YTSEJAM Digest 5756
Today's Topics:
1) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5754
by "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@enchantize.com>
2) Peruvian Skies Tabs
by Lawrence Leon <larryleon@earthlink.net>
3) That's an AK-47 in my pocket, and YES, I AM happy to see you!
by Dan Costello <axeman_dannl@juno.com>
4) Ytsejam Top 5 of 2000?
by Brian Hansen <bhansen10@yahoo.com>
5) it's called a what?
by Joshua Rasiel <megafunk@optonline.net>
6) andrew COUTERmarsh
by Joshua Rasiel <megafunk@optonline.net>
7) coutermarsh, you better stop riding me
by Joshua Rasiel <megafunk@optonline.net>
8) Re: it's called a what?
by "Paul Tadday" <dreamryche@bigpond.com>
9) Bat Head Soup
by Dan Costello <axeman_dannl@juno.com>
10) Re: Mixed Metaphors
by Andrew Coutermarsh <a_couter@mail.plymouth.edu>
11) Ytse-shirts
by "Al @ Switchcraft" <al@isd.net>
12) Re: That's an AK-47 in my pocket, and YES, I AM happy to see you!
by "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@enchantize.com>
13) Andrew thinks marshes are great places to cool off, eh?
by "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@enchantize.com>
14) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5755
by Chris Elder <twilightzone@mindspring.com>
15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5755
by Kurt M Hampton <kurt.hampton@juno.com>
16) SymX Tabs
by "Christopher Frick" <friction96@hotmail.com>
17) Avantasia question
by "Tony/Alexis/Axel" <alexis1@prtc.net>
18) seputural dissection
by "Partha Mukhopadhyay" <ahtrap@hotmail.com>
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Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 14:40:10 -0700
From: "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@enchantize.com>
To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5754
Message-ID: <000f01c08d60$bfa3e520$0201010a@chuck>
> wow! that black t shirt rocks !! i want twice of them ... what will
> be the price for foreigner jammers? (i live in spain ...)
How about 1 million Turkish Lira? :D
-- KorgX3 wants to be a Turkish millionaire.------------------------------
Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2001 18:02:50 -0700 From: Lawrence Leon <larryleon@earthlink.net> To: Ytsejam <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Peruvian Skies Tabs Message-ID: <3A7B58BA.8600B99B@earthlink.net>
Just wanted to mention. There is a radio station here in Tucson, Arizona, 96.1 KLPX that has a show called "Area 51 - The show that doesn't exist". It comes on Fridays from 8-10pm. Once in a while, they play Dream Theater -specifically, PMU and Peruvian Skies.
Members of my band liked Peruvian Skies so much, they want to play it as a cover during our performances. I am overjoyed. Does anyone know where I can get drum tabs for this song?
e-mail me at larryleon@earthlink.net Thank you
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Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 19:35:32 -0500 From: Dan Costello <axeman_dannl@juno.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: That's an AK-47 in my pocket, and YES, I AM happy to see you! Message-ID: <20010202.193709.-373055.0.Axeman_dannl@juno.com>
>If anybody wants to SEE what Korgy looks like (I've known him forever and >he just barely sent a picture to me), you can see him on the MP.com User >Photo page at http://www.mikeportnoy.com/userpics/korgx3.html
Mmmmmmm..... ;-) Korg makes me moist.
btw: Is that really an AK-47? (my gun trivia isn't that great)
>Oh man.......... the term CamelToe was originated by describing what a >female's crotch looks like when she wears pants or jeans that are WAY TOO >TIGHT. You can see everything....... and if you look at a picture of a >camel's foot, you can see why they refer to that :)
Right below CamelToe, one would be able to find "factory air" - the space between her legs that exists when here pants are too tight.
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Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 16:44:17 -0800 (PST) From: Brian Hansen <bhansen10@yahoo.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Ytsejam Top 5 of 2000? Message-ID: <20010203004417.85992.qmail@web12102.mail.yahoo.com>
Did I miss the results from our Top 5 of 2000 poll?
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Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2001 22:24:31 -0500 From: Joshua Rasiel <megafunk@optonline.net> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: it's called a what? Message-ID: <3A7B79EF.D0A7DC09@optonline.com>
>Oh... and by the way, as a printer who worked in the fabric printing >industry for a few years, it's called a "breastprint"!
that sounds too close to titty-print. which of course, is what the police take when they arrest hookers. Thank you! I be here all ze week.
'sfunny - I always heard "heartprint". But i'll defer to you on this.
josh
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Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2001 22:33:15 -0500 From: Joshua Rasiel <megafunk@optonline.net> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: andrew COUTERmarsh Message-ID: <3A7B7BFB.1017E2A7@optonline.com>
I'm sorry. it's just one of those things, my eyes see "couter" and my mind says "counter". I will never, ever do it again. Does it help that it was done in your defense?
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Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2001 22:45:35 -0500 From: Joshua Rasiel <megafunk@optonline.net> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: coutermarsh, you better stop riding me Message-ID: <3A7B7EDF.1B969290@optonline.com>
>Um, dude, next time you try to slam somebody for poor crafstmanship, check >your info at the door.
