YTSEJAM Digest 1356
Today's Topics:
1) Mail Item Format Warning
by "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 03/17/96 - 22:37:03" <response@ibmmail.com>
2) I'm back...
by Jaime Kimpton <jaimekimpton@mailhost.vwc.edu>
3) thought industry, 3/16/96 @batcave, nyc
by WildKoba@aol.com
4) Shadow Gallery
by Jaime Kimpton <jaimekimpton@mailhost.vwc.edu>
5) I found the Status Seeker promo CD!!!
by curth@execpc.com
6) Only one post this time? No way! (Actually DTC!)
by DreamNDay@aol.com
7) Empires Faded
by Partha Mukhopadhyay <ahtrap@umich.edu>
8) Re: I found the Status Seeker promo CD!!!
by The One Who Helps to Set the Sun <polzin@coewl.cen.uiuc.edu>
9) WDADU...
by zack@lsil.com (Zack Gemmill)
10) Why DT can never get a lot of radio play.
by augie@unix.asb.com (Heath)
11) I'm back:(
by "Jill M. Lentchner" <jmlentch@mailbox.syr.edu>
12) We're back
by FNGX01A@prodigy.com (MR JOHN CAHILLJR)
13) Hi everyone! CD INFO!
by Michael Bahr <durnik@indirect.com>
14) ===>> *Fantastic* FREE offer I discovered on the 'net
by shyamala30.raperjee@netaccess.net1.ub.ac.in (Shyamala Raperjee)
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 17:37:48 EST
From: "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 03/17/96 - 22:37:03" <response@ibmmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Mail Item Format Warning
Message-ID: <199603172238.OAA01117@mindcrime.ax.com>
The mail item that you sent at 22:37:42 GMT on 17 Mar 1996 has been delivered.
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 17:57:35 -0400
From: Jaime Kimpton <jaimekimpton@mailhost.vwc.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: I'm back...
Message-ID: 17573596100531@vwc.edu
22 Jams in 9 days while I was home on break. Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ!
(with a nod to Diana Gabaldon) At least there's only been one Jam per day in
the past couple days, but I'm going to be here for an hour just reading. I
figured I might as well get this out of the way while I'm here.
FANZINE UPDATE!
I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it!!! I think I may finally be all set
for this issue, and now that I have an ink cartridge for my printer, all
that remains is to have some photos scanned and layout and printing and all
that fun stuff. However, as will be noted in the issue itself, I have
decided to decrease the number of issues to four a year instead of six, and
that's less you'll have to hear from me asking for submissions. ;) To
those of you whom I still owe back issues, I'm workin' on that, too. You'll
get 'em, I promise; I'm just trying to keep my head above water right now,
which is why I decreased the issue numbers in the first place.
I have a question. While I was home, I got a letter from a guy who sent me
some information on a Dream Theater fan club in the Netherlands. The promo
stuff he sent me looked pretty well done and professional, but I've never
heard anything about it before now; I'm only familiar with other DT zines in
France, Germany, Italy, and Japan. Do any of you Dutch Jammers have the
scoop on this before I write to them for more information?
Jaime the Dragon, who will return to IRC soon... muhahahaha
"It was there, I was there... it seemed like the thing to do at the time!"
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 18:05:15 -0500
From: WildKoba@aol.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: thought industry, 3/16/96 @batcave, nyc
Message-ID: <960317180514_354144212@emout05.mail.aol.com>
hi there. just wanted to fill you guys on the fun little trip i took to go
see a band some of us know- thought industry.
they played at the batcave, which is a really freaky industrial/gothic club.
i mean, guys with more makeup than the girls, and girls all over other
girls...........jeez!
but anyway, i got the chance to talk to herb ledbetter, the new bassist for a
long time. really cool guy. we talked a lot about what the band is up to now,
and the tour, old stuff, his eyes lit up when i mentioned frank zappa (even
freakier, over the pa system, they played a punk version of "ring of fire",
which zappa covered as well, and both our eyes became saucer-like). umm, i
talked to the rest of the guys as well, i met some girl from metal blade,
too. but definitely hanging out with the new guy was too cool.
