YTSEJAM Digest 4725
Today's Topics:
1) Attention true YtseJammerz who want to continue the jam in the years to come...
by Compadre32@aol.com
2) This is the "French Tickler" model piano bench...
by "Stone Korg" <korgx3@safelink.net>
3) Want to Increase Your Sales 100-150% ?
by ytsejam-manager@axnet.net
4) A question from a newbe...
by "fateswarm ." <mlnglst@hotmail.com>
5) Re: Platypus TV Special Tonight
by Frank Benenati <fmb@frontierlogic.com>
6) Re: lesbians
by Tom Cox <lexine@rollanet.org>
7) Re: This is the "French Tickler" model piano bench...
by Tom Cox <lexine@rollanet.org>
8) Boy, can I start a flame war??! Now can stay out of it. [no - ed
by "Simon John Dodd" <S.J.Dodd1@student.derby.ac.uk>
9) Re: YTSEJAM Indigestion
by IceQD@aol.com
10) Re: YTSEJAM Indigestion
by Frank Benenati <fmb@frontierlogic.com>
11) fruity loops
by Sebastian Quack <kafkaesk@gmx.de>
12) Re: Mpms Prog band,and other results///
by AyameYuki@aol.com
13) Question for Guitar Players
by "Matute" <fmatias@cvtci.com.ar>
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Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 17:57:30 EST
From: Compadre32@aol.com
To: ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: Attention true YtseJammerz who want to continue the jam in the years to come...
Message-ID: <cb2bdebf.36e1b2da@aol.com>
The Ytsejam needs to get its act together....i know youre tired of hearing
this but DRE/\M THE/\TER needs to be the main topic of discussion on this
mailing list. Anyone who wants to talk about damn good music can email me at
Compadre32@aol.com
I'll be waiting for something inteligent to return to me, otherwise, fuck
it....
Carpe Diem
//J*C*W\\
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Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 19:04:01 -0700
From: "Stone Korg" <korgx3@safelink.net>
To: <ytsejam@axnet.net>
Subject: This is the "French Tickler" model piano bench...
Message-ID: <002d01be683e$cb203820$640d84d0@default>
>On that note, anyone who gets The Discovery Channel's Animal Planet cable
>TV network, tune in tonight at 9PM EST. There's a special on "the
Whoah, thanks for reminding me. I wanted to watch that. *grabs remote*
Perfect timing, too. It just started. :)
>Besides, we all know the line forms behind Derek. Jesus! (Is he in line?
>*lightning strike*)
Actually, the line oughtta let KevMo go by first. Cuz if he doesn't have
first go, he'll be lobbing incendiary grenades into the crowd left and
right. I remember reading an old Metal Edge where they asked the question,
"What is your biggest fantasy?" and Kevin's answer was "Me and Tori Amos on
top of a grand piano."
John P's answer was like "My wife and I with dueling guitars."
Question: Why does fantasy always have something to do with sex?
My personal fantasy is a romantic stroll through a beautiful park with lots
of chirping birds in a place where snow is never cold with a girl I don't
feel uncomfortable with and don't scare off...
hehehe. Asking for a big favor. I got get some legs first I guess... :)
-- Why? Because Stone Korg said so.------------------------------
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Date: Sun, 07 Mar 1999 02:38:05 PST From: "fateswarm ." <mlnglst@hotmail.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: A question from a newbe... Message-ID: <19990307103805.25320.qmail@hotmail.com>
Can anyone tell me if Fish is singing any Marillion songs on his concerts and which? Really thanks.
-- fateswarm
ps. In the case of misunderstanding, I love hagarth-era as well, maybe better than the fish period.
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Date: Sun, 07 Mar 1999 08:47:58 -0500 From: Frank Benenati <fmb@frontierlogic.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Platypus TV Special Tonight Message-ID: <36E2838E.D93627BB@frontierlogic.com>
> Hey everybody, > > Could we get this list focused back on DREAM THEATER-related topics? The > current state of the Ytsejam is pretty sad... > > On that note, anyone who gets The Discovery Channel's Animal Planet cable > TV network, tune in tonight at 9PM EST. There's a special on "the > characteristics of the nocturnal Australian platypus." We should all make > sure we catch John, Derek, Ty and Rod on TV this evening!
Um,
I watched it. It sucked!! I didn't see Derek, John, Ty OR Rod. Instead I saw Doug Pinick, Mike Baker Bob Barker. Those guys looked strange with those newly aquired bills and thick wirey hair.
