YTSEJAM Digest 2436
Today's Topics:
1) Whoops! There it Ain't!
by Adam Barnhart <adamb@cfmc.com>
2) Michael Harris in Groundwire
by cmustard@vonl.com (Mark Lampert)
3) Re: Angry man
by cmustard@vonl.com (Mark Lampert)
4) Marilyn Manson
by Green Mean Mother From Outer Space <Madi@tsrcom.com>
5) Guitar Talkin' CD bootleg...
by "Andre Luiz Machado" <Orion@netyet.com.br>
6) Hi Everybody...
by "Andre Luiz Machado" <Orion@netyet.com.br>
7) Time Machine
by rogerio@taurus.lcg.ufrj.br (Rogerio Pinheiro de Souza)
8) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2434
by "Adam Cook" <acook@tiac.net>
9) Re: The Spirit of Radio
by Brian <DreamNDay@dreamt.org>
10) Hangar 18
by Brian <DreamNDay@dreamt.org>
11) Vote for Ytse-Asshole NOW!
by Mark Bredius <bredius@globalxs.nl>
12) Re: Portnoy's head (was Re: Marilyn Manson)
by Brian <DreamNDay@dreamt.org>
13) Megadeth Faq Update (NDTC)
by Mark Smeets <msmeets@ibm.net>
14) Re: Shit-Detector (NDTC)
by dantemm@erinet.com (Dan Temmesfeld)
15) Re: Bafu (NDTC)
by dantemm@erinet.com (Dan Temmesfeld)
16) Clinic
by BILL HUSTON <HUSTON@IOMEGA.COM>
17) Re: Vote for Ytse-Asshole NOW!
by mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook)
18) Replies
by Randall Braun <RBraun@adnc.ameridata.com>
19) Is that a pencil in your pocket? (Was: YAOTM)
by Jon Parmet <jonp@mailstorm.dot.gov>
20) Prognosis Update
by Chris Ptacek <someone@enteract.com>
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 09:57:35 -0700
From: Adam Barnhart <adamb@cfmc.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Whoops! There it Ain't!
Message-ID: <199704081657.JAA16329@main.cfmc.com>
A 54th note...now that's an interesting concept. I don't really feel like
doing the math, but if you tied a 64th note to a double-dotted 512th note,
you'd have something that lasts about a 54th of a measure. There IS,
basically, a way of noting a note (?) of any length you want (you could do a
327th if you had a lot of time on your hands to figure it out). It gets
pretty pointless, though, unless you're writing at 15 bpm or something. No
one's that precise...
Oh...and the hextuplets. I'm not familiar with that reference...I'm
assuming that they're the same as the more common SEXtuplets (that was
enjoyable to emphasize). Just as a query, to remain aware should someone
use said terminology elsewhere...
And MTV as the ultimate purveyor and discoverer of talent. It's a joke that
ANYONE would assert that they will uncover any source of great talent that's
out there. It's unrealistic. Especially in a diffuse cultural world. I've
heard dozens of bands that are great...and aren't going anywhere. Think
about it: with the proper marketing, an album of Gregorian Chant can go
platinum. And the only difference between the one that did and the hundreds
of others that have sold only 5,000 or 10,000 copies is marketing. It's a
complicated world...we grab onto those things that we can understand and
actually SEE. There's no way that MTV, even if it was most vigilant, could
actually do that. And I'm not sure they're even trying that hard....
Five Gratuitous CD's:
=====================
1. Rush: Moving Pictures
2. Altura: Mercy
3. Steve Vai: Passion and Warfare
4. Tori Amos: Boys for Pele
5. Niacin: Niacin
Adam D. Barnhart
adamb@cfmc.com
ydnt85a@prodigy.com
http://www.cfmc.com/adamb
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 12:19:03 -0500
From: cmustard@vonl.com (Mark Lampert)
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Michael Harris in Groundwire
Message-ID: <19970408171823462.AAA158@cmustard.vonl.com>
>subscription to run out), and it is a whole issue dedicated to Mtv. This
is all
Look in that issue's Groundwire section... Michael Harris is in there....
if you want to get his CD's email him at guitout7@aol.com and ask for a
mail order form and he'll get on in the mail for ya! They are excellent CDs
· • Colonel Mustard • ·
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 12:21:12 -0500
From: cmustard@vonl.com (Mark Lampert)
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: Angry man
Message-ID: <19970408171823462.AAB158@cmustard.vonl.com>
>whoever the fuck you are -
> stop sending me your pointless shit. i don't want it. go bother
someo
>ne else. oh, by the way, how the fuck did you get my goddamn name?
>
> fuck you.
This is too much...
