YTSEJAM Digest 2766
Today's Topics:
1) DT Parodies
by Chris Ptacek <someone@enteract.com>
2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2758
by "Blondie Smurf" <cyradis1@hotmail.com>
3) Fates Warning - U.S. Tour Dates ***Update***
by Michael Kizer <mkizer@goodnet.com>
4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2758
by "KorgX3" <KorgX3@cyberhighway.net>
5) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2763
by "Blondie Smurf" <cyradis1@hotmail.com>
6) Superior interview
by Bernd Basmer <basmer@med-rz.uni-sb.de>
7) New Galactic Cowboys
by "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com>
8) Guitars that Rule the World
by "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com>
9) Fucker
by Lars Hellsten <lars@shaw.wave.ca>
10) Ytsejam Photo Gallery? Comments Please
by Gary Cleghorn <gary@tequila.demon.co.uk>
11) hahaha
by "L. Jason Hartman" <lhartm1@gl.umbc.edu>
12) Sentenced
by "Ville Rassi" <vilzu@hotmail.com>
13) Matthew Gamble, empty your fookin' mailbox :)
by Jon Parmet <jonp@mailstorm.dot.gov>
14) Letting things go...
by Brian Wherry <bwherry@bu.edu>
15) GC
by Pat Daugherty <pdaugher@bdmserver.mcl.bdm.com>
16) F.W. in Phx.
by "Edwin Voras" <Edwin.Voras@MCI.Com>
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 23:11:30 -0500
From: Chris Ptacek <someone@enteract.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: DT Parodies
Message-ID: <2.2.32.19970717041130.00752830@pop.enteract.com>
Joe Kruger, you are truly a God... I am in pain from laughing so hard!
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 21:42:16 PDT
From: "Blondie Smurf" <cyradis1@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2758
Message-ID: <199707170442.VAA11160@f32.hotmail.com>
george.farber@juno.com (George Farber) wrote:
>Fuck all of you computer losers!!!
To me, a loser is one who signs onto a fan listproc for a group, and
then posts:
>FUCK YOU!!!
>FUCK YOU!!!
>FUCK YOU!!!
--8<-SNIP-8<--
>Dream Theater isn't a very good band...
>They try too hard...use all theory and no hard no-brain stuff
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>
>
>oh yeah...
>FUCK YOU!!!
>and othher stuff that may be semi-related.
>
>p.s. hugs and kisses
Skadz, can we have this Loser unsubscribed?
nightcast@usa.net wrote:
>Most of the 'jammers are technophiles to some extent or another.. I'd
>like to know people's thoughts on making a multimedia CD on DT.. Not
>something I personally would be making, but perhaps something all of
the
>jammers could contribute on that we could then send to their record
company
>and have included on a future DT CD. Be curious to know others'
>thoughts and ideas. Include stuff like .AVI format of their videos,
perhaps
>some interviews, D-man's own FAQ...? Perhaps some other goodies.
Personally? I wouldn't buy it, unless it had some serious crap on it,
stuff that you couldn't find anywhere else. Maybe not the FAQ, because
it'd be outdated pretty quickly.
Alison
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 22:16:45 -0700
From: Michael Kizer <mkizer@goodnet.com>
To: mrkizer@CCGATE.HAC.COM
Subject: Fates Warning - U.S. Tour Dates ***Update***
Message-ID: <33CDAABD.DA81B891@goodnet.com>
Help Wanted: Anyone who is able to help promote Fates Warning's U.S.
Tour
(distributing flyers, etc.), please contact Tracy at Metal Blade
<EGWENEALVE@aol.com>. If you can do anything at all, the band would
greatly
appreciate it. Let's help the guys have a successful tour!
These are the latest Fates Warning tour dates
(some remain unconfirmed so check with your local venues):
1997 U.S. Tour Dates (As of July 16, 1997):
*** CANCELLED 07/24 Corona,California Showcase Theater
*** CANCELLED 07/25 Lakewood,California Northern Lites
07/28 Phoenix,AZ Mason Jar *** Changed ****
07/30 Lubbock,TX Palladian Live
07/31 San Antonio,TX White Rabbit
08/01 Houston,TX The Abyss
08/02 Fort Worth,TX Caravan Of Dreams
08/03 Lafayette, LA Shanahans
08/05 Pittsburgh, PA The Metropol
08/06 Danbury, CT Tuxedo Junction
08/07 South Amboy, NJ Club Bene
08/08 West Springfield,VA Jaxx Nite Club
08/09 Mt. Vernon, NY Lodown
08/10 Philadelphia,PA Trocadero
08/12 Chanpaign, IL Mabels
08/13 Columbus,OH Alrosa Villa
08/14 Westland, MI The Mosquito Club
08/15 Cleveland,OH Sidekicks
08/16 Cincinnati, OH Annie's
08/17 Chicago, IL House Of Blues
08/23 West Hollywood, CA Whiskey A Go Go
Keep checking the web site for updates! --
~Michael Kizer -- Computer Sciences Corporation (Tucson, AZ)
Email: mrkizer@ccgate.hac.com / mkizer@goodnet.com /
fugazi@weirdness.com
URL: http://www.goodnet.com/~mkizer
Fates Warning (Island in the Stream) & Dream Theater ("Unofficial" Song
Book)
*** Sola sapientia est qui me in merda posuit ***
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 23:19:52 -0600
From: "KorgX3" <KorgX3@cyberhighway.net>
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2758
Message-ID: <199707170521.WAA16511@odin.ax.com>
>11. Gay Digest
I must say, keep em coming. That was the coolest thing I've read in many
moons.