-mojoman
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Date: Sun, 07 Mar 1999 08:32:32 -0600 From: Tom Cox <lexine@rollanet.org> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: lesbians Message-ID: <36E28E00.26D4@rollanet.org>
> > DT content? I still think Derek is queer as a three dollar bill, not in > the slang term meaning homosexual, but in the original context. I saw > him at the King's X show out here, and that guy was giving off some > weird vibes. > Queer as in strange? gotta remember that Derek is yer average hard rock, metal/rock star type of keyboardist... The old boy doesn't tour with A. Cooper, and other huge bands for no reason... my guess is he's into the bigger mentality, thousands of screaming ppl, the idolistic type of approach, not the intimate, well-known sort of approach that DT had... mind you, I'm not saying this is better, or worse, just an observation on my part... hell I'v fallen subject to that myself at times, being used to playing live in front of 1000+ ppl, then jamming at a local bar going, "what the fuck is this small shit?" Again, not accepting or knocking, just from possibly a small understanding side...
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Date: Sun, 07 Mar 1999 08:44:16 -0600 From: Tom Cox <lexine@rollanet.org> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: This is the "French Tickler" model piano bench... Message-ID: <36E290C0.1D6F@rollanet.org>
I would just like to take this time to say, Korg, yer fuckin insane dude!! keep it up =)
I think my fantasy would be to sleep a full 12 hours some day *without* the GODDAMN phone ringin' "dude, what's up" like it's that hard to tell what a half asleep person on the phone was doing... *throws the cordless out the 2nd level window*
Tom sleeps with his Royal Circlet on...
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Date: Sun, 7 Mar 1999 15:04:50 GMT From: "Simon John Dodd" <S.J.Dodd1@student.derby.ac.uk> To: the Ytsejam <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Boy, can I start a flame war??! Now can stay out of it. [no - ed Message-ID: <5EF10F295C@sdk1.derby.ac.uk>
I seem to remember there was an argument on the 'Jam about Howard Stern slagging The Mirror. Sorry, folks; we've got to forgive him for everything now. According to Kerrap!, he's banned Alanis Morrissette. For that, we can forgive him for anything, I'd say. Maybe we can talk all radio stations into the same policy and extend it to Korny as well. Ahh, wishfull thinking...
>"If at first you don't succeed, TAKE A HOSTAGE!" ~me on #njrats ROTFL! This was FAF.
BTW, John Bonham content (LZC?). I knew he was good, but I was reading some interview with Pagey, and he said that Good Times... was done with a single kick drum / pedal. WOAH!! Can you imagine Zep if JB had got talking to Bill Ward, and decided to get a double kick??
Sorry, I can't stay out of this. >> p.s. When I die, I want to be re-incarnated as Tori's piano stool... > >Now this just goes too far, Si! Think about what you've said there >and how demeaning it is to piano stools! I'm calling at least the Wood >Carpenter's Union and the Musician's Union on you!!!! :) HA HA HA!! This was the best comeback I've EVER seen!
> >p.s. When I die, I want to be re-incarnated as Tori's piano stool... > Bravo! ...But you mean Elton John's piano stool, right? :) Err...No. Fat ugly old men do nothing for me. Sorry Reggie.
>i don't know if the guy's gay or not... Dunno, you'd have to ask my wife about that one. > but hey you have to agree.. No they don't, 'cos you's talking shit. Still.
>Besides, we all know the line forms behind Derek. Jesus! (Is he in Hmmm...Tori...Derek...[You don't want to know what's going through Si's head right now - ed.] Ah, DAMN! WAIT: >Derek assured us himself that he only has sex with multiple women or >passable transexuals, we stopped giving him a hard time. ;o) Aw, spoilsport. (For those on the list incapable of understanding humour/irnony, THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH, RIGHT? I'M ONLY KIDDING! Okay...
Si ------------------------------------------------------ "If there's a pensive fear, a wasted year A Man must learn to cope If his obsession's real, suppression that he feels Must turn to hope" -John Petrucci s.j.dodd1@student.derby.ac.uk lord_ibanez@hotmail.com http://members.tripod.com/Lord_Ibanez/Lord_Ibanez.html ------------------------------------------------------
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Date: Sun, 7 Mar 1999 12:59:42 EST From: IceQD@aol.com To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: YTSEJAM Indigestion Message-ID: <d8239286.36e2be8e@aol.com>
Replies to various:
Brian Hansen wrote:
>Innuendos about other jammers sexual orientation or preferences are >always acceptable, even encouraged. > >my $.02, BH > >Damn! We need more lesbians here!