at about 1:45 they went on. there weren't a lot of people there,
unfortunately, but they played a pretty good set. a lot of their new stuff,
and some oldies, including "cornerstone." they also played some new NEW
songs, which as herb put it, "it's the end of the songs for insects days."
but they're still pretty cool, so i thought.
when they were done, i was talking to brent oberlin (singer), and i mentioned
that their band is mentioned occassionally on the jam, and he said he'd try
to check it out (cool!!!!!!). he also told me that thought industry played
WITH dt about 2 years ago in nyc (limelight, i think he said- DOES ANYONE
KNOW ABOUT THIS? PLEASE SEE ME IF YOU DO!), to which i wet my pants upon
fantasization of the thought.
but all in all, a good night, and they gladly helped make my "outer space" cd
a collector's item by signing it. cool guys. i hope they kick ass.
anyways, on to other things.
umm, in case you're either new or been hiding under a rock, i have a
transcription of wfs if anyone's interested in it. i won't bother with
details, so email if you want info on how to obtain a copy.
also, i have about 9-10 cd's that i'd like to get rid of. they're all in
perfect condition- i just don't listen to them anymore, and i feel bad
letting them sit and collect dust. again, if you're looking for some cd's at
good prices, email me, and we talk.
well, i guess that's about it. so like love ya, and stuff.
love, hate and the digital man mounted atop a black steed named "pinto",
...........he didn't ask, and won't i presume, so what the fuck, right?
david, "dennis hurley" kobayashi
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 18:46:55 -0400
From: Jaime Kimpton <jaimekimpton@mailhost.vwc.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Shadow Gallery
Message-ID: 18465585100567@vwc.edu
Oops, that wasn't the end of it!
Jonathan Byrne wrote:
<< >Jammers,
> Just picked up Carved in Stone at Graywhale. Does anybody know why
>they deleted the even numbered songs on the cover? The only even
>number song is #8 all the rest are skipped.
When you listen to the whole disc, pay close attention. There are little
interludes between each major cut, and those are on the even numbered tracks.
Freaked me out for a while, too. >>
I asked Carl Cadden-James about this a couple weeks ago, and he said Magna
Carta wanted it done that way in an attempt to make the songs more
radio-friendly. I'm assuming this means that the "interludes," as such,
would end up being cut out anyway if they *were* played on the radio. He
said "Ghostship" was divided up into its individual "parts," and then the
20th track is a bonus cut.
This CD rules. If you can find it, get it. Period.
And Hairball said:
<< Jaime has told me that every once in a while, someone keeps asking where I
am. Whoever this person is, please stop - she threatened to kill ME because
of it. <grin> >>
Hey! He's lyin' about me again! I did NOT threaten to kill him! ...at
least, I don't think so. It's hard keeping track of all those multiple
personalities of mine, and sometimes they do things I don't approve of. <G>
Jaime the Dragon, who's going to hide in a very deep hole if Air Dance and
Bafu get hitched...
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 18:01:23 -0600 (CST)
From: curth@execpc.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com, RockAltrDJ@aol.com
Subject: I found the Status Seeker promo CD!!!
Message-ID: <199603180001.SAA29308@earth.execpc.com>
Hi everyone!
I just wanted to let you know that while reading through the posts on
alt.music.dt a couple weeks ago, I came across a post where some guy was
offering Status Seeker promo CD singles - yes this *is* the remix!!! These
promos are *very* difficult to come by, but this guy had a bunch of them.
