YTSEJAM digest 5564

From: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Date: Tue Aug 01 2000 - 12:41:33 EDT

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                                YTSEJAM Digest 5564

    Today's Topics:

      1) Kevin Moore; Bozzio Levin Stevens
     by Gary Davis <artshop@artist-shop.com>
      2) Kevin Moore Singing "Lie"
     by Compadre32@aol.com
      3) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5557
     by "Kris Norris" <variant@dreamtheater.zzn.com>
      4) Your Debt Relief Service
     by killimen@unbounded.com
      5)
     by "Coenen, Marcel" <marcel.coenen@libertel-vs.nl>
      6) Re: Sambora's Sombrero for Samba No. 5.
     by "Marko Randjelovic" <truki@EUnet.yu>
      7) anyone else...
     by "Awake ." <awake@buffymail.com>
      8) August 9th Dream Theater show in Michigan
     by "Irene R" <irene1273@hotmail.com>
      9) DT in Mexico City
     by alejandro.bedolla@schering.de
     10) cdr tree?
     by "Antonio A. Ramos" <alexis1@prtc.net>
     11) Vanden Plas live album
     by "Ties" <ties@rattenmonster.de>
     12) It's been a long time coming...
     by NuGgeTMaN <emoeglin@wezl.org>
     13) automation in beta testing
     by Damon Fibraio <dfibraio@home.com>
     14) no jams...
     by "Nissinen Tommi"
     15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5563
     by EvoReaper@aol.com
     16) Re: You Go Now
     by Mike Patrick <mikeepatrick@yahoo.com>
     17) RE: Ladies T's
     by "Souter, Jan-Michael" <JSouter@healthaxis.com>
     18) RE: YTSEJAM digest 5563
     by "Steven Zebrowski" <szebro1@gl.umbc.edu>
     19) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5563
     by Digital Man <cmerlo@optical.mindstorm.com>
     20) RE: Ladies T's
     by Robb Muise <robbm@shore.net>
     21) Weird DT cd
     by IAmClay777@aol.com
     22) Re: Ladies T's
     by Graham Borland <graham@picsel.com>
     23) RE: Ladies T's
     by "Souter, Jan-Michael" <JSouter@healthaxis.com>
     24) RE: Weird DT cd
     by "Souter, Jan-Michael" <JSouter@healthaxis.com>

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    Date: Sun, 30 Jul 2000 17:39:30 -0400
    From: Gary Davis <artshop@artist-shop.com>
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: Kevin Moore; Bozzio Levin Stevens
    Message-ID: <2.2.32.20000730213930.00a537d4@gwis.com>

    Hi, folks:

    The latest Artist Shop newsletter is out and you'll find it in its entirety
    at <http://www.artist-shop.com/news.htm>. Meanwhile here are some excerpts
    that might interest some DT fans.

    ]From Kevin Moore's Fight Evil Records
    <http://www.artist-shop.com/newlabel/index3.htm#moore>
    Chroma Key/You Go Now
    The latest release from Kevin Moore's Chroma Key, You Go Now features Kevin
    on vocals, keyboards and bass with guitar by David Iscove and Steve Tushar.
    This album is very ethereal and conjures dark images of historical space
    flight, a stark vision of the solitude of space. Fans of Dead Air for
    Radios will definitely like this one!
    soundbite - <http://www.artist-shop.com/newlabel/yougonow.ram>

    Coming in August from Magna Carta <http://www.artist-shop.com/magna>
    Bozzio Levin Stevens/Situation Dangerous
    With the success of their debut release, Black Light Syndrome, Magna Carta
    was not going to let that be the only statement from this trio of Terry
    Bozzio, Tony Levin and Steve Stevens! It also marked the beginning of a new
    and more musically challenging era for Magna Carta. Coming soon is Bozzio
    Levin Stevens second release, Situation Dangerous!
    soundbite - <http://www.artist-shop.com/magna/danger.ram>