· • Colonel Mustard • ·
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 12:33:44 -0500
From: Green Mean Mother From Outer Space <Madi@tsrcom.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Marilyn Manson
Message-ID: <1.5.4.16.19970408123729.2e476be6@tsrcom.com>
Let's get this all straight shall we? Marilyn Manson is NOT Paul from the
Wonder Years. He is not the kid from Mr. Belvedere. His real name is
Brian Warner. His dad was a furniture salesman and his mom was a nurse. He
has NOT had his bottem ribs removed so he can suck his own cock and he does
not plan on committing suicide anytime soon. ANYTHING ELSE?
Love,
Maria
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts. -Herbert V. Prochnow
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 14:17:33 -0300
From: "Andre Luiz Machado" <Orion@netyet.com.br>
To: "YtseJam" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Guitar Talkin' CD bootleg...
Message-ID: <19970408173743105.AAB280@orion>
Hi again...
I bought last week the boot CD "Guitar Talkin'"... of DT...
There are some acustic songs, To live forever(audition of LaBrie), some
live tracks, Jams of some clinics of MP and JP, and some new songs live,
Rise the Knife and other song that is Untitled... the track 7...
Does anybody know the name of this great song?????
Thank you...
-----------------
André Junqueira
Nick: YtseOrion
E-mail: orion@netyet.com.br
E-mail2: aluiz@netyet.com.br
HP: http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/1550
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 14:09:16 -0300
From: "Andre Luiz Machado" <Orion@netyet.com.br>
To: "YtseJam" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Hi Everybody...
Message-ID: <19970408173743105.AAA280@orion>
Hi Everybody...
I'm a big fan of Dream Theater... I love this band, I have all official
CD's and some bootlegs and I want to buy more!!!
I'm from Brazil... Rio de janeiro...
and I would that you know that there are many DT fans here in Brazil...
All my friends love DT and buy everything that them find about DT...
I and some friends want to do the first "Fan Club" of DT here in Brazil...
and we need some help, if somebody want help us, contact me.. please...
Thank you to everybody that readed this mail!!!
And sorry about my "Bad" English... I'm brazilian :-(
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André Junqueira
Nick: YtseOrion
E-mail: orion@netyet.com.br
E-mail2: aluiz@netyet.com.br
HP: http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/1550
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 97 15:11:22 EST
From: rogerio@taurus.lcg.ufrj.br (Rogerio Pinheiro de Souza)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Time Machine
Message-ID: <9704081811.AA25112@lcg.ufrj.br>
> Time Machine
>
> Thanks.
> Trevor
Hi Trevor,
I put some .RA files in my musical page. It is already
in Portuguese. I will translate it as soon as possible.
But I imagine that you won't have problems to download
them.
Rogerio.
HomePage : http://www.lcg.ufrj.br/~rogerio
Musical Page: http://www.lcg.ufrj.br/~rogerio/musica.html
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 15:06:06 -0400
From: "Adam Cook" <acook@tiac.net>
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2434
Message-ID: <199704081907.PAA24698@zork.tiac.net>
Yo,
. Now all of these mags rehash the same trendy bands,
> and praise their guitar players like they are the next best thing since
> Hendrix. Now I know that the guys who work for these magazines must be
pretty
> decent guitar players, they can't really be this lame, can they? you
would
> think that some of these guys with more scruples would have split and
started
> their own magazine where they can actually talk about talented musicians
and
> not just the trend setters.
Speaking of this subject, I had the same question as you a couple months
ago. When I went to the Berklee summer guitar sessions for a week last
summer I talked to everybody's favorite shredder Joe Stump about the same
thing. He has a friend who works at Guitar World who admits that the
magazines only put talentless losers on the cover because they know they'll
sell more magazines. Not to be age discriminent or anything (I'm 16) but
judging by the letters section of a fine publication such as Guitar World
(sarcasm) you can tell that most of the readers are probably teenagers and
most of the teenagers who I know listen to the kind of stuff that they put
on the cover. I doubt any 40 year old jazz cat would write in about how
much Bush sucks and Metallica rules.
Adam
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Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 15:31:06 -0700
From: Brian <DreamNDay@dreamt.org>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: The Spirit of Radio
Message-ID: <334AC72A.2973@dreamt.org>
Wow. You played King For A Day. That's something I wouldn't even hear on
college radio. I love KFAD FFAL and think it should've gotten some more
credit. Actually, I heard Epic on an ALTERNATIVE station yesterday. Not
bad. Really suprised me.
========================================================================
"Are you gonna bark all day, little -----
doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ----
bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ----
Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - --
"Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - -
drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - -
you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - --
Against The Machine ---- - - - ----
later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ----
-----
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Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 15:34:03 -0700
From: Brian <DreamNDay@dreamt.org>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Hangar 18
Message-ID: <334AC7DB.13B1@dreamt.org>
I have the rust in peace guitar book. If you want, I could copy it for
you. However, I can't do it for free. My local video store charges 15
cents a page. If you can't find it anywhere else, you've always got
right here if you need it.
