YTSEJAM Digest 1130
Today's Topics:
1) Trivia Quiz Answers
by The Digital Man <cmerlo@moose.uvm.edu>
2) Satriani and stuff
by nga@software-ag.de (Neil Gallop)
3) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1124
by babs@sgenva.cc.geneseo.edu (Barb Battaglia)
4) Re: Flames, Pets, Touchy Stuff, Trivia
by drkhoe@netcom.com (Dr. Mosh)
5) Everything and nothing!
by pkriek@fwi.uva.nl (Peter C. Kriek)
6) DT CD Prices over here
by nga@software-ag.de (Neil Gallop)
7) We Want...Information! (DTC?? Hmmmm...)
by Jon Moury <jmoury@wam.umd.edu>
8) Good luck totem (fwd)
by dasanche@students.wisc.edu (Snatch)
9) pawnshop NDTC
by Fretburner <dlg3441@is2.NYU.EDU>
10) Portnoy and LaBrie at Drum Masters
by Dan Tshin <dtshin@novice.uwaterloo.ca>
11) Neons, Bass, Kings, Screaming
by Steve Borzilleri <magellan@u.washington.edu>
12) Re: Portnoy and LaBrie at Drum Masters
by "Greg \"Big Brother\" Lee" <greg@aix.can.ibm.com>
13) Metamorphosis/the Naked Lunch
by Kyle Mallett <krm95g@timon.acu.edu>
14) ACOS tab project and BAFU comment
by William Kriski <wkriski@enci.ucalgary.ca>
15)
by
16) Stripper
by borlangw <borlangw@dcs.gla.ac.uk>
17) Ytsejam Post
by Qghost@aol.com
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 02:20:51 -0500 (EST)
From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@moose.uvm.edu>
To: Ytse Jam <ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com>
Subject: Trivia Quiz Answers
Message-ID: <Pine.A32.3.91.951114020905.259998A-100000@moose.uvm.edu>
I think you've all had plenty of time to think about this one, so here
are the answers. Skip this if you want more time to think.
Answers I know are right:
Primus, R.E.M., E.L.P., King's X, U2
Answers that were submitted that I know are wrong:
Rush (Rutsey/Peart), Pink Floyd (Barrett, Waters both left)
Answers I can't confirm since I never heard of them, or I don't have all
their stuff:
Pendragon, Queensryche, Ministry, Swamp Terrorists, Sugar (Do they really
have 5 albums out?), Nine Inch Nails, Big Country, Phish (Not sure on #
of albums, but I think it's 5)
Answers I've been told are wrong:
Aerosmith (Someone told me that one or two albums were recorded w/o Joe
Perry. Not sure about that one.)
Answers that sorta count, because they have new stuff coming out soon:
Queen, The Beatles, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble
I hope I didn't miss any. If anyone can confirm the doubtful ones for me,
please do!
Congratulations to those of you that got more right answers than wrong ones!
-Chris
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 95 09:31:12 +0100
From: nga@software-ag.de (Neil Gallop)
To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com
Cc: donews!nga
Subject: Satriani and stuff
Message-ID: <9511140831.AA00489@sundoc13.software-ag.de>
Morning Jammers
It's dull, it's cold, it's raining, the guys from the hardware group have
f**ked my PC again, and I've got to tell my boss why the next manual is going
to be delayed - great start to a day. But enough of this moaning, it's time
for my first contribution to the Jam for this week.
Last night I went to see Joe Satriani in Neu Isenburg. I basically went because
of all the coverage he has been given here in the Jam. My overall impression was
that I was disappointed. OK, the guy can play guitar, but nothing really seemed
to come across, there was no atmosphere somehow. Perhaps if I had known some of
his stuff before I went, perhaps it was just me. Oh, well.
In the Jam 1124, the Digital Man asked about bands with unchanged line-ups, that
have made at least 5 albums and who still tour: I know one!! How about the
amazing BLIND GUARDIAN. Five studio albums, one live album (well known to our
Japanese Jammers I expect) and the same four guys making the music. Do I win
anything? For the information of the Kraut Jammers (seid gegruesst), Blind
Guardian will be doing a mini-tour of Germany in December, supported by
Love Hate, Saxon, Yngwie Malmstein (!), and there are very strong rumours that
Gamma Ray will be coming along for the ride too. So far I only know of two dates
(Aschaffenburg 15/12 and Mannheim 17/12), but there are sure to be more. Check
out the next edition of Metal Hammer.
