YTSEJAM Digest 2214
Today's Topics:
1) Re: Music other than DT...
by "KorgX3" <ibanez@mailhost.cyberhighway.net>
2) stuph
by The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
3) GRE analytical
by Rick Audet <ytse@cris.com>
4) Re: Help with Guitar and Silly Jammers
by Stephen Daedalus <Mathew.J.Birskovich@williams.edu>
5) Magna Carta's URL?
by "Beavis (Wes Foll)" <wfoll@america.net>
6) Magellan
by "Bruce D. Duesterhoeft" <bduesterhoeft@enter.net>
7) One moe thing...
by "Bruce D. Duesterhoeft" <bduesterhoeft@enter.net>
8) James' autograph...
by Quazel Schmirt <jmlentch@mailbox.syr.edu>
9) Validity of da 'jam
by Phil Carter <carter@negia.net>
10) Dragon Attack
by Conrad Chi <uchic00@mcl.ucsb.edu>
11) Jan Hammer question
by "R. Christopher Hailey" <pass@u.washington.edu>
12) Re: DT impersonation bands (yes, another one)
by "R. Christopher Hailey" <pass@u.washington.edu>
13) Re: Dragon Attack
by "KorgX3" <ibanez@mailhost.cyberhighway.net>
14) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2213
by Siddharth Sharma <svs@alpha2.iimb.ernet.in>
15) A couple of things...
by nga@software-ag.de (Neil Gallop)
16) Gary Hoey
by Steve Borzilleri <magellan@u.washington.edu>
17) Racer X, Endless Sex, Etc.
by Steve Borzilleri <magellan@u.washington.edu>
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 19:48:12 +0000
From: "KorgX3" <ibanez@mailhost.cyberhighway.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Music other than DT...
Message-ID: <199701220258.TAA22667@cyberhighway.net>
> I see the Devin-haters club has reconvened... I like Townsend's
> vocals both on Vai's Sex & Religion and on the WM Tribute. So the guy is
> expressive and screams some, do people hate Mike Patton of Faith No More
> for that reason? Besides, his singing fits so well into songs like
> Survive, Sex & Religion, and Deep Down in the Pain. I'd recommend this
> album before Alien Love Secrets. I just thought ALS lacked good
> songwriting, with the exception of Juice. YA YO GAK is just annoying.
Aye, I've expressed my feelings about Devin, and that's all I have to
say about that. As for YA YO GAK, (chuckle), personally, that's my
favorite track on the CD. The guy I had listen to it at work today
said the same thing, too, thus puzzling me. I thought most people
would hate that. Especially him. (shrug)
OK, instead of Tiny Tim (who passed away, I actually thought he was
kewl), let's get Julian Vai in James' place, then. :)
> I know you've taken a lot of heat for this, Steve, but I have to
> agree with you. I also got an autograph from James Labrie that was
> sloppy and really just substandard all-around. He is a great SINGER,
> but as a signer I think that he has alot of work to do. Now I'm now
> a signer either, but c'mon, this clown's getting paid for this kind
> of thing.
I had to read this twice before disregarding the flame mail and
getting the full frontal lobotomy. Dislexia sux. :P
Anyway, Today I got a double whammy after a bleary day at work. I
purchased Angra's "Holy Land" and my Superior album came in! (Sorry,
this is an import, not from Noise records)
Bernd, you guys have my blessing. Write something new soon, NOW!
This is the best CD I've heard in a long time. Not at all what I was
expecting, but I was NOT disappointed in the least. Quite aggressive,
yet passionate. 2 thumbs up!
As for Angra, what's upo with these guys? This is like way kewl, and
it's really weird. It's also not what I was expecting. I thought
this was Testament style stuff. this is way nifty. It'll take a
couple of listens to full engage in it, I think, though.
Much kewlness bestowed upon both. Gotta get the 1st angra, now...
.
KorgX3 NOT The "Other" Ibanez (anymore)
ibanez@cyberhighway.net
"Well, I try to write music that Indiana Jones would listen to."
