YTSEJAM Digest 1553
Today's Topics:
1) Prog rock magazines
by "Ryan Eschauzier '97" <rdesc@conncoll.edu>
2) Mail Item Format Warning
by "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 05/15/96 - 23:46:13" <response@ibmmail.com>
3) Silly Shit
by buster <buster@ee.net>
4) Scorpions/Alice Cooper (Derek S.?) Fresno concert date
by Randall Braun <RBraun@tlr.ameridata.com>
5) Kim Mitchell (from a Canadian Jammer)
by "M. Stalker (Lugie on IRC)" <mstalker@kimberlite.wwonline.com>
6) Watcha?
by Alan Estrada Adler <al766074@academ01.mty.itesm.mx>
7) Death
by nishiki@juno.com (Aaron K Silverman)
8) DT Wedding.
by Ben Laussade <laussade@enet.net>
9) The truth
by Mithrandir <mithrandir@pb.net>
10) CD's online
by Randall Braun <RBraun@tlr.ameridata.com>
11) HELLO MR. PETRUCCI, I'M A BIG FAN!!!
by zack@lsil.com (Zack Gemmill)
12) Re: James' new replacement?
by rquezada@shell.monmouth.com (Robert Quezada)
13) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1552
by Dave Fernquist <103362.445@CompuServe.COM>
14) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1552
by ernie@mail.pananet.com (Ernesto Schnack)
15) Re: G.A.S. - We're halfway home!!!
by "Steven C. Young" <syoung@primenet.com>
16)
by
17) Miasmic Memories
by Gilbert Thetgyi <102346.2730@CompuServe.COM>
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 18:42:51 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Ryan Eschauzier '97" <rdesc@conncoll.edu>
To: RESPONSE at IBMAIL <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Prog rock magazines
Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9605151800.C27746-0100000@dsys.cc.conncoll.edu>
Are there any good prog rock magazines out there that don't just come out
4 times a year? My subscription to Rolling Stone (ugh!) just ran out,
which I couldn't be happier about, and I would like to get something
decent, can anyone help me out?
Ryan
Y A N D E R S O N B R U F O R D W A K E M A N H O W E S Q U I R E Y
Grecian galleons, The Sack of Troy, to the Gardens of Babylon
E A Play of millions roared along E
The gigantic dreams of Alexander the Great
S Civil wars where brothers fought and killed their friendship in hate S
R A B I N M O R A Z W H I T E K A Y E B A N K S D O W N E S H O R N
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rdesc@conncoll.edu Ryan Eschauzier '97 Connecticut College (860) 439-4085
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 18:44:45 EDT
From: "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 05/15/96 - 23:46:13" <response@ibmmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Mail Item Format Warning
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 18:55:22 -0400
From: buster <buster@ee.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Silly Shit
Message-ID: <319A60DA.7649@ee.net>
Just some silly shit:
1. I noticed people disproving the John Petrucci Ytsejam subcription with some
pretty technical stuff, but I wonder did anyone notice this simple giveaway?:
>jpetur@nylink.net
I seriously doubt JP would screw up his last name for a log in :)
2. I'm REAL late on this one, but wanted to throw in a couple of my "firsts"
a) First Album (vynyl) - KISS Destroyer - age 9 (my parents suspected illness)
b) Second Album (vynyl) - RUSH 2112 - age 11 (my parents were now convinced)
c) First Concert - The US FESTIVAL - 1983, San Bernadino CA (400,000 people and 3 days
of non stop rockin and partyin!)
Party on Jammers...
Dave
buster@ee.net
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Date: Wed, 15 May 96 18:17:00 PDT
From: Randall Braun <RBraun@tlr.ameridata.com>
To: "'Ytsejam'" <ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com>
Subject: Scorpions/Alice Cooper (Derek S.?) Fresno concert date
Message-ID: <319A83A7@mailgate.ameridata.com>
>Briefly, it was just announced yesterday that Alice Cooper would be
>opening for the Scorpions at a concert here in Fresno, CA in the near
>future.
To be more specific, it'll be on July 2, so I'd guess they'd be in
No-Cal/So-Cal around the same dates.
They'd better show; OZZY screwed us twice on his recent 'Retirement
(renamed, Ozzy) Sucks' tour, with last-minute cancellations; I heard he did
to other cities as well.
>>Who could forget a guy from Fresno?
Zach, is this good or bad? I know Fresno has a bad rap., but the bad stuff
usually stays within the lower-class minority communities (I'm not trying
to show prejudice, but this happens to be a FACT).
It least its not Bakersfield.
