YTSEJAM digest 1520

From: ytsejam@ax.com
Date: Sun May 05 1996 - 03:14:31 EDT

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                                YTSEJAM Digest 1520

    Today's Topics:

      1) Mail Item Format Warning
     by "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 05/04/96 - 21:25:41" <response@ibmmail.com>
      2) Thoughts on a DT/Rush tour
     by The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
      3) re: to Dr X's response to my post
     by curth@execpc.com
      4) RE: VH on Twister soundtrack
     by "Death, Delirium, Desire, Despair, Destiny, Destruction, and Dream"
      5) DT opening for Rush
     by FNGX01A@prodigy.com (MR JOHN CAHILLJR)
      6) I have a guess...
     by Charles D Harrison <cdh191@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
      7) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1519
     by BODINC23@VAXA.CIS.UWOSH.EDU
      8) asdf (WWW generated email)
     by Hugues Le Bastard <100530.1302@compuserve.com>
      9) slop
     by ripzero@ix.netcom.com (RipZero )
     10) WDADU
     by Charles D Harrison <cdh191@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
     11) Tempest
     by jgreene@acs.bu.edu
     12) Re: EOJ for da Doctor
     by Ed Reed <ereed@comp.uark.edu>
     13) subscribe ytsejam
     by ANKUR <ankeux@commnet.it>
     14) ETHYL MERTZ SHOW ON MAY 10th, 1996!
     by "MojoMan" <Mojonet@pb.net>
     15) help
     by mauricio.guerchmann@londrina.win.net (Mauricio Guerchmann)
     16) The Great American Survey (G.A.S.)
     by "Steven C. Young" <syoung@primenet.com>
     17) CRaZy Complimentary Offer........
     by Jeanchev@aol.com

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    Date: Sat, 04 May 1996 16:24:15 EDT
    From: "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 05/04/96 - 21:25:41" <response@ibmmail.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Mail Item Format Warning
    Message-ID: <199605042023.NAA19529@mindcrime.ax.com>

    The mail item that you sent at 20:24:10 GMT on 04 May 1996 has been delivered.

    However, it has been necessary to convert this item into a
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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 18:08:31 -0400 (EDT)
    From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@cs.uvm.edu>
    To: Ytse Jam <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: Thoughts on a DT/Rush tour
    Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9605041749.B2574-0100000@griffin.emba.uvm.edu>

    I've been thinking about this one, and something occured to me. If DT
    toured with Rush, it would be good for everybody. Here's why:

    As far as I can tell, Rush never uses the same band for a whole tour.
    They use different bands for different legs. And since DT is a NY-area
    band, they'd probably open on the East Coast (whick works out ultra-well
    for me. :) One leg of a Rush tour is not a whole tour, so DT would
    probably do a club tour in addition to opening for Rush. So, not only
    would DT get some big-time exposure, but we would probably also get a
    chance to see them in the intimate settings to which we have grown
    accustomed.

    The only downside, as far as I can tell, would be that if by some extreme
    stroke of luck I got a backstage pass to a DT/Rush show, my body would
    probably involuntarily shut down from over-excitement, but man! What a
    way to go! Then there's the question of do I wear a DT hat and a Rush
    shirt, or a Rush hat and a DT shirt?

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 17:28:34 -0500 (CDT)
    From: curth@execpc.com
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: re: to Dr X's response to my post
    Message-ID: <199605042228.RAA23214@earth.execpc.com>

    >> This is the most likely scenario, but the one thing I don't like is that
    the
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    >> songs will be spread out over several CDs as opposed to just being on one
    CD
    >> which brings me to an idea (actually a couple) I don't recall reading...
    >
    >This is probably what will end up happening... or the tracks may just
    >get held back for the next CD... or they may just not release them at all.

    Which is why I mentioned the above. ;)

    >> 3a) Have the Japanese release...
    >This is a pretty shitty idea... not saying it won't happen, but IMO it
    >really pisses me off when bands do things like this. Anyone know what's up
    >with that crap anyhow?

    If I recall correctly, I remember someone actually stating that it is cheaper
    for the Japanese to buy American *imports* of a CD than to buy the Japanese
    *domestic* version - to combat this (and give the Japanese incentive to buy
    the Japanese version) they add extra tracks, packaging, etc. The one benefit
    to this is that the Japanese double CD could remain a standard issue, where as
    the CD single scenario, as well as the other scenarios I brought up would all
    be for a limited time.

