YTSEJAM digest 1666

From: ytsejam@ax.com
Date: Thu Jul 04 1996 - 00:57:53 EDT

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                                YTSEJAM Digest 1666

    Today's Topics:

      1) Holy livin' shit (NDTC)
     by "'THE HAND...' R. Ananda" <spod@u.washington.edu>
      2) Oh Ged.
     by Ben Laussade <laussade@enet.net>
      3) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1665
     by rterry@inforamp.net (Rick Terry)
      4) This and That
     by The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
      5) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1664
     by hawkeye7@ix.netcom.com (Larry Odneal)
      6) Fwd: Re: Van Halen fires all 4 members!
     by skooc@ix.netcom.com (Scott Cook)
      7) Fwd: Article about Sammy in SF Chronicle (fwd)
     by skooc@ix.netcom.com (Scott Cook)
      8) Re: Bach's vocals-DTCCKMA
     by Mark Smeets <msmeets@ibm.net>
      9) Rush suggestion, VH replacement, format dumping
     by zack@lsil.com (Zack Gemmill)
     10) ytsejam@gullible.com
     by zebrowski steven <szebro1@gl.umbc.edu>
     11) The Kurt Cobain Quiz
     by skooc@ix.netcom.com (Scott Cook)
     12) CDs Purchased Unheard
     by Mike Backof <mbacko1@umbc.edu>

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 14:08:40 -0700 (PDT)
    From: "'THE HAND...' R. Ananda" <spod@u.washington.edu>
    To: Ytse Jam <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: Holy livin' shit (NDTC)
    Message-ID: <Pine.PTX.3.92a.960703140359.11517A-100000@carson.u.washington.edu>

    OK. For those of you who are teetering on the edge I'm going
    to tell you right now:

    GO SEE INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!

    This film is phenomenal. My cronies and I walked out of the
    theatre (hee hee) in an absolute daze. The dogfights, the ripping
    of shit, the effects: one word: WOW!

    Sure there's some cheesy stuff...but it's really outweighed by the
    much touted "special effects." Will Smith is such a bad-ass! OK...
    if I type anymore I'm going to end up giving something away. Just
    do yourself a favor and go see it.

    --Rahul Ananda (aka TheHand)

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 15:19:35 -0700
    From: Ben Laussade <laussade@enet.net>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Oh Ged.
    Message-ID: <199607032219.PAA12682@maple.enet.net>

    >That's because you're YELLING the whole time at everyone on this jam. I
    >mean you've been posting more than that IBMMAIL thing lately to yell at
    >everyone. Let Skadz do that.

            Dave, if you really care that much about this, e-mail me privately.

    >BTW, if you're quoting someone, then QUOTE!!!!!. For instance:
    >
    >And I listen openly... (JM)
    >Ben Laussade

    First of all, I'm pretty damned sure that most people on this list know
    where that line came from, and second of all, if I mailed somebody else
    besides the Jam, they wouldn't have a fookin' clue who (JM) was.

    >I asked for someone to please unsubsribe me.!!!! Your god damn letters are
    >flooding my mail!! when will one of you fucking morons listen@!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >Stop sending me shit!!
    >

    Only if you quit sending me stuff like this, dickweed. Unsubscribe yerSELF.

    Yikes. Please excuse this post for having no wholesome contenet whatsoever.
    I promise that it won't happen again. :-(

     

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    Date: Wed, 03 Jul 1996 22:28:50 GMT
    From: rterry@inforamp.net (Rick Terry)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1665
    Message-ID: <31daf117.5251049@mail.inforamp.net>

    >Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 12:06:01 -0400 (EDT)
    >From: Pat Daugherty <pdaugher@bdmserver.mcl.bdm.com>

    >Is there anyway to kill this poot person?

            Well, we get a big plastic bag, fill it with air, run up
    behind him and smack it real hard!! Oh, wait. That only works if you
    suffer from heart arrythmia.
            I agree though, this biological unit's life functions must
    cease!