-Randall Braun
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 20:04:54 -0400
From: "M. Stalker (Lugie on IRC)" <mstalker@kimberlite.wwonline.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Kim Mitchell (from a Canadian Jammer)
Message-ID: <1.5.4.32.19960516000454.006c5948@wwonline.com>
On Tue, 14 May 1996 15:18:50 -0600 BILL HUSTON <HUSTON@IOMEGA.COM> said:
>This is for Canadian jammers:
> I was wondering what Kim Mitchell has been doing lately? He seems
>to be outlawed by the U.S. as I can't find very little at all
>available. I have some of his stuff but I'd like to get something
>newer (Rockland is the last I have). If any of you have any info or a
>way I can get some of his stuff I'd appreciate it. BTW I have the
>feeling that somehow he is integrated with DT via shared producers or
>something?
>Later,
>Wilmo
Well, I can tell you that his last release was a "best of" album that had
all the biggest singles plus a few live versions of things. His stuff is
readily availible here in Canada and I'm sure if you go down to your local
HMV they can special-order it for you. You might also be interested in his
last band "Max Webster" (in case you didn't already know about them).
Hope this helps,
Lugie.
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(Lugie or Booger on IRC)|feeling depressed and thinking about killing yourself
4ms28@qlink.queensu.ca |be smart and do the right thing -- take someone you
mstalker@wwonline.com |hate with you. --Peter Steele (of "Type O Negative")
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 19:07:52 -0600
From: Alan Estrada Adler <al766074@academ01.mty.itesm.mx>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Watcha?
Message-ID: <199605160107.TAA72932@academ07.mty.itesm.mx>
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>
>Why the Ytse Jam List does not post what I write...
>I have sent a few posts in the lasts days and I haven't saw any
>maybe they unsubscribed me and I did not know....
>What happened?
>I have'n recieved any issue either....
>
>I anyone has some good programs you can send them to me in uucode format,
>no prob...
>See Ya...
>
> at least somebody's cool as you
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> @ Alan Estrada Adler @
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> @ Don't Worry, Be Hippie! @
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Stay cool...
at least somebody's cool as you
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 18:38:38 PST
From: nishiki@juno.com (Aaron K Silverman)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Death
Message-ID: <19960515.191418.7911.1.nishiki@juno.com>
For you Chicago fans in there. . .
According to The Big Book of Death, Terry Kath shot himself trying to
prove that a gun was not loaded. Whether this is true, or he was
playing Russian Roulette, or it's all just foolishness, I cannot vouch
for sure.
Party on,
DJ Kuul A
PS Don't remember who wrote or published the book, but you can find it in the comics section of Tower Records or Borders, Barnes & Noble, etc.
WEIRD SHIT
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 18:27:39 -0700
From: Ben Laussade <laussade@enet.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: DT Wedding.
Message-ID: <199605160127.SAA19876@maple.enet.net>
>2.) Isn't "Surrounded" the most obvious answer to the wedding-song question?
*Mental image of bride's father tripping down the aisle to the 9/8 part* Ha!
I'd rather have Erotomania at my wedding. I know I'd enjoy coming
down the aisle doin' a lil' 5/4 funky fresh stuff. Woohoo! Or, use the
middle part of Metropolis if you want to see everybody that comes down the
aisle just give up and fall flat on their face. Hmm... /me envisions a
group of gymnasts running and tumbling down the aisle to the LtL intro.
>(Well, OK, it wasn't a tail, and it felt pretty good, so I left it
>there!)
>
TOO........MUCH......INFO!!!!
>D00d, you haven't lived until you've played Naked Co-ed Twister! Then
>again, I haven't either . . .
Naked Co-Ed CRISCO Twister.
>>First toothpaste: Aim, original blue mint. We! Make! Holes In Teeth!
>
>I don't mean to sound like a picky asshole here but, it was Crest gel
>that had the cavity creeps saying "We make holes in teeth!" What a
>great series of commercials they were though.
Oh man...if this starts a flame war.....
>Kurremkarmerruk
Hey. That's not a palindrome.
Race Cars and Snack Cans... Ere Elba as was I or some shit like that.
Crash into me.
The Proudest Mr. Cool you ever seen.
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 18:34:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: Mithrandir <mithrandir@pb.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: The truth
Message-ID: <199605160134.SAA20602@mindcrime.ax.com>
I spoke to the Mojoman and we cleared the air. Since we are great
friends the Digital Man was probably correct. At least he and I can have
intelligent discussions on music, unlike some who have flamed me for no
reason on the jam. At least Mojo had a reason to flame me, unlike the Wizard
of Oz character. Don't worry, I took care of him personally.
If anybody saw Fates Warning open for DT, could you post Fates set list
from the show if you remember, Thanks
Elen sila lumenn omentilmo, Mithrandir( For those who have
forgotten, it means A Star shines on the hour of our meeting)
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Date: Wed, 15 May 96 19:07:00 PDT
From: Randall Braun <RBraun@tlr.ameridata.com>
To: "'Ytsejam'" <ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com>
Subject: CD's online
Message-ID: <319A8DFF@mailgate.ameridata.com>
Sorry for the 2nd post,but...