At any rate, he was selling them for $20 a piece which I thought was too good
to be true, so I emailed him to see what I could find out. Turns out that he
is involved in radio (and therefore wants to remain anonymous) and that he
came across a box of the SS CDs (I think through a friend). Nonetheless, he
has been in this business for a long time (15 years I think) and regularly has
ads in Goldmine under the name "H. Hits". Those of you who are interested in
getting this rare piece of DT history can contact him at RockAltrDJ@aol.com
I myself do *not* know him personally and took the risk in sending him a check
for $20 - needless to say, a week and a half later, my copy of SS arrived in
the mail, so he is *not* a rip off artist.
One last thing - he does *not* have any copies of the Afterlife promo - I
already asked him, so don't bother asking! :) Anyway, just thought I'd share
that info with you all. Again, you want to contact RockAltrDJ@aol.com - don't
contact me! I'm a satisfied customer and nothing more - nuff said.
Scott Hansen
curth@execpc.com
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 19:38:15 -0500
From: DreamNDay@aol.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Only one post this time? No way! (Actually DTC!)
Message-ID: <960317193814_248436248@emout05.mail.aol.com>
Ok, all you AOL jammers (110 at last check!), it's time to actually put our
waste of money on AOHell to good use. I liked the idea of trying to get DT
played on eMpTyV. But, I haven't seen Yack on since the summer (then again, I
don't watch much eMpTyV because I don't have it here in ARKVILLE!). Does
anyone know when the yack is usually televised? I would like the names of
anyone who is interested in trying to do this (George? Rob? Koba? AIR
DANCE?). Of course, the chances of more than a couple of us getting in is
small, but it doesn't hurt to try. Please e-mail me privately and I will make
a list.
Brian, The Damn Tye-Dyer Maker's Eve!
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 19:43:18 -0500 (EST)
From: Partha Mukhopadhyay <ahtrap@umich.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Empires Faded
Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.960317193158.15351E-100000@tempest.rs.itd.umich.edu>
about BMG and Empire....as of last September (when my cassette finally
gave out), BMG did not carry Empire (so I quit the club)....
James Bako: way the hell back when, you mentioned the new arena in
Montreal, and called it the "Molson Center".....GET IT STRAIGHT! It is
the "Molson CENTRE" (or have i been watching Hockey Night in Canada too
long?)
Just recovering from the influenza....this came to me in the haze of a
103.8 degree fever.....
(To the tune of Innocence faded, the "Until the circle breaks" part
Until the Fever breaks
and wellness lies ahead
the faithful live abed
covers drawn up to their necks
there was a bit more, but I can't remember it right now....i might have
wrote it down (but for your sake, i'm hoping i didn't)
partha mukhopadhyay
p.s.: new favorite part of the Birch Hill tape: the guy trying to explain
the "Please don't go" story as ACoS begins " 'Why'd they take it out?
Why'd they take it out' "
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 19:07:42 -0600 (CST)
From: The One Who Helps to Set the Sun <polzin@coewl.cen.uiuc.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: I found the Status Seeker promo CD!!!
Message-ID: <Pine.HPP.3.91.960317190715.2775A-100000@eehpx7.cen.uiuc.edu>
I just got my promo today. Looks good. It's still sealed and
everything. How rare are these?
Ed
[31mWWW: http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~polzin/
[34mDT: http://isr0939.urh.uiuc.edu/dt/dt.htm
[35mBOOTLEGS: http://isr0939.urh.uiuc.edu/boots.htm
[35m------------------------------------------
[37mYou walk into a room to find only a
[37m dead man, shot through the head, a
[37m table, and fifty-three bicycles on
[37m the floor. What happened?
[35m------------------------------------------
[35m- finger polzin@students.uiuc.edu -
[35m- for the answer -
[35m------------------------------------------
[37m
[0m
On Sun, 17 Mar 1996 curth@execpc.com wrote:
> Hi everyone!
>
> I just wanted to let you know that while reading through the posts on
> alt.music.dt a couple weeks ago, I came across a post where some guy was
> offering Status Seeker promo CD singles - yes this *is* the remix!!! These
> promos are *very* difficult to come by, but this guy had a bunch of them.