BTW, since it's Hey Josh Says Everything Wrong day, what is "check your info at the door"? That is such a mixed metaphor, dude! you could check your info, as in take a closer look...or you could check something at the door, as in leave it behind, like "check the attitude at the door". the way you said it, he would be leaving his info at the door..the opposite of what you wanted him to do.
now i'm gonna get my ass kicked.
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Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 14:41:11 +1100 From: "Paul Tadday" <dreamryche@bigpond.com> To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Re: it's called a what? Message-ID: <004801c08d93$2ecbf000$564436cb@PaulTadday>
*LOL* Probably just another discrepency between the Aussie and American lingo! Actually I think "titprint" sounds better now that you mention it!!
Paul.
----- Original Message ----- ]From: Joshua Rasiel <megafunk@optonline.net>
> >Oh... and by the way, as a printer who worked in the fabric printing > >industry for a few years, it's called a "breastprint"! > > that sounds too close to titty-print. which of course, is what the > police take when they arrest hookers. Thank you! I be here all ze week. > > 'sfunny - I always heard "heartprint". But i'll defer to you on this. > > josh > >
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Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 23:30:48 -0500 From: Dan Costello <axeman_dannl@juno.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Bat Head Soup Message-ID: <20010202.233442.-279027.0.Axeman_dannl@juno.com>
Have you guys heard the version of "Mr. Crowley" on the Ozzie Tribute album "Bat Head Soup"? Yngwie, Ripper Owens, and Derik Sherinian all play on it.
OH MY GOD!!!
Buy it, steal it (via Napster), or sell your firstborn for it, but get it.
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Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 23:53:40 -0500 (EST) From: Andrew Coutermarsh <a_couter@mail.plymouth.edu> To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Re: Mixed Metaphors Message-ID: <Pine.BSF.4.21.0102022352450.50049-100000@oz.plymouth.edu>
On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Joshua Rasiel wrote:
> > Um, dude, next time you try to slam somebody for poor crafstmanship, > > check your info at the door. > > BTW, since it's Hey Josh Says Everything Wrong day, what is "check > your info at the door"? That is such a mixed metaphor, dude! you could > check your info, as in take a closer look...or you could check > something at the door, as in leave it behind, like "check the attitude > at the door". the way you said it, he would be leaving his info at the > door..the opposite of what you wanted him to do.
Well, what I meant was that he should check his info before he walks in, but I happened to use a metaphor at the same time (unrealizing it). The two did kinda cancel each other out, but it wasn't my intent.
------------------------------------------------- Andrew Coutermarsh a_couter@mail.plymouth.edu http://cout.dhs.org/ ------------------------------------------------- Psychiatrists say that 1 out of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it. -------------------------------------------------
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Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2001 23:43:56 -0600 From: "Al @ Switchcraft" <al@isd.net> To: retaehT maerD <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Ytse-shirts Message-ID: <3A7B9A9C.B2E11890@isd.net>
Dr. KorgX3wrote: >Hey, if it means a free lay, I'm all for the yellow all of a sudden. ;)
You'd go home with a farm implement if you though it could pop your cork. Just like other things in life... You like 'em big and black.
I personally am partial to basic black tees.. And I like 'em big, Daddy! (Pay attention, Josh)
NP: Symphony X - The Damnation Game. (I LOVE this CD!) -- Al - The Ytse-ProGtologist ^ Switchcraft Microsystems ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" --Will Rogers
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Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 23:42:23 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@enchantize.com> To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Re: That's an AK-47 in my pocket, and YES, I AM happy to see you! Message-ID: <004401c08dae$4f380070$594153d8@washburn>
> Mmmmmmm..... ;-) Korg makes me moist.
Why, oh, why is that comment not flattering at all when it comes from another man? :D
> btw: Is that really an AK-47? (my gun trivia isn't that great)
That >is< a real AK-47. I think. I mean, I haven't fired it, yet, so I'm still hoping it works. I've dismantled it and reassembled it, and it looks like it should work, though. :) I assume you may be asking, "Why does Korg own the postal worker's weapon of choice?" You're probably best of not asking. ;)
BTW, I went to school with a Daniel Costello back in 5th - 8th grades here in Burley, ID. Not any chance you two might be one and the same, eh? That'd be a trip, wouldn't it? I always remembered Dan cuz I was the fatass in 6th grade touch football and I waved at him like I was on his team and was really a defensive back but he threw the football to me and I intercepted and ran for a touchdown to win the game cuz recess was over and I felt all badass and kind of rubbed it in more than I should have. I guess if you were that kid you wouldn't admit it, huh? :D Sorry, man! -- KorgX3 apologizes to Dan, whever he is. He was a good QB. Threw an awesome pass right to me, anyway.
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Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 23:53:43 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@enchantize.com> To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Andrew thinks marshes are great places to cool off, eh? Message-ID: <004501c08dae$5047e9d0$594153d8@washburn>
> You'd go home with a farm implement if you though it could pop your cork.
