YTSEJAM digest 1496

From: ytsejam@ax.com
Date: Sun Apr 28 1996 - 20:25:30 EDT

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                                YTSEJAM Digest 1496

    Today's Topics:

      1) Mail Item Format Warning
     by "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 04/28/96 - 23:20:21" <response@ibmmail.com>
      2) Gabbo-type luck
     by The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
      3) FLAMING, MAGNA CARTA
     by Jane & Roger Goff <jnrgoff@capital.net>
      4) Concept Albums
     by rtgood@students.wisc.edu (Ryan T. Good)
      5) "Perelandra" by Glass Hammer
     by rtgood@students.wisc.edu (Ryan T. Good)
      6) Nutritional value of a Ytsejam...
     by Pat Griffin <c675311@everest.cclabs.missouri.edu>
      7) Stick a fork in me...
     by mojoman@pointblank.com
      8) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1495
     by Josh Sager <jsager@cygnus.rsabbs.com>
      9) weakest songs first on DT albums?
     by acook@tiac.net (acook)
     10) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1495
     by acook@tiac.net (acook)
     11)
     by larsh@ionsys.com (Lars Hellsten)
     12) new dt cd(s)
     by "Sanjay A. Modi" <modis@lafvax.lafayette.edu>
     13) Not to sound hypocritical, but...
     by dasanche@students.wisc.edu (Kilgore)
     14) Answer to 2CD dilemma
     by DigiKon5@aol.com
     15) Shadow Gallery
     by Andrew Miller <andym@wicked.stigmata.org>
     16) DT interactive
     by jestok@interlog.com (John Estok)
     17) dt vs. qr- i'm here to kindle the flames, bi-athces!
     by WildKoba@aol.com
     18) Listen Up...I have the answer!
     by kretschmer@bdt.com (Jon Kretschmer)

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 18:18:58 EDT
    From: "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 04/28/96 - 23:20:21" <response@ibmmail.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Mail Item Format Warning
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    The mail item that you sent at 22:18:52 GMT on 28 Apr 1996 has been delivered.

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 18:23:49 -0400 (EDT)
    From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
    To: Ytse Jam <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: Gabbo-type luck
    Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9604281848.A12525-0100000@griffin.emba.uvm.edu>

    > From: Pat Griffin <c675311@everest.cclabs.missouri.edu>
    > Subject: Zero, Kim, Bafu and Andy.
    >
    > >Andy Piercy
    > >
    > >------------------------------
    > >
    > >End of YTSEJAM Digest 1494
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    >
    > And then the bastard gets an EoJ on his *first* post! :)
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    Oh, stop whining! :)

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 18:28:41 -0400
    From: Jane & Roger Goff <jnrgoff@capital.net>
    To: YTSEJAM@ax.com
    Subject: FLAMING, MAGNA CARTA
    Message-ID: <3183F119.AA@capital.net>

    Since I belong to several mailing lists, I felt compelled to share this. Over the past
    week on the Marillion list, many people were discussing getting tickets for shows for
    others on the list or meeting each other for the first time before/after the show.
    meanwhile, on the DT list, it's the Hatfields and McCoys. C'mon, I'm on the mailing to
    list to learn things I didn't know (i.e. WDATU) and to give my .02 when it may assist
    someone else. Hey, it's just a thought.

    Regarding the MAGNA CARTA releases, I knwo that many chains can special order them you
    just have to ask. When I first heard of the label, a local Record Town store was able
    to order several titles for and I got them within a week.

    If you have any trouble, give me a message. I do special orders for all the Magna Carta
    titles ($15.50 each, plus actual postage charges).

    Roger
    jnrgoff@capital.net

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 17:30:28 -0500
    From: rtgood@students.wisc.edu (Ryan T. Good)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Concept Albums
    Message-ID: <199604282230.RAA74725@audumla.students.wisc.edu>

    Hey All-
    While we wait for DT's new one (in October, right?), let's shoot the shit
    about some concept albums, eh? Here are some of my favorites:
    Queensryche's Operation:Mindcrime,
    Iron Maiden's 7th Son of a 7th Son,
    David Bowie's (ongoing) Nathan Adler Diarys, 1. Outside,
    Yes' Tales from Topographic Oceans,
    Voivod's Dimension Hatross, (I heard Nothingface is a concept CD also),
    Steve Vai's Passion and Warfare (instrumental concept album!),
    Fates Warning's Awaken the Guarian,
    Rush's Farewell to Kings, 2112, Cygnus x-1, and Hemispheres.

