YTSEJAM digest 1442

From: ytsejam@ax.com
Date: Mon Apr 15 1996 - 17:42:11 EDT

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                                YTSEJAM Digest 1442

    Today's Topics:

      1) Spanish Lessons.
     by clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu (Corey E. Cleary)
      2) How many?
     by clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu (Corey E. Cleary)
      3) Re: Spanish Lessons.
     by rquezada@shell.monmouth.com (Robert Quezada)
      4) Crap...
     by clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu (Corey E. Cleary)
      5) Does anyone know...
     by Archdeisis <be26937@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu>
      6) Re: "I'm not ashamed to admit..."
     by Doug Cronkhite <dougc@cerf.net>
      7) Mail Item Format Warning
     by "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 04/15/96 - 17:19:05" <response@ibmmail.com>
      8) JP in Akron Ohio
     by GHSRocker@aol.com
      9)
     by Paul Mc Clelland <clelland@ecn.purdue.edu>
     10) I did it!!
     by clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu (Corey E. Cleary)
     11) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1441
     by John B Ashcraft <jbashcra@uncc.edu>
     12) dreamt.org
     by The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
     13) ....
     by al682@osfn.rhilinet.gov (D. Abosso)
     14) ERic Johnson Boots
     by szucseue@saber.udayton.edu
     15) Re: JP in Akron Ohio
     by Gilbert Jack Thetgyi <thetgyi@bgnet.bgsu.edu>
     16) Derek's Students
     by Brian Wherry <bwherry@acs.bu.edu>
     17) Stuff
     by btomko@home.glasscity.net
     18) Awaken the Guardian
     by rtgood@students.wisc.edu (Agamemnon)
     19) *****MID-YTSECON*****
     by Bigman <martinah@csd.uwm.edu>
     20) A. FERRARI, PLEASE READ~
     by Michael Bahr <durnik@indirect.com>
     21) dt/fates 'leg
     by ripzero@ix.netcom.com (RipZero )

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 11:09:40 -0500
    From: clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu (Corey E. Cleary)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Spanish Lessons.
    Message-ID: <199604151609.LAA15947@tuvok.marian.edu>

    >Recuerden que:
    >1) El que rie ultimo, rie mejor.
    >2) Barriga llena, corazon contento.
    >3) Camaron que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente.
    >4) Mas vale pajaro en mano que cientos volando.
    >5) Juego de manos, juego de villanos.
    >Que no se les olvide.

    >Atentamente

    >El chupa-cabras de Cornell (presidente del La Duque Fan Club),

    >Alexis

    Was someone giving Spanish Lessons and I missed them??
                           
    Corey E. Cleary

    "It can only take place when the struggle between our children has ended" -- DT

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 11:15:27 -0500
    From: clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu (Corey E. Cleary)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: How many?
    Message-ID: <199604151615.LAA15960@tuvok.marian.edu>

    Just because I want to see how many times I post, I have a trivia question.
    A popular musician told this joke: "A guy walks in to a doctors office with
    a frog no his head. The doctor says to the guy, 'What seems to be the
    poblem?' The guy said, 'You tell me.' The doctor looked at the frog and
    said, 'What is your problem?' The frog replied, 'I've got a bump on my ass.'"
    Who said this joke(I may not have quoted it properly) and on what video??
                           
    Corey E. Cleary

    "It can only take place when the struggle between our children has ended" -- DT

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 15:54:19 GMT
    From: rquezada@shell.monmouth.com (Robert Quezada)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: Spanish Lessons.
    Message-ID: <317270a7.683592@shell.monmouth.com>

    On Mon, 15 Apr 1996 08:49:16 -0700 (PDT), clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu
    (Corey E. Cleary) wrote:

    >>Recuerden que:
    >>1) El que rie ultimo, rie mejor.
    >>2) Barriga llena, corazon contento.
    >>3) Camaron que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente.
    >>4) Mas vale pajaro en mano que cientos volando.
    >>5) Juego de manos, juego de villanos.
    >>Que no se les olvide.
    >
    >>Atentamente
    >
    >>El chupa-cabras de Cornell (presidente del La Duque Fan Club),
    >
    >>Alexis
    >Was someone giving Spanish Lessons and I missed them??
    >
    >Corey E. Cleary
    Not everyone speaks English. Maybe it's for the Spanish speaking
    'jammers.......
    (not that I speak Spanish or anything)

    rq

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 11:38:57 -0500
    From: clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu (Corey E. Cleary)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Crap...
    Message-ID: <199604151638.LAA16045@tuvok.marian.edu>