I recently remember some Y'Jammer mentioning they had a difficult time
finding Shadow Gallery's 'Carved in Stone'
Well.. I've found it and Savatge's 'Dead Winter Dead', all of Extreme's, all
but the first two King'sX, the first two Galactic Cowboys & Atomic Opera,
Vovoid, Helloween et al. in the USED CD section of the main Wherehouse
Records..here in Fresno. What's weird, is that I couldn't find most of these
in the NEW CD's; whoever brought them in-Thanks.
You might try some of the online CD sources. I've gotten DT's WDADU and
LatM through them; I could never find them in the local stores. They seem
to be honest, fairly rapid (2-3 weeks) and fairly priced (comparable or
BETTER than new record store prices). The selections are also pretty
good--including imports & singles--I'm not too sure about any boots:
www.cdnow.com
www.musicblvd.com
www.1800musicnow.mci.com
www.cdconnection.com
(links to some other online CD sources):
www.footnet.com/users/andyn/resources/recordstores.html
-Randall Braun
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Date: Wed, 15 May 96 19:48:04 PDT
From: zack@lsil.com (Zack Gemmill)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: HELLO MR. PETRUCCI, I'M A BIG FAN!!!
Message-ID: <9605160248.AA08448@tengs1>
>From: "Ryan P. Skadberg" <skadberg@wicked.stigmata.org>
>Subject: Petrucci signs on ... blah
>
>Who's the dumbass this time?
>
>Lesse ....
>
>Date: Tue, 14 May 96 20:41:12 PDT
>From: jpetur@nylink.net (John Petrucci)
~~~~~~
Besides, "John" misspelled his name in the address.
Ironic that I should be the one to point this out :^/>
And as Andrew Miller pointed out that no one really fell for
it since we've learned that almost anyone can fake an address,
that means those who believed (out of desperation?) it when
"Mike Portnoy" posted a message to the list from _Mike Bahr's_
*address* (no faking) were really stupid 8^}>
Zach
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Date: Thu, 16 May 1996 03:42:06 GMT
From: rquezada@shell.monmouth.com (Robert Quezada)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: James' new replacement?
Message-ID: <319aa3ab.355791@shell.monmouth.com>
On Wed, 15 May 1996 10:57:30 -0700 (PDT), mrkizer@ccgate.hac.com
wrote:
> A strange thought occurred to me, "What if James was replaced by the
> Swedish Chef from the Muppet show?" Well, I pondered over this
> philosophical dilema for quite sometime... Until I found a service
> that offers to translate anything into the language of the Swedish
> Chef (what a coincidence!). So here is a small sampling of what we
> could expect to hear.... 8^)
>
Very funny!! :) IMO, it would have been good if you put in that
little part he sings before every Sweedish Chef skit on the Muppet
Show.
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Date: 16 May 96 00:25:29 EDT
From: Dave Fernquist <103362.445@CompuServe.COM>
To: "INTERNET:ytsejam@ax.com" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1552
Message-ID: <960516042528_103362.445_JHL31-1@CompuServe.COM>
A fellow Jammer wrote:
> I know Bafu Vai is an extremely cool person (from all the posts
>I've read) in this internet world of ours, but I've always wondered the
>following: is he as cool in the real world as he is in ytse-land?
What about it Bafu? I'll be in Seattle from 5/30 through 6/4 for a convention,
and I'm buying the beer. We can omit the discussion of "nostalgia" if you
like. I'm at the Westin downtown.
Naked Twister is cool. How the fuck did you remember the song?
DFern
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Date: Thu, 16 May 1996 00:50:16 -0400
From: ernie@mail.pananet.com (Ernesto Schnack)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1552
Message-ID: <19960516045014.AAA26303@mail.pananet.com>
>> -Randall Braun, Rats live on no evil star. (read it backwards)
>
>Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
>
>Was it a car or a cat I saw?
>
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.
> that offers to translate anything into the language of the Swedish
> Chef (what a coincidence!). So here is a small sampling of what we
> could expect to hear.... 8^)
>
> "Pooll Me-a Under"
> by Kefeen Muure-a
>
> Lust in zee sky
> Cluoods rull by und I rull veet zeem
> Erroos fly
> Sees increese-a und zeen fell egeeen
>
sounds pretty much the same to me :)
at least the live version.
>The following is an attached File item from cc:Mail. It contains
>information that had to be encoded to ensure successful transmission
>through various mail systems. To decode the file use the UUDECODE
>program.