    >> 3b) Have EastWest make a limited series pressing of the new one featuring a
    >> bonus CD, similar to the limited edition version of Soundgarden's...
    >Once again, I don't like this idea... what's wrong with making the music
    >available to all of your fans? If some limited CD thing comes out, lots
    >of fans are not even going to know about it, and some of those who do
    >find out about it may not have any luck tracking down one of the precious
    >limited edition discs.

    I 'spose you have a point there, but I guess the same would apply to people
    getting their hands on the CD singles which although available in some stores
    (I'm guessing) are out-of-print. How many times have you seen posts of people
    asking for help in finding the Lie and/or Silent Man singles, simply because
    they are imports, are rare and (again I'm guessing) are out-of-print. I think
    the above scenario really isn't any different.

    >> 3c) EastWest could release a limited edition CD containing the extra tracks
    >> through some form or other - perhaps through the 'Net, since we 'Jammers
    are
    >> probably some of the biggest fans DT has or through some sort of voucher
    that
    >> could be found only within the first pressing of the new CD.
    >Nope... another bad idea (from my perspective). I'm sure there are
    >plenty of Dream Theater fans out there without net access...

    Okay, but what about having a voucher in the jacket offering the second disc -
    then anyone who buys the new one will know about the second CD?

    >> So those are my ideas - take 'em or leave 'em, but I'd like some feedback,
    >> whatever it maybe (except for flames of course).
    >Well, I'm not flaming you for your ideas... mostly because they are
    >possible scenarios rather than ideas, or at least that's how I interpret
    >them.

    Hey, no problem - after all I did ask for opinions, and that's what I got. ;)

    Scott Hansen
    curth@execpc.com

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    Date: Sat, 04 May 1996 18:59:24 EDT
    From: "Death, Delirium, Desire, Despair, Destiny, Destruction, and Dream"
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: RE: VH on Twister soundtrack
    Message-ID: <009A1D74.4623BC80.59@bigvax.alfred.edu>

    yes, Van Halen has done a new song for the Twister soundtrack. I saw the
    video for it earlier this week....nice! Eddie's growing his hair long again,
    I think. at least longer then it was!
    oh, and the song is called "Human's Being"...and it rocks!
    me

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 19:28:22, -0500
    From: FNGX01A@prodigy.com (MR JOHN CAHILLJR)
    To: Ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: DT opening for Rush
    Message-ID: <199605042328.TAA14686@mime2.prodigy.com>

          Hi Kids!!!

        I saw DT open for Iron Maiden in 92 at the Ritz in NYC. The show
    rocked because IM was at the start of their tour. Bruce's voice was
    amazing. The only problem was that DT played for only 45 minutes and
    at the start of the show most of the people could have given a shit
    less whether or not DT played or not. Once they got going most people
    were into it though. Steve Harris was watching from the side balcony
    and his eyes never left John M's fingers. Nicko was on a local Metal
    radio show the night before the show and he heard PMU for the first
    time. He said that after hearing it he could not wait to play with
    them the next night.
         The set list was this. Pull me under, Under a glass moon,
    Learning to live, Metropolis, and A fortune in lies. That was all
    they had time for. While they did rock the house, it was too short.
         I would be torn to see DT open for Rush, I'd love and hate it.
    DT would be great, and any Rush show is great, but I need more than
    45 minutes of DT. So let's keep with them playing headlining shows.

              Elen sila lumenn omentilmo, Gandalf

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 18:47:19 -0500 (CDT)
    From: Charles D Harrison <cdh191@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
    To: Dream Theater Listserve <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: I have a guess...
    Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9605032027.A27871-0100000@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>

    I reckon I know what Mike Bahr was talking about (his little secret). I
    bet he means Charlie D. is going to show up at one of DT's shows to try and
    get reunion exposure...and DT is going to kick the shit outta the old
    bum!!!! The above is all IMHO! Flame away!

    Charlie H.
    (The Ytse-Rook)

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    Date: Sat, 04 May 1996 19:11:53 -0500 (CDT)
    From: BODINC23@VAXA.CIS.UWOSH.EDU
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1519
    Message-ID: <01I4BGTNBTQQ0020HQ@VAXA.CIS.UWOSH.EDU>

    >
    >----------------------------------------------------------------------
    >What if we play that 'hot/cold'-thing...
    >
    >/me says : Do we get a double cd ?
    >Bahr> Getting hot...
    >/me says : Do we get a double cd with Metropolis - part III ?
    >Bahr> Getting hotter...