Turning my attention now to those of you who liked Ben's visual music: what is
this:
YEEAARRGGHH
BOOM BOOM
SPLASH
AHH
easy huh? It was, of course Mike Portnoy taking a dump after eating a Bombay
Vindaloo.
Religion next. If people want to believe in a particular god or set of gods or
idols or stones or what ever, fine by me. What I do object to, however, is
people telling me stuff like '...God and Jesus Christ to whom we will all
answer one day...'. It's not my god, not my JC, and I won't have to answer to
anybody when I turn my toes up. That's the big problem with monotheism: the
faithful tend to speak for everybody instead of just themselves.
OK, just time for a quick joke before I have to see my boss and the solids hit
the air conditioner:
Q: what is 100 feet long, has no pubic hair and screams?
A: the front row at a Take That concert.
Keep those favourite DT covers coming: it could make a pretty interesting CD.
stay safe and happy listening
Neil Gallop
(nga@software-ag.de)
Currently playing: Bruce Dickinson - Live In Studio A
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 09:51:58 -0500 (EST)
From: babs@sgenva.cc.geneseo.edu (Barb Battaglia)
To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1124
Message-ID: <v01510103acce164108ee@[137.238.26.12]>
Hello everyone, it's BABS. (BTW, were you picking on me in the last jam
Bafu Vai??) I just wanted to send my vote in for favorite drinks (now if
this doesn't fit into the category of UFI - useless fucking information
...) Mine is a toss up between hot chocolate w/ little itty bitty
marshmellows and RC (Royal Crown) cola.
There. Now everyone knows what BABSY's favorite drink(s) is/are.
-BABS
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 00:43:32 PST
From: drkhoe@netcom.com (Dr. Mosh)
To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com
Subject: Re: Flames, Pets, Touchy Stuff, Trivia
Message-ID: <199511140843.AAA20318@netcom12.netcom.com>
On the Eve of Destruction, "An Angel's Kiss..." said:
>
> I have a suggestion:
>
>
> No one post any more flames about anything to anyone,
> not only are they annoying, stupid, retarded and most of the time
> make you look like an asshole, but they waste space and time.
>
>
> My suggestion is just let that fuckin' scumhole (how's that?)
> Bafu just post flames to some posts every 4 or 5 digests or so,
> in order to fulfill the Ytsejam quota???? :P
>
>
>
>
> Al Balkiewicz
> vocals, Half Naked
>
> "what do you do when the bringer of bad luck is life itself"
>
AL is BACK!!
(what a waste of space... I hope it OFFENDS somebody GODdamn it...
-The Doc
-- #$%*#$*@ REAL: drkhoe@netcom.com + VIRTUAL: drkhoe@gnu.ai.mit.edu *@#$*@#$ *$%&%#$* The Dream Theater Archives: ftp.netcom.com: /pub/dr/drkhoe/dt &*@#$*@$ **%^$#$% WWW: "ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/dr/drkhoe/www/dthome.html" #$**@#*$ *$*$*$*# Reality Enhancement Software - Engineering Reality *$&#*#@$------------------------------
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 09:57:04 +0100 From: pkriek@fwi.uva.nl (Peter C. Kriek) To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Subject: Everything and nothing! Message-ID: <199511140857.JAA01018@ow48.fwi.uva.nl>
Hi My name is Peter Kriek, I am from Holland and guess what: I like DT! Pretty original line to introduce myself but anyway..................... I play (solo) synthesizer and also dare to say that I know quite a bit about this! I am very much into talking about the technical aspects of the DT-songs with fellow-musicians!
I recently went to see Yngwie Malmsteen in Holland and I must say that he pretty much kicked my ass all over the place, I was only a littlebit disappointed that he didn't play Pyrmid of Cheops which is in my view the collest Yngwie song ever!
And by the way, I live in Holland where we can drink all the beer we want!