    "Terminate the mother now! You know ya gotta get hard" - Alice Cooper
    - The World Needs Guts

    Cheers,

    Rick
    Toronto

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 18:35:41 -0400 (EDT)
    From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
    To: Ytse Jam <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: This and That
    Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9607031852.A7279-0100000@griffin.emba.uvm.edu>

    > From: Pat Daugherty <pdaugher@bdmserver.mcl.bdm.com>
    > Subject: Kill Poot
    >
    > Is there anyway to kill this poot person?
    >
    > This is the second jam with 5 messages just saying Poot.
    >
    > ANNOYING!!!!

    Yeah, who's the coward hiding behind assumed names and stuff?

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    > From: Scott McCammon <mccammsa@cs.purdue.edu> > Subject: Blind music selection > > What I was wondering was, what kick-ass groups/albums have > people bought on a whim without ever hearing a thing about?

    I once bought an album called "Master of Puppets" because it looked really cool, and the band had a really cool name like Metallica. Turned out to be one of the better albums I own.

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    > From: rterry@inforamp.net (Rick Terry - TRC - MCSS) > Subject: The C O N !! > > > I dunno, I'm a little out of shape in the alcohol consumption game. > > I'm a little out of shape FROM the alcohol consumption game!

    I'm a little out of money from the alcohol consumption game. :)

    > Maybe I'll bring some Molson XXX and we'll see who can still > walk by the end of the CON. ;)

    Awww yeah! Bring it on! One of the nice things about going to school in Burlington, VT is the 90 minute drive to Montreal, where domestic beer is *good*.

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    > From: TTubbiola@aol.com > Subject: July 4th Weekend > > Hi all, if any other jammers will be in the Lake Havasu, AZ area this > weekend, I will be partying on a houseboat in copper canyon all weekend. > You're welcome to come by during the day and party with us. We'll be the > houseboat with the "RED WHITE AND NUDE IN HAVASU" banner. Listen for DT and > follow your ears.

    Hmmm. Sounds like a private party to me. (Or is that a privates party?)

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    > From: fates@ix.netcom.com (Carlo D'Angelo ) > Subject: ***NYC Prog Night....Braindance???....D-Man

    Whoa! I'm famous or something!

    > ***Oh yeah, D-Man brought up the point that it was nice to see > old-school jammers back on the jam. I agree...I remember joining the > YTSEJAM around issue #600 or something like that..anyone remember the > good old days on IRC (EfNet) when we didn't have our own server for a > DT chat room and the room was called "Ytsejam"...I think the most > people logged on at once at that site was about 7 or 8!! Remember > Nuggetman's bots from HELL! Dem be da good ole' days....oh > yeah..where's BAFANGULO these days??

    Ha! EFNet! Those were the days before mIRC even! Bafangulo is currently on summer vacation in Maryland, but he has been spotted on IRC under an assumed name. :)

    > Since I post VERY LITTLE, I would like a little self-indulgence if > I may to resurrect my FATES WARNING "Ivory Gate of Dreams" .sig from > the ashes once in a while :-)

    Didn't this .sig incite a riot once? :)

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ Secretary cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu "@'/ ,. \`@" UVM Comp Sci Student Assn d-man@dreamt.org /_| \__/ |_\ "He won't need a bed http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/ He's a digital man" - Peart

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 15:56:48 -0700 From: hawkeye7@ix.netcom.com (Larry Odneal) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1664 Message-ID: <199607032256.PAA12248@dfw-ix8.ix.netcom.com>

    "p0ot" wrote:

    >From: p0ot@pooter.com >To: ytsejam@ax.com (pooterjam) >Subject: POOT! >Message-ID: <199607030743.DAA02025@mail-e2b-service.gnn.com> > >POOT!

    Somebody find this asshole and strangle him or her. Thank you. I promise to post your bail. Thanks again.