    What else have we out there??
    ________________________________________________

    "I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said"
                                                                       -Phish,
    "Sample in a Jar."
    ________________________________________________

    name - Ryan T. Good
    e-mail - rtgood@students.wisc.edu
    phone - 1-(608)-264-2268
    what - Madison Student Radio
    who - Music Staff (Music Stapher)
    which kind - Progressive Rock/Heavy Metal
    why - why not?

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 17:31:38 -0500
    From: rtgood@students.wisc.edu (Ryan T. Good)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: "Perelandra" by Glass Hammer
    Message-ID: <199604282231.RAA12992@audumla.students.wisc.edu>

    Greetings again,
    Does anyone have any info on this newest release by Glass Hammer? It was
    released on Dec 1, 1995, but I've never seen it in any stores. What's the
    deal??
    ________________________________________________

    "I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said"
                                                                       -Phish,
    "Sample in a Jar."
    ________________________________________________

    name - Ryan T. Good
    e-mail - rtgood@students.wisc.edu
    phone - 1-(608)-264-2268
    what - Madison Student Radio
    who - Music Staff (Music Stapher)
    which kind - Progressive Rock/Heavy Metal
    why - why not?

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 17:46:52 -0500 (CDT)
    From: Pat Griffin <c675311@everest.cclabs.missouri.edu>
    To: ThE NuGgeTjAm <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: Nutritional value of a Ytsejam...
    Message-ID: <Pine.SGI.3.91.960428174327.22693A-100000@indy17.gclab.missouri.edu>

                     _______________________________________
                    |NUTRITION FACTS |
                    |Serving Size 1 'Jam |
                    |---------------------------------------|
                    |Amount Per Serving |
                    |------------------ |
                    |Calories 170 |
                    |---------------------------------------|
                    | % Daily Value* |
                    |---------------------------------------|
                    |RESPONSE 76mg 100% |
                    |Spam 200g ** |
                    |Flames 20kg ** |
                    |BafuVaitamins 150g 75% |
                    |---------------------------------------|
                    |* Percentage are based on recommended |
                    | exposure to good music |
                    |---------------------------------------|
                    |** Contains many times more than RDA |
                    | however, attempts to eliminate |
                    | from the product have been unsucc- |
                    | essful. |
                    |---------------------------------------|
                    |CONTAINS: Carbonated Water, Hatred, |
                    | Ignorance, Corn Syrup, DreamNDay, |
                    | Concentrated RESPONSE and other |
                    | artificial flavors, Citric Acid, |
                    | Spam, BafuVai (preserves freshness), |
                    | Caffeine, DTC (to protect flavor), |
                    | Vegetable Oil, and Yellow 5 |
                    |_______________________________________|

     
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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 18:51:38 -0500
    From: mojoman@pointblank.com
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Stick a fork in me...
    Message-ID: <TCPSMTP.16.4.28.-14.51.38.2377490627.1296794@pointblank.com>

           Stick a fork in me...Im done...

           Hey Buster....

           Im sorry about being a dick on recent Jams...I had a really bad
    weekend...and I think my frustration has manifested itself on someway in
    these postings...

           As to everyone else who I started with, I'm sorry too...

    M O J O M A N W I M P E R S A W A Y W I T H T A I L B E T W E E N
                                  L E G S!

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 18:01:58 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Josh Sager <jsager@cygnus.rsabbs.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1495
    Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.91.960428175537.27366A-100000@cygnus.rsabbs.com>

    In response to Greg's post about tackling compound time signatures.. I
    have a suggestion.

    Let's say it's in 11/8. All you have to do is break it up. Play 2
    sections of 4/8 (or 2/4 to get technical), and then add 3 more notes
    after that.

    Believe me.. this is a VERY basic approach to playing compound time
    signatures, but it works. If you have an 11/8 passage, look at each 11
    notes individually. Group the first 4 together, learn them, then group
    the next 4, learn them, then the next 3, learn them, then combine the
    first 8, then all 11.

    Remember one thing however. Playing the notes is one thing. Putting accents
    and getting the feel for the line is another. In a compound meter, the
    accents can fall pretty much anywhere the "composer" wishes. Learn the
    notes, then once you can play them without racking your brain, go for the
    line as a whole and add the feel..

