YTSEJAM Digest 4723
Today's Topics:
1) Re: Bigot (big ot) n. 1. A person with a personality
by drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)
2) Re: Gay as gay can be; circular logic falls into quicksand
by drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)
3) Do we need some DTC or what...?
by Dave Ware <dave.ware@walker.com>
4) Frederico I Enjoy Piano Stools As Much As Tori Amos Does Barbosa
by "Isaac Trumbo" <inferno_one@hotmail.com>
5) Platypus/LTE spottings...
by "Joshua R. Brand" <jbrand@mtu.edu>
6) Lesbians
by Brian Hansen <bhansen10@yahoo.com>
7) Freedom of Speech Bitches
by "Robert Newcomb" <newcombr@netdot.com>
8) Re: Bigot (big ot) n. 1. A person with a personality
by Frank Benenati <fmb@frontierlogic.com>
9) Uncovered MP3s
by "xxx" <hipodilski@usa.net>
10) Hi jammers !!!!!!!
by "YAN GONZALEZ" <korg_74@hotmail.com>
11) NDTC: My signature
by cmartin@blueridge.net (Chris & Shelly Martin)
12) Odds'n'sodds
by Graham Boyle <ytsejam@ozemail.com.au>
13) Re: Frederico I Enjoy Piano Stools As Much As Tori Amos Does Barbosa
by "Stone Korg" <korgx3@safelink.net>
14) dt things....
by ETebo323@aol.com
15) I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone.
by "Stone Korg" <korgx3@safelink.net>
16) Re: Bigotry on the 'jam
by Matt Smith <ktulu@arches.uga.edu>
17) Re: WAKE UP TO DEVIN TOWNSEND!! (No DT content)
by Darth1@aol.com
18) Howard Stern
by CyberDuke <duskob@mol.com.mk>
19) #ytsejam
by DragynLMC3@aol.com
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 12:36:48 -0800
From: drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)
To: ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: Re: Bigot (big ot) n. 1. A person with a personality
Message-ID: <199903052036.MAA29323@gms.gmsnet.com>
Before being sacrificed upon the altar..., "Stone Korg" thus begged:
>
>>HOW DARE YOU, YOU OFFENSIVE LITTLE FUCK!
>
>LOL! Fight fire with fire, I always say. Someone flaming someone for their
>flaming method. LOL.
>
>BTW, the statement "gay as it gets" is a misnomer. The pronoun "it" implies
>a genderless entity, therefore it can have no sexual preference.
Korg is absolutely right, I mean... "gay little fuck" could've mean't that the
guy was a happy little guy in bed... even though he's little, he could be
happy... on the other hand... he could've been a "big ass fucking gay ass
dog..." which mean't that... he might like it in certain sexual positions
and be happy at the same time... as apposed to some other misnomer... I mean
the guy could be transexual in which case there is no cause for worry of
insult... even in a sexual preference context... "you gay little bisexual
wanna-be horn blowing tutu wearing deviant gay ass pole polishin sodomizing
fuck..." could still be a misnomer at that point...
>--
>Stone Korg is as gay as he gets.
-The Doc
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 12:43:54 -0800 From: drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh) To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Gay as gay can be; circular logic falls into quicksand Message-ID: <199903052043.MAA29451@gms.gmsnet.com>
THIS MESSAGE IS IN 128-BIT FUCK-YOU-MODE IF YOUR OS'S IS WINDOZE, YOU'RE FUCKED! > >THIS MESSAGE IS IN SARCASTIC, SEMI-INTELLIGENT FORMAT. Since your dumb ass >STILL does not understand this manner of speech, nor alternate definitions of >commonly-used negative-loaded words, some or all of this message may not be >legible. > >On the other hand, Doctor "Greaseman" Mosh, who implied that people from >Africa are stupid because they use AOL, should be tarred, feathered, and >shaved (maybe not in that particular order, mind you) ASAP.
Actually... what I really implied from my 007 secret message if you took every fourth letter and made a paragraph, you would've gotten the real message that said that Africa Online users would be considerably smarter than America Online users... that's the facts, jack... :)
"Have YOU learned to program your VCR yet?? If not... try America Online... it could get your gay-little-stupid ass on the Internet!!"