    >>>
    >>>>: ~He's in the parking lot and he's just sitting in his car
    >>>>: ~It's nine o'clock but he can't get out
    >>>>: ~He lights a cigarette
    >>>>: ~and turns the music down
    >>>>: ~but just can't seem to shake that sound
    >>>
    >>>So he puts in some ear plugs to drown the sounds away.
    >>>And he waits in the parking lot for yet another day.
    >>>And as he waits the clouds draw pictures of his pain.
    >>>And then he silently prays for the rain.
    >>>But his life sucks and he wants to die.
    >>>And he cries and kisses the world goodbye.
    >>>
    >>>See, I can write their meaningless crap!
    >>
    >>

    I have one thing to say to this IDIOT, READ THE WHOLE SONG!!!!!!!!

    BTW, does anyone know what the "sound" is in the song?? :)
                           
    Corey E. Cleary

    "It can only take place when the struggle between our children has ended" -- DT

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 12:16:56 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Archdeisis <be26937@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Does anyone know...
    Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.960415121455.24599D-100000@bingsun2>

    With the existence of CD's such as Mike Bahr's creations, many of you are
    proficient in obtaining rare material. Might anyone know where I can
    find anything other than a 7" of Vader: the Ultimate Incantation? Any
    info on this would be appreciated.

    Dream Theater,
    Archdeisis

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 09:14:18 -0700 (PDT)
    From: Doug Cronkhite <dougc@cerf.net>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: "I'm not ashamed to admit..."
    Message-ID: <Pine.SUN.3.91.960415091048.3291B-100000@staff.cerf.net>

    > I don't see why we have to "admit" that we like Pearl Jam (for example).
    > Has anyone ever recieved any flames from ytsejammers saying ("you suck
    > for likeing alternative music"). I mean, if you like something, you
    > should not be afraid to admit it. I like some of the above bands, but I
    > will not say "please don't flame me for liking these bands" or "I'm not
    > afraid to ADMIT that I like PJ."

    There's something to remember here people. Music is an art form, hence it
    is completely subjective as to what's good and what's not. Something one
    person may like may be fingernails on a chalk board to another, so don't
    be ashamed or feel like you are "coming out of the closet" just because
    you like a band that may not be along the lines of this list !

    NOTE: The above statement is also aimed at the Queensryche fan who feels
    some need to bash people who like DT. Get a clue, get a life, and just
    enjoy the damn music.

    'nuff said,

    Doug Cronkhite

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 12:28:22 EDT
    From: "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 04/15/96 - 17:19:05" <response@ibmmail.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Mail Item Format Warning
    Message-ID: <199604151628.JAA24034@mindcrime.ax.com>

    The mail item that you sent at 16:17:35 GMT on 15 Apr 1996 has been delivered.

    However, it has been necessary to convert this item into a
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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 12:28:56 -0400
    From: GHSRocker@aol.com
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: JP in Akron Ohio
    Message-ID: <960415122853_470266401@emout09.mail.aol.com>

    John Petrucci will indeed be doing a clinic at the Lentines Music store in
    Akron Ohio on April 24. It is a Wednesday night at 8:00p.m. Lentines can be
    reached by phone at the following numbers:
    For the Cleveland store: 1-800-294-7625
    For the Akron store: 1-800-536-8463

    Call them if you need any info. about where it is etc. I don't know the area
    real well so you wouldn't want directions from me. :-)

    On with the jam...(BafuVai. Required content)

    P.S. If you go to Detroit, don't ask YtsejamDT@aol.com for directions. You
    could wind up in one of the great lakes. (just kidding, Irene)

    ********************************************
    If you see me driving sideways...wave.

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 11:32:36 -0500
    From: Paul Mc Clelland <clelland@ecn.purdue.edu>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Message-ID: <199604151632.LAA25127@atom.ecn.purdue.edu>

    asdf
    unsubscribe

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 11:58:00 -0500
    From: clearyce@tuvok.marian.edu (Corey E. Cleary)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: I did it!!
    Message-ID: <199604151658.LAA16101@tuvok.marian.edu>

