YTSEJAM Digest 2862
Today's Topics:
1) Re: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!!
by Brandon Elhai <belhai1@gl.umbc.edu>
2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861
by "dr Roswell" <dr_roswell@hotmail.com>
3) ROFLMAO!
by Dave <buster@ee.net>
4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861
by Polo Santos <ytse_jammer@mail.utexas.edu>
5) Is Your Web Site A Secret?
by owl@owlsnest.com
6) Bafu / license plates
by "Brian Anderson" <lrng2lve@frontiernet.net>
7) Re: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
by "Korg Eksthrey" <KorgX3@cyberhighway.net>
8) Need some addresses
by Melissa Bahr <emerald@goodnet.com>
9) This whole bullshit
by drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)
10) Oh, the humanity
by Brian Henderson <Cyberburlap@icdc.com>
11) Re: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!!
by eckie@asu.edu
12) Re: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
by eckie@asu.edu
13) Re: ROFLMAO!
by "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com>
14) fuckin jew
by akyuz@ltp.dmx.epfl.ch
15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861
by love.office@wireless.ee (Love Office)
16) pointless rambling, subject to be skipped
by Raivo Hool <raitz@guvatrak.ee>
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 23:42:43 -0400 (EDT)
From: Brandon Elhai <belhai1@gl.umbc.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!!
Message-ID: <Pine.SGI.3.95.970812234101.19292A-100000@umbc9.umbc.edu>
On Tue, 12 Aug 1997 omeraron@mail.netvision.net.il wrote:
> 1)there will not be a bonus tracks to the japanese version of FII!!!
> do you know why?!?!?!?
> i'll tell you!!
> because the totall run of the normal version of the cd is 78 fucking
> minutes!!! and the maximum length of a cd is 79 minutes!! so if they
> wanna have a bonus track they will have to do it very very fast,if
> you know what i mean.....
If you had bought the Japanese version of Awake, you'd see that the bonus
track, "eve" was put on a mini-disc and was packaged along with Awake. So
yes, there WILL be bonus tracks with the japanese version.
Brandon
------------------------------
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 20:53:32 PDT
From: "dr Roswell" <dr_roswell@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861
Message-ID: <19970813035357.11999.qmail@hotmail.com>
I sent a 2 page report on Justin to the FBI (internet-criminal@fbi.gov)
i work for the government myself, i think this will take care of him,
can I be of any help other than that, i look for ppl like that and erase
them, the fbi should be on his door in a week or so, until then don't
answer the threats.
Dr. Roswell, WC, US
______________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:42:06 -0400
From: Dave <buster@ee.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: ROFLMAO!
Message-ID: <3.0.1.32.19970813004206.0068dfb4@ee.net>
Brandon, this had me cracking up!
>> Someone needs to
>>
>> beat the living shit
>> out of you. :) Fucking idiot. :)
>
>I never get these curses followed by smileys. Whenever I see one of these,
>I picture Micky Mouse saying "fuck you" to me and then giving me a candy
>bar. Why not just say "fucking idiot?" Fuck smileys.
>
>
>Brandon
Dude, I read that line about Mickey Mouse and just about spit my drink
all over my keyboard!! LOL!!!!!! I guess I pictured it as well....
buster
http://users1.ee.net/buster
http://www.dhpc.com/ryche/
------------------------------
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 23:57:50 -0500
From: Polo Santos <ytse_jammer@mail.utexas.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861
Message-ID: <33F13ECE.E36E382F@mail.utexas.edu>
Some cheapo hotmail loser wrote...
> I sent a 2 page report on Justin to the FBI (internet-criminal@fbi.gov)
> i work for the government myself, i think this will take care of him,
> can I be of any help other than that, i look for ppl like that and erase
> them, the fbi should be on his door in a week or so, until then don't
> answer the threats.
>
> Dr. Roswell, WC, US
>
Actually, my neighbors have these REALLY annoying wind-chimes, and won't
take them down, even though I've asked repeatedly. Could you write a
report about them?
Bahr wrote...
> If anyone's curious, here's my costs as they stand now...
>
> $4.00 - media. Remember that discs fail, otherwise this would
> be less than $3.
> $2.50 - packaging. Those slick liners cost money.
> $2.00 - shipping, including packet and so on...<snip>
>
Etc. etc. I'm of the opinion that you can't really break down the costs
of Bahr's operation to the unit anymore; it's gotten so big. And looking
at the costs of an entire print run would only begin to give us a
slightly better look at this, since he's running so many projects at
once. What it comes down to is that once he's covered his fixed costs,
it's all down-hill from there. I think a price drop is a good thing,
except that I already payed full price for Bahr's cd's. I know many
retail outlets will refund the difference if a product purchased from
the store goes on sale(at least within a few weeks, receitp a must). I
wonder if Bahr realized that many cheapo's out there(me included, but
not really) are thinking about cancelling order's and asking for
refunds, and then just reordering at the lower price. Since he extended
the print runs of both current DT discs(PT appears to be at over 400
ordered now, compared to an intitial pressing of what, 150?), there
seems little chance that they will sell out soon.