>
> At any rate, he was selling them for $20 a piece which I thought was too good
> to be true, so I emailed him to see what I could find out. Turns out that he
> is involved in radio (and therefore wants to remain anonymous) and that he
> came across a box of the SS CDs (I think through a friend). Nonetheless, he
> has been in this business for a long time (15 years I think) and regularly has
> ads in Goldmine under the name "H. Hits". Those of you who are interested in
> getting this rare piece of DT history can contact him at RockAltrDJ@aol.com
> I myself do *not* know him personally and took the risk in sending him a check
> for $20 - needless to say, a week and a half later, my copy of SS arrived in
> the mail, so he is *not* a rip off artist.
>
> One last thing - he does *not* have any copies of the Afterlife promo - I
> already asked him, so don't bother asking! :) Anyway, just thought I'd share
> that info with you all. Again, you want to contact RockAltrDJ@aol.com - don't
> contact me! I'm a satisfied customer and nothing more - nuff said.
>
> Scott Hansen
> curth@execpc.com
>
>
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 96 17:27:18 PST
From: zack@lsil.com (Zack Gemmill)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: WDADU...
Message-ID: <9603180127.AA13528@tengs1>
> Subject: Wuh-Dah-Du
>
> Wasn't WDADU supposed to be re-released already? according to "The Wall" it
> is still out of print. I already have it, but I think a couple of friends
> were looking for it.
>
> Brian, The Damn Tye-Dyer Maker's Eve!
I saw non-import copies at the local CD store at least a month ago.
> Apology accepted, Captain Needa, uh, I mean, Matt. No hard feelings here
> either.
Cool! I love the Star Wars references that have been popping into the
'jam lately.
Zach
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 21:33:37 -0500
From: augie@unix.asb.com (Heath)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Why DT can never get a lot of radio play.
Message-ID: <v02130501ad7279690daa@[165.254.128.62]>
As I was getting up today, I was listening to the radio. My local radio
station always play 5 songs in a row and then goes to commercial. Anyway,
as I was opening my eyes they were starting a new set. I got out of bed
about 15 minutes later. But to my surprise the 5th song was already ending
and they were already going to commercial. At that moment it occured to me
that Dream Theater would never get any air play anywhere because radio
stations don't care about music that much. All they really care about is
money. How else do they get money without commercials?? The 2-3 minute
alternacrap songs are a perfect formula for them becuase they know that
they can keep most of the general public happy with their 5 songs and get
away with more commercial revenue. I truely believe that Dream Theater
will never get that much air play unless they actually (please don't kill
me for this) sell out a little. They would need the shorter length type of
songs. Not in a million years would I want that to happen and I don't
think DT would do anything like that anyway. But I do find it a shame that
radio and MTV alike both most likely use that formula on what they play or
not.
OK...I just had to get that off my chest and I wasn't in the mood to talk
about this on IRC tonight and just had to post in general. I'll speak to
you guys later and see you on IRC.
Heath Augustover
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 22:31:47 -0500 (EST)
From: "Jill M. Lentchner" <jmlentch@mailbox.syr.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: I'm back:(
Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.960317222433.5113A-100000@forbin.syr.edu>
Well guys, spring break is over here in Syracuse but something happened
on it that I need your help about. On the bus on the way home last
Friday I ended up sitting next to another DT fan. We started talking and
found this. He is a student at Lafyette and told me he had a friend who
was on the jam. Unfortunately we didn't exchange names though and he
wanted me to contact this guy. So....if you are a Lafyette student who
is friends with a six foot Spanish guy with a tongue ring and a long afro
who plays drums and sings please email me. Thanks.