-The Doc
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 14:50:05 -0600 From: Dave Ware <dave.ware@walker.com> To: "'ytsejam@ax.com'" <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Do we need some DTC or what...? Message-ID: <82CD0BD64E68D211BDA00060975B3ACF033330@BHAM-XCHG1.immpower.com>
>Now this just goes too far, Si! Think about what you've said there and >how demeaning it is to piano stools! I'm calling at least the Wood >Carpenter's Union and the Musician's Union on you!!!! :)
ha...ha...ha... he said wood... ha...ha.ha..
Dave (a UK jammer - now in Alabama).
NP: Yes - Talk.
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Date: Fri, 05 Mar 1999 12:56:46 PST From: "Isaac Trumbo" <inferno_one@hotmail.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Frederico I Enjoy Piano Stools As Much As Tori Amos Does Barbosa Message-ID: <19990305205647.25943.qmail@hotmail.com>
korg gave us of his vast supply of wisdom: >BTW, the statement "gay as it gets" is a misnomer. The pronoun >"it" implies a genderless entity, therefore it can have no sexual >preference.
i apologize for my flagrant malapropism..
maybe i should have said: "frederico i'm as gay as they come barbosa".. but that would have a whole new sexual connotation to it
so maybe i should have said: "frederico i'm as gay as one arrives barbosa".. but now the statement sounds gay and not the individual
with all this in mind, what probably should have been said is: "frederico gay as a fox barbosa".. much better- short, to the point, and no grammatical blunders.. i just hope the omniscient korg approves :)
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 16:35:47 -0500 (EST) From: "Joshua R. Brand" <jbrand@mtu.edu> To: Ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Platypus/LTE spottings... Message-ID: <199903052135.QAA05876@frozen.ice.mtu.edu>
Being home on break in the fab Twin Cities (Al can corroborate the fabulousness of it all), I stopped into Cheapo records, a used CD/record shop. Looking around, I was stunned to see a card with "Platypus" among the racks, and, appropriately, 6 copies of Platypus! I never actually thought I'd see this record in any retail outlet. It was very cool. Then, off to the left of it, sitting oddly among other N selections, was LTE. Someone had bought it and sold it here, 'cause it was used. It was good to see that there are copies floating around, but sad that someone sold their LTE... that's like a sin for me.
Then, in a bizarre twist, I was at Circuit Shitty checking out MD players and saw WDADU in among the DT selections for $8.99. That was surprising. And for all of you DVD fans, I didn't buy anything, and I sneered at the DIVX guy. It felt good.
This just seemed all too odd, so I had to share. Jam on...
Josh
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 13:51:14 -0800 (PST) From: Brian Hansen <bhansen10@yahoo.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Lesbians Message-ID: <19990305215114.9496.rocketmail@send105.yahoomail.com>
Amanda Rosenblum wrote: > > > p.s. When I die, I want to be re-incarnated as Tori's piano stool... > > Hahaha, get in line bub. I know plenty, both male and female, who > you'll be waiting in line behind.
And Lisa Marie <ytsegirl@pacbell.net> added:
> Yeah, the line forms behind me! ;oD
Damn! I ask for lesbians, and look what happens!
my $.02, BH --- BH swears off Howard Stern...right after Pamela Anderson Lee's lesbian kiss episode tonight.
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 15:48:14 -0600 From: "Robert Newcomb" <newcombr@netdot.com> To: <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Freedom of Speech Bitches Message-ID: <199903052205.OAA05536@knight.axnet.net>
You wrote:
>I cannot believe that someone actually thinks he can get away with >saying this shit. HOW DARE YOU, YOU OFFENSIVE LITTLE >FUCK!!
Calm the fuck down bitch! It was a joke. Even if it wasn't a joke he can say whatever the hell he wants because in the good ol' US we have something called Freedom of Speech.
Thorin
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Date: Fri, 05 Mar 1999 17:18:35 -0500 From: Frank Benenati <fmb@frontierlogic.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Bigot (big ot) n. 1. A person with a personality Message-ID: <36E0583B.A0751C2@frontierlogic.com>
"Dr. Mosh" wrote: > Korg is absolutely right, I mean... "gay little fuck" could've mean't that the > guy was a happy little guy in bed... even though he's little, he could be > happy... on the other hand... he could've been a "big ass fucking gay ass > dog..." which mean't that... he might like it in certain sexual positions > and be happy at the same time... as apposed to some other misnomer... I mean > the guy could be transexual in which case there is no cause for worry of > insult... even in a sexual preference context... "you gay little bisexual > wanna-be horn blowing tutu wearing deviant gay ass pole polishin sodomizing > fuck..." could still be a misnomer at that point...