I think the shit hit the fan because many of us are at least
somewhat bitter at having to wait so long after ordering PT and DoW and
then having these held up because of the Rush boots. Maybe I'd be
happier if he stuck to DT boots? Guess I'm an asshole then, cause I
ordered Acoustic Spirits(along with every other DT boot). I guess what
I'm(we're(maybe?), as in all the cynics) trying to say, is that it was
cool to support you(Mike) when you were starting out, but youre customer
service has been lacking as of recently. I know MANY people are
anxiously awaiting PT and DoW, which have been shipping for nearly 4
months, and were on order for much longer than that. And since we seem
to know you personally(you aren't a big bootlegging corporate entity),
it becomes much easier to vent. I think before you throw yourself into
the next project, maybe you should work out a better way to ship you're
packages, if the postal service limits you even without another
teamsters strike. More later...
Iolo
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 01:11:13 -0400 (EDT)
From: owl@owlsnest.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
Message-ID: <199708130511.BAA08049@owlsnest.com>
Is your web site the best kept secret on the Internet?
We'll promote it to 50 search engines and indexes for $85
and complete the job in 2 business days. Satisfaction is
guaranteed!
If you have a great product, but are not getting many inquiries from
your Web site, you may not be adequately listed on the Web's search
engines and indexes.
Millions of viewers daily use these facilities to find the products
and services they are looking for. But if your site is not listed, no
one will see it.
Listings on most of these services are free. However, locating and
filling out the forms required to get a listing can take several days,
and most people just don't have the time to do it.
That is why we offer a web site promotion service.
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
We will submit your site to 50 indexes and search engines for $85. We
will accept the return of this E-mail, with the form below filled out,
as an order. We will bill you upon completion of the promotion. Our
terms are net 15 days from date of invoice. Satisfaction guaranteed!
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?
Generally, we complete the submissions within 48 hours of
receiving your order. It can take any individual search engine or
index up to three weeks to process your submission, although most are
much faster.
WHAT SEARCH ENGINES AND INDEXES ARE INCLUDED IN THE
PROMOTION?
The list changes from time to time. This is our current list:
Abaweb!, Alta Vista, Been There, BizWeb, Central Source Yellow Pages,
Enterpreneurs on the Web, Excite, Four11, Galaxy, I-Network I-Systems
Spiral Business Directory, I-World Web Pointer, Infoseek, Inktomi,
Innovator's Network Yellow Pages, Internet Mall, Jayde Online Directory,
Jumpcity, Jumper Hot Links, Linkmaster, Lycos, Magellan, Mega Mall,
Net-Happenings, Net Navigator, Net Mall, NTG's List, NYNEX Big Yellow,
One World Plaza, OnLine's WWWeb Index, Rex, Starting Point, Truenorth,
URL Tree, Virtual Lynx, Web Point, WebCentral, Web Venture Hotlist,
Webcrawler, Websurf, Win Mag/NetGuide Hotspots, WhatUSeek, Worldwide
Announce Archive, WWW Business Yellow Pages, World Wide Yellow Pages,
WWW Worm, YelloWWWeb.
HOW WILL I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE PROMOTED MY SITE?
When we have completed the promotion, we will send you an HTML
file as an attachment to your E-mail bill. Save this file to your
disk, and view it through your Web browser. It provides links to the
search engine we submitted your site to, plus any comments we received
from them when we did it.
ARE THERE ANY GUARANTEES?
We do not require prepayment. Your satisfaction is guaranteed or
you don't pay the bill.
WHO IS OWL'S EYE PRODUCTIONS?
We are a web site promotion company located at:
Owl's Eye Productions, Inc.
260 E. Main Street
Brewster, NY 10509
Phone: (914) 278-4933
Fax: (914) 278-4507
Email: owl@owlsnest.com
HOW DO I ORDER?
The easiest way to order is by e-mail. Just hit the REPLY button on
your e-mail program and fill out the following information. (This
information will be posted to the search engines/indexes):
Your name:
Company Name:
Address:
City: State/Prov: Zip/Postal Code:
Telephone:
Fax:
Email address:
URL: http://
Site Title:
Description (about 25 words):
Key words (maximum of 25, in descending order of importance):
Proofs (Where shall we e-mail proofs):
If billing a different address, please complete the following:
Addressee:
Company Name:
Address:
City: State/Prov: Zip/Postal Code:
Telephone:
Fax:
Email address:
We will bill via Email. (7519)
Terms: By returning this document via Email, you agree as follows:
You have the authority to purchase this service on behalf of your
company. Terms are net 15 days. Accounts sent to collections will
be liable for collection costs. You agree to protect and indemnify
Owl's Eye Productions, Inc. in any claim for libel, copyright
violations, plagiarism, or privacy and other suits or claims based on
the content or subject matter of your site.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
When we receive your order, we will input the information into
our system, and send you a proof.