                    ***********************************************
                     * Josh Sager *
                    * -=> A.K.A Lapu <=- *
                     * E-Mail: jsager@rsabbs.com *
                     * WWW: http://www.rsabbs.com/~jsager/ *
                     * Snowcrash cyberchat: syrinx.rsabbs.com 2112 *
                    ***********************************************

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 19:12:19 -0400
    From: acook@tiac.net (acook)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: weakest songs first on DT albums?
    Message-ID: <199604282312.TAA26072@zork.tiac.net>

    Hey guys,

            I'm not sure if any of you have noticed, but I think DT has a habit
    of putting weaker songs towards the beggining of albums. Now before you go
    and flame me, hear me out. For example, I&W starts out with Pull Me Under
    and Another Day. Now I've had two friends borrow my I&W and return it after
    listening to the first two songs. Both were metal heads who hated Another
    Day. I've heard several negative comments to 6:00 and Caught in a Web on
    TNMS and the Queensryche newsgroup and I can't help but reply with, "Listen
    to the rest of the album! Check out Scarred and Voices!"

            Also with CD's now a days people tend to just throw in the CD and
    listen to the first song. Does anybody know who makes the decision of the
    song order on albums? Is it the band or the label? Of course this is all IMHO.

            BTW, there's a review of Shadow Gallery's "Carved in Stone" in a
    guitar magazine I found. It goes like this...

    Shadow Gallery, Carved in Stone (Magna Carta)
    2 little guitar symbol thingies out of 5.
    "For modern prog-rockers who can't get enough of Dream Theater and
    Queensryche, the six-piece Shadow Gallery has all the standard art-metal
    accouterments: Dungeons 'n' dragons lyrics, odd-time meters, and Yngwie-like
    solos from shredder Brendt Allman. There's nothing innovative here, but if
    you're dying for some big, bombastic rock here in the rather spartan '90s,
    this'll do ya. "

            Hmmm, funny how they don't mention the beautiful piano and synth
    pieces and melodies, "shredder" Brendt Allmans spin-tingling passages, the
    great vocals, and thought provoking lyrics. Funny how they see lyrics based
    on art, a spy in WWII, and somebody going to their homeland as being
    Dungeons and Dragons lyrics.

            Oh well, they go on to give great reviews to Seven Mary 3's
    "American Standard", which sounds like every other band on the radio today
    and truly is an American Standard.
    And they called Shadow Gallery un-innovative?

    Adam Cook acook@tiac.bet visit me at, http://www.tiac.net/users/com (hard
    hat construction area!)

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 19:19:53 -0400
    From: acook@tiac.net (acook)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1495
    Message-ID: <199604282319.TAA26190@zork.tiac.net>

    >
    >I've got a couple questions here. I've finally begun tackling the guitar
    >book to I&W this year. I've been making decent progress (though
    >architecture school takes most of my time) except in parts that have more
    >bizarre timing. Does anyone have suggestions for learing parts in 11/8,
    >(7+5)/8, or any of the other unsusual timing listed in that book? Also,
    >someone mention some inaccuracies in the transcriptions. I've found one
    >section that was left out completely, but not too much else.

    You mean the solo section during LTL? Yeah, they left that part out. I guess
    since it was towards the end of the album and they were so tired with all
    their hard transcribing they figured they'd take a rest ;). 11/8 can be
    counted as, "1-2-3-4, 1-2-3, 1-2, 1-2". (7+5)/8? I think that is the end of
    the Metropolis instrumental, but they only put that there for continuity. I
    haven't really figured that part out yet much myself, anybody else have any
    suggestions??

    Adam Cook acook@tiac.bet visit me at, http://www.tiac.net/users/com (hard
    hat construction area!)

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 19:22:06 -0400
    From: larsh@ionsys.com (Lars Hellsten)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Message-ID: <199604282322.TAA10364@bart.ionsys.com>

    >Let's face it; not everyone in this world is capable of handling complicated,
    >intricate music like the sort DT, Rush, QR, etc. puts out. Their minds can't
    >handle it. They just aren't musically intelligent enough to understand it.
    > You have to just accept that the "nerds" don't get the respect they truly
    >deserve.