========================================================================
"Are you gonna bark all day, little -----
doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ----
bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ----
Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - --
"Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - -
drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - -
you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - --
Against The Machine ---- - - - ----
later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ----
-----
========================================================================
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 21:08:12 +0200
From: Mark Bredius <bredius@globalxs.nl>
To: "'Ytsejam'" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Vote for Ytse-Asshole NOW!
Message-ID: <01BC4464.7D7A0BA0@Spock.startrek.GlobalXS.nl>
Hey there :-)
Just changed my Ytse-Asshole page, so ack-mode subscribers can vote too.
Forget about the digest number. simply enter the name, email and subject
of the post you disagree with, in the form. I also got rid of the option
to flame anonymously. Seems only fair...
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> Date: Sat, 05 Apr 1997 13:48:59 EST
> From: mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook)
> To: Ytsejam@ax.com
> Subject: Thanks in Advance!!
> Message-ID: <19970405.105001.3430.2.Mamalookabubuday@juno.com>
>
> I just wanted to thank everyone in advance for giving me the
> Ytse-asshole of the month Award. This is good therapy for
> Mark. I should send him a picture of myslef to him so he can
> post it on his web page so he can show everyone what the
> Ytsejam's #1 asshole looks like. That should give Itchy a
> big ol' erection. When the only way you can get attention from
> a woman is to get a hooker, you gotta get your kicks where you
> can.
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> Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 22:00:12 EDT
> From: mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook)
> To: ytsejam@ax.com
> Subject: Re: Various Ramblings
> Message-ID: <19970406.190031.11438.6.Mamalookabubuday@juno.com>
>
> But, that's Itchy. That's why he makes these lists, because the only
> way he knows how to raise his self-esteem is by trying to drag people
> down to his level. It's pathetic I know, but for Itchy it's cheaper
> than paying a therapist (or a hooker).
___
Well, that's all for now. Gotta see my therapist again.
Maybe I'll pick up a nice hooker on my way back home...
Mark
____________________________________________________bredius@globalxs.nl__
Would someone please let me know how we _ _____ ___ _ _ __ __
have spun out of control ? |:||_.:._|/:._]|:]_[:|\.\_/./
Has the captain let go of the wheel ? |:| |:| (.:(_ |:___:| \_::/
(Queensryche - Sign of the Times) |_| [_] \___]|_] [_| [__/
_________________________________________________________________________
Itchy's Homepage - http://www.prognosis.com/itchy/
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Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 15:35:17 -0700
From: Brian <DreamNDay@dreamt.org>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Portnoy's head (was Re: Marilyn Manson)
Message-ID: <334AC825.50EA@dreamt.org>
> OK, thanks for clearing that up. I have to go back to shaving Portnoy's
> head for the upcoming tour.
WHAT?!?!?!?! PORTNOY'S GETTING HIS HEAD SHAVED?!?!?!?!?!!? ;)
BTW, MM's (who I do love, but imo doesn't belong on the jam with this
stupid thread) real name is Brian Werner.
========================================================================
"Are you gonna bark all day, little -----
doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ----
bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ----
Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - --
"Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - -
drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - -
you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - --
Against The Machine ---- - - - ----
later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ----
-----
========================================================================
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Date: Sun, 7 Apr 1996 12:35:05 PST
From: Mark Smeets <msmeets@ibm.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Megadeth Faq Update (NDTC)
Message-ID: <199704081944.TAA341441@out2.ibm.net>
** Reply to note from ytsejam@ax.com 04/07/97 12:33pm -0700
Hey guys,
The faq has been updated, all except the text version from
Hell. I won't do that till later. If anyone has any
suggestions for the page, let me know. The page has also
changed a great deal, so, check out the new format and so
forth.
Mark
*You must unlearn, what you have learned, only then, will you have learned something.
- Yoda, Star Wars
*I have learned, that I know nothing - Mark Smeets
*You have not yet completed your training - Yoda, Star Wars
Check out the Megadeth Faq:
http://www.smartt.com/~jsmeets/stranger/Front.htm
My Page:
http://www.smartt.com/~jsmeets/stranger/
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 15:48:31 -0400 (EDT)
From: dantemm@erinet.com (Dan Temmesfeld)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Shit-Detector (NDTC)
Message-ID: <v01520d00af7019261a76@[207.90.116.124]>
>>as a wise man once said, "you should go through
life with a built-in shit-detector".<<
Sounds like either George Carlin, or perhaps something Bafu Vai would say...
Where is Bafu anyhow??