This is Fucking Brilliant!!! Where do you get this stuff???? Mosh kicks total fucking ass!!
-mojoman
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Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 00:42:46 +0200 From: "xxx" <hipodilski@usa.net> To: "Ytsejam" <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Uncovered MP3s Message-ID: <01be6759$7dcba180$870024d4@poebko>
Hi all, Sorry for the off-topic question, but I failed to download some "uncovered" MP3s from Bogie's site. Could someone be so kind to contact me and upload them for me somewhere so I can DL them, ie Dr. Mosh's ftp site? Pleaseeee.... Thank you in advance
Vic from Bulgaria
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Date: Fri, 05 Mar 1999 14:47:10 PST From: "YAN GONZALEZ" <korg_74@hotmail.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Hi jammers !!!!!!! Message-ID: <19990305224711.28317.qmail@hotmail.com>
First email to the list, so i'm gonna be brief.. Greetings to all of you, I'm thinking of sending my own TOP 40(JEJE,=20 just kiddin')
Explorer Club rules...!!!!
gaz this one's for you, dear...
tembo de la gran siete, por que cuernos no te dejas de joder las bolas.=20 a=F1arakopeguare, terehona ejapiro mba'e!!!!
With love
Korg_74
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 18:54:54 -0500 From: cmartin@blueridge.net (Chris & Shelly Martin) To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: NDTC: My signature Message-ID: <v01530503b3061cec6b26@[205.152.120.74]>
>Look at the size of that signature!!! Amazing... it's a piece of beauty.. >it's almost standard faire at AOL!!! Hey buddy, why don't you cut down on >that sig... what, did you just fall off the AOL turnip truck? > > > >-The Doc > >P.S. AOL standards for Africa Online
Fair enough!! I realize that my sig was a little on the long side, but I did not fall off the AOL turnip truck. Never had any association with 'em!! Sorry to clutter the list with this, but just in case anyone else had prob's with it...
Is it better now? I did shorten it some, but you gotta gimme a break! It's the first one I'd ever done, so there was a lot I wanted to put. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also, while in bitch mode, my signature is nothing compared to some of the repostings of previous posts. My God, do you have to quote the whole damned thing?! This is in no way directed to "The Doc", who had enough sense to cut out the post since it had nothing to do with his message!! Talk about clutter!! : )
Later, Chris Martin cmartin@blueridge.net
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Date: Sat, 06 Mar 1999 11:23:26 +1100 From: Graham Boyle <ytsejam@ozemail.com.au> To: "ytsejam@ax.com" <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Odds'n'sodds Message-ID: <36E0757E.4556342D@ozemail.com.au>
The DC Cooper solo album is great, the style is distinctively more guitar griven than Royal Hunt. More heavier and certainly more metallic than anything I have heard from RH. Andre Anderson's solo album is quite the opposite. Almost completely keyboard based and a number of songs could easily mistaked for RH. Still a great album though.
As for problems with bozo's posting their top whatever bullshit, mail the list aministrator, Skadz (Skadz@dreamt.org) and believe me he has the power to remove and block from posting any pests :)
Fianlly new Edguy 'Theater Of Salvation' is a must for any power/prog fan who likes fast double bass drums, melodic guitars and great songs.
gaz
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 21:47:14 -0700 From: "Stone Korg" <korgx3@safelink.net> To: <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Re: Frederico I Enjoy Piano Stools As Much As Tori Amos Does Barbosa Message-ID: <004e01be678d$4e6871f0$6a0d84d0@yoda-q--jedi>
>no grammatical blunders.. i just hope the omniscient korg approves :)
I think the only way to be TRULY correct would be... "Frederico 'Gay as a homosexual male sliding the hot beef injection into his quivering male sexual partner' Barbosa." TMI, I know...
>Damn! I ask for lesbians, and look what happens!
In celebration of gayness on the jam, I'll take the first guy that rolls off of Tori. No flash photography please.
