YTSEJAM Digest 2765
Today's Topics:
1) George Farber
by Mark Bredius <bredius@globalxs.nl>
2) Re: Definitive Fates Warning Source
by mrkizer@CCGATE.HAC.COM
3) DT Parodies
by Joe Kruger <jkruger@ee.net>
4) Female virgin offering....12 midnight...tonight!
by "Frank Benenati" <mojoman@emeraldlink.com>
5) Re: Female virgin offering....12 midnight...tonight!
by Joe Kruger <jkruger@ee.net>
6) FATES WARNING - PLEASANT SHADE GRAY
by _ <103430.227@CompuServe.COM>
7) FISH - SUNSETS ON EMPIRE
by _ <103430.227@CompuServe.COM>
8) Re: DT Parodies
by eckie@asu.edu
9) Cool bands
by "Herve Baile" <rvb74@hotmail.com>
10) Good locations near San Jose
by "Herve Baile" <rvb74@hotmail.com>
11) Fantasy football, and the Vikings
by "Jeremy C. Hallum" <jhallum@bu-ast.bu.edu>
12) question regarding marillion
by Carlos Alfaro <calfaro@caribe.net>
13) catching up
by "woot" <woot@crypted.com>
14) Screaming Headless Torsos
by Walter Semerenko <walter@orlinter.com>
15) lotta mail
by durnik <durnik@goodnet.com>
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 23:48:08 +0200
From: Mark Bredius <bredius@globalxs.nl>
To: "'Ytchi Jam'" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Cc: "'Skadz'" <skadz@dreamt.org>
Subject: George Farber
Message-ID: <01BC9243.75580C60@BElanna.startrek.GlobalXS.nl>
George Farber had a cow again (Ytsejam 2758) :
> Subject: FUCK YOU!
>
> Fuck all of you computer losers!!!
>
> to all of you, I say FAH-Q!!!!!
>
> FUCK YOU!!!
> FUCK YOU!!!
> FUCK YOU!!!
and :
> Subject: YOU WILL DIE!
>
> You will die
> Now
> or later
> it doesn't matter
> Dream Theater isn't a very good band...
> They try too hard...use all theory and no hard no-brain stuff
> WHAT THE FUCK?
>
>
> oh yeah...
> FUCK YOU!!!
> and othher stuff that may be semi-related.
and :
> Subject: I have an idea...
>
> let's just stop talking about all this music crap...
> what the hell is Dream Theater doing on a freakin' DREAM THEATER LIST?
> just a simple question...
> DIE!
> and stuff...
Can this fucker please be kicked off the list ? All he does is post
shit like (Ytsejam 2708) :
> Subject: DIE!!!
>
> YOU SPOONFED US SATURDAY MORNING MOUTHFULS OF MAGGOTS AND LIES
> DISGUISED IN YOUR SUGARY BREAKFAST CEREALS. THESE PLATES YOU MADE US
> CLEAN WERE FILLED WITH YOUR FEARS. THESE THINGS HAVE HARDENED IN OUR
> SOFT PINK BELLIES. WE ARE WHAT YOU HAVE MADE US. WE HAVE GROWN UP
> WATCHING YOUR TELEVISION. WE ARE A SYMPTOM OF YOUR CHRISTIAN AMERICA,
> THE BIGGEST SATAN OF ALL. THIS IS YOUR WORLD IN WHICH WE GROW. AND WE
> WILL GROW TO HATE YOU.
and (Ytsejam 2692) :
> Subject: I WILL KILL YOU!
[bullshit snipped]
and (Ytsejam 2734) :
> Subject: WTF?
[bullshit snipped]
There are enough sicko's 'n weirdo's on the list already, methinks :-)
Mark
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 97 14:33:43 PST8
From: mrkizer@CCGATE.HAC.COM
To: ytsejam@ax.com, someone@enteract.com
Subject: Re: Definitive Fates Warning Source
Message-ID: <9706168690.AA869089749@CCGATE.HAC.COM>
>Kizer? Madden? Who's the one posting about the Fates Warning tour
>dates?
I didn't see Kevin's post before I sent mine, but we both got the info right
from Metal Blade... so they should be the same...
>I need to find an accurate, definitive source for this information,
>since the rest of my summer is going to pretty much be dictated by this tour.
The dates are supposedly very firm as of this minute (I am still bummed that
they cancelled the two CA dates!)....
>A). Where do you find out that they're playing two shows in IL
>(House of Blues, Chicago, and Mabels, Champaign)?
>B). How reliable is this info?
These dates are as reliable as they can be at this point... I would assume
no major changes to the tour schedule as it is getting close to under way...
Only a few of these dates are listed on Ticketbastard's web site, so I don't
know all of the ordering info for these clubs yet...
If anyone, local to these clubs, can send me the info on them (phone, address,
etc.), that'd be great... I am trying to keep the web page as up to date, as far
as tour dates, as I can... Thanks.