    Available now from Magna Carta
    Steve Morse/Major Impacts
    "I'd have to say that 'Major Impacts' has been one of the most captivating
    things I've ever done," offers Steve Morse. "The concept was for me to
    write music that reflected the styles of some of the musicians that had
    influenced me." As a result, Major Impacts is an incredibly dense,
    value-added collection of rock guitar phrasing, Morse superimposing the
    weight and authority of his own highly emotive approach o'er top the styles
    of what comprises a canny and selective roll call of rock's most 'impactful'
    pioneers. The influences Steve drew upon to compose and perform this album
    include Eric Clapton/Cream, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck, Eric Johnson, Alex
    Lifeson, The Byrds, Jimmy Page/Led Zeppelin, John McLaughlin/Mahavishnu
    Orchestra, Keith Richards/The Rolling Stones, Leslie West/Mountain, George
    Harrison/The Beatles, The Allman Brothers Band, Kansas and Yes. Through an
    esteemed catalogue that includes records with the Dixie Dregs, Kansas and
    Deep Purple, as well as solo works, Morse has coursed a lifeblood through
    the art of the guitar.
    soundbite - <http://www.artist-shop.com/magna/impacts.ram>

    Progression magazine <http://www.artist-shop.com/progress.htm> issue No. 35
    is now available -- with 172 pages! Contents include the following:

    Interviews and features with:
    Transatlantic
    Platypus

    Gary

    **************************************************************
                              Gary Davis
    The Artist Shop The Other Road
    http://www.artist-shop.com artshop@artist-shop.com
    phone: 877-856-1158, 330-929-2056 fax:330-945-4923
                  INDEPENDENT PROGRESSIVE MUSIC!!!
    **************************************************************
         Artist Shop Radio <http://www.artist-shop.com/radio>
           Check out the latest Artist Shop newsletter at
                http://www.artist-shop.com/news.htm

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    Date: Sun, 30 Jul 2000 20:56:04 EDT
    From: Compadre32@aol.com
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: Kevin Moore Singing "Lie"
    Message-ID: <74.1a1b740.26b628a4@aol.com>

    Does anyone know where i can find an mp3 of this???
    private replies please

    -compadre-

    yet another texan dream theater obsessed fan

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 00:02:59 -0700
    From: "Kris Norris" <variant@dreamtheater.zzn.com>
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5557
    Message-ID: <5DDB15159E564D11DA5E0005B803B365@variant.dreamtheater.zzn.com>

    hey all.....another reminder...http://www.mp3.com/variantqualities
    for an improvised prog metal project looking for feedback on
    this.....would appreciate anything including negative!

    Dream Theater newsletter - http://www.dreamtheater.net/uacmmail/
    ____________________________________________________________
    Get your own Web-Based E-mail Service at http://www.zzn.com

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 10:08:06 +0200
    From: "Coenen, Marcel" <marcel.coenen@libertel-vs.nl>
    To: "'Ytsejam mailinglist'" <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
    Message-ID: <7B91E207F265D311866F0008C7F3785C69E79B@iris.libertel-vs.nl>

    Hello all, here is the complete list for powermad 2000 (Baltimore, 17th
    until the 20th of august), and Yes, i will play there too !!
    BTW can anyone email me the info how to get on the ytsejam mailing list
    again ?? (at my WORK email:

    marcel.coenen@libertel-vs.nl

    Thanks, marcel

    ANTITHESIS...(OH) MP3
    <http://www.antithesismusic.com/sounds/limbo.mp3> Web Site Link
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    ARCHETYPE...(OH) Web Site Link <http://archetypel.com/>
    ATTACKER...(NJ) Web Site Link
    <http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Show/7086/index2.html>
    DEFYANCE...(IA) Web Site Link <http://www.defyance.com/>
    DIGITAL RUIN...(RI) Web Site Link
    EVENT...(MA) Web Site Link <http://www.eventband.com/>
    ETHERIA...(NJ) Web Site Link
    EXHIBITION...(NY) Web Site Link <www.exhibitionproject.com>

    FORTE'...(OK) Web Site Link
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    GREYHAVEN...(MA) Web Site Link <http://havenweb.com/>
    HADES...(NJ) Web Site Link <http://www.HADESUSA.com/>
    JAG PANZER...(CO) Web Site Link <http://www.jagpanzer.com/>