BTW, in light of the dancing turtle, has any ever heard "I was
blinded by a pair of dice" in ACos? Just wondering:)
Ytse-Quazel = Ben Schmirt
Jill
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Date: Sat, 16 Mar 1996 23:53:53 EST
From: FNGX01A@prodigy.com (MR JOHN CAHILLJR)
To: Ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: We're back
Message-ID: <096.03787841.FNGX01A@prodigy.com>
What's up jammers? Me and the Mojoman just got back from Cancun,
Mexico. Whoa what a blast. Only problem was Dream Theater withdrawl.
We had to share his walkman all week and went through several sets of
batteries. While I was down there I had on my " AWAKE " shirt and one
of the natives asked what was Dream Theater was. I sat him down and
explained to him that they were the best band out there. He actually
was interested. Who knows,maybe I found another convert.
Oh yeah I got engaged while I was down there to the most
spectacular woman in the world so everyone else keep your hands off.
She goes to Georgetown law so if you see her say this to her
" SENOR CAHILL, DONDE ESTA TU CLOTHING " and she'll know your a
friend of Gandalfs
Elen sila lumenn omentilmo, Gandalf
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Date: Sun, 17 Mar 1996 17:14:18 -0700 (MST)
From: Michael Bahr <durnik@indirect.com>
To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com
Cc: metropolis@anthor.arastar.com
Subject: Hi everyone! CD INFO!
Message-ID: <199603180014.RAA11285@bud.indirect.com>
Hi everyone!
I am CCing this to Metropolis AND Ytsejam because it contains
pertinent info about the Limited Edition CDs that I think most will want
to know. I'll try to keep additional chatter to a minimum here.
Latest word on Antiquities is: FIVE MORE DAYS! Yup, the printing
shop will be 2-day freighting the discs to me between 3/20 and 3/22. I
will begin shipments immediately upon receiving them. For those not yet
familiar with my manufacturing process, I create the CDs myself locally,
at the CD plant using a rented optics press. Then I send them to a
printing plant to be painted, then the liners printed, then the
jewelcases assembled completely, and sent back to me. Hence the delay.
WDATU! The second half of the WDATU CDs should be here by month's
end. They were delayed (very much to my irritation) by the printing
folks, I should have had them a month ago. This covers #501-1000. I am
particularly sorry for this because I had intended to deliver
special-request CD numbers on time with the order, and not this much
later, as it's turning out.
Scenes From A Memory! Is being made now. Look for it in late
April or early May. Critical Mass is the next thing in the barrel, so to
speak. I'll be accepting orders for it when I'm ready to begin making it.
A NEW CD UPDATE is due tomorrow, probably. I'll make sure it's
spammed all over the place so nobody misses it. :) It should have the
Scenes number list in it.
MAIL! I came back from Spring Break friday to find my mailbox had
190+ messages in it... I'm working on that now. If you don't hear from me
for a few days yet, don't panic; I fully intend to reply ASAP. :)
Anyone who is interested in obtaining the Internet-only Limited
Edition CDs, feel free to e-mail me at any time or check the Lifting
Shadows web page. There is a correction I must make to some of the web
pages.. a few are listing all the CDs as available. Subconscious,
Acoustic Dreams, and Cygnus are most definitively SOLD OUT. I'm literally
out of them except my own personal copies. Jim Colberg sent me a version
of his Subconscious re-issue, and I'm happy with it. I think it may
become a collector's item itself eventually. :)
Take care everyone! And drink hard liqueurs such as Vodka,
Golschlager, Jagermeister, and Baileys in favor of beer or Cognac/JD.
You'll have less painful and fewer hangovers. I speak from experience. :)
MTFBWY! Mike Bahr, durnik@indirect.com/mikebahr@dreamt.org
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Date: Sat, 16 Mar 1996 21:33:06 +0530
From: shyamala30.raperjee@netaccess.net1.ub.ac.in (Shyamala Raperjee)
To: shyamala30.raperjee@netaccess.net1.ub.ac.in
Subject: ===>> *Fantastic* FREE offer I discovered on the 'net
Message-ID: <v01530525ad705c87366e@[206.163.122.106]>
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buy magazines and then toss them after reading them for just a few minutes
or hours. They are so cheap in the USA! Well, this company would like to
make it the same way for their overseas members. They are also cheaper
than all their competitors in the USA and overseas, including the
publishers themselves! This is their price guarantee. Around one-half
their business comes from overseas, so they are very patient with new
members who only speak limited English as a 2nd language.