See Ya, Peter
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 95 15:07:40 +0100 From: nga@software-ag.de (Neil Gallop) To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Cc: donews!nga Subject: DT CD Prices over here Message-ID: <9511141407.AA00659@sundoc13.software-ag.de>
Hi all
OK, OK, I'm not practicing what I preach and sending more than one post to the Jam per day, but I only just got the following information, which I think might be interesting for all of you, and especially interesting for the Kraut Jammers who don't have all of DT's CDs.
The following are the prices in the new EMP mail order catalog that I received this afternoon:
When Dream And Day Unite DM 19.99 ($ 13.63) Images And Words DM 24.99 ($ 17.12) Live At The Marquee DM 23.99 ($ 16.43) The Silent Man (single) DM 13.99 ($ 9.58) Awake DM 19.99 ($ 13.63) A Change Of Seasons DM 21.99 ($ 15.06)
The dollar prices are based on today's exchange rate of DM 1.46 to the dollar.
If there are any Kraut Jammers who do not know EMP, e-mail me for further infos: they are one of the cheapest sources for CDs that I know.
as usual
stay safe and happy listening Neil Gallop (nga@software-ag.de)
Currently playing: Beethoven's Violin Concerto (to sooth my battered nerves)
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 10:20:39 -0500 (EST) From: Jon Moury <jmoury@wam.umd.edu> To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Subject: We Want...Information! (DTC?? Hmmmm...) Message-ID: <Pine.ULT.3.91.951114095950.3762F-100000@rac4.wam.umd.edu>
Well...I want information at any rate. In looking over my finances and my schedule at the end of the year, it looks good for me going to all three shows on the east coast. What I need is the pertinent info. regarding the three shows. I thought I saved the 'jam with the post by "the state trooper guy" but I am apparently mistaken. So if some kind soul has a copy of that lying around and would be nice enough to e-mail it to me, I'd appreciate it muchly! Also, while I'm here, can anyone in the respective concert areas help with recommendations of not-too-bad and not-too-expens- ive hotels? Thanks!
As far as my favorite beverage goes: Coca-cola. I'm above legal drinking age, but I never really got into alcohol.
That about covers it, any help is of coures greatly appreciated!!
Jon. "I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV." # # RushPinkFloydDreamTheaterIronMaidenMetallicaQueensrycheMegadeth # # I'm calm. I'm directed. I'm..Jon Moury (jmoury@wam.umd.edu) ### ### Higher conciousness through harder contact ### ### Life isn't just cheap: it's in the way! #### #### There are forty people in this .sig. None of them can be seen. # # # Vivat Grendel. # # # #
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 09:33:44 -0600 From: dasanche@students.wisc.edu (Snatch) To: srmeyer3@students.wisc.edu Cc: RJCASEY@STUDENTS.WISC.EDU, Joe.W.Ailts-1@tc.umn.edu, Subject: Good luck totem (fwd) Message-ID: <199511141533.JAA11871@audumla.students.wisc.edu>
>Resent-Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 12:36:08 +0000 (GMT) >Old-Return-Path: <B.C.Urmston@durham.ac.uk> >X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University > of Denver. The University has neither control over nor > responsibility for the opinions or correct identity of users. >Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 12:36:08 +0000 (GMT) >From: Ben Urmston <B.C.Urmston@durham.ac.uk> >To: Nirvana Mailing List <nirvlist@nyx.cs.du.edu> >Subject: Good luck totem (fwd) >Resent-Message-Id: <"myJb.0.iD.lr8gm"@nyx> >Resent-From: nirvlist@nyx.cs.du.edu >X-Mailing-List: <nirvlist@nyx.cs.du.edu> archive/latest/4040 >X-Loop: nirvlist@nyx.cs.du.edu >Precedence: list >Resent-Sender: nirvlist-request@nyx.cs.du.edu > > >---------- Forwarded message ---------- >Date: Mon, 13 Nov 1995 19:34:52 +0000 (GMT) >From: Paul Tweedy <Paul.Tweedy@durham.ac.uk> >To: Stephen Arnold <sra21@cam.ac.uk>, Derek Minto <derek.minto@unn.ac.uk>, > Brian Welsh <B.R.J.Welsh@ncl.ac.uk>, > Rob Ellison <rob.ellison@sunderland.ac.uk>, > John Tweedy <john.tweedy@ukonline.co.uk>, Anna Hoang <tthoang@ucla.edu>, > K V Jude <K.V.Jude@durham.ac.uk>, > Judith Honeyman <Judith.Honeyman@durham.ac.uk>, > Ruth Alcroft <R.E.Alcroft@durham.ac.uk>, > Peter King <P.G.King@durham.ac.uk>, > Ben Urmston <B.C.Urmston@durham.ac.uk>, > C J Robertson <C.J.Robertson@durham.ac.uk>, > Ana Bevir <A.L.Bevir@durham.ac.uk>, Claire Booth <cb218@cam.ac.uk>, > Neil Parkinson <N.G.Parkinson@durham.ac.uk>, > Emma Warne <E.K.Warne@durham.ac.uk>, Angie <alert@gti.net>, > E C Gilmore <E.C.Gilmore@durham.ac.uk> >Subject: Good Luck Totem (fwd) > > > >---------- Forwarded message ---------- >Date: Mon, 13 Nov 1995 12:51:10 -0500 (EST) >From: The Lady Lorax <ktodd@wam.umd.edu> >To: Paul Tweedy <Paul.Tweedy@durham.ac.uk> >Subject: Good Luck Totem (fwd) > > >Katie > >"We can do no great things. 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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 10:52:01 -0500 (EST) From: Fretburner <dlg3441@is2.NYU.EDU> To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Subject: pawnshop NDTC Message-ID: <Pine.OSF.3.91.951114104316.19916A-100000@is2.NYU.EDU>
Sorry to post this to the jam, but I can't remember who originally posted this: To the guy in the band Pawn Shop- If you really want to keep your name, the only way to do it (assuming the other band hasn't yet) is to incorporate! I just went through this crap with my band. We were called Effigy, but it turns out that there is a New Jersey band with the same name. They are "Effigy inc."and their name is there corporate trademark. This process costs roughly $400 and you must pay taxes on all corporate earnings (ie-what your band gets paid for shows) afterwards. We decided that no name was worth that much (at least until we have more $$$) We are now called (***WARNING***Shameless Plug Ahead) EM-50 and can be found on the web at http://pages.nyu.edu/~dlg3441/ That's EM-50: For all your industrial metal needs. For more precise info on protecting your name, contact an entertainment lawyer. -Dan
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 10:50:18 -0500 (EST) From: Dan Tshin <dtshin@novice.uwaterloo.ca> To: Ytsejam <ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com> Subject: Portnoy and LaBrie at Drum Masters Message-ID: <Pine.3.87.9511141004.A10103-0100000@novice.uwaterloo.ca>
Heh, heh!!
I got a chance to meet Portnoy and Labrie last night, up in Toronto. I went with Paul Holloway and a friend in my class, Marcus Silva.
Portnoy was playing a drum clinic called Drum Masters. He played with four other people (Steve Smith from Journey.... what a wicked player! Dom Famularo (sp?)... he was wicked. He did things I didn't know could be done on drums - very artistic) and these two guys Brad Shutz? (?) and this guy who looks like Steve Anthony, the former Much Music VJ.
Anyways, it was held at Earl Haig high school... and it was late because the stage crew had to wait for some audition to finish. Anyways they started late. Pornoy was just amazing. He explained how he writes. For example: "If we have 16 beats....we try to make something creative instead of 4x4. we'll use 5,5,3, and 3, or 7, 5, and 4...." He said it goes back to arithmetic and math. He also demostrated and explained his double bass method. Double bassing triplets (if you have 6 beats, you don't have to think of it as two sets of triplets, think of it as three sets of [duples] so you start the kick on your right foot....
I don't want to write too much, but after the show, LaBrie happened to be there!! We got his autographs and pictures with him. Paul asked about DT and Fates. He actually hasn't kept up with them since their tour. We kinda asked him about ACoS, about the old lyrics... so we'll be singing "Please don't go... please don't go..." next time they come along!!
Mike was cool, too, asked me if I had AD.... :(, I don't. BTW: He thinks AD was really good!! Now all I need is a dub site.... here in Canada. Paul gave him the last couple YtseJams, so he'll be read up.