Mmmm... 18" dia. Grain Auger... Mmmm.... John Deere tractor... Mmmm... Farmer John's 17-year-old daughter who wears the 36DD cup bra and smells like Benadryll... yeah, bitch! I love farm equipment! :D
> I personally am partial to basic black tees...
Daddy just loves to golf.
> I'm sorry. it's just one of those things, my eyes see "couter" and my > mind says "counter".
Yeah, just do what I do. Since "counter" is derived from the latin term "contra" which means "against." I always think if Andrew Countermarsh to mean, "Andrew who really doesn't like marshes all that much." So, I figure that's pretty gay and I kind of think of Andrew Coultermarsh which would mean, "Andrew who cultivates the marsh." That's pretty stupid, too, I mean, you can't grow potatoes in a swamp. So I just drop the l and think of Andrew Coutermarsh because the word "cout" kind of sounds like a word I might use in place of "sex" like "I just couted a hot blonde!" so then I think of Andrew Coutermarsh like "Andrew who likes to fuck swamps" which sounds kind of cool. So, since that sounds cool, and the Cout-meister is cool, 2+2=badass. Therefore, I'll always remember how to spell his last name. :) Get it? Got it? Good! -- KorgX3 cracks open a fresh beer.
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Date: Sat, 03 Feb 2001 05:43:25 -0600 From: Chris Elder <twilightzone@mindspring.com> To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5755 Message-ID: <B6A14AFD.842%twilightzone@mindspring.com>
on 2/2/01 3:34 PM, ytsejam@torchsong.com at ytsejam@torchsong.com wrote:
> and btw, did you just smack down andrew countermarsh? listen, he looks > like a softy but that guy will cut you up. he will slice AND dice your > candy ass. And what's wrong w/his font? did you try converting to > outline in AI? then it scales to any size.
Actually I'm just jealous. I need a MAC version. :( MAC rules in many ways, but loses in some.
:)
corvin
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Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 09:55:25 -0600 From: Kurt M Hampton <kurt.hampton@juno.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5755 Message-ID: <20010203.095604.-20343.1.Kurt.Hampton@juno.com>
<Good grief, everywhere I go, it's Kurt, Kurt,Kurt. Don't you have a job? ;)>
hehehe, I actually have a part time job and go to school full time, don't ask me how I have time to spend reading these and being in the forum as much as I am (hint: i have nothing to do at my girlfriends house, and I have some breaks between classes.)
Most college kids are partying, drinking etc etc
I spend my party time on the jam, mikechat etc etc
Much more fun
Kurt NP-Armored Saint "no me digas"
ytsekurt on AOL instant messenger Trade page-www.geocities.com/kurt_labrie/Startpage.html "So do me a favor...f*ck off"-James Labrie 11-18-94 Houston "Shut the f*ck up. Ill come down there and kick yer f*ckin ass" -James Labrie 4/16/97 Holland
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Date: Sat, 03 Feb 2001 10:19:34 -0600 From: "Christopher Frick" <friction96@hotmail.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: SymX Tabs Message-ID: <F838aZRhQdOgl4rhYQY00004704@hotmail.com>
Hey all:
Does anyone know where I can get guitar tablature for Symphony X? I'm especially interested in the "Divine Wings of Tragedy" and "V" albums. Thanks in advance.
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Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 15:26:27 -0400 From: "Tony/Alexis/Axel" <alexis1@prtc.net> To: "ytsejam" <ytsejam@torchsong.com> Subject: Avantasia question Message-ID: <001d01c08e17$357620e0$0101a8c0@prtc.net>
Hello! I was wondering where I could buy the Avantasia cd on the net. Any help will be greatly appreciated. Thanks!!!
Alexis
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Date: Sat, 03 Feb 2001 21:10:00 From: "Partha Mukhopadhyay" <ahtrap@hotmail.com> To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: seputural dissection Message-ID: <F53ZDgC81TbdkSmLAzt000044da@hotmail.com>
<html><P>question for those more versed in the lore of Seputura than I am. I have Roots and Chaos AD, and the latter is basically the only growly vocal CD that gets semi-regular play with me.</P> <P>Surfacewise, Roots seems to be the same thing, and I like it, but I can't handle it. I've never been able to listen to it all the way through, usually getting through 4-6 tracks before i HAVE to turn it off.</P> <P>But, like I said, I like what I hear. Easy answer, Roots is more unrelentingly brutal, while Chaos has moments of lightness that allow a listener to recuperate. I'm also thinking that Roots, given the dude on the cover, might be indulging in some sort of Brazilian tribal rhythms that I can't handle.</P> <P>I'm just curious if there are any similar feeling in this community, or perhaps if any of you know an explanation of why I feel this way about the two albums.</P> <P>Assuming you charge the same as Lucy from peanuts, you 5 cent psychiatrist fee will be in the mail.</P> <P>Partha</P><br clear=all><hr>Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at <a href="http://explorer.msn.com">http://explorer.msn.com><br></p></html>
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