    This MAY be a stupid question, but what was Metropolis - Part II?

           
    Charles A. Bodinger
    UW Oshkosh APICS Student Member Of The Year
    Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete to save
    Bitnet - bodinc23@oshkoshw
    Internet - bodinc23@vaxa.cis.uwosh.edu

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 21:44:12 -0400
    From: Hugues Le Bastard <100530.1302@compuserve.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: asdf (WWW generated email)
    Message-ID: <199605050144.VAA13570@nermal.catt.ncsu.edu>

    Hugues Le Bastard
    10-12 rue de la Muette
    78600 Maisons-Laffitte
    FRANCE

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 19:43:15 -0700
    From: ripzero@ix.netcom.com (RipZero )
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: slop
    Message-ID: <199605050243.TAA28045@dfw-ix9.ix.netcom.com>

    i just ran into a guy in a chat room on my friends prodigy accound
    called sloppy 69... people always talk about sloppyjoe69... could
    there be a link? hmm....
        ~Rip
    oh yeah, who the hell WAS sloppyjoe 69?

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 21:50:42 -0500 (CDT)
    From: Charles D Harrison <cdh191@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
    To: Dream Theater Listserve <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: WDADU
    Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9605041824.A3668-0100000@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>

    I just got WDADU yesterday and it kinda rocks so far. IMHO it is the
    easiest outta the commercial releases to get into, but LaBrie could
    DESTROY C.D. IMHO the production sounds like a demo tape and CD sounds
    like the lead singer from Accept or something. It's so funny how they
    were so glam back then! Thanks to all that recommended WDADU to me, I
    like it!

    Charlie
    (The Ytse-Rook)

    P.S. A friend of mine that lives down my hall lives in Northport, LI,
    and she says she knows JP because she lives near him. Can you believe
    it? YKYADTF if you start talking to an unattractive girl about marriage
    just because she lives near a guitar-god. =)

    P.P.S. Random question: Who do you jammers like better: Myung or Les
    Claypool? Just curious ;-)!

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 23:02:40 -0400
    From: jgreene@acs.bu.edu
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Tempest
    Message-ID: <199605050302.XAA02761@acs5.bu.edu>

    Does anyone know about this band? They are put out by Magna Carta,
    and had an album released by One Way Records - the label that redistributed
    WDADU.

    Jes curious is all...

    jeffrey g

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 22:28:59 -0500 (CDT)
    From: Ed Reed <ereed@comp.uark.edu>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: EOJ for da Doctor
    Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.960504222509.1122A-100000@comp.uark.edu>

    > DrX
    >
    > /------e-------m---------i--------------------------------r---------------\
    > | You've come to see the doctor, cause I'll show you the cure. |
    > | I'm gonna take away the questions, yeah I'm gonna make you sure. |
    > I========Queensryche - Operation: Mindcrime===============c======d========I
    > | | ereed@comp.uark.edu |
    > | I'm the new messiah, Death Angel with a gun. | drx@reich.uark.edu |
    > | Dangerous in my silence, deadly to my cause. | ehr@engr.uark.edu |
    > \-----n------------------------------------------i---------------m--------/
    >
    > ------------------------------
    >
    > End of YTSEJAM Digest 1519
    > **************************
    >

    Woo-hoo! Got my first end-of-jam! Chalk up an EOJ on the box scores for
    DrX... :)

    Wonder if it had anything to do with the recent change in my subliminal
    .sig message, or if it was just time that I snag one? Who knows... I
    think that since I am writing this message in celebration, that *this*
    message is destined for an EOJ too, isn't that how it works? :)
    Probably not, but I can cross my fingers and hope, can't I? *hehe*

    DrX

    /-----e----------m----i----------------------------r-----------c----------\
    | You've come to see the doctor, cause I'll show you the cure. |
    | I'm gonna take away the questions, yeah I'm gonna make you sure. |
    I===d====Queensryche - Operation: Mindcrime================n==============I
    | | ereed@comp.uark.edu |
    | I'm the new messiah, Death Angel with a gun. | drx@reich.uark.edu |
    | Dangerous in my silence, deadly to my cause. | ehr@engr.uark.edu |
    \-------------------------------------------i---------------m-------------/

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 96 16:16 GMT
    From: ANKUR <ankeux@commnet.it>
    To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com
    Subject: subscribe ytsejam
    Message-ID: <m0uFk0M-0009rUC@systemy.systemy.it>

    hallo, I wanna subscribe !
    tnx
    ankeux@commnet.it

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    Date: Sun, 5 May 1996 01:13:23 -0400
    From: "MojoMan" <Mojonet@pb.net>
    To: "ytsejam@ax.com" <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: ETHYL MERTZ SHOW ON MAY 10th, 1996!
    Message-ID: <199605050514.WAA01783@mindcrime.ax.com>

    OK....Frustration has set in...