    I just thought you'ld like to know that I finally caught up on all the jams!!
    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BTW, BABS, I'm sorry that I miss spelled you name in the last post on 1441.
    Please forgive :)

                           
    Corey E. Cleary

    "It can only take place when the struggle between our children has ended" -- DT

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 12:57:51 -0400
    From: John B Ashcraft <jbashcra@uncc.edu>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1441
    Message-ID: <199604151657.MAA09027@ws144.uncc.edu>

    >Hey

    > Last night here in Kansas City, I saw a double header of two
    >bands called:

    > 2112 and The Back Doors.

    > These bands look and sound like the bands they represent. 2112
    >Did a very nice job on the Rush covers. The Back Doors looked and acted
    >alot like "The Doors". Anyone seen these bands? A good time!

    > Todd
    > market@clubmet.com

    Yeah I saw 2112 in Charlotte a while back and I was really impressed. Their singer looked and sounded like Geddy. I got to talk to their guitarist and he was pretty cool, but there were a bunch of assholes there who kept calling him Bon
    Jovi. Why are there such petty people in this world?

    Trey

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 13:32:14 -0400 (EDT)
    From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
    To: Ytse Jam <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: dreamt.org
    Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9604151313.E12231-0100000@griffin.emba.uvm.edu>

    > From: "Damon M. Fibraio" <s0067977@hawkmail.monmouth.edu>
    > Subject: Re: Many Cool/Random Things
    >
    > I got a problem. How come I don't have a dreamt.org account? What are the
    > requirements?

    Well, let's take a look.

    > Do you have to be cool?
    Well, THAT can't be it.

    > do you have to have a tattoo.
    I don't have one. :)

    > A dash in your name?
    You might try that.
    > 20/20 vision?
    Definitely not. I do about as well as you without my glasses on.

    > What's the deal with you dreamt.org people anyway? and why am I not on
    > the list for ytsecon?
    Oh, relax! I fixed that! :)

    By the way, I thought I'd list the contents of this morning's cereal bowl:

    1) Cereal
    2) Milk

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       /_| \__/ |_\ d-man@dreamt.org /_| \__/ |_\
          \__U_/ http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 13:34:44 -0400
    From: al682@osfn.rhilinet.gov (D. Abosso)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: ....
    Message-ID: <199604151734.AA05345@osfn.rhilinet.gov>

    Hello,
     
     I have a few questions.. Sorry, I'm an ACOSer, alright? (I found
    a copy of ACOS in my brothers room.. decided to listen to it, and I was
    amazed... soon after that, I got my own copy, Awake, Images and Words, When
    Dream and Day Unite, Live at the Marquee (German), and the Lie import).. They
    are the most talented band I have heard in my life.. but anyways.. I recently
    ordered two imports - "Majestic Harmonies" and "Unconciously Real".. I
    haven't heard of these.. and I would like to know what those who do have them
    think of them.. Also, can someone send me the lyrics to TLF? (I don't have
    access to WWW or FTP)..
     
            The Ytse-Lamer,
             
            Dan

    --
    I'm witness to redemption
    heard you speak but never listened
    Can you rid me of my secrets?
    Deliver us from Darkness? - DT
    

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 13:35:32 -0400 From: szucseue@saber.udayton.edu To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: ERic Johnson Boots Message-ID: <96041513353263@saber.udayton.edu>

    First off, I'm soooo glad to hear that so many of you enjoy ERic's music about as much as I do. he's been my largest inspiration for about five or six years now, and this new album will be SPECTACULAR!! Now, as for the boots, those are hard to come by! I just tried ordering two from CD Europe, but it so happens that those are out of print, so I'm SOL. BUT, I knew this guy last year that had two live shows on tape as well as Studio demos, which I got a hold of, and they are HOT!! Both shows are live radio broadcasts, and the demos are straight from Eric's studio (or at least that's what legend says). I would be more than happy to trade copies of these, but at the moment, school is REALLY rocking my world, especially my James Joyce course, so I don't have much time to do any copying. I do however get out in three weeks or so, and maybe then I can work something out. But if anyone else has any boot info, let me know!!