>Korg_74
Imposter! You no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame, A licky boom boom down. -- Stone Korg celbrates his coming out of the closet. I really am a bigot! Let the world know! NP: Stratovarious: Visions
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 23:54:32 EST From: ETebo323@aol.com To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: dt things.... Message-ID: <11678a63.36e0b508@aol.com>
On wednesday, while playing at church, me and my drummer were doing some jamming stuff under a guy talking, and ended up playing lines in the sand, the begining right after the held chords Dm, F5 add9 adn C5/G, the part: doo doo....deedoo deedoo deedoo doo doo......doooooooo. :) a few people knew what we were doing. ALso I was up at Central Michigan University on a tour and we went into the demo dorm room and there was a Images and words poster up, the cd cover. I begged those guides to give it too me but they refused. Hopefully i'll get hooked up.
Lata T
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Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 21:57:20 -0700 From: "Stone Korg" <korgx3@safelink.net> To: <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone. Message-ID: <005501be678e$0211f1e0$6a0d84d0@yoda-q--jedi>
>no grammatical blunders.. i just hope the omniscient korg approves :)
I think the only way to be TRULY correct would be... "Frederico 'Gay as a homosexual male sliding the hot beef injection into a random orifice of his quivering male sexual partner whilst enjoying the pleasurable sensations and not once feeling awkward' Barbosa." TMI, I know...
But then maybe Freddy B. is just plain gay. No fruit, no fancy artificial colors, just plain gay.
>Damn! I ask for lesbians, and look what happens!
In celebration of gayness on the jam, I'll take the first guy that rolls off of Tori. No flash photography please.
>Korg_74
Imposter! You no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame, A licky boom boom down. -- Stone Korg celbrates his coming out of the closet. I really am a bigot! NP: Stratovarious: Visions
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Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 00:20:21 -0500 (EST) From: Matt Smith <ktulu@arches.uga.edu> To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Re: Bigotry on the 'jam Message-ID: <Pine.A41.3.96.990306001729.33680A-100000@archa14.cc.uga.edu>
Simon John Dodd shat:
>Issac Trumbo made some perfectly valid criticism of the guy posting >top xx lists, all of which I agree with. But here's the problem which >is gonna involve me giving Isaac a damn good flaming. He began his >post with these words:
>>"Frederico I'm As Gay As It Gets Barbosa" said:
> I cannot believe that someone actually thinks that he can get away > with saying this shit. HOW DARE YOU, YOU OFFENSIVE LITTLE > FUCK!! Okay, the guy that you were flaming should be flamed, but how > dare you try to use sexual preference as a flame?
That's a pretty gay thing to get so pissed about if you ask me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Matt Smith ktulu@arches.uga.edu
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Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 02:12:24 EST From: Darth1@aol.com To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: WAKE UP TO DEVIN TOWNSEND!! (No DT content) Message-ID: <d133233a.36e0d558@aol.com>
In a message dated 3/5/99 10:40:57 AM Central Standard Time, ytsejam@ax.co= m writes:
> WAKE UP TO DEVIN TOWNSEND!! (No DT content) Great revenge idea! You should try the bonus track at the end of Ocean Machine. That scream wi= ll scare the crap out of ANYONE if they are not expecting it!
Josh S. Da=AEth0ne=99
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Date: Sat, 06 Mar 1999 00:52:06 +0100 From: CyberDuke <duskob@mol.com.mk> To: YtseLand <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Howard Stern Message-ID: <36E06E26.6533AC41@mol.com.mk>
In this forgotten place of the earth, I just watched a movie about this dude! (In case anyone wants so sue anyone, I think the copy was illegal!)
First and only place I heard about Howard was the jam. Just wanted to ask someone, does the movie more or less shows what and how he was and how he became famous, succesfull? The movies was hillarious. Is he still around or something? -- CyberDuke
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Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 03:38:25 EST From: DragynLMC3@aol.com To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: #ytsejam Message-ID: <5bbdaabd.36e0e981@aol.com>
hey people , i was wondering where this is? i just recently got on iRC (like, umm thursday) so im pretty lost. i did find it on dal.net (where i have a friend who was helpin me get around) but it was pretty empty.. so what server is it on where yall talk so much?? :} anyway, thanks! PLEASE REPLY dammit. :}
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