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AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you havn't checked out Subhuman Race I'd
>> highly suggest it. It's definately NOT the Skid's old glam sound (I detest
>> glam) It's one of those few CD's where every song just kicks ass. I bought
>
I agree. those kids get heavier w/ each CD. They were never really glam
rock, it was just that they were a bunch of ignorant kids that the record
company wanted to turn into glam rock...but then Slave to the Grind came
along...and all the little teeny girls that were in love w/ Bas because of
'I Remember You' went running home crying to their mommies :)
>to someone's recent post, it's not impossible to make that either. Could it be
>that older CD players can't handle the tightly packed music of such a long CD?
>Would it be more likely to skip, or wouldn't it play at all, or what? I
wonder.
I've found that certain CD's that play fine in my own player, tend to skip
on the one in the living room. It also happens the other way around...
beats me why it happens...
> PLEASE LET THIS ONE BE ANOTHER EOJ !!!
> :| :} :) ;) :D ;D
>
>
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This can't be just luck...I think there is some truth to what Bafu said
about 'Ra'. You guys aren't sacrificing small animals are ya?
:)
"OK...great, OK...listen Bert,uh...how about this one?"(this one,this
one,this one,this one, this one, etc.)
Ernie :)
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Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 21:39:36 -0700
From: "Steven C. Young" <syoung@primenet.com>
To: "'YtseJam Digest'" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: G.A.S. - We're halfway home!!!
Message-ID: <01BB42A9.12C61BE0@ip238.tus.primenet.com>
G.A.S. HALFWAY POINT UPDATE!!!
We are now halfway through the month of May, and the number of G.A.S.
participants has reached 50! We're right on pace for the goal of 100
'jammers. For those of you who haven't yet participated, I would greatly
appreciate your joining forces in this, as I find it interesting to know
where the general interest of the YtseJam as a whole lies. Top 10 lists
(that can include DT) can be E-mailed to:
and will be received until May 31st, at 11:59pm. Lists will be tallied and
a non-DT band/artist will be crowned on June 1st (my wife's birthday), and
complete results (ALL bands/artists received and number of votes) will be
posted on or about that day.
REMINDER: Please send all entries in a 10-band format. I've been getting
FIVES and I even got a ONE. I'm not going to name names on that one. We'll
just say Donald D. No, let's make that D. Dintaman. Anyway, let's stick to
the format, eh? C'mon, Don. You've GOT to like someone besides Barbara
Streisand. :)
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King's X, Shadow Gallery, and Yes are also strong contenders for a spot in
the Top 5.
Rush and QR have been 1 or 2 votes apart since this thing started, though
Rush has never trailed.
16 days left before the deadline - plenty of time - We're still shooting
for 100 participants (we're halfway there!)
So, get out and vote, you guys.
C'mon, it'll be fun!
Muchos thankos to those who have played the game already - you guys rule.
Steve from Tucson
syoung@primenet.com
"There's not a man, woman or child alive that doesn't enjoy a lovely
beverage." - David Letterman
P.S. Of course, James, Mike, Derek, and the Johns are more than welcome to
participate as well. I think it would be of great interest for the 'jammers
to get an idea of what DT is listening to nowadays. Whaddaya say, guys?
Guys?
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Date: 16 May 96 02:08:23 EDT
From: Gilbert Thetgyi <102346.2730@CompuServe.COM>
To: dt <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Miasmic Memories
Message-ID: <960516060822_102346.2730_HHQ53-2@CompuServe.COM>
Then:
First cassette: Then & Now...The Best Of The Monkees
First vinyl: Ice-T: "I'm Your Pusher"
First CD: Van Halen, OU812 (love that bonus track)
First music home video: Metallica, The $19.98 Home Vid- Cliff 'Em All
First music book: Unforgettable Fire by Eamon Dunphy
First clinic: Jamey Aebersold Jazz Workshop, Louisville KY, 1992
First concert: Headbanger's Ball featuring Anthrax, with Exodus
and Helloween; Music Hall 1989.
Now:
In the tape deck: Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds, Dartmouth
College, 2/18/96
In the record player: Isaac Hayes' Shaft Soundtrack
In the CD player: John Pizzarelli, Dear Mr. Cole
In the VCR: The Police, Outlandos To Synchronicities
Last book read: Congress- Process and Policy by Randall B. Ripley
Last clinic: John Petrucci, Akron OH, April 1996
Last concert: Jewel, with Duncan Sheik; Odeon 5/14/96.
Not much has changed: I've got 4th row for The Monkees
this summer, I'm planning to go see Lollapalooza for Metallica, and
Edward Van Halen is as much an inspiration today as he was 7 years
ago. But, I see more shows now than I did back then, I wear hearing
protection regularly, and I listen to this excellent group called Dream
Theater.
Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?
G. Jack Thetgyi
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