    MARCEL Coenen...(NL) Ex. Lemur Voice/ Sun Cagaed Web Site
    Link <http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/94/marcel_coenen.html>
    MASTERMIND...(NJ) RA
    <http://www.k2nesoft.com/mastermind/audio/The_Approaching_Storm.ram> Web
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    MYSTIC-FORCE...(MD) RA
    <http://www.websnet.com/siegen/siegenaudio/m-f1.ram> Web Site Link
    <http://websnet.com/siegen/mystic-i.htm>
    OCTOBER 31...(MD) Web Site Link
    <http://www.truemetal.org/october31>
    OCTOBER THORNS....(NY) Web Site Link <http://www.minea.com/ot/>

    RAVEN...(UK) Web Site Link <http://www.ravenlunatics.com/>
    READING ZERO...(FL) MP3
    <http://www.minea.com/ot/music/sounds/October%20Thorns%20-%20Circle%20Game.m
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    REIGN OF TERROR...(MA) Joe Stump & Mike Vescera Web Site Link
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    SILENT SHADOWS...(CT) Web Site Link
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    SINGLE BULLET THEORY...(PA) Web Site Link
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    WRAITH...(FL) Web Site Link <http://www.wraithlair.com/>
    Z-LOT-Z...(TX) Web Site Link <http://www.z-lot-z.net/>
                            
                            
                            
                            
                            

                            
                            
                            
                            

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 11:00:22 +0200
    From: "Marko Randjelovic" <truki@EUnet.yu>
    To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
    Subject: Re: Sambora's Sombrero for Samba No. 5.
    Message-ID: <01bffacd$c2ecc600$LocalHost@king>

    -----Original Message-----
    ]From: Korg Ecksthrey <korgx3@safelink.net>
    To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
    Date: Thursday, 27 July, 2000 17:56
    Subject: Sambora's Sombrero for Samba No. 5.

    |> Don't you mean Richie Sambora? And they don't anyway. :)
    |
    |You got a PROBLEM with Mr. Sambora? YOU have just crossed the line, my
    |friend. I'm going to make you regret this. I'm going to make you wish
    |that you'd never been BORN! Why, you...
    |
    |*stumbles into laboratory*
    |*clack clack clang clang rattle rattle*
    |*returns with something concealed behing his back*
    |
    |Alright you snooty little minimal talent hater new jersey bashing stinky
    |man. Take this!
    |*sticks a pacifier in his mouth and curls up on the floor to take a nap*
    |--
    |KorgX3 drools on Marko's shoes.

    You are killing me, Korg. LOL I meant to say that Sambora is the core of the band not JonBJ.

    Marko wipes his shoes, and covers Korg with a blanket (electric, of course).

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    Date: 31 Jul 2000 11:56:39 -0000
    From: "Awake ." <awake@buffymail.com>
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: anyone else...
    Message-ID: <20000731115639.13158.qmail@musone.chek.com>

    Not recieved a digest for a couple of days? Private mail appreciated...

     
    Sign-up for free Buffy the Vampire Slayer e-mail at
    http://www.buffymail.com

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 13:32:38 GMT
    From: "Irene R" <irene1273@hotmail.com>
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: August 9th Dream Theater show in Michigan
    Message-ID: <LAW-F49UZLEZF98vvwN0000be8c@hotmail.com>

    Hi everyone,

    Due to some unforseen circumstances, chances are I won't be able to attend
    the show which I have a ticket for. So I was wondering if there's anyone
    who needs a ticket for this show (August 9th in Pontiac, MI) who would like
    to buy it off of me? The charge is what I paid for it at Ticketmaster,
    $32.95.

    Please let me know asap if you're interested since this show is in 2 weeks.
    You can write me either to this hotmail address or to my usual,
    imr42396@earthlink.net one.

    Thanks so much!