Anyhow, I'm surprised I didn't hear more about this Drum Masters thing on the YtseJam... I just got called by Paul a week ago, and I said, "Ya! let's go!"
Anyways, Jim M of FW is wrapping up his composing and I hear he'll be done by next week..
Ahh.... I've been Surrounded...
--Dan Tshin---EMAIL:dtshin@novice.uwaterloo.ca-----------PHONE:519.725.8421-| | _____ 1A Computer Engineering |"Love is not just a passing/ | | | __ \ University of Waterloo | word; it is a state of/ | | | | | | __ _ _ __ Eng.Soc.B Class Rep | heart that goes on forever."| | | | | |/ _` | '_ \ Shad Valley Survivor | "A Change of Seasons", | | | |__| | (_| | | | | Carleton 94 | Dream Theater | | |_____/ \__,_|_| |_| "Da Bad Shads" |"He is no fool who gives/ | |_____________________________________________| what he cannot keep to gain/| | WWW Site: http://www.orbonline.net/~danman | what he cannot lose." | | Queensryche, King's X, Dream Theater | - Jim Elliot | |=============================================|=============================|
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 09:27:48 -0800 (PST) From: Steve Borzilleri <magellan@u.washington.edu> To: Dream Thespians <ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com> Subject: Neons, Bass, Kings, Screaming Message-ID: <Pine.A32.3.91j.951114085357.44975B-100000@homer15.u.washington.edu>
> From: GHSRocker@aol.com > Subject: Mike Bahr and his CD's > > One last thing before I go. Thanks to the intro to 6:00, I now have > to purchase another pair of subwoofers for the Neon. I had the sucker
Neon? Aren't those cars the same size or smaller than Geo Metros? You have subwoofers in one of those??
> cranked up listening to Big Money by Rush when the disc changer randomed > (George word) to Awake and caught me off guard. Sounded great till the > cones joined me in the front seat. What a bummer. Oh well. If you have > similar horror stories to tell about the damages inflicted by D-T's music, > other than those pesky inanimate objects getting broken or whatever, let's > hear 'em. > Talk to all of you later, George.
HA!! Sorry to laugh at your difficulty, but that "joined me in the front seat" image made me chortle aloud!
Let's see. When I saw DT at the Moore Theater here in Seattle, during John's Petrucci's guitar solo, the keyboards did something pretty neat. I should point out that the sound quality of the show was excellent, and unusually bassy. So anyway, John was up there shredding away, when Derek hit a note that was SO LOW and SO BASSY that my vision BLURRED.
For about four seconds I couldn't see anything. There was a hazy figure up on stage soloing, and there was a big grey mass of people all around me, but otherwise my world was covered in a momentary fog. You know how sometimes the kickdrum makes your chest cavity vibrate? My entire skull felt like that for about four seconds while Petrucci turned into a mirage. Then Derek went back to normal notes and I was able to focus my eyes, as well as my mind. Luckily, the event had no damaging effects on my thinking...
But, luckily, the event had no damaging effects on my thinking...
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> From: v932407@si.hhs.nl > Subject: Japanese Setlists? > > Hi All,
Hi Marcel.
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> From: basmer@med-rz.uni-sb.de (Bernd Basmer) > Subject: Bafu Vai > > Hi Jammers! > > Why don't we crown Bafu Vai for King Ytsejam? :-) > > This man is incredible!
Court jesters don't make very good kings, Bernd. What would Woden say to someone wanting Loki ruling Valhalla? :)
> Bye. > > Bernd. > (guitar - SUPERIOR) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Are you listing your skills for all to see?
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> From: Michael Backof <mbacko1@gl.umbc.edu> > Subject: Bafu Vai, Christian Jokes, FAQL Thanks, DT Song to Cover > > Bafu Vai, it is a good thing you are here to keep us from getting too > self-indulgant and serious. <grin>
Nevermind that, let's talk about me. I'm serious, let's talk about ME.