~Michael Kizer -- Computer Sciences Corporation (Tucson, AZ)
Email: mrkizer@ccgate.hac.com / mkizer@goodnet.com / fugazi@weirdness.com
URL: http://www.goodnet.com/~mkizer
Fates Warning (Island in the Stream) & Dream Theater ("Unofficial" Song Book)
*** Sola sapientia est qui me in merda posuit ***
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 18:25:22 -0400
From: Joe Kruger <jkruger@ee.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: DT Parodies
Message-ID: <3.0.1.32.19970716182522.0069006c@mail.ee.net>
Song #11 on _Ashamed_ the YTSEJAM tribute CD:
11. Gay Digest
Scrolling through pages of postings by morons
Feeling my mind digress
I saw Mike Portnoy shaved like a Krishna
Reading the Gay Digest
Jam is a show of pride that I'm reading
a pile in the shape of some turds
Inane projection in the inflection
Always the worst use of words
"But he's the sort who can't post anything intelligently,
least of all DTC. He doesn't know what intelligent is.
He posts this as an obsession, something to look at like
a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to
display. He's not a real fan, but I am. I want you
to play your own music and ideas and feelings, even
when James sings off key. It's our only chance... It's
our only chance..."
[Sample from the movie Jam With Nothing New]
Until the release I'm trying to read it
Learning to empty my head
Mike C. is back now, I think I can't take it
as long as we stay on this thread
This is not what I wanted to read
And I'll never post on here again
"...I was gonna post here...umm...something intelligent, something
witty, ummm, but... I go into the jam where I want to post and
they tell me, I'm, I was too dumb..."
[Sample from a documentary on dysfunctional posters.]
"some people, gave advice before, about exposing the fraud,
exposing the imposter. And this is, this without a
doubt, is his biggest challenge ever. He's going to
have to find him. You're gonna have to try, he's gonna
to have to try and, uh, and, and, and get Skadz on here. I mean
no one can say they know who he is."
[Sample from a news commentary about the Merlo Imposter chase.]
"That, so they say that, in ya know like, a Joe Stump song or
something, you'd says it's a hundred and eighty BPM, but it's
alternate picking.
At Berklee they say that?
Oh, maybe not. I'm all mixed up.
Alternate until I had the wonder pick."
[Sample from the Conan O'Shredder show.]
"...I get in this jam... Read it. You have your own chat room to
talk in, I don't care what you do. I don't care when. This
jam gets read by Skadz, this jam gets read by nine
o'clock. If you're posting the bad stuff at nine o'clock, then
you'd better find some place to post. Because you're not going to
be a dick on this jam. Digest is ready..."
[Sample from a documentary on dysfunctional posters.]
There's no way to hide my shame
if I wanted to
There's little that's on here that's sane
and it's crap to me and you
There's no one to moderate
so its anything
Never e-mail me again
do you really think I need this
I'll never post on here again, I can never post on here again.
I'll never post on here again, I can never post on here again.
And I'll lurk and I'll learn to pretend
And I'll never post on here again
And I'll have no more flames to defend
And I'll never post on here again
Someone else can pen the remaining _Ashamed_ songs.
Here are some of my ideas:
Suck their Cocks - by Mojoman
----------------
"Suck their cocks at the Ytsecon..." [4 times]
F*cked in a Trade - by Pat Daugherty
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F*cked in a Trade
Hated by the list
For posting this thread
Reliving the lies
devised in Al's head
Queensryche is Faded - Any volunteers?
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Queensryche is Faded
their glory is behind them
Fans are so jaded
They break CDs done by them
Others (I'm running out of ideas obviously):
Skadzomania (Instrumental) - Chris Ptacek (requires shredding)
Voices - By Buster (defending the voices of JLB and GT).
The Violent Man - By George.Farber (something autobiographical)
The Beer - By Scott Herman (about the drinking game)
Why - By Mike Bahr (something philosphical and esoteric).
Lifting Lyrics off a Boot - By Mike Kizer
[No parodies of the great masterpiece Scarred are permitted]
And the special bonus b-side:
To Flame Forever - By Lars Hellspawn
Joe
jkruger@ee.net
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 18:34:08 -0400
From: "Frank Benenati" <mojoman@emeraldlink.com>
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Female virgin offering....12 midnight...tonight!
Message-ID: <199707162237.SAA19495@beast.brainlink.com>
Hello Jammers....
I know 90% of you are probably going,
"Awe Shit!!! He's back!"
Well...I am.....
....but then again...I'm not...
I realized after a real long vacation from DT, the Jam, the chats....all
that stuff....that I started really anticipating the new album....and
figured the best place to get some dirt...is well....The Jam...
So I decided to swallow most of my pride and re-subscribe....