--David Arkenstone
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:24:18 -0500 (EST)
From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
To: "Ytse Fuckin' Jam" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: stuph
Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9701212224.C18703-0100000@griffin.emba.uvm.edu>
> From: Hector Crisantes <snyfarms@gateway.dakotacom.net>
> Subject: PLEASE HELP!!!!
>
> I'm in need of your asistance once again. I want to purchase a "GREAT"
> keyboard instructional video, any suggestions. I am very in to John
> Lord, Kevin Moore, Derek Sherinian, Yanni, Elton John, Chester Thompson,
Wow, I wasn't aware that Chester had switched instruments. :)
----> From: Jon Byrne <rael@access.mountain.net> > Subject: New Spock's Beard > > I just thought I'd let everybody know my first impressions of the new > Spock's Beard album, _Beware of Darkness_. In a word: WOW! This album is
W00h00! I can't wait to get my hands on this one! I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Spock's Beard is the best band to come along this decade. Don't miss these albums. I have _The Light_, and it rarely leaves my CD player.
> To Mika Numminen and his Progquiz: Why couldn't any of the logic questions > on the LSAT be that fun? :)
No kidding! The GRE would have actually been tolerable if there were questions like that! :)
------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ Secretary & Webmaster cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu "@'/ ,. \`@" UVM Comp Sci Student Assn d-man@dreamt.org /_| \__/ |_\ "He won't need a bed http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/ He's a digital man" - Peart ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Maintainer of the Official Dream Theater Frequently Asked Questions List http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo/dtfaq.html
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:47:08 -0500 (EST) From: Rick Audet <ytse@cris.com> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: GRE analytical Message-ID: <199701220347.WAA06133@newman.cris.com>
Hey hey hey! Could the individual who posted that nutty GRE prog question please email it to me? It killed me (especially since I took the GRE, but didn't rock quite like D-Man did) and I mistakenly deleted that issue of the Jam.
Tanx a bunsh.
-Rick
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:54:53 -0500 (EST) From: Stephen Daedalus <Mathew.J.Birskovich@williams.edu> To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: Help with Guitar and Silly Jammers Message-ID: <Pine.OSF.3.95.970121225257.24389A-100000@colrain.williams.edu>
First, can I ask any guitarists who are well-versed in melodic minor modes to e-mail me? I got questions and you got answers (hopefully.) Second, to all the jammers who are defending Helloween, You make me smile because you're convincing me without flaming. Thanks. I'll give them another couple of shots because you guys seem genuinely concerned and not pissed. Be you all well. Matt B
"The dead are rarely violent." (Shawn Rosenheim, Asst. Prof. Williams College)
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 23:05:56 -0500 (EST) From: "Beavis (Wes Foll)" <wfoll@america.net> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Magna Carta's URL? Message-ID: <199701220405.XAA00501@web1.america.net>
I searched and searched, but nothing brought up Magna Carta's web site. Anyone have it? Okay, thanks. heh.
Oh yeah, to add to the little thingy on the jam lately about how some people don't like LaBrie's voice, I love the part in the latest Fanzine's interview with Mr. LaBrie where he says, "Geoff (Tate) and I are totally different singers, we both have something to offer, and if you don't like what either one of us has to offer, then fuck off."
Very....profound and to the point wouldn't you say? Sums it all up for me. heh Beavis (Wes Foll) http://www.america.net/~wfoll/beavis.htm /| / ||\ / || \ ______________ _ ______ _ __ __ //| || \\_____ _____| ||___ // |\ \/ / //_| || \ | || || | | || |/ ///|| \ / / __ || |\ \ | || || |__| || <//_|| / \ / / | || | \ \| || || __ || |\ \__ |/ /\ \ /_/ |_||_| \ || || | |_||_|/\ \ || / \_\ \ || ||/ \_\||/ \ ||/ \| "What is, is. What is not, is not. What is is, and is not, is is, and is not."
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 23:22:13 -0500 From: "Bruce D. Duesterhoeft" <bduesterhoeft@enter.net> To: YtseGods <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Magellan Message-ID: <32E595F5.1E6A@enter.net>
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For the person who saw the info from Magna Carta on Magellan's new CD..well here it is from the horse's mouth.