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 14:09:02 -0400 (EDT) From: Gilbert Jack Thetgyi <thetgyi@bgnet.bgsu.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: JP in Akron Ohio Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9604151441.A5922-0100000@bgnet1.bgsu.edu>

    On Mon, 15 Apr 1996 GHSRocker@aol.com wrote:

    > John Petrucci will indeed be doing a clinic at the Lentines Music store in > Akron Ohio on April 24. It is a Wednesday night at 8:00p.m. Lentines can be > reached by phone at the following numbers: > For the Cleveland store: 1-800-294-7625 > For the Akron store: 1-800-536-8463 > > Call them if you need any info. about where it is etc.

    The address is 844 N. Main Street. Tickets are $7.50 in advance, and $10.00 at the door. I would recommend calling the phone number listed in the flyer: (330) 434-3138. Hope this helps, and hopefully I will see some of you Midwestsejammers there!

    Sincerely,

    G. Jack Thetgyi ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We're very grateful to Dave. Really great things have happened in my life. People know me as a name....From the bottom of my heart, I say, 'God Bless David Letterman'" -Mujibur Rahman "Neil Peart on drums." -Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000 #303: "Pod People" -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 15:00:36 -0400 (EDT) From: Brian Wherry <bwherry@acs.bu.edu> To: DT List <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Derek's Students Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9604151447.C69803-0100000@acs5.bu.edu>

    So Derek is accepting limited students? Does that mean that they've got to have some kind of finger dexterity disorder or webbed hands or something? That Derek Sherinian, always helping the less fortunate. What a great ol' chap.

    :)

    Current CD's in my 10,000 disc changer:

    Well, they're all the same --

    Breakin' 2; Electric Boogaloo , The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

    :)

    YKYADTFI... your name is Elliot Kim!! A tattoo? Jeez!

    Ooooh, I've got one:

    YKYADTFI... when you see other bands' CDs that start with 'D' at the record store and as you get closer to the DR's you start to get a cool adrenaline rush thing going. Doors -- getting warmer -- Dream Academy -- almost there -- DREAM THEATER!! Yessss!! And then sometimes you go right to Dylan without DT and you're like, "Fuuuuckckckckck!"

    Wouldn't you say?

    Someone send Merlo twenty bucks so he can get on a bus to see Satriani next time around. :)

    Later!

    \o/ --==Brian Wherry==-- o | --==bwherry@acs.bu.edu==-- /|\ / \ "Do. Or do not. There is no try." -Yoda / \

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 16:46:03 -0400 From: btomko@home.glasscity.net To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Stuff Message-ID: <199604152046.QAA21974@home>

    Well, it looks like my mail has been lost. Here's what I can remember writing about. First, do any of you Guitar World or Guitar magazine subscribers have in your issues from years past a bass transcription to "Continuum" by Jaco Pastorius? I've tried to transcribe it on my own, but I'm too lazy to finish the work. If you could contact me and arrange to send me some copies, I'd appreciate it. Thanks. Next, what does Geddy Lee say in the Exit...Stage left recording before Jacob's Ladder? (This song was done a long time ago...(lapses into nonsense)) What is the song about and where might I find a copy of the lyrics online or other? I loved the Spam haiku. i think thats all. i knew there was some DTC, but I can't remember it now. Sorry about that. Later.

    To G. Jack Thetgyi: How's this for MST3K? "Looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes..."

    Feyd

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 14:29:03 -0500 From: rtgood@students.wisc.edu (Agamemnon) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Awaken the Guardian Message-ID: <199604151929.OAA42610@audumla.students.wisc.edu>

    Ytsejammers and Fates Warning fans:

    What do we all know about Awaken the Guardian?? Some people have asked in the past about the content of ATG, and I think we should discuss it (better than arguing about something, isn't it?) The first thing I noticed about the cd is this: the tracks on the disc and on the back of the cd case are in a different order than the way the lyrics appear inside the sleve (try programming your CD player to play the songs in the order of the inside of the sleve: 3,8,2,6,5,1,4,7). Second, there are plenty of recurring themes, ideas, and characters in the lyrics. Witches, wizardry, some talisman, prophecy, guardians, angels, etc.....So far, so good. Next, there are characters in the lyrics: Fata Morgana/Morrigan/Morgan LaFay, Damion, the moerea (means "the fates" in greek), Clotho (one who spins the thread of destiny, from greek mythology), Malifica, Diana, sister of morgana (Malifica?).