    "slayer" wrote:

    >From: unknown <slayer@pegasus.rutgers.edu> >To: ytsejam@ax.com >Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1663 >Message-ID: <CMM-RU.1.5.836407676.slayer@pegasus.rutgers.edu> > >I asked for someone to please unsubsribe me.!!!! Your god damn letters >are flooding my mail!! when will one of you fucking morons >listen@!!!!!!!!!!!! >Stop sending me shit!! > >------------------------------ > >End of YTSEJAM Digest 1664 >************************** >

    OK, THIS guy asked for it! Time to flood his mailbox for real! Ready, aim, SPAM! He calls US morons - unsubscribe your OWN sorry ass, dickwad!

    And then he gets an EOJ to top it off! That settles it - EOJs are officially NOT cool anymore. (I knew it was just a phase.)

    Your Reality Agent

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 17:39:16 -0700 From: skooc@ix.netcom.com (Scott Cook) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Fwd: Re: Van Halen fires all 4 members! Message-ID: <199607040039.RAA17111@dfw-ix8.ix.netcom.com>

    Hey kids!

    I got this from the Van Halen list, Enjoy!

    Subject: Re: Van Halen fires all 4 members! In-Reply-To: <960702142132_426219142@emout08.mail.aol.com> Message-ID: <Pine.OSF.3.91.960703170304.30066F@saturn.acs.oakland.edu> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Status: RO

    You have GOT to be kidding me,

    On Tue, 2 Jul 1996 PAnimal9@aol.com wrote:

    >Eddie, Alex, and Mike say they want to depart Van Halen in order to be a part of Sammy Hagar's new solo backing band.

    They already were!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 18:00:37 -0700 From: skooc@ix.netcom.com (Scott Cook) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Fwd: Article about Sammy in SF Chronicle (fwd) Message-ID: <199607040100.SAA15753@dfw-ix11.ix.netcom.com>

    Sammy's version of the split.

    Grinder

    "Hello Baltimore, Washington" - David Lee Roth 1982

    ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 1 Jul 96 23:44:07 CDT From: robert Dylan putnam <rputnam@midway.uchicago.edu> To: vanhalen@lists.fdt.net Subject: Article about Sammy in SF Chronicle A stunned and angry Sammy Hagar said a dispute over the forthcoming Van Halen greatest-hits album led to his departure from the band after 11 years as lead vocalist. ``I was basically fired,'' said Hagar. ``I feel terrible about it. I think we had the greatest band in the world. I was looking so forward to starting a new record.'' Hagar said he received the news from guitarist Eddie Van Halen over the phone last week that he was being replaced by the band's original lead vocalist, David Lee Roth. ``After 11 years of hearing the worst stories in the world about this guy,'' said the Mill Valley resident over the phone from Hawaii, ``I turned my back and Edward and (Roth) are in the studio together.'' Hagar said a heated dispute arose over the greatest-hits album, for which the band was offered what Hagar would only call ``a lot'' of money by Warner Bros., the group's record label. ``I didn't want to do it,'' said Hagar. ``Why become a nostalgia act just because KISS is back on the road? But their manager was shoving it down their throats with big fat dollar bills.'' Ray Daniels, brother-in-law of drummer Alex Van Halen, assumed management responsibilities for the band after the 1993 death of Van Halen's longtime manager Ed Lefler. Hagar, whose new wife gave birth to a daughter on April 1, was not eager to record new tracks for an album he didn't think the band should do, but he did agree to write and record two songs for the soundtrack to the movie ``Twister.'' At the last minute, Hagar said, Daniels informed Hagar that one of the songs intended for the soundtrack would instead be used on the greatest-hits album. ``They tricked me into doing a song for the greatest-hits album, which I didn't want to do in the first place. That's where the bad blood started. Next thing I knew they pulled David Lee Roth in because supposedly I wasn't co-operating. ``Eddie said to me, `You were always the solo artist. Go back to being a solo artist. We're jamming with rock,' '' Hagar said in describing how he got the news that Roth was back and he was out. Hagar was lead vocalist for hard rockers Montrose and had million-selling solo albums before joining Van Halen. Hagar spent nearly as many years as Roth with the band, which sold more records during Hagar's tenure as lead vocalist. Hagar said fan reaction in the band's online bulletin board has been one of outrage. ``We spent 11 years developing a whole new audience for this band,'' he said, ``telling everybody what a bad guy this Roth was. It has to be a big disappointment for the `Van Hagar' fans.'' Hagar said he's already received offers from major bands looking for vocalists.

