YTSEJAM digest 1639

Date: Sun Jun 23 1996 - 00:41:28 EDT

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                                YTSEJAM Digest 1639

    Today's Topics:

      1) porntoy's slayer riffs
      2) Long Time no Speak + new E-Mail address
     by (Heath Augustover)
      3) I guess I am a fucking moron (NOT)
     by (Ernesto Schnack)
      4) Twinkie boy page info-
     by RipZero <>
      5) "Itchy is in Luv"
     by Mark Bredius <>
      6) Take Hold of Da Freakin' Flame !
     by Mark Bredius <>
      7) I met ADAM SANDLER last night. real cool.
      8) STICKERS HERE MONDAY> DT that is!
      9) Re: Hi again ...
     by jbako01 <>
     10) UMM ok..
     by (Sledge)


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 01:08:47 -0400
    Subject: porntoy's slayer riffs
    Message-ID: <>

    skadz, it's probably some boot, which i definitely don't have (aside from ad
    and wdatu). speaking of which, anyone with a boot with the "original" acos
    willing to sell, see me.

    it's ironic that the other day, whoever mentioned "davie blow roth", now we
    get the BIG NEWS. funny.

    i very much agree with whoever it was about the technique thing. yeah, the
    boys are kicikin' but that ain't where it's at. raitz mentioned that jp
    worships vai and dimeola, myung bows to a man named tony levin (i believe i
    read this in a gftpm article from a few years back), and well he should.
    porntoy (i love intentional spelling errors) loves neil, and bruford would
    still beat his ass silly (so i think). and james, well, james is james. and
    dont' even get me started on derek. ;-)

    and wow- i can't wait to hear rmp, rpm, or mpr, or elp. whatever.

    that's all. see ya.

    the central scrutinizer
    david yoichi kobayashi
    the wild and magical koba.

    "i bring truth and understanding, i bring wit and wisdom fair. precious gifts
    beyond compare." -n. peart

    until the circle breaks, and wisdom lies ahead, the faithful live Awake, the
    rest remain misled." -j. petrucci

    binghamton university, music and philosophy


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 01:42:30 -0500
    From: (Heath Augustover)
    Subject: Long Time no Speak + new E-Mail address
    Message-ID: <v01510101adf14414373b@[]>

    I haven't posted in awhile, so I figured what the hell. I got back from
    Boston the other day to check out John Petrucci's guitar clinic and it
    totally kicked ass. I'm sure that there has already been reviews of the
    show from some of the guys that were there with me, so I'm not going to
    mention anything about the show. But the guys that I was with was
    definitely real cool. I have to thank Skadz for housing me along with 4
    other guys. I know that I had a blast and so did everyone else in
    Beantown. Hopefully real soon, we can have another get together like we
    did earlier this week.

    I also posted because I now have a new E-Mail address. My old address was It's now, So of course, if anyone
    has to reach me for YtseCon III news and info or if anyone wants my DT boot
    list, just E-Mail me at my new address.

    Heath Augustover

    p.s. (This is a note to Bafu Vai and Syrinx) I just feel like telling you
    two that I have a picture of you 2 at a time that you wouldn't won't a
    picture of. I'm sure you guys know what it is and if you're not sure, just
    think about when Skadz's roomatte left and where you 2 ended up. I used
    Bafu's camera, so he'll see it first. :)


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 00:53:51 -0400
    From: (Ernesto Schnack)
    Subject: I guess I am a fucking moron (NOT)
    Message-ID: <>

    >ha! hahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!! Sorry Ernie, but I never suspected
    >you of being a complete fucking moron until now. I know the name calling is

    HA! I was expecting something like that. Buster I already read your apology
    and all, but I'm not pissed off because I was expecting that... I guess I
    didn't make myself clear....

    when I listen to DT, I still get those jaw-dropping moments... and I think
    DT rules etc, etc... I'm just saying there are better musicians. The other
    day I was listening to Vinnie Colaiuta (or however you spell his name), and
    I couldn't believe how fucking incredible he was. And then I compared it to
    MP and it just wasn't the same (I had an analogy for this, but I forgot...
    you know basically, there's something that you like a lot, but then you here
    something that's even better, and when you get back to the first, it pales
    in comparison. Wait acouple of days and it's amazing again). Yes Mike is a
    great drummer, but I'm sure if you talked to him, he'd admit that he could
    be a lot better... same goes for all the doodz in the band...

    Put it this way, I know that there are guitarists better than JP... but the
    day I can play like JP, I will be a very happy man:)

    Now, take in mind, I was referring to technique... Now if you take in mind
    musical taste, songwriting, choice of notes, etc... then the guys in DT are
    WAY up there... THAT'S what makes those guys great... not HOW they play but
    WHAT they play. There are many things that when I hear them play it, I
    think it's most fucking difficult thing in the world, and then when i try it
    out, I can actually play it...

    I could go on and on, but I take it you caught my drift by now:)
    uh, that last paragraph, HOW they play makes 'em quite great too:)

    and to sum it all, the band chemistry brings there whole musicianship to a
    higher level...