    Irene
    ________________________________________________________________________
    Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 12:55:39 -0200
    From: alejandro.bedolla@schering.de
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: DT in Mexico City
    Message-ID: <C125692D.0052A1F5.00@BE2314.schering.de>

    Hey jammers...

    Got a doubt here. I went to DT's homepage where are supposed to be the
    certain tour dates. For Mexico city, they put together the 2 shows into 1
    in the National Auditorium on august 27th, but there's nothing about that
    into Auditorium's page nor ticketbastard...

    I'm currently in Brazil, but there's a chance for me to be in Mexico for
    that date, so I'd really appreciate if there's something that you know
    about it...

    Cheers,
    ABM

    NP - Magnitude9 - Chaos to control

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 15:57:41 -0300
    From: "Antonio A. Ramos" <alexis1@prtc.net>
    To: "ytsejam" <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
    Subject: cdr tree?
    Message-ID: <000701bffb21$34d91e00$0101a8c0@JonDoe.prtc.net>

    Hey jammers! I am writing because I am wondering what ever happened with
    the cdr tree. I am a leaf on the tree and my branch still hasn't gotten his
    copy of the show. I have tried to contact the madtabber via email and he
    hasn't answered. Has anybody gotten their copy of the show? Have the other
    branches run smoothly? Please let me know what's happening with this.
    Thanks a lot. And also, could somebody post the url for the cdr tree's
    website? Thanks again.

    Alexis

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 23:27:25 +0200
    From: "Ties" <ties@rattenmonster.de>
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: Vanden Plas live album
    Message-ID: <39860B5D.25271.12100A0@localhost>

    News from the Vanden Plas camp: The new live album entitled
    "Spirit Of Live" will be released in early September! For more
    information like track list, cover artwork etc. go to
    http://www.vandenplas.de !

    Something (not) completely different: Only 4 days 'til the Wacken
    festival! Yes!

    Ties

    --
    Vanden Plas - The Web Thing: http://www.vandenplas.de
    Progressive Genius Webring: http://www.progmetal.org/ring/
    

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 23:16:20 -0400 From: NuGgeTMaN <emoeglin@wezl.org> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: It's been a long time coming... Message-ID: <39864104.845C5ECA@wezl.org>

    After much thought and consideration...I've decided that after 4 long years it's time to end an era, turn over a new leaf, and move on to bigger and better things...thus I'm giving up "Lifting Shadows Off A Ring" the Dream Theater webring. This has been a difficult descision for me since I've put so much time and effort into the webring, but I feel I am WAY too busy with life right now, and can't maintain the high standards that running a webring requires. Also I have a HUGE opportunity career-wise in the works, and given that things go as planned...I won't have anywhere near enough time to continue LSOAR. So...as has happened many times before with other aspects of the DT Era...I'm passing on the torch.

    If you would like to take over the task of owning LSOAR send me (emoeglin@wezl.org not the jam) a nice little essay (nothing huge, and grammar doesn't have to be perfect) stating why you think you're qualified to maintain the ring, along with a description, and/or examples of webpages or rings you've maintained in the past. Use the subject "webring ownership." so I don't just delete your submission. Please note this is a VERY high maintenance job, and requires frequent updates to the webring, the webpages for the ring, not to mention graphic design, yadda yadda yadda. The qualified person will have a ginuine love for DT (no money hungry punks wanting banners all over the place), excellent HTML and graphical skills, housing for the webring homepage, a general knowledge of webring.com and how webrings work, and anything else I can think of between now and then. I will review submissions for the task through August 15th. Good luck!!!!

    - Eric Moegling

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    Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 23:31:26 -0400 From: Damon Fibraio <dfibraio@home.com> To: blindcast@egroups.com, Subject: automation in beta testing Message-ID: <4.2.2.20000731232934.00a18c20@mail.avnl1.nj.home.com>

    OK, folks. No HOlds barred Radio is now in automation beta testing. Please, if you can, tune into the show by going to http://www.nhbradio.com or point winamp to 216.32.166.89:21944. And of course, the live show is still on tuesdays from 8 to 11 p.m. Let me know if there are any problems. Be aware: as some of you may know, the comedy here gets rough and adult oriented. Listen at your own risk. Have fun and let me know what you think or if there are any problems with the stream.