           Has anyone decided on going to see Ethyl Mertz next week????

         I wanna try and get us all together before the show?????

    If you want to get together....Email me... (mojonet@pb.net,
    MojoMan@dreamt.org)

    MojoMan

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    Date: Sat, 04 May 1996 23:20:00 (GMT)
    From: mauricio.guerchmann@londrina.win.net (Mauricio Guerchmann)
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: help
    Message-ID: <33190228@londrina.win.net>

    I ahve a member of my BBS wich I want to unsubscribed of YTSEJAM list.

    How to do this?

    Thanks in advance,

    Mauricio Guerchmann
    Sysop - Londrina ON-LINE BBS
    visit our page: http://www.win.net/~londrina
                                                        

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 23:56:04 -0700
    From: "Steven C. Young" <syoung@primenet.com>
    To: "'YtseJam Digest'" <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: The Great American Survey (G.A.S.)
    Message-ID: <01BB3A15.6DC87AC0@ip201.tus.primenet.com>

    Another copy of the G.A.S. - just to make sure everyone has a chance to
    participate.

    Item #1: Who do you prefer? Dane Sonnier or Wally Farkas? (Galactic
    Cowboys)
    My response/opinion: Farkas is to Sonnier what Vai was to Satriani - the
    student/understudy turned master. Farkas

    Item #2: Favorite Galactic Cowboys album: Galactic Cowboys, Space In Your
    Face, or Machine Fish?
    My response/opinion: GC made quite an improvement when they were dumped by
    Geffen - Geffen or not, Alan Doss did an excellent job producing Machine
    Fish, and I think it's, by far, the best sounding and best produced album.
    Granted, I'm not quite as familiar with the first two, but, from what I've
    heard of them (and they are great, also) Machine Fish takes it for me. MF

    Item #3: To those of you who caught Sepultura opening for Ozzy in recent
    months: Did you dig them? Or did they just SUCK?!?
    My response/OPINION!!!: I have never suffered like that through the
    duration of an opening band's show...and I've seen Trixter. It was almost
    painful - heck, ditch the 'almost' - it was downright painful! And, I
    wasn't the only one. About halfway through their set, the audience
    (Phoenix-April 13th) started chanting "Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy!" I've NEVER heard
    that before.
    ("Bloody 'orrible!" - Eric Idle, Monty Python). SUCKED!

    Item #4: Being a drummer, this one is of particular interest to me - and to
    a lot of you, judging by past Jams: Portnoy's drum sound - which do you
    prefer? WDADU, IAW, Awake, or ACOS?
    My response/opinion: For myself, I would choose the ACOS sound. For DT,
    however, I think the sound utilized in the recording of IAW best fits DT's
    music. But, who am I to criticize arguably the world's greatest drummer?
    IAW

    Item #5: Finally, who is your favorite? Portnoy or Peart?
    My response/opinion: I tend to prefer Portnoy, but maybe that's because I
    prefer DT over Rush, but not by a whole lot. I would love to see those guys
    engage in a drum duel, if they tour together - that would almost be too
    much for any drummer to stand.

    I'd also like for those interested to send me a list of their 10 favorite
    bands (go ahead and include DT, but, I think we all know who will come out
    on top).
    My response/opinion: (In no particular order) DT, King's X, Van Halen,
    Rush, GC, Queensryche, Extreme, Saigon Kick, Mr. Big, and Yes.

    Send entries to: syoung@primenet.com with 'Re: Survey' in the Subject.
    I'll be accepting entries until May 31, at 11:59 pm. Then, I'll tally the
    votes and try to post the results on June 1 (my wife's birthday).

    Thanks for your participation and refrain from flaming - wow, say THAT ten
    times fast.

    "Kind hands wrapped around my neck
    Sharp teeth biting in my back
    Cold eyes burning laser beams
    Oh, God! Relieve me of this STRESS!"
    --- Monty Colvin (Galactic Cowboys)

    Steve from Tucson
    syoung@primenet.com

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    Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 15:38:39 -0400
    From: Jeanchev@aol.com
    Subject: CRaZy Complimentary Offer........
    Message-ID: <960504153837_287143638@emout12.mail.aol.com>

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    subscription club in the USA that has a FREE 1 yr. magazine subscription deal
    with your first paid order- and I have been very pleased with them. They
    have over 1,500 different USA titles that they can ship to any country on a
    subscription basis. As for computer magazines from the USA, they more of a
    selection than I ever knew even existed. They have magazines for most every
    area of interest in their list of 1,500 titles.