After we process any corrections, we will run your promotion, capturing
any comments from search engines as we go. We will incorporate these
into an HTML-formatted report to you, which we will attach to
your bill.
===Web Promotions=====Press Releases=====Link Exchanges=========
Owl's Eye Productions, Inc.
260 E. Main Street
Brewster, NY 10509
Ph: 914-278-4933 Fx: 914-278-4507 E-mail: owlseye@owlsnest.com
------------------------------
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 01:14:36 +0000
From: "Brian Anderson" <lrng2lve@frontiernet.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Bafu / license plates
Message-ID: <199708130516.BAA56414@node1.frontiernet.net>
>"Yeah, he should stop wasting his time with us and start swindling
>lawyers and politicians!! Where the BIG BUCKS are!!"
>
>Sorry, a voice just shouted that in my mind. Must have been from the
>Tang.
It's good to see that Bafu still drinks his Tang . . . hope
it's scalding hot :-)
Also, I've been meaning to bring up the topic of personalized
license plates. I remember somebody said they had plates that said
YTSEJAM. Well, when I get a new car, I want to get personalized
plates that have something to do with DT. I was thinking of this
last summer and came up with the following:
LRNG2LVE (gee, wonder where I got my ID?)
DT ACOS
METROPLS
VINDALOO
LFTGSHDW
VOICES
SCARRED
FRTNNLIE
Anybody got any more? I think they have to be 8 letters or less,
at least in NY.
-Brian Anderson
------------------------------
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 23:55:35 -0600
From: "Korg Eksthrey" <KorgX3@cyberhighway.net>
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
Message-ID: <199708130601.XAA21106@odin.ax.com>
> Is your web site the best kept secret on the Internet?
OK, sounds like a good time to start barring people who aren't subscribed
to the jam from being able to post.
That way, we might not have to see anymore crap like this:
>Dr. Roswell, WC, US
>____________________________________________________
>Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
Hrm... Dr. D. and Dr. Roswell, both with hotmail accounts. Gee, what a
coincidinky.
KorgX3
KorgX3@cyberhighway.net
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:40:22 -0700 (MST)
From: Melissa Bahr <emerald@goodnet.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Need some addresses
Message-ID: <199708130740.AAA26602@goodnet.com>
If the following people would like their CD's to be sent to them I
need them to E-mail me at: emerald@goodnet.com with their addresses. Some
how when I redid the way the business was working there were some
envelopes missing or something. So if you would be so kind as to help me
out I would appreciate it.
Here is the list of people I need addresses from:
1. Cameron Hall
2. Craig Spinney
3. Chuck Polenzani
4. Dave Thornton
5. Bill Huston
6. Charone Frankel
7. Andrew Munves
The sooner you email me the sooner your CD gets sent out.
- Melissa Bahr - emerald@goodnet.com - http://www.goodnet.com/~durnik
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:45:34 -0700
From: drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: This whole bullshit
Message-ID: <199708130745.AAA15843@gms.gmsnet.com>
Alright... Let me say my piece...
Brian Cox....
Well... he's a good BOOTLEGGER (yes, that's right) BOOTFUCKINGLEGGER...
Don't give me this shit that you're not a BOOTLEGGER... you copy the
shows for your own listening?? That's still bootlegging, let's not keep
up this higher than thou attitude... you want Bahr to be honest, you be
honest first...
Well, at least I can say you don't owe me anything... I don't know about
others...
As for me, that's right... I'm a fucking BOOTLEGGER... I own many DAT
masters...
-The Doc
-- #$%*#$*@ E-MAIL: drkhoe@gmsnet.com #$%#$#$% _+_+_+_+ Unix, Internet, Intranet Engineering _+_+_+_+ [][][][] Dr. Mosh's Progressive Feast [][][][] #$@#$#@# http://progmetal.gmsnet.com @#$@##@$------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 05:05:54 -0400 From: Brian Henderson <Cyberburlap@icdc.com> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Oh, the humanity Message-ID: <199708130905.FAA29337@darkstar.icdc.com>
>They have a permanent keyboardist now (forget his name) and plan to keep >him and not hire a second guitarist.
I hope that's not the same guy they had up on stage with 'em... Lil' Bolton there spent more time fixing his hair than actually playing!
Somehow, I had an extra $10 and I bought Divine Regale's EP, "Horizons". Is it just me, or does the singer sound little like his studio-self when playing live? Perhaps it was the pacing -- distorts throatal muscles, I hear, alters the identity. Not a complaint, you understand.