    Funky Cold Medina
    Ernie :)


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 01:57:12 -0500
    From: RipZero <>
    To: Heavy Metal Computer Nerds <>
    Subject: Twinkie boy page info-
    Message-ID: <>

    >* Visit the Twinkie-Boy web page *
    >* *
    >* *

    ok as of now that site is NOT valid for the page... it was up there
    temporarily but now its being moved :) if i have room for all of the
    .jpgs up on my page i'll put it up from my page... but if not, i guess
    i'll just have to keep lookin for a place for the twinkie boy web page.
    stay tuned :)



    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 16:40:47 +-200
    From: Mark Bredius <>
    To: "'Majesty-Mailinglist'" <>
    Subject: "Itchy is in Luv"
    Message-ID: <>

    Momo Mano wrote on Jam #1636

    > Hi,I'm 19-old Japanese garl.I'm a one
    > of great DREAM-THEATER fan.

    Cool !!! A 19 year old female DT-fan !
    And she spelled Dream Theater right (no 'theatRE')

    > Momo Mano <I.haven'>
    And she's a VIRGIN ! :D

    > End of YTSEJAM Digest 1636
    > **************************

    And an EOJ too !
    Itchy is in Luv... :d

    Sorry for Da Freakin' NDTC...
     ()___() "Darkroom unleashes imagination in pornographic images |_(p' )
     (o(Y)o) in which you will always be the star" (Marillion '84) _/ | \
    __] ~ [__________________________________________________________\_/_ )
    Mark Bredius, - Itchy (NOT Bitchy),
    "There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes."


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 16:42:27 +-200
    From: Mark Bredius <>
    To: "'Majesty-Mailinglist'" <>
    Subject: Take Hold of Da Freakin' Flame !
    Message-ID: <>

    buster (flaming Ernie) :

    > ha! hahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!! Sorry Ernie, but I never
    > suspected you of being a complete fucking moron until now.

    Keu (flaming Mithrandir) :

    > your nothing but a Hapless moonclaf spewing your Mindless dribble out
    > for all to see and might think you have some type of intelligence.

    That's the kind of shit I hate about this list. But at least Keu is
    trying to be creative about it... Still, both messages could have been
    taken to private email. I don't wanna sound like Skadz' little helper,
    but I think that this list would be much cooler if we got rid of those
    stooopid flames. It makes all of us Jammers look like freakin' psycho's
    with nothing better to do than piss eachother off... Maybe I was wrong
    to subscribe to this list... I expected it to be a much nicer place
    where Jammers can talk about (one of) their favourite band(s).
    Guess I was wrong... Maybe I'm getting too old (25) for this shit...
    Please don't flame me for hating flames. Flames Suk. If U Flame U Suk 2.

     ()___() "When you list all the qualities that you despise (__(q` )
     (q(")p) And you realise... You're describing yourself" ~_) | \
    __] ^ [__________________________________________________________\_/_( )
    Itchy (NOT Bitchy), - Mark Bredius,
       "Dream Theater Rulez... It's just the fans I don't know about..."


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 16:32:26 -0500
    Subject: I met ADAM SANDLER last night. real cool.
    Message-ID: <>

    sorry no DT content.

    Last night Adam Sandler was in town for a show. Had a great time.

    My friends and I write comedy stuff...crazy...just like Adam Sandlers
    cd's. We have a 24 hour hotline, call it and let me know what ya think.
    I can also get you a demo tape of the comedy we do. The HOTLINE number
    is (816)691-UPKC. We are looking for writers too!

    I got to meet Adam before the show. I was with 98.9 The Rock, here in
    KC. We didnt spend alot of time with him. About 20 min.

    I got to hand him a letter and demo tape personally. Real Cool.
    I was STOKED!

    I hope he likes the material.

    take care,

    todd s


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 16:34:56 -0500
    Subject: STICKERS HERE MONDAY> DT that is!
    Message-ID: <>

    I get the DT stickers monday. I should have them up on the NET about 15
    or so days. They will be found at: http://WWW.DREAMT.ORG

    (under the merchandise section)

    If you have any questions, feel free to write.

     take care,

    todd s

    I want to thank everyone for being so patient.


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 19:32:00 -0400 (EDT)
    From: jbako01 <>
    Subject: Re: Hi again ...
    Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.960622192910.20798A@barney>

    On Fri, 21 Jun 1996, Ryan P. Skadberg wrote:

    > James Bako said:
    > > Some of you might well remember the winter gigs in which he and Rod
    > > Morgenstein opened up for a couple of the DT shows. Well, he told me that
    > > their album is almost complete, after which they will shop it around to
    > > any interested record labels. Currently the duo will go under the moniker
    > > of RPM (Rudess-Morgenstein Project).
    > SHould that be RMP? :) These guys were amazing at the Christmas shows and
    > I really hope they get a deal real fast. Someone should tell them to
    > go directly to Magna Carta :)

    Yeah, it probably should be RMP, but that's what the man said to me, so
    I'm not going to argue with him. I did mention, however, that RPM sounded
    like a name that's been used many times before, so hopefully he'll take
    my suggestion. :)

    Actually, I did mention Magna Carta right away. He mentioned their lack
    of money, and that he's friends with the guy that runs MC; I'm guessing
    he doesn't want to mix (lack of) business with friendship.

    James Bako "Don't tell me you wanted me Don't tell me you thought of me
    Polytechnic University I won't, I swear I won't
    Brooklyn, New York I'll try, I swear I'll try"
                                          Dream Theater - "Lie"


    Date: Sat, 22 Jun 96 19:35 EDT
    From: (Sledge)
    Subject: UMM ok..
    Message-ID: <>

           DROP IT, this is a DT mailing list.. youve been here long enough to
    blow things off like this so drop it..


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