Really? So IF I called you a wanker (that's JERK in American speak) who liked to watch lesbo porno videos I would be welcomed by everyone else on the jam and Skadz wouldn't boot me off for saying it (notice I said IF Skadz, IF you're reading this!!!!) ....
Ummm I think not somehow ;-)
MusicSnob said:
>>On the other hand, Doctor "Greaseman" Mosh, who implied that people from Africa are stupid because they use AOL, should be tarred, feathered, and shaved (maybe not in that particular order, mind you) ASAP.>>
Yep about time someone had a go at that big headed .....*&++.......................3423097487...
(+ other expletives included in special AOL 008 code that you, Mr 'Thickie American Thickie' will never be able to crack) BoNd pass me that decoder ......
Thorin wrote:
<<Calm the fuck down bitch! It was a joke. Even if it wasn't a joke he can say whatever the hell he wants because in the good ol' US we have something called Freedom of Speech.>>
I disagree - never seen much free speech on THIS list - or am I wrong in thinking ONLY Americans are allowed to use that right and not us Brits? ;-) Aaah yes thought so. Freedom of Speech is indeed a track on LTE1. Perhaps Mike P wrote it out of frustration after reading the Jam ;-)
Chris Martin wrote (about the signature):
>>Is it better now? I did shorten it some, but you gotta gimme a break! It's the first one I'd ever done, so there was a lot I wanted to put. Sorry for any inconvenience. >>>
D'Oh, you should have made that sig longer just to annoy the stupid fuck who bitched at you a bit more!!!!!
And for general information, Glenn Hughes also uses a pick to play bass.
Ice Twice Ice
(PS: Mojoman is obviously Dr Mosh's gay lover hehehehehehehe)
PPS: Isaac Trumbo wrote
>>p.s.... just to make sure that nobody gets the wrong impression i'm making it perfectly clear now that i, by no means, have a problem with the british at all.. i like english folk.. they have lovely accents >>
We would say Hehehehehehehe 'we know where you live' .................. btw ENGLISH is NOT the same as BRITISH you ignorant possibly AMERICAN person. British includes English, Northern Irish, Scottish and Welsh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and Scotch is a drink ..............
PPPS: People who use the G word (g---e) to describe a 'type' or 'category' of music are all wankers and should be strangled at birth, or preferably aborted so it never gets that far {:-p
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Date: Sun, 07 Mar 1999 13:30:48 -0500 From: Frank Benenati <fmb@frontierlogic.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: YTSEJAM Indigestion Message-ID: <36E2C5D8.64F55F7E@frontierlogic.com>
IceQD@aol.com wrote: > > (PS: Mojoman is obviously Dr Mosh's gay lover hehehehehehehe) >
Oh shit, Ice-Bitch mentioned my name....
I feel infamous now...either that or diseased...
-mojoman
/\ /\ \_\/_/ . / _ _ \ . |\ |(*)(*)| /| #-----------------OOO---oo---OOO------------# # Frank Benenati - fmb@frontierlogic.com # # "Some of the nicest people are dogs" # # - Richard Dean Anderson # #__________________________ooo______________# ooo (_) (_)
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Date: Sun, 07 Mar 1999 21:12:36 +0100 From: Sebastian Quack <kafkaesk@gmx.de> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: fruity loops Message-ID: <36E2DDB4.4217F592@gmx.de>
hello
if anybody has the registered version of fruity loops, please email me at kafkaesk@gmx.de i have a few questions thanks!
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Date: Sun, 7 Mar 1999 15:20:06 EST From: AyameYuki@aol.com To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Mpms Prog band,and other results/// Message-ID: <941b09fe.36e2df76@aol.com>
hey. good job matt. our junior high had a battle of the bands yesterday. my friend John, his band won . our band....lets just say, it was a miracle that we changed drummers at the last minute and won second. so we all got free strings ( D'Darrio and Ernie Ball...super slinky ). i got the results from the guitar competition i was in/ got third place, 45 bucks worth of gear certificates,a keychain, a map and a folder of the competition site, and about 15 pounds of music,and a free bone saddle for my guitar. how's that for bulk work ?
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Date: Sun, 7 Mar 1999 13:08:05 -0300 From: "Matute" <fmatias@cvtci.com.ar> To: "ytsejam mail list" <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Question for Guitar Players Message-ID: <000001be68d9$4bef04a0$3c710ed1@matiasfr>
Hi jammers. For guitarPlayers: Did J.P. picks all the notes in the introdution of "take the time" or he sweep the notes,im talking about the "harmonics" he play.[ the little section] I think is a fast picking ?
bye!
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