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 17:44:32 PST From: Mark Smeets <msmeets@ibm.net> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: Bach's vocals-DTCCKMA Message-ID: <199607040154.BAA80949@pop01.ny.us.ibm.net>

    ** Reply to note from ytsejam@ax.com 07/03/96 2:11pm -0700

    I think Bach should have replaced Dickinson, he woulda been perfect to sing for maiden, anyone else heard that small clip of Skid Row's Version for Children of the Damned? I would have loved to hear that song live. THe best part about this, is that he doesn't get throat infections :)

    Bach in Van Halen...wouldn't work although he sure as hell has the energy for it.

    Bach in DT...I can see it, on a song like Lie, or the mirror, even stuff off of Dream or Images, he could do it and do it well. I've seen him live, he's fucking incredible.

    Mark

    /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| "To each his own and his own be damned" msmeets@ibm.net or msmeets@smartt.com http://www.smartt.com/~jsmeets/stranger/stranger.htm

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 96 19:47:33 PDT From: zack@lsil.com (Zack Gemmill) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Rush suggestion, VH replacement, format dumping Message-ID: <9607040247.AA17121@tengs1>

    From: Edward Ip <edwardip@ACSU.Buffalo.EDU> Subject: Which Rush Album?

    I am new to the mail list. I am a really big fan of DT.

    I know that DT was partially influenced by Rush. I am just wondering which Rush album I should get?

    In other words, which Album is going to impress me the most?! ::::::::::

    Moving Pictures and Hemispheres. Maybye Fly by Night. Hell, just get the tribute when it comes out next month.

    :::::::::: From: Michael Bahr <durnik@indirect.com> Subject: =VH= singer?

    "Those who would know" say that you're likely to see a very familiar face singing for VH... stay tuned... I'll say this: he's the singer of a popular band that won't be along much longer. :::::::::: The dude from Alice in Chains?

    :::::::::: Format Dumping... ::::::::::

    The funniest thing I heard was when Rock 104 in the San Joaquin Valley bought 95.1 KDJK (used to be AOR, but they went to alternative some time back) and simply moved to the 95.1 frequency. I turned on 104.1 and it was *all Elvis*!!! I thought it was a joke. The next day, I'm at the laundromat, FM channel-surfing in my car, and during a commercial the DJ says, "And coming up in the next hour... moooore Elvis," NO JOKE. It was funny as hell. The following week they became one of those adult-contemporary stations that are spreading like a disease across the land...

    Zach

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 23:30:25 -0400 (EDT) From: zebrowski steven <szebro1@gl.umbc.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: ytsejam@gullible.com Message-ID: <199607040330.XAA06238@umbc10.umbc.edu>

    Ya know what I just heard? I heard that Dean DeLeo just quit Stone Temple Pilots and none other than Tony MacAlpine has been contacted to replace him.

    It's a crazy world we live in...

    Steve Z

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    Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 21:24:41 -0700 From: skooc@ix.netcom.com (Scott Cook) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: The Kurt Cobain Quiz Message-ID: <199607040424.VAA28858@dfw-ix10.ix.netcom.com>

    Hi everyone!

    My friend at U of Michigan sent me this.

    Take the Kurt Cobain quiz!

    1. Kurt Cocaine killed himself because . . . a. He was a loser. b. He had nothing better to do. c. He thought the gun was a Q-Tip.

    2. Some Cobain followers also killed themselves because? a. They are losers. b. They were playing follow the leader. c. They also thought the gun was a Q-Tip.

    3. Cobain fans dress like Kurt because? a. He was a loser. b. Stealing clothes from the Salvation Army bin is easy. c. They have no thoughts of their own and need a leader. d. They are practicing to be homeless bums.

    4. Cobain fans like to call themselves Generation X because? a. Kurt was a loser. b. They can spell X c. They are losers.

    5. Cobain fans say Kurt spoke for them because? a. While they watch, love and believe in Barney, they are not sure if he is a real person. b. They are losers.