    -- Damon Fibraio: email: dfibraio@home.com computer consultant, musician, radio broadcaster, and public nuisance Listen to No Holds Barred Radio. Live show on Tuesdays from 8 to 11 p.m. eastern time go to http://www.nhbradio.com for more details or point winamp to 216.32.166.89:21944. "I can see much clearer, now I'm blind."--Dream Theater, Take the Time, Images and Words

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    Date: 1 Aug 2000 06:33:00 +0300 From: "Nissinen Tommi" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: no jams... Message-ID: <JA8AAAAAANaTdwABYQADbpMOAcxU@kesko.fi>

    Sorry about this, but i had to check if this comes through. I haven=B4t rec= eived any =B4jams in 4 days. :(

    -Tommi --------------------------------------------- http://personal.inet.fi/cool/tommi.dt/ E-MAIL: Tommi.Nissinen@kesko.fi

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    Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 11:47:45 EDT From: EvoReaper@aol.com To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5563 Message-ID: <ee.8a10e3b.26b84b21@aol.com>

    << "Shut the f*ck up. Don't make come down there and kick your f*cking ass" -James Labrie 4/16/97 >>

    Dude-PLEASE tell the story behind this!!!

    More EB/MM SPECULATION:

    Again, who really knows what John was using for the recording of SFAM but the people who sat in the studio, and the people who shipped the guitars to him.

    Actually, who saw the VERY FIRST SFAM show? The entire tour opener. That'd be a good indication of which guitars he used to record with. I know I wouldn't test a brand new guitar on the first show of the tour, but who knows. If he played the entire show with Ibanez JPM's, then I'm sure he used Ibanez to record with, if he had the EB/MM on the first night, maybe it was both on the record.

    I'll ask him the 30th, but who knows if he'll say or not.

    Andy

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    Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 09:03:24 -0700 (PDT) From: Mike Patrick <mikeepatrick@yahoo.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: You Go Now Message-ID: <20000801160324.27203.qmail@web1305.mail.yahoo.com>

    >I preordered it and had it signed by Kevin Moore. >Very similar to Dead Air For Radios.

    Glad someone thinks so. The only real similarity to my ears is Kevin's singing.

    Zonder is gone and replaced by a machines. Machines aren't bad (this one sounds great,) but it still ain't Zonder.

    Face it, Kevin has always been on another planet, but 'You Go Now' finds him in another UNIVERSE. You'd better like soundscapes instead of songs, because there are a lot more of the former than the latter. Very uncompelling album - to me anyway - especially when compared with Dead Air.

    Speaking of 'Universe', everyone go get the new Planet X NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

    You've got your mellow, borderline catatonic DT offshoots and your SHREDFEST DT offshots. Planet X has certainly kicked it up a notch.

    Mike

    __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com/

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    Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 11:07:10 -0500 From: "Souter, Jan-Michael" <JSouter@healthaxis.com> To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: RE: Ladies T's Message-ID: <74ACE5A6CB89D3119E6F00609720274A01FC1C70@ISDCRE00>

    Concert shirts as Night-T's...

    I thought you gals were supposed to sleep topless :)

    /me ducks !

    JM

    > -----Original Message----- > From: Babs [SMTP:babs4_b@yahoo.com] > Sent: Tuesday, August 01, 2000 10:29 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list > Subject: Ladies T's > > > > ]From: Robert Muise <robbm@shore.net> > To: Multiple recipients of list > <ytsejam@torchsong.com> > Subject: Re: Girl stuff > > On Tue, 25 Jul 2000, Graham Borland wrote: > > > Are DT selling any girl-style tops at their shows? > > I didn't see anything like that... But you have 2 > options. buy a t-shirt and get it 2 sizes less than > what she wears.. > > All kidding aside fellas - this has been a complaint > of mine for many, many years. Some of us are > short-sh@ts (laugh) and don't want to wear a men's > large and XL that hangs down to our knees. I'm sick > of using music tees as nightshirts. As for the two > sizes less idea, well that doesn't work when you are > dealing w/ mens sizes, finding even an medium is > sometimes impossible. > Also, the washing in hot water to shrink them trick > doesn't seem to work on these (although it seems to > happen to my jeans all the time - ha ha). > > Babs > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. > http://invites.yahoo.com/