That info was probably about the re-release of their first 'Hour of Restoration' which is as good if not better than 'Impending Ascension'
> Hello, > I saw your kind words on the site and thought I'd let you know the >.latest. >."TEST OF WILLS" is now complete.It should be available by the end of > the > 1st quarter '97. > We have added a live drummer and an amazing one at that.His name is > Brad Kaiser.He has tons of studio experience and has really added > so much to the package. > The songs for TOW are: > > Gameface > A Social Marginal > Walk Fast,Look Worried > Test Of Wills > Bully Pulpit > Jacko > Crucible > Preaching The Converted > > Bonus trk:The Solano County Engineering Archives(vault1) > Critics Carnival > > Keep up the good work.Happy Holidays! > > Trent Gardner > Magellan
there you go....later
Bruce D. Duesterhoeft
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Hello, I saw your kind words on the site and thought I'd let you know the latest. "TEST OF WILLS" is now complete.It should be available by the end of the 1st quarter '97. We have added a live drummer and an amazing one at that.His name is Brad Kaiser.He has tons of studio experience and has really added so much to the package. The songs for TOW are:
Gameface A Social Marginal Walk Fast,Look Worried Test Of Wills Bully Pulpit Jacko Crucible Preaching The Converted
Bonus trk:The Solano County Engineering Archives(vault1) Critics Carnival
Keep up the good work.Happy Holidays!
Trent Gardner Magellan
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 23:26:32 -0500 From: "Bruce D. Duesterhoeft" <bduesterhoeft@enter.net> To: YtseGods <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: One moe thing... Message-ID: <32E596F8.6C13@enter.net>
Just checked out the DT official web page: http://www.rsabbs.com/dt and they have a tidbit saying that there are rumors floating about that the new album would be released in May:
> January 21, 1997: Rumors of a May album release.... Management and the band would like everyone one to know that despite any rumors by the press or other sources there is no plan for the band to release the new album in May, or any other date at this time. There is no tenative release date for the album, so any publication or person stating otherwise is wrong. There is no release date at this time. We will post on the page a release date as soon as one becomes available to us from management. <
just wanted to let the Ytsegod's know!
later,
Bruce D. Duesterhoeft
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 23:24:35 -0500 (EST) From: Quazel Schmirt <jmlentch@mailbox.syr.edu> To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: James' autograph... Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.95.970121232123.3459A-100000@forbin.syr.edu>
I am just curious as to how James' autograph pertains in any way to his singing ability. I am a huge fan of his talent, being a singer myself and I fail to make the connection here. Although, if this helps, he signed my Fix shirt at Birch Hill this year and it looks just fine. He definitely wouldn't make it as a doctor!
Jill -------- Quazel
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Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 01:53:51 -0500 From: Phil Carter <carter@negia.net> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Validity of da 'jam Message-ID: <1.5.4.16.19970122065351.331f4e84@pop.negia.net>
Greetings ye 'jamanoids...
Since there seems to be so much emphasis lately on how the 'jam has become pure slop (though it seems to be slowing down a bit now), I thought I'd toss in my opinion.
The 'Jam is probably one of the most useful things I've found on the 'net. Not solely because there's lots of cool DT info (though there is, usually); not solely because there's some neat people here who aren't afraid to express their opinions (though that's true too); and not just because it's more or less uncensored/unmoderated (I despise censorship in all forms).
Why do *I* love the 'Jam so much? Because I've found out about so much cool music from listening to your jabber! :) :)
Here's a partial list: Superior, Lemur Voice, Savatage, Fates Warning, Angra, Stratovarius, Waltari, Nevermore, Spock's Beard, Artension, Eldritch, Helstar, Iced Earth...the list goes on and on. Plus several solo artists or individuals who happen to be particularly talented at their instrument.
Thanks to all who put their musical thoughts here, especially if they're detailed. Keep 'em coming, folks!