    I wholeheartedly agree. The thing that gets me, is every time I try to
    argue with someone about this, they come back arguing that Alternative
    musicians are just as good as, say, DT. And how do they support it? By
    throwing in Hendrix. It's always like "oh, well just look at Hendrix, he
    couldn't read music, but look how good a musician HE was". Well, for one
    thing, I personally don't think Hendrix WAS a good musician (original,
    innovative, sure, but a good musician, I dunno about that ... maybe it's
    just because I don't like bluesey stuff). It's just as stupid as the old
    "Without the Beatles, Black Sabbath, etc., such and such wouldn't exist" (I
    always get that one from my brother about Dream Theater).

    And it explains why DT aren't too popular. QR and Rush have become pretty
    successful and popular gradually, but DT are another level above those two
    bands in terms of complexity (neither DT nor Rush have a song that comes
    close to TTT in that respect, granted with Rush having 3 band members, it's
    a bit more difficult for them). I knew TTT was complex, but after taking a
    look at a MIDI transcription of it, I found it was even more intricate than
    I thought, and the keyboard parts are harder to play than I thought.

    --
    Lars Hellsten (larsh@ionsys.com)  /*/  http://www.ionsys.com/~larsh
    "Once I reached for love, and now I reach for life" - Dream Theater
    

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 19:26:44 -0400 (EDT) From: "Sanjay A. Modi" <modis@lafvax.lafayette.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: new dt cd(s) Message-ID: <01I4349QM3EA009Y74@lafvax.lafayette.edu>

    hi, I must say that in backing of Michael Bradley's point if we start annoying the company thaen they won't take us seriously. What we did for ACoS was really cool, and rather impressive, but let's not get ahead of ourselves(or dt for that matter). Again this is no sort of flame, but I think that this would be more benficial in the long run if we did not pettiion at this time. DT is in the position to make it bigger than ever before and so we should allow them to take a natural step rather than try to sway them one way or another. Think about it, if DT is successful in in proving themselves to their label, then they are in a great position for a 2 disc set, or a compilation disc(s) or a live re-release or whatever. They don't have the (mainstream) fan backing that bands like the pumpkins did when they released their 2 disc set. Don't get me wrong, I've been overly impressed at the dedication of the jammers of there in my 2 years being on the jam. But DT needs to try and extend to the general public. That's just my 2 cents. Jam-on

    ps: Damon, I've got your back on that one, not that I agree with it(flaming) but way to flame!! pss:Yes Mike Bahr, everyone loves you, don't even worry about it.

    Sanjay A. Modi Lafayette College Computer Science '98 modis@lafayette.edu

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 18:34:43 -0500 From: dasanche@students.wisc.edu (Kilgore) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Not to sound hypocritical, but... Message-ID: <199604282334.SAA21326@audumla.students.wisc.edu>

    Why doesn't everybody just fuckin' stop fighting, dammit! I'm sick of jams filled with messages like my own...thank you.

    Kilgore (Ex-Thrak) ****************************************************************************

    "They rally round the family with pockets full of shells." -Rage Against the Machine "Turn on tha radio, nah fuck it...turn it off, fear is your only god." -Rage Against the Machine

    In my 3-disc changer right now:

    Dream Theater: Mind Control Faith No More: The Real Thing Rage Against the Machine: Evil Empire ****************************************************************************

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 19:38:57 -0400 From: DigiKon5@aol.com To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Answer to 2CD dilemma Message-ID: <960428193855_480189614@emout19.mail.aol.com>

    While reading all about people wanting DT to put out a double CD set, I am reminded of Guns and Roses. When they released 'Use your Illusion' I and II that was supposed to be a double CD, but they released them both separately so their fans could get a new album if they wanted to for far less than having to buy both at the same time. Maybe this can be your answer to getting two CD's out of DT.

    --DK5 (Rob Allen)

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 19:48:14 -0400 (EDT) From: Andrew Miller <andym@wicked.stigmata.org> To: YTSEJAM digest <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Shadow Gallery Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.91.960428194608.21478A-100000@wicked.stigmata.org>

    One more time. The new Shadow Gallery album will not be released until Spring of 1997. I got this straight from the band.

    -andy

    Andrew Miller Real people get mail from my other account, andym@dreamt.org only there will you see the true signatures --or-- of Andy Miller. Thanks go out to Ryan, for ytsejam@Udel.Edu without him this .sig would not be possible.