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> From: "Steven Johnson, P" <svjohnson@amoco.com> > Subject: (U)Fav drinks... > > Mike B.--I agree with you on the Ytse&Jam. First one of two were o.k., > but after that I was just skipping. Bafu can keep 'em coming...no big > deal to me. Just more 'Jam I have to pass. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Are you saying Ytse & Jam added to your constipation? :)
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> From: An Angel's Kiss... <balkiewi@UMDNJ.EDU> > Subject: Re: Flames, Pets, Touchy Stuff, Trivia > > I have a suggestion: > > My suggestion is just let that fuckin' scumhole (how's that?) > Bafu just post flames to some posts every 4 or 5 digests or so, > in order to fulfill the Ytsejam quota???? :P
Oh I see, make ME do all the flaming so YOU can sit back and post NICE STUFF. Nope, no thanks, not gonna do it.
(hmmm... Loki WAS the god of fire...)
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> From: your mama <kernst@pegasus.rutgers.edu> > Subject: a confession > > All right! All right! Are you happy now?!?!? I confess! I Was the > screamer on LatM! The Shame! The Humiliation! I can never show my face > again!
You can never scream again, either, because the ears of every DT fan on the planet are tuned to that particular scream. We will recognize you and converge upon your infamous vocal chords like a pack of jackals!
Bafu Vai
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 15:14:39 -0500 (EST) From: "Greg \"Big Brother\" Lee" <greg@aix.can.ibm.com> To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Subject: Re: Portnoy and LaBrie at Drum Masters Message-ID: <Pine.A32.3.91.951114151339.9411A-100000@hal.mkm.aix.can.ibm.com>
On Tue, 14 Nov 1995, Dan Tshin wrote:
> Heh, heh!! > > I got a chance to meet Portnoy and Labrie last night, up in Toronto. I > went with Paul Holloway and a friend in my class, Marcus Silva.
F**K me gently...I can't believe I missed this...was this advertised in the 'Jam...DOH!!! Now I am having a really bad day.
Greg.
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 10:54:10 -0600 (CST) From: Kyle Mallett <krm95g@timon.acu.edu> To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Subject: Metamorphosis/the Naked Lunch Message-ID: <Pine.BSI.3.91.951114105142.5466B-100000@timon.acu.edu>
Greetings, Speaking of Metamorphosis... Anybody seen the movie the Naked Lunch? It is very Kafka-esque. It is one of the strangest movies I have ever seen. It ranks up there with A Clockwork Orange in strangeness. It's a different kind of strange, but still very odd. I'm not sure if I'd recommend it, but if you like that type of film, you'd probably be interested.
kyle
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 10:27:11 -0700 (MST) From: William Kriski <wkriski@enci.ucalgary.ca> To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Subject: ACOS tab project and BAFU comment Message-ID: <Pine.SUN.3.91.951114102315.9504C-100000@casual1>
Other guitarists working on the ACOS TAB:
Can someone send me Brandon Vaughn's e-mail address? I want to send him my tab.
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JOKE: What's the last thing Nicole Brown-Simpson said to Ron Goldman before she died?
"You can lick me there, but the Juice'll kill ya".
I know this is going to piss off some people but I don't care! Hopefully this will make the non anal retentive people smile.
Will
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 10:34:14 GMT From: borlangw <borlangw@dcs.gla.ac.uk> To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Subject: Stripper Message-ID: <9511141034.AA11638@keppel.dcs.gla.ac.uk>
I was just looking through my collection of concert tickets, and I came across the ticket for a certain Dream Theater show where . . . ummm . . . a stripper took her clothes off, on stage, during Wait For Sleep.
Did any other jammers go to that show?
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 16:27:25 -0500 From: Qghost@aol.com To: arom@capital.edu Cc: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com Subject: Ytsejam Post Message-ID: <951114162630_22321293@emout05.mail.aol.com>
Hey Aaron,
I gotta say, I agree with you 99.9%. The 0.01% is missing because I like the Gin Blossoms "New MIserable Experience." Otherwise, you hit the nail on the head. How do these shit bands get signed? They're like the Poisons and Strypers of the '90s. Remember how all the glam rock of the '80s sounded the same? Thanks a lot Bon Jovi and Motley Crue! Now the '90s has the grunge/alternative thing. Yech.
============================= Ghost Qghost@aol.com
"With your consent, I can experiment further still."
Entangled, Genesis 1976 =============================
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