And keep the DT content coming, too; a DT-starved 'jammer like myself has to do *something* to while away the months while we wait for the new album....:)
Cheers, Phil ========================================================= Phil Carter -- carter@negia.net * Pittsburgh Penguins -- Stanley Cup in 1997! * "To do is to be." -- Plato "To be is to do." -- Aristotle "Doo bee doo bee doo..." -- The Bud Ice Penguin Guitarists: * Joe Satriani * Jason Becker * Steve Morse * Yngwie Malmsteen * * John Petrucci * Steve Vai * Eric Johnson * Gary Hoey * Richie Kotzen * =========================================================
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 21:30:55 -0800 (PST) From: Conrad Chi <uchic00@mcl.ucsb.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Dragon Attack Message-ID: <Pine.HPP.3.93.970121212745.10641C-100000@mcl.ucsb.edu>
According to my friend which is on the KISS list, 'Dragon Attack' was released in the U.S. today. This means that we won't have to pay import prices, so look around.
During the summer, I saw BECKER's 'Perspective' USED for $7. I passed it up then and bought RIOT's 'Thundersteel' album. I am now kicking myself because of the great reviews that the album has gotten. I will have to pick it up at full price. What label is it on by the way?
MYUNG'S BIRTHDAY IN THREE DAYS!!!!!
lauters Conrad
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 86 22:45:19 -0800 From: "R. Christopher Hailey" <pass@u.washington.edu> To: "it's a jam thang" <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Jan Hammer question Message-ID: <199701220641.WAA35438@bp10.u.washington.edu>
some body submitted for our scrutiny:
>Vox: Ian Gillan (the original screamer, good range, excellent vox control) >Axe: Jeff Beck (some people forget how good this axe slayer is) >Dub: Chris Squire (especially his infamous Rickenbacher sound) >Ski: Jan Hammer (got the speed licks ala Mahavishnu Orchestra) >Rox: Carl Palmer (favorite drum & percussion solos, IMHO)
I was under the impression that 'jan hammer' was the name of a band, and that jordan rudess was the keyboard (ski?!) player... if this is not so, can someone straighten me out?
and knock me one upside the head for not checking him/them out earlier. I've heard it's good stuff.
r.christopher hailey
it is not the earth that the meek will inherit... pass@u.washington.edu http://weber.u.washington.edu/~pass ...but the dirt.
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Date: Tue, 21 Jan 86 22:45:15 -0800 From: "R. Christopher Hailey" <pass@u.washington.edu> To: "terpsichorea's muse" <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: DT impersonation bands (yes, another one) Message-ID: <199701220641.WAA35422@bp10.u.washington.edu>
since I'm already posting to-night, I figgered I'd *really* make my time on-line worthwhile, and post twice.
feel free to skip this meaningless post.
YADTIB: on vocals: mel gibson on keys: john travolta on bass: jackie chan (for a slight change of pace) on guitar: ralph macchio (sp?) on drums: robin williams
hey, I'd go see them!
making the 'jam a better place,
r.christopher hailey
it is not the earth that the meek will inherit... pass@u.washington.edu http://weber.u.washington.edu/~pass ...but the dirt.
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Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 00:36:20 +0000 From: "KorgX3" <ibanez@mailhost.cyberhighway.net> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: Dragon Attack Message-ID: <199701220746.AAA09154@cyberhighway.net>
> During the summer, I saw BECKER's 'Perspective' USED for > $7. I passed it up then and bought RIOT's 'Thundersteel' album. > I am now kicking myself because of the great reviews that > the album has gotten. I will have to pick it up at full price. > What label is it on by the way?
Hrm. Haven't listened to Thundersteel for what seems like an eternity. I think it's cuz my friend ran off with my tape. :P Pretty good stuff, though. I guess I'll have to order me a CD.
As for the LaBrie signing thing. As I said dislexia sux. Read the original post again. It was a poke of fun at the typo in it. James singing has nothing to do with his signing. (We hope.)