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 19:54:49 -0400 From: jestok@interlog.com (John Estok) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: DT interactive Message-ID: <199604282354.TAA28202@gold.interlog.com>

    Maybe this is an ignorant question but:

    I've seen on many home pages for DT a thing for "Dream Theater Interactive." I was wondering what this is and if it is worth downloading. I would be grateful if someone could enlighten me.

    Michelob

    **As of today all Canadian hockey teams have been eliminated IN THE FIRST ROUND!!!!! What the fuck is that???? My poor Leafs. (sob) Americans should stick to basketball! :-)

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 20:00:17 -0400 From: WildKoba@aol.com To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: dt vs. qr- i'm here to kindle the flames, bi-athces! Message-ID: <960428200016_385193980@emout12.mail.aol.com>

    no, actually, in the spirit of the dt and qr debate. has anyone here checked out the ryche rom yet? it's very interesting, but i find it really hard to manuever in the game. anyone made any headway with the thing? i think the graphics are pretty neato, but i'm hoping to find that magical bonus song i've heard oh so much about.

    for the record, i am a big fan of both. dt has the edge at the moment, but i think that degarmo and wilton are fuckin wizzes.

    boy, it just seems like i've given petrucci no respect. i like prince over him, zappa, satch. man, what an asshole i am! but folks, let's get this straight, i dig petrucci too. i think he writes almopst better than anyone of the guys mentioned above (except maybe degarmo), and he can sure as hell play like a bitch, too. in da house.

    ummm.....damon (yo- what up punk!). do you have a transcription of the ltl key part? i'm pretty sure i know the intro (haven't tried to play the key solo though), but it's that wfs re-surfacing at the end that KILLS me. no matter how hard i try, i haven't been able to figure out that friggin bass km played over the melody.

    oh well. whatever.

    ytsetribute: mojo, gandalf, itz, digi: are we doing anything for it? something like maybe pmu or surrounded (don't even ask me to do uagm!). think about it. i hope we can play.

    well, ytsephreaks, i'm off to play my last "godspell" show (thank fuckin' god- no pun intended). peace out, boyz and girls.

    love, storm shadow

    ***************************************************************** david yoichi kobayashi guitars, keyboards.

    binghamton university. class of 97.

    "me? i'm just the lawnmower- you can tell me by the way i walk." *****************************************************************

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    Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 17:21:40 +0800 From: kretschmer@bdt.com (Jon Kretschmer) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Listen Up...I have the answer! Message-ID: <v01510101ada8e4a50527@[206.14.103.54]>

    Jeez folks...I think everyone just needs to take a step back, think about their stance on this whole flaming, "fucking moron" deal, and finish the whole thing off with one post that says what you want, finally and completely.

    To help ease this trasition, I figured I would type out a few neato jokes Ive hear in the past few days...And if you are offended, I dont care. : ) ** Q. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. 16. One to hold the bulb, and 15 to drink till the room spins. ** Q. How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. None...Thats a hardware problem. ** Q. Why dont blonds like to make chocolate cookies? A. Takes too long to peel the M&Ms. ** Q. Why dont they let New Yorkers take coffee breaks? A. It takes too long to retrain them. ** Q. What is the difference between men and government issued bonds? A. Bonds mature. ** Yo' mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thinks shes about to back up. ** Yo' mama's so fat, when she sat on a quarter, a booger came out of Washingtons nose. ** Yo' mama's so fat, when a cop passes her on the street, he yells out of his car window "Hey, break it up!" ** There are these three guys walking down the street, and they are all debating as to what god was; a mechanical, electrical, or a civil engineer.

    The first guy says: "God had to be a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body. The joints are perfect for every job the human has to do, and they can take hundreds of pounds of stress. God had to be a mechanical engineer."

    The third guy said: "No no, god had to be an electrical engineer. Just look at the bodies nervous system. There is no way a mechanical engineer could ever plan that."

    Finally, the third guy pipes up. "You guys have it all wrong. God had to be a civil engineer; who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through an outstanding recreational facility?"

    ** Yo mama's so fat, you have to take 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side. ** Q. How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. 16. One to screw it in, and 15 to form a support group. ** Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. 6. _*IT JUST DOES, OK?!?!?!*_ ** Q. What do you call six lawyers up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand. ** Q. What do you call 200 lawyers on the bottom of the pacific? A. A good start. ** Yo' mama's so ugly, it took the beauty parlor three hours just to get an estimate. **

    Hope that calms you people down a bit. Direct all flames to your@ss.com

    Jon

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