>wonder if Sony have bought the Angra back catalogue too
With our luck, probably, then they'll pull an echolyn, and not release any of it! Worst case scenario. Aside from the one where each future Angra release is loaded with deadly neurotoxins to be released upon removal of shrinkwrap.
A few weeks ago, I was playing some MIDIs I wrote for my pals. John, a punk friend of mine, walks in at the end, just as my stuff is ending. I had recorded the MIDIs on a tape I used for mix-tape purposes earlier in the year, and Angra came on, halfway into "Z.I.T.O.". He was enthralled. Quite a surprise -- perhaps Angra will be able to do half-decently in the states. Nah. Hangrason on the other hand... Now *that* has possibilities. "Everyone's favourite Brazilian speed metal band fronted by a 14-year-old hearthrob!"
Before I depart once more, and before I forget to ask again, are there any other University of Maryland, College Park 'Jammers? Thar's where I'll be come late August. Senior to freshman? Where's the decency in that? As a great Tanner once put it, "How rude!" Or was that "You got it, dude"?
Brian Henderson, Mmmmcyberburbop Cyberburlap@icdc.com
"Yadh! This sucks!" -- me, after sampling my first White Castle bacon cheeseburger
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 01:02:36 -0700 (MST) From: eckie@asu.edu To: ytsejam@ax.com Cc: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!! Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970813010206.22513A-100000@general3.asu.edu>
> whoa!!!! i was actually listening to holy wars at the same moment i > read the mail!!!! whoaaaaaa
Damn I'm good! >:^D
~Eckie knows too much
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 01:05:10 -0700 (MST) From: eckie@asu.edu To: ytsejam@ax.com Cc: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: Is Your Web Site A Secret? Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970813010454.22513B-100000@general3.asu.edu>
Okay, who's the joker who sent that one here?
~Eckie gets his shotgun
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 01:58:13 -0600 From: "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: ROFLMAO! Message-ID: <3.0.32.19970813015811.00820820@postoffice.syspac.com>
At 09:57 PM 8/12/97 -0700, you wrote: >>I never get these curses followed by smileys. Whenever I see one of these, >>I picture Micky Mouse saying "fuck you" to me and then giving me a candy >>bar. Why not just say "fucking idiot?" Fuck smileys.
If anyone here wants a .jpg of Mickey Mouse flipping you off, e-mail me ;)
Vincent LuPone VGL@syspac.COM
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 11:20:59 +0200 From: akyuz@ltp.dmx.epfl.ch To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: fuckin jew Message-ID: <v03007800b0172c2f3bbf@[128.178.99.38]>
>> From: omeraron@mail.netvision.net.il >> Subject: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!! >> 1)there will not be a bonus tracks to the japanese version of FII!!! >> do you know why?!?!?!? >> i'll tell you!! >> because the totall run of the normal version of the cd is 78 fucking >> minutes!!! and the maximum length of a cd is 79 minutes!! so if they >> wanna have a bonus track they will have to do it very very fast,if >> you know what i mean.....
why don't you just go to a marketplace and wait for a bomb to blow in your face, huh?
dumbass
just get a clue, right?
__________________ Dave King
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 13:09:09 +0300 From: love.office@wireless.ee (Love Office) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861 Message-ID: <33F187C5.21E4@wireless.ee>
PLEASE DO NOT SEND THIS INFORMATION ON THIS ADERESS ANY MORE. THE PERSON WHO USED TO READ IT HAS LEFT WORK AND NOW UNFORTUNATELY NO ONE NEEDS IT...
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 13:13:36 +0300 (EET DST) From: Raivo Hool <raitz@guvatrak.ee> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: pointless rambling, subject to be skipped Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.95.970813130131.13519A-100000@lahmaat.guvatrak.ee>
Hell-o
First off: can at least some of you refrain from posting two-meter-long signatures? Whereas I understand that long sigs reduce the factor of flames and bullshit on the Jam, thus increasing its probable quality and adding at least some pith to it, they're still redundant.
Secondly: if there really must be a sig, is there actually a good reason to create those of Dream Theater/Rush/Queensryche lyrics that most people here know by heart anyway? Kind of reminds me those lyrics (did it again): "I take your words and try them on, it's a perfect fit boy".
I know I am too guilty in the first degree of not changing the sigs all the time, but at least I try to keep them devoid of Dream Theater lyrics (I mean, DO I GET OFF if I repeat them to those who already know them anyway?) and at a reasonable length. <-- Holier-than-thou.
Huh. I think I've done my best to start the sig wars again.
Raitz
"I am the biggest Metallica fan in the world. I have three teeth. I play Gibson Ru Paul like Nicky Six from Roses and Guns."
At The IRC's, the other night
------------------------------
End of YTSEJAM Digest 2862 **************************
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b30 : Thu Apr 01 2004 - 17:59:46 EST