    6. Cobain knew that his fans thought he was cool because? a. Kurt was a loser. b. He didn't like to bath. c. He was a poet. Even though they thought most poets were fags.

    7. If you can understand everything Kurt is signing you? a. Purchased a copy of the lyrics. b. Are on some kind of drug and are imagine you understand the lyrics. c. Kurt was a loser. (I know it doesn't go with the question but it is still a good answer.)

    8. Kurt and his followers. a. Are losers. b. all of the above

    9. Kurt's last words were? a. What happens if I pull this trigger? b. I am a loser. a. OUCH!!!!!!

    10. Ms. Cocaine-Love(r) is? a. A loser. b. A widow. c. An unfit mother. d. Butt ugly. e. A future lesbo. f. A lousy singer. g. All of the above.

    11. Twenty years from now in a listing of great groups/singers Nirvana will be listed between __________________ and _______________? a. ABBA and the Bay City Rollers. b. Ann Murray and Neil Diamond. c. All they will remember is that Kurt was a loser.

    12. Kurt and Courtney used (in Courtney's case uses) drugs because? a. They are both losers. b. They wanted to be a good role model for their child. c. They were upset that Mork from Ork was not a real person.

    13. In 15 years Kurt and Courtney's child will claim? a. Kurt was a loser. b. She was abandoned at birth. c. Never heard of Nirvana. d. Kurt was a loser. e. Both a and d.

    14. A tree falls in the forest, no one is around............ a. It does not make a noise b. It makes a noise c. Kurt was a loser.

    15. Nirvana fans get upset at everyone who posts to TASTELESS making fun of their god Kurt because? a. Kurt was a loser. b. They are losers. c. They don't understand the meaning of TASTELESS. They have no problem with gay, ethnic or even Susan Smith jokes. But make fun of poor, misunderstood Kurt and you get flamed. Well the moral of this quiz is KURT IS A LOSER.

    This was a self grading test. Extra points if you did/or are planning to post Kurt essays.

    Grinder

    The wind kissed him goodbye AND THEN HE DIED ! (Judas Priest-1978)

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    Date: Thu, 04 Jul 1996 00:48:19 -0700 From: Mike Backof <mbacko1@umbc.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: CDs Purchased Unheard Message-ID: <31DB7743.3B3@umbc.edu>

    Hello Jammers,

    Interesting new topic at last, CDs I have purchased without hearing any of the songs on them.

    1. Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstacy

    A friend was really into her and recommended this CD, we have similar musical tastes (about every genre is in our collections) so I bought it. Great CD, Tori fans should dig this.

    2. Death - Symbolic

    After hearing so much about this band on a.r-n-r.m.p I picked up this disk. Great technical ability, a bit more growling than I can deal with, otherwise a great disk.

    3. Machines of Loving Grace - Guilt

    I heard their song on the Crow soundtrack and liked it, so I picked up the CD. Haven't got it from Columbia House yet.

    4. King Crimson - Red

    Another CD that got great reviews, I figured that I should try something by this highly praised band. Since then I have bought all of their disks (except Islands).

    5. Kings X - Gretchen Goes to Nebraska

    My favorite Kings X disk, I picked it up despite hearing Faith Love Hope which I thought was really annoying. Brilliant concept, nice songs and great vocal harmonies.

    6. Porcupine Tree - The Sky Moves Sideways

    Another band that came highly recommended, this CD was fantastic, I got it two weeks ago and it has been the most played disk over that period of time. I got to meet them on Saturday before seeing them live at Progscape. Fans of Pink Floyd, King Crimson, and Nine Inch Nails can't go wrong with this one.

    There are others since a lot of the music I listen to doesn't get airplay but I could be here forever listing CDs, I would have that anyone who responds to this thread gives a short description so that the thread doesn't turn into a list of album names.

    Later,

    Mike

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------Michael Backof mbacko1@umbc.edu http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~mbacko1 WWW Pages - Unsigned Bands: http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~mbacko1/munsign.html WWW Pages - Inferno Page: http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~mbacko1/inferno.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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