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    Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 12:11:47 -0400 From: "Steven Zebrowski" <szebro1@gl.umbc.edu> To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: RE: YTSEJAM digest 5563 Message-ID: <NEBBIHDFALHOPNNPNHKNEEHHCAAA.szebro1@gl.umbc.edu>

    } Actually, "from whence" is a controversial but often }used form. }To quote Webster's:

    Interesting. Cool.

    }Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 20:12:40 EDT }From: MusicSnob@aol.com }To: ytsejam@torchsong.com }Subject: whither steve z and wherefore?

    Whither? To the 9:30 club to see DT on Saturday. Wherefore? Why not?

    Will you be there?

    Steve Z

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    Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 12:16:01 -0400 From: Digital Man <cmerlo@optical.mindstorm.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5563 Message-ID: <20000801121601.B19044@optical.mindstorm.com>

    On 2000-08-01 at 08:38 -0700, ytsejam@torchsong.com <ytsejam@torchsong.com> truly believed:

    > Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 22:07:32 -0700 (MST) > From: eckie@asu.edu > Subject: Re: General wiseassery > > On Thu, 27 Jul 2000, the Great Insufferageable Digital Man wrote:

    Insufferageable? Does that mean that I wouldn't be allowed to vote if I were female?

    > A guitar player walks into his rehersal room to find his drummer and bass > player fighting. He breaks the fight up and asks the bass player why they > were fighting. The Bass player tells him that the drummer had de-tuned one of > his bass strings. The singer says " That's no reason to fight", the bass > player says "Yes it is, He won't tell me which string it was."

    Ouch! Quit it! Oh, that stung. :) OK, one more.

    Kid decides he wants to take music lessons, so Dad sends him to bass lessons. Kid comes home from lesson #1, and Dad asks, "So, what did you learn today?" Kid replies, "Today, I learned the notes on the E string." A week later, Kid comes home from lesson #2, and when Dad asks what he learned, Kid replies, "Today, I learned the notes on the A string."

    Kid goes off for lesson #3, and is extremely late getting home. Dad's about to call the police when Kid walks in at about 2 am. "Where the hell were you?" Dad screams.

    "Oh, I had a gig."

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    > Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 22:09:22 -0700 (MST) > From: eckie@asu.edu > Subject: Re: on the 5th day the guitarist created... > > Clearly, SOMEBODY missed the obligatory smiley.

    Sarcasm-detection technology used to be great. Jammers were getting their hands on the best software out there. What happened?

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    > Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 01:38:59 EDT > From: EvoReaper@aol.com > Subject: Re: Irving Plaza-12-29-98 > > Hey, I may be FINALLY getting a copy of the 12-29 Christmas show from Irving > Plaza, and I've been wondering something for a long time:

    Oh, if you do, *please* get me copy. I was there too, and it was freaking excellent.

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    > Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 17:41:04 -0400 (EDT) > From: Goldenberg <wisha@li.net> > Subject: random thoughts...Roseland > > I'm realising why I'm afraid of the Roseland show, even though I'm really > excited about it and all... think of these thousands of NSYNC fans...

    Oh my GOD! There's going to be thousands of nsync fans at the DT show?!? Uh, one ticket for sale...

    :) (that's to trigger the more poorly-designed sarcasm detectors)

    > there and listen to the music, imagine slightly older group that > moshes.

    Well, if Skadz comes down, Skadz-And-D-Man-Anti-Moshers, Inc. can take care of that. :)

    > After this maybe DT will be able to play in seated venues.

    Oh, wouldn't that be nice. When they played the beach with ELP and DP, I was about as far up and back in the new seats as you can get. So, I was, what, about four miles from the stage? And I had a blast. Because I was comfortable.

    > ps. email me some ideas on melodic instrumental stuff, please. Thank you.