Nite folx, it's late and I'm tired. KorgX3 NOT The "Other" Ibanez (anymore) ibanez@cyberhighway.net "Well, I try to write music that Indiana Jones would listen to." --David Arkenstone
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Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 13:33:03 +0500 (GMT+0500) From: Siddharth Sharma <svs@alpha2.iimb.ernet.in> To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2213 Message-ID: <Pine.OSF.3.95.970122132943.25528A-100000@alpha2.iimb.ernet.in>
Hi guys ! This is my first post on ytsejam, and PMI, but whats DTIFC. Y'see, I live all the way across the world in India (the people on #ytsejam tell me I'm the first one from that part of the world in these circles :-) and really don't have too much of an idea what's going on over there as far as DT is concerned. So, could someone please tell me what DTIFC is, and how do I get it...what's it cost, etc. Thanks and all that :-) Sid.
"You'll find all you need in your mind."
Siddharth Sharma Room no. G-3 Indian Institute of Management Bangalore Bannerghatta Road, Bangalore 560076 Tel: +91-080-6632450 extn. 2257 web: http://alpha2.iimb.ernet.in:8080/~svs
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Date: Wed, 22 Jan 97 09:56:24 +0100 From: nga@software-ag.de (Neil Gallop) To: ytsejam@ax.com Cc: nga@server3.software-ag.de Subject: A couple of things... Message-ID: <9701220856.AA00235@sundoc13.software-ag.de>
Hi all
following all this talk about Jason Becker's album "perspectives", I decided to check it out at my local CD store. I didn't buy it. There is certainly some interesting stuff on it, but nothing that really knocked me out. I then wondered (WARNING: heretical question coming) how many people rave about this album because they know of Jason's medical situation. As I said, the album is interesting, I'm sure a lot of Jammers would like it, and there's no way I would say don't buy it. Perhaps it's because I'm not a guitarist. And before you all start accusing me of being a heartless bastard (which is possibly true) let me say that a close friend of mine died last year after suffering from ALS for nearly 20 years.
And if anybody else mentions 'sell out' again, I am willing to personally come round and tattoo the lyrics of Tool's song 'Hooker With A Penis' on that person's butt with a rusty nail (if you haven't heard the song yet, go and listen to it - and the rest of the album Aenima - as soon as possible).
stay safe and happy listening Neil Gallop (nga@software-ag.de) Currently playing: Anathema - Eternity
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Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 01:09:38 -0800 (PST) From: Steve Borzilleri <magellan@u.washington.edu> To: Dream Thespians <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Gary Hoey Message-ID: <Pine.A41.3.95b.970122010111.35800D-100000@dante12.u.washington.edu>
Is playing HERE in SEATTLE on February 7th. Tickets can be attained through Ticketmaster (or so that big yellow poster would have us believe). Tickets in advance are, get this, $9.99.
The show is 21 And Over, so all you shredders who haven't been alive for that many years, you aren't mature or responsible enough to enjoy Mr. Hoey's music as it is being played by Gary Hoey himself right in front of you... BUT I AM ALL OF THESE THINGS, AND MORE! I AM GOING TO THE SHOW! HAHAHA! MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK! WE DO NOT PRACTICE SCALES TO BE MERCIFUL! SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOUR TECHNIQUE, HE IS YOUR ENEMY! THE ENEMY DESERVES NO MERCY!
Is anyone, anyone at all, interested in seeing this show? Has this already been announced? Now I really must purchase and absorb "Bug Hunt..."
Bafu Vai
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Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 03:02:42 -0800 (PST) From: Steve Borzilleri <magellan@u.washington.edu> To: Dream Thespians <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Racer X, Endless Sex, Etc. Message-ID: <Pine.A41.3.95b.970122030057.24482D-100000@dante21.u.washington.edu>
> From: Chris Ptacek <someone@enteract.com> > Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2211 > > I'm not complaining, as it would be hypocritical for me to do so... but > in my attempts to stop doing things like this myself, I notice it more > when others do it.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Like when I see someone in a car ahead of me STOP unnecessarily at an intersection because some PEDESTRIAN has decided to casually yet DEFIANTLYcross the street in a crosswalk AGAINST the "don't walk" signal...then all of a sudden instead of being polite the driver just hits the gas and PLOWS 'em down...