Hopefully...I'll see some good stuff...get a few laughs from Bafu's always
interesting posts....and catch up on the CD's Senor Barr is making!!!
Maybe once under a glass moon...I'll even post something...but unless you
really piss me off, I don't think you'll see more than some really bland
commentary....
Anyway....enough of the useless letter....I felt that announcing my
presense was called for...
See Ya,
The Almighty MojoMan
p.s. Just saying Hi to: Skadz, D-mon, Bafu, Senor Barr, Syrinx, Mr. Barker
*******************************************
"Just Say Mojo!"
mojoman@emeraldlink.com
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 18:42:54 -0400
From: Joe Kruger <jkruger@ee.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Female virgin offering....12 midnight...tonight!
Message-ID: <3.0.1.32.19970716184254.006f67b0@mail.ee.net>
At 03:45 PM 7/16/97 -0700, you wrote:
>Hello Jammers....
>
> I know 90% of you are probably going,
>
> "Awe Shit!!! He's back!"
>
> Well...I am.....
> ....but then again...I'm not...
>
> The Almighty MojoMan
>
>p.s. Just saying Hi to: Skadz, D-mon, Bafu, Senor Barr, Syrinx, Mr. Barker
>
Boy, talk about your great timing.
All in good fun.
Welcome back Mojo. Things haven't changed much.
Joe
jkruger@ee.net
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Date: 16 Jul 97 18:53:32 EDT
From: _ <103430.227@CompuServe.COM>
To: YTSEJAM <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: FATES WARNING - PLEASANT SHADE GRAY
Message-ID: <970716225331_103430.227_JHM83-1@CompuServe.COM>
Has anyone out there heard Fates Warning's new "A Pleasant Shade of Gray" CD?
Is it worth purchasing in your opinion?
Please respond to my e-mail box: 103430.227@compuserve.com.
(P.S. - Also, does anyone know when the new Dream Theater CD will be released?)
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Date: 16 Jul 97 18:53:33 EDT
From: _ <103430.227@CompuServe.COM>
To: YTSEJAM <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: FISH - SUNSETS ON EMPIRE
Message-ID: <970716225333_103430.227_JHM83-2@CompuServe.COM>
Has anyone out there heard Fish's new "Sunsets on Empire" CD? Is it worth
purchasing in your opinion?
Please respond to my e-mail box: 103430.227@compuserve.com.
(P.S. - Also, does anyone know when the new Dream Theater CD will be released?)
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 16:54:04 -0700 (MST)
From: eckie@asu.edu
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Cc: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: DT Parodies
Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970716165342.29060A-100000@general3.asu.edu>
*cackle*
WOO HOO! THAT ROCKED!
~Eckie posted on here again
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 17:16:34 PDT
From: "Herve Baile" <rvb74@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Cool bands
Message-ID: <199707170016.RAA20247@f19.hotmail.com>
Hi out there,
I agree with you all DT is a great (certainly my favorite one), but if
you don't know, there are some others bands I am listening to which are
pretty good also and I think that a DT fan must know :
-> Fates Warning (I think everyone here knows that one)
-> Symphony X : A really good band, the best album of the year, I think,
until know (it's called "Divine winds of Tragedy") and I have big
troubles to get that one from the United states (If anyone has a
clue....). It' a kind of melodic, speed progressive metal, with powerful
guitar and voice...
-> Paradise Lost (wonderful gothic metal, England)
-> Cemetary (Gothic metal from Sweden, a bit less powerful than Paradise
Lost, but really good). I've got the last album (called "Sundown", and
it's wonderful...) If anybody knows the 2 other ones, he can tell me
about them
-> Blind Guardian : Speed metal from Germany, really powerful
-> Stratovarius : One of my favorite band, also. They are playing very
speed, with a real efficiency and a real technicity... If you don't
know, just check out, you won't be deceit.
Thanks for any upcoming advice,
-------------------------------------------
Herve BAILE,
IBM (Santa Teresa Laboratory) Intern
MS MBDS Student (Nice, Sophia-Antipolis)
IBM Tel : (408)-463-3278
Home Tel : (408) 362 4522
e-mail : rvb74@hotmail.com
Time in San Jose is Time in France - 9 hours
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 17:23:31 PDT
From: "Herve Baile" <rvb74@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Good locations near San Jose
Message-ID: <199707170023.RAA18509@f23.hotmail.com>
Hi out there,
I'm just arriving in San Jose (from France) for 6 months and I hope I
will enjoy a lot of concert, live pubs and stuff like that...
The problem is that I don't know anything about the good metal location,
places closed to San Jose. If someone can help me, Thank you...
Is there also some good CD store (I found a Wherehouse store but they
don't have a lot of Metal stuff compare to France...)