    First two things that popped into my head: Eric Johnson, and Jim Matheos' solo stuff.

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    > Date: Sun, 30 Jul 2000 01:25:17 -0700 > From: Michael Kizer <mike@ivorygate.com> > Subject: Zonder / Zimmerman project... > > I just uploaded a complete song, "Everytime" (MP3 format) from the > upcoming Zonder / Zimmerman project (as of yet, untitled). This song > features Mark Zonder (Fates Warning) on drums, Eric Zimmerman (Paradigm) > on guitar, Matt Bissonette on bass, Robby Wycoff (vocals).

    You know, until I read ahead to the full names of all four members, I got way confused. Mark Zonder and Steve Zimmerman? Wow! A Fates drum duet!

    Who's Robby Wycoff?

    -d NP: DT/Awake

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    Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000 12:16:10 -0400 From: Robb Muise <robbm@shore.net> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com, Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: RE: Ladies T's Message-ID: <4.2.2.20000801121519.00b0d9e0@pop.ecosoft.com>

    At 09:16 AM 8/1/00 -0700, Souter, Jan-Michael wrote:

    >Concert shirts as Night-T's... > >I thought you gals were supposed to sleep topless :)

    I'm thinking DT Thongs.....

    For the women of course.. =P

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    Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000 12:21:19 EDT From: IAmClay777@aol.com To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Weird DT cd Message-ID: <200008011625.JAA22132@fugazi.torchsong.com>

    I was looking in a small cd store in Holland, and they actually had a progrock section! Amazing. And they STILL didn't have LemurVoice. :-) Anywayz, I saw a weird DT cd called "When Dream And James Unite" which was a double cd of the songs from WDADU and some non-album and IAW stuff recorded with James on vocals right after he officially joined. I didn't get it because it was 98 guilders, or 49 dollars, and though I love DT, I dont love them that much. :-) Anywayz, I was wondering if anybody else had heard of this, or had any more info about it?

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    Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000 17:26:56 +0100 From: Graham Borland <graham@picsel.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Ladies T's Message-ID: <3986FA50.44E27DC2@picsel.com>

    Robb Muise wrote: > >I thought you gals were supposed to sleep topless :) > > I'm thinking DT Thongs.....

    My favourite DT thong ith Voitheth.

    -- Graham Borland Picsel Technologies Ltd graham@picsel.com Glasgow, Scotland

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    Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 11:26:31 -0500 From: "Souter, Jan-Michael" <JSouter@healthaxis.com> To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: RE: Ladies T's Message-ID: <74ACE5A6CB89D3119E6F00609720274A01FC1C71@ISDCRE00>

    Yep... I'm not a big fan of those thong shoes :)

    Quoting Robb Muise:

    > At 09:16 AM 8/1/00 -0700, Souter, Jan-Michael wrote: > > >Concert shirts as Night-T's... > > > >I thought you gals were supposed to sleep topless :) > > I'm thinking DT Thongs..... > > For the women of course.. =P

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    Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 11:28:02 -0500 From: "Souter, Jan-Michael" <JSouter@healthaxis.com> To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: RE: Weird DT cd Message-ID: <74ACE5A6CB89D3119E6F00609720274A01FC1C72@ISDCRE00>

    Hell yeah, you -should- have picked that one up!! It's a keeper. Save some "gliders" or 49 bucks and do the right thing :)

    > -----Original Message----- > From: IAmClay777@aol.com [SMTP:IAmClay777@aol.com] > Sent: Tuesday, August 01, 2000 11:28 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list > Subject: Weird DT cd > > > I was looking in a small cd store in Holland, and they actually had a > progrock section! Amazing. And they STILL didn't have LemurVoice. :-) > Anywayz, I saw a weird DT cd called "When Dream And James Unite" which was > a double cd of the songs from WDADU and some non-album and IAW stuff > recorded with James on vocals right after he officially joined. I didn't > get it because it was 98 guilders, or 49 dollars, and though I love DT, I > dont love them that much. :-) Anywayz, I was wondering if anybody else had > heard of this, or had any more info about it?

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