Their prices are so cheap because they deal direct with each publisher and
cut-out all the middlemen.
They will send you their DELUXE EMAIL CATALOGUE (around 525K-big and
juicey) !)...if you completely fill out the form above. It has lists of
all the freebies, lists of all the titles they sell, titles broken down by
categories and detailed descriptions on nearly 1,200 of the titles that
they sell.
Please do not email me as I am just a happy customer and a *busy* student.
I don't have time to even complete my thesis in time, let alone run my
part-time software business! Please fill out the above form and carefully
follow the intructions above to get it to them via fax or smail.
They guarantee to beat all their competitors' prices. Sometimes they are
less than half of the next best deal I have been able to find and other
times, just a little cheaper - but I have never found a lower rate yet.
They assured me that if I ever do, they will beat it.
They have been very helpful and helped me with all my address changes as I
haved moved from one country to another.
They have a deal where you can get a free 1 yr. sub to a new magazine from
a special list of over 295 popular titles published in the USA. They will
give you this free 1 yr. sub when you place your first paid order with them
to a renewal or new subscription to any of the over 1,500 different popular
USA titles they sell.
They can arrange delivery to virtually any country and I think they have
clients in around 45 or 46 countries now. Outside the USA there is a
charge for FPH (foreign postage and handling) (on both paid and freebie
subs) that varies from magazine to magazine. I have found their staff to
be very friendly and courteous. They even helped me with an address change
when I moved from one country to another.
The owner thinks of his service as a "club" and his clients as "members"
(even though there is no extra fee to become a member - your first purchase
automatically makes you a member) and he is real picky about who he accepts
as a new member. When he sets you up as a new member, he himself calls
you personally on the phone to explain how he works his deal, or sometimes
he has one of his assistants call. He is kind of quirky sometimes - he
insists on setting up new members by phone so he can say hi to everyone (I
sure wouldn't want to have his phone bills!), but you can place future
orders (after your first order) via E-mail.
He has some really friendly young ladies working for him, who seem to know
just as much as he does about this magazine stuff. If you live overseas,
he will even call you there, as long as you are interested, but I think he
still makes all his overseas calls on the weekends, I guess cause the long
distance rates are cheaper then.
He only likes to take new members from referrals from satisfied existing
members and he does virtually no advertising. When I got set-up, they had
a 2-3 week waiting list for new members to be called back so that they
could join up. (Once you are an existing member, they help you immediately
when you call. ) I think they are able to get back to prospective new
members the same day or within a few days now, as they have increased
their staff. I am not sure about this.........but if you email the above
form to them, that is the way to get started!
They will send you their DELUXE EMAIL CATALOGUE (around 525K-big and
juicey) !)...if you completely fill out the form above. It has lists of
all the freebies, lists of all the titles they sell, titles broken down by
categories and detailed descriptions on nearly 1,200 of the titles that
they sell.
They then send you email that outlines how his club works and the list of
free choices that you can choose from, as well as the entire list of what
he sells; and then they will give you a quick (3-5 minute) friendly,
no-pressure no-obligation call to explain everything to you personally and
answer all your questions.
Once you get in, you'll love them. I do.
Sincerely,
Shyamala Raperjee
ps. please forward a copy of this message to all your friends on the net
who you think might be interested in it! It is a great deal! If you join
and then they join after you, you will earn a free 1 yr. subscription for
each new person you get to join after you join! If you exceed 25
referrals, they let you use them to give away as gifts, for Christmas,
Chanukah or any other occasion. Please be kind enough to mention my name
when you join. I will then get a free magazine for a year for referring
you.
Thank you.
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