    Within the USA, for their USA members, they are cheaper than all their
    competitors and even the publishers themselves. This is their price
    guarantee.

    Overseas, on the average, they are generally around one-fourth to one-half of
    what the newsstands overseas charge locally for USA magazines. On some
    titles they are as little as one-tenth of what the newsstands charge. They
    feel that mgazines should not be a luxury overseas. In the USA, people buy
    magazines and then toss them after reading them for just a few minutes or
    hours. They are so cheap in the USA! Well, this company would like to make
    it the same way for their overseas members. They are also cheaper than all
    their competitors in the USA and overseas, including the publishers
    themselves! This is their price guarantee. Around one-half their business
    comes from overseas, so they are very patient with new members who only speak
    limited English as a 2nd language.

    Their prices are so cheap because they deal direct with each publisher and
    cut-out all the middlemen.

    They will send you their DELUXE EMAIL CATALOGUE (around 525K-big and juicey)
    !)...if you completely fill out the form above. It has lists of all the
    freebies, lists of all the titles they sell, titles broken down by categories
    and detailed descriptions on nearly 1,200 of the titles that they sell.

    Please do not email me as I am just a happy customer and a *busy* student. I
    don't have time to even complete my thesis in time, let alone run my
    part-time software business! Please fill out the above form and carefully
    follow the intructions above to get it to them via fax or smail.

    They guarantee to beat all their competitors' prices. Sometimes they are less
    than half of the next best deal I have been able to find and other times,
    just a little cheaper - but I have never found a lower rate yet. They
    assured me that if I ever do, they will beat it.

    They have been very helpful and helped me with all my address changes as I
    haved moved from one country to another.

    They have a deal where you can get a free 1 yr. sub to a new magazine from a
    special list of over 270 popular titles published in the USA. They will
    give you this free 1 yr. sub when you place your first paid order with them
    to a renewal or new subscription to any of the over 1,500 different popular
    USA titles they sell.

    They can arrange delivery to virtually any country and I think they have
    clients in around 45 or 46 countries now. Outside the USA there is a charge
    for FPH (foreign postage and handling) (on both paid and freebie subs) that
    varies from magazine to magazine. I have found their staff to be very
    friendly and courteous. They even helped me with an address change when I
    moved from one country to another.
     
    The owner thinks of his service as a "club" and his clients as "members"
    (even though there is no extra fee to become a member - your first purchase
    automatically makes you a member) and he is real picky about who he accepts
    as a new member. When he sets you up as a new member, he himself calls you
    personally on the phone to explain how he works his deal, or sometimes he has
    one of his assistants call. He is kind of quirky sometimes - he insists on
    setting up new members by phone so he can say hi to everyone (I sure wouldn't
    want to have his phone bills!), but you can place future orders (after your
    first order) via E-mail.

    He has some really friendly young ladies working for him, who seem to know
    just as much as he does about this magazine stuff. If you live overseas, he
    will even call you there, as long as you are interested, but I think he still
    makes all his overseas calls on the weekends, I guess cause the long distance
    rates are cheaper then.

    He only likes to take new members from referrals from satisfied existing
    members and he does virtually no advertising. When I got set-up, they had a
    2-3 week waiting list for new members to be called back so that they could
    join up. (Once you are an existing member, they help you immediately when you
    call. ) I think they are able to get back to prospective new members the
    same day or within a few days now, as they have increased their staff. I am
    not sure about this.........but if you email the above form to them, that is
    the way to get started!

    They will send you their DELUXE EMAIL CATALOGUE (around 525K-big and juicey)
    !)...if you completely fill out the form above. It has lists of all the
    freebies, lists of all the titles they sell, titles broken down by categories
    and detailed descriptions on nearly 1,200 of the titles that they sell.

    They then send you email that outlines how his club works and the list of
    free choices that you can choose from, as well as the entire list of what he
    sells; and then they will give you a quick (3-5 minute) friendly,
    no-pressure no-obligation call to explain everything to you personally and
    answer all your questions.

    Once you get in, you'll love them. I do.

    Sincerely,

    Jean Chevalier

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