As exhilirating as self-appointed street-sweeping (or "zamboni-patrol" depending on where you're from) is, seeing someone else do this never fails to remind me what a truly evil man I am.
(note: the above example was not meant to offend anyone who is not a man. nor was it meant to offend anyone who is not evil. however, if you are one of those bastard walkers who strut like John Travolta in "Staying Alive" all the way across the crosswalk against the DON'T WALK signal as if you have some God-given right slow the traffic of angry motorists in big heavy death-machines YE DESERVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE FLUNG TO THE CRATERS OF THE MOON BY THE HANDS OF HE WHO RESPECTS FATHER TIME AND POSSESSES GREAT VELOCITY.)
> > Anyone know if Shrapnel has any more progmetal artists? > > Cacophony, Racer X, Haji's Kitchen, and Crimeny, to name a few...
Progmetal? Racer X? Racer X Progmetal? Since when does an album of sixteenth notes/beats on all instruments (including the vocals) at 380 beats per minute equal progressive metal?
> Hey now, I'm all for saving a buck too, but Jason's a different story. > He battles ALS daily and needs the money from album sales to survive his > condition. Don't buy his album used. Buy it new. In fact, it's best > to buy it from http://www.guitarists.com... though as long as you get it > new he'll get a cut. Don't screw over someone in his position.
Actually, forget all that crap. Copy the album onto cassettes and freely pass them out to people on the street.
---- > From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu> > To: "Ytse Fuckin' Jam" <ytsejam@ax.com> > Subject: DTIFC, etc.
"Ytse Fuckin' Jam." This sort of language doesn't belong on the list. Very informative and objective. The list is a better place now. Take this foul-mouthed stuff elsewhere. We don't need this. Refer to the FAQ for DT's rules on profanity. Thank you for gracing the list with your tapestry of obscenity, Mr. Merlo. This really doesn't belong on the list. We really don't need this here.
THAAAANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU...... (bows deeply)
>> From: Eddy M <edrock@connexus.apana.org.au> >> Subject: NDTC - Kirk >> >> Is Kirk Hammett a poofter ??
Whoah. Thesaurus-Man has not heard this word before. Thesaurus-Man is confused...
(note: the above was not meant to offend people who do not own thesauruses. any lack of referential guides on the English language is most likely beyond the control of the speaker/writer due to either financial inadequacies or a simple lack of interest in attaining eloquence and perfection, not to mention a really arrogant/ferocious public image.)
> OK, apparently this thread is *not* dead. In an attempt to quash all > similar threads at once, here's all the latest gossip: > > Kirk Hammett is gay, but is not involved in the James/Lars arrangement.
So then James and Lars are lovers? But Kirk isn't a part of that deal? That what you're saying, man? What about Jason? Is homophobia the topic of "Until It Sleeps?"
> Neil Peart and his wife are both gay. They adopted.
You know, if anyone on this mailing list ever decided to redo the theme to "Gilligan's Island..."
> Kevin Moore has testicular cancer. That's why he has no hair.
So then Joe Satriani and Andre Agassi have been dealt the same cruel hand by that harsh lover we know as Fate...? Geez, first Kevin Moore, now Demi Moore...
> I was *not* the one that shaved Mike Portnoy's head.
Oh, of course not. It was the Jagermeister. Yeah. I suppose it is also true that people don't kill people, GUNS kill people...
> "Poofter" is analogous to the N-word on the insult scale, you fucking > blowjob.
But it's alright to call someone a "blowjob," right? Well excuse ME, mister close-minded jerk, but I happen to RESPECT and ENJOY b...
Nevermind...
> Hope this clears everything up. > > BTW, if you're too immature to discuss someone's sexuality without > using terms like "poofter," keep it the fuck to yourselves. You really > look like an asshole.
"Waruku Omouna." --Guy, Street Fighter Alpha
(NOT "What a cool movie.")
Bafu Vai
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