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Herve BAILE,
IBM (Santa Teresa Laboratory) Intern
MS MBDS Student (Nice, Sophia-Antipolis)
IBM Tel : (408)-463-3278
Home Tel : (408) 362 4522
e-mail : rvb74@hotmail.com
Time in San Jose is Time in France - 9 hours
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 20:35:51 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Jeremy C. Hallum" <jhallum@bu-ast.bu.edu>
To: "Yzerjam: the Mailing list for DT/Red Wing Fans Worldwide" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Fantasy football, and the Vikings
Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970716202723.8885B-100000@bu-ast.bu.edu>
On Wed, 16 Jul 1997 ytsejam@ax.com wrote:
> Jeremy is:
> > -A Vikings Fan in New England.
> You've got to be kidding! You MUST be from Minnesota. Hell, I live here,
> and I'd gladly be a Patriot fan in Minnesota.
Well, Ok, I did jump on the Drew Bandwagon when he was a rookie,
and rooted for the Pats in the Super Bowl (Sack the Pack!), but
otherwise I'm a Purple Phreaking Vikes fan, born and raised in the Great
White (and Purple and Gold) North.
-jeremy
+=====================================================================+
# grad student, Boston U. # "You're a psychopath!" #
# Boston, MA 02134 # "No, psychopaths kill for no reason, #
# Astronomy # I kill for money... no, that didn't #
#<*> Jeremy Hallum <*># sound right." #
#<*> jhallum@bu.edu <*># -Grosse Point Blanke #
#<*>jhallum@dreamt.org <*># http://bu-ast.bu.edu/~jhallum/ #
+=====================================================================+
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 21:02:12 -0400
From: Carlos Alfaro <calfaro@caribe.net>
To: El Jam <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: question regarding marillion
Message-ID: <33CD6F14.40D4@caribe.net>
Im curious on what marillion album i should get... my faves (right now
in order)
Dt
angra
Superior
Fates Warning
Rush and ELp
Strunz & Farah (jazz guitar duo)
Chick Corea Electric Band
other bands i enjoy: shadow gallery,lemur voice,enchant,altura...
please email it privately
"At the edge of chaos, unexpected outcomes occur.
The risk to survival is severe."
Ian Malcolm
http://premium.caribe.net/~calfaro
mailto:calfaro@caribe.net mailto:ytsekurt@geocities.com
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 19:45:13 -0600
From: "woot" <woot@crypted.com>
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: catching up
Message-ID: <199707170148.TAA03424@mailmx.micron.net>
Well, I get back from vacation expecting to have tons of jams, when i find
out my puter has the New York Blue virus. needless to say, by the time i
finally got that out of the system i had a whole buttload of jams.
> As someone else pointed out before,
>for some reason the guy thinks you're supposed to hold notes in the middle
>of a line instead of at the end.
woohoo! that was me! I actually agree with Lars about something! I do love
APSOG, just not most of the vocals.
Question: Why is the JPM body so freaking huge? it looks like a box. Much
wider than the average.
still catching up...
woot
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 21:43:49 +0000
From: Walter Semerenko <walter@orlinter.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Screaming Headless Torsos
Message-ID: <B0000149427@chicago.orlinter.com>
>From: Albert Balkiewicz <balkiewi@UMDNJ.EDU>
> Screaming Headless Torsos - self-titled(?), their only major
> release...
>
> This was a recommendation from a 'Jammer (forget your name), so
> I picked it up. Not what I expected, but very VERY funk-
> oriented music. Great guitarist, cool rhythm and groove.....
> good vocals as well.....I like it, but it threw me for a loop.
> If anyone likes funk-type stuff, this is definitely a must-have.
> Hopefully, the guy who recommended this will give a better
> review......
My recomendation was a brief description on the band. There is really no
way to describe the Torsos music accurately in a paragraph because it is
really diverse. Ok, you asked for it. A full-blown review coming on the jam.
Walter.
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 20:45:11 -0700 (MST)
From: durnik <durnik@goodnet.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: lotta mail
Message-ID: <199707170345.UAA03839@goodnet.com>
If you have to wait a bit for e-mail from me, I'm sorry. Lotsa
mail this week. Dunno why.
To reiterate what another Jammer posted: "Contact" is a winner.
The end left me just slightly on edge, which is about what it _should_ do.
While I'm on the subject...
Men in Black was funny.
My Best Friend's Wedding sucked. My opinion only. Un-fun. A chick movie, a
la "Steel Magnolias", "Fried Green Tomatoes", "Thelma & Louise"
George of the Jungle was funny, and would have been about 1000% better if
they had left Weird Al's original theme song alone instead of
having those morons from POTUSA redo it!! The part where the
villain argues with the narrator is priceless.
Hercules is a blast, yet the music sucked, unusual for a Disney movie.
Face/off was totally rippin'. Pun intended.
I can't think of too many others right now...
- Mike Bahr - durnik@goodnet.com - http://www.goodnet.com/~durnik
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