    Ok, who knows what's going on here?? I really hope this hasn't been discussed on the Jam yet. _____________________________________________

    "There's never a way to stop the music" -Flotsam and Jetsam _____________________________________________

    name - Ryan T. Good e-mail - rtgood@students.wisc.edu phone - 1-(608)-264-2268 what - Madison Student Radio who - Music Staff (Music Stapher) which kind - Progressive Rock/Heavy Metal why - why not?

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 16:00:47 -0500 (CDT) From: Bigman <martinah@csd.uwm.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: *****MID-YTSECON***** Message-ID: <Pine.OSF.3.91.960415154406.28276C-100000@alpha2.csd.uwm.edu>

    Alright. It's time...

    Yes! There is going to be a Mid-YtseCon this year. Probably sometime this summer, in the Milwaukee-Chicago general area. There's a million details to work out, and if all goes well, Myself, Steve Johnson, and Jeff "Sinista" Olson will be working most of them out this coming weekend. You'll probably see a big post about it from Steve come next Monday. As of now, I'm breaking ground on getting some T-shirts made. It's still in it's early stages, but it's up & coming. WHAT I NEED FROM YOU GUYS is this: if you're planning on attending Mid-YtseCon, or even just thinking about it, I would like you to drop me an e-mail, bigman@dreamt.org, telling me how many T-shirts you're planning on ordering. I don't know about costs yet, I'm gonna be shopping around very soon, but they should be about the same or less than the cost of Trey's and Jason's T-shirts. So even if you're just thinking about it, lemme know, tell me how many friends you may be bringing, you can even tell me what depends on if you're coming or not. :^) I look forward to hearing from all of you, especially you fellow cheezheads! heh, heh, heh... :^) Thanks for your time...

    YKYADTF: When you're listening to T^3 on I&W and you know how the solo goes after the song ends... :^) Later,

    DaBigman bigman@dreamt.org

    P.S.-- get Matt Rosin's SURREALITY!!! mail him at:

    msr7146@tam2000.tamu.edu

    Also, look for a review of it from me later on... :^)

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 14:28:34 -0700 (MST) From: Michael Bahr <durnik@indirect.com> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: A. FERRARI, PLEASE READ~ Message-ID: <199604152128.OAA29408@bud.indirect.com>

    Sorry to clutter up the Jam with a personal thread but...

    Mr. FERRARI... I have your DATs nearly done, but all your e-mail to me is coming in and my replies bounce when I try to send! I have responded to each and every e-mail you have sent. Expect the package shortly. Also try to see if there is something wrong with your server's e-mail settings. Take care! :)

    MTFBWY! Mike Bahr, durnik@indirect.com/mikebahr@dreamt.org

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    Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 14:34:14 -0700 From: ripzero@ix.netcom.com (RipZero ) To: Ytsejam@ax.com Subject: dt/fates 'leg Message-ID: <199604152134.OAA29384@dfw-ix9.ix.netcom.com>

    >I got a problem. How come I don't have a dreamt.org account? What are >the requirements? Do you have to be cool? do you have to have a >tattoo. A dash in your name? 20/20 vision? What's the deal with you >dreamt.org people anyway? and why am I not on the list for ytsecon? >Am I really that detested on the Jam? What's people's gripe with me, >anyway? Am I paranoid? Am I up way too late?> 3:30 a.m.? Maybe I will >get on IRC now. Maybe I will shut up and let the Jam roll on. Maybe I >will ...

    yeah!! YEAH!! I GOT THAT SAME SHIT!!!!!! hey skadz whaddaya say ya hook me and this G up with one of those fancy shmancy dreamt.org things? :)

    anyways, a bud mentioned a possibility of existence of a boot of FW & DT jamming together, although its a longshot, has ANYONE heard ANYTHING about this? it'd be cool. vvveeryyy cool.

    !kokoQ ~Rip

    currently playing - Impellitteri: Stand In Line damn Chris Impell. is good!!!!!

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