Dan
---+ +---
Dan Temmesfeld - dantemm@erinet.com / s1133627@cedarville.edu
"Home of the Galactic Cowboys Page"
http://www.cedarville.edu/student/s1133627/gcowboys.htm
---+ +---
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 15:50:53 -0400 (EDT)
From: dantemm@erinet.com (Dan Temmesfeld)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Bafu (NDTC)
Message-ID: <v01520d01af7019cf4221@[207.90.117.185]>
I said:
>Where is Bafu anyhow??
Nevermind. I just saw a post by him...I guess I've just been skimming
lately and haven't noticed his name...
Dan
---+ +---
Dan Temmesfeld - dantemm@erinet.com / s1133627@cedarville.edu
"Home of the Galactic Cowboys Page"
http://www.cedarville.edu/student/s1133627/gcowboys.htm
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Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 13:53:29 -0600
From: BILL HUSTON <HUSTON@IOMEGA.COM>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Clinic
Message-ID: <s34a4f83.097@IOMEGA.COM>
Jammers,
Sorry, no DTC but for the SLC locals, Michael Romeo will be giving
a free clinic at Summerhay's music Center on Bengal Blvd. Limited
seating but FREE! The date is 4-29-97 at 7:00 pm. Sorry for the
clutter but, enquiring minds want to know.
Wilmo
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Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 16:14:06 EDT
From: mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Cc: <bredius@globalxs.nl>
Subject: Re: Vote for Ytse-Asshole NOW!
Message-ID: <19970408.131417.8686.3.Mamalookabubuday@juno.com>
You say if I have something to say to you do it privately and
to quit replying to every single post of yours. Well, if you want
to do it privately then email me privately; and if you want me
to stop replying to all your posts then quit including my posts
in your replies.
Scott
ps. Coming from a place that has legalized prostitution I
wouldn't want to go around with the nickname of "Itchy" :-)
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In the year 2000, Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth will tarnish
their image by admitting that they've "Tasted each others' syrup."
Conan O'Brien April 1, 1997.
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On Tue, 8 Apr 1997 12:41:15 -0700 (PDT) Mark Bredius
<bredius@globalxs.nl> writes:
>> Date: Sat, 05 Apr 1997 13:48:59 EST
>> From: mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook)
>> Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 22:00:12 EDT
>> From: mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook)
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 15:00:04 -0500
From: Randall Braun <RBraun@adnc.ameridata.com>
To: "'ytsejam@ax.com'" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Replies
Message-ID: <c=US%a=_%p=GE%l=AMERIDATA/ADNC/001D2BAC@msb01ncadctmsge.ameridata.com>
Quoth 2432...Daniel Lanois (who playd guitar for movie soundtracks) titled
"Dream theater"
Reply...It is my highly educated guess that the aforementioned Daniel
Lanois is the highly talented and sometimes associate of Brian Eno
(co-produced a lot the stuff on the Joshua Tree era U2 albums).
Also someone mentioned a number of JAM's ago about the unremembered
original drummer of Black Sab. (in relation to the OZ fest). His name is
Bill Ward.
-Randall
email: Randall.Braun@gecits.ge.com
**"I'm looking California and feeling Minnesota" from "Outshined" by
Soundgarden**
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Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 21:19:10 +0000
From: Jon Parmet <jonp@mailstorm.dot.gov>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Is that a pencil in your pocket? (Was: YAOTM)
Message-ID: <334AB64E.31D2@mailstorm.dot.gov>
> From: Bafu
> Do I need any special computer apparati to start a mailing list? We really
> do need some larger forum for discussion as to which of these two men has
> the mightier erection.
Just to bring it back to DTC, isn't this all addressed in the condom
section of the Live In Tokyo video?
Inquiring minds DON'T want to know :)
> From: Andrew
> On the Ytse-A**hole of the month, couldn't we change the name to
> something less vulgar.
How about Ytse-Bowel of the month :)
-- *------------*------------------------*--------------* | Jon Parmet | jonp@mailstorm.dot.gov | 617-494-2851 | *------------*------------------------*--------------*I believe that what I'm feeling Changes how the world appears - Rush
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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 16:45:19 -0500 (CDT) From: Chris Ptacek <someone@enteract.com> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Prognosis Update Message-ID: <Pine.BSI.3.95.970408164124.22259A-100000@enteract.com>
Hey folx.
I got bored and began the process of updating my web site finally. I added about 12 bands to my progressive band list (with a short description of each) and will probably add 20 more in the next two days or so. I have to fix a few of the images that are coming up a bit dark, but if you're bored, feel free to check out
http://www.prognosis.com/madsman/proglist.htm
Thanks for your time!
Chris Ptacek at EnterAct, L.L.C -- (773) 248 8511 http://www.enteract.com (business) http://www.prognosis.com/madsman/ (personal site under construction) "At nearly 500 feet per second muzzle velocity, a potato would be lethal if it were to hit someone."
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