>george.farber@juno.com (George Farber) wrote:
>>Fuck all of you computer losers!!!
What a dork, he must not have been on here very long. I believe the proper
term now is "loosers." Something his gilrfriend will never have to worry
about being.
"Can you say tee-nee pee-pee? I knew you could!"
KorgX3
KorgX3@cyberhighway.net
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 22:30:33 PDT
From: "Blondie Smurf" <cyradis1@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2763
Message-ID: <199707170530.WAA00484@f34.hotmail.com>
>If you're already a fan of hard rock,(Which I assume you would be if
you=20
>are on a DT list) go with Operation:Mindcrime or Rage for Order.
That=20
>has most of their hardest material, but still is inherently
Queensryche. =
>=20
>However, if you're not as much of a hard rocker,(i.e., your favorite=20
>Dream Theater(Sorry, I just read the drinking game. ;-) ) song is=20
>Lifting Shadows) you might be better off to start with Empire. It's=20
>their lightest album.
Just to through my opinion into the pot, I prefer Empire, then
Operation: Mindcrime, then Rage for Order. Empire's my fave. QR
album--listening to it now.
"Blevins, Mike" <BlevinsM@amsc.Belvoir.Army.Mil> wrote:
>To add a little DT content - are the music books for Awake and Images
>out of print? I've heard that they are, and if that's the case, if
there
>are any fellow players out there that want them, I'd be glad to make
>copies. They're very accurate (Petrucci checked them), and I've gotten
>quite an insight into his playing style. Not that that means I can play
>it... :)
I don't know as to whether or not they're out of print, but they've been
spotted by friends of mine in places that sell oodles of sheet music.
("Dream Theater... That's that band Alison's always trying to get me to
listen to...")
Alison
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 07:51:14 +0200
From: Bernd Basmer <basmer@med-rz.uni-sb.de>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Superior interview
Message-ID: <3.0.1.32.19970717075114.007d59d0@krzsun.med-rz.uni-sb.de>
Hi!!
For all those who are interested in reading interviews...
Have a look at http://www.mindcage.com/superior.html
Bye
Bernd.
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 23:33:02 -0600
From: "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com, fernandm@U.Arizona.EDU
Subject: New Galactic Cowboys
Message-ID: <3.0.32.19970716233258.007f1310@postoffice.syspac.com>
All of this is strictly IHMO:
Let me start off by saying I'm a fan of the Galactic Cowboys. I have
their first two CDs, so I decided to go out and get the new one, "The Horse
that Bud Bought". Mind you, I have not heard the EP or Machine Fish.
Wow, the guitar sound lost the edge [ala Load, HITNF (not condemning
either album)], and the songs are just not polished very well IMO. There
are some great heavy ideas in there, but the tone on the guitar seems to
lack the ballz necessary to get the job done. I mean, the guitar and the
bass seem far apart from each other in the mix. I was incredibly impressed
with Space In Your Face, and I was expecting another powerful, melodic
album, but this one keeps me a bit depressed.
I'm listening to the CD as I write this, and it's on #9, Media Slant.
Just to give you an idea of what I'm thinking, I'm thinking Green Day as I
listen to this. It's really sad. And to think this is a Metal Blade
release.
1:50 into the song: cool slow down there :)
There's a lot of I Mother Earth-type stuff here. This band seems to have
gone from a melodic Pantera to a cross between King's X and I Mother Earth.
Not necessarily a bad thing, but it leaves me a bit disapointed.
My advice on this one: listen to a friend's copy of this CD before you
decide to buy it. It's not the same Galactic Cowboys.
ERRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRR!!!! FUCK! #11 sounds like fucking NIRVANA!!!!!
AARRRRRRGGGHH!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!
This CD is going back to the store. I now see why there was a used one in
the bin, the day after the CD came out.
Laterz all,
Peace and love, and good happiness stuff, ~Vince
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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 23:34:23 -0600
From: "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Guitars that Rule the World
Message-ID: <3.0.32.19970716233419.007eca50@postoffice.syspac.com>
Along w/ the new GC, I picked this album up earlier tonight. This one
smokes. Wow, Alex Skolnick and Les Claypool on the same song :)
_Vinnie_
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 03:28:43 -0400
From: Lars Hellsten <lars@shaw.wave.ca>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Fucker
Message-ID: <3.0.32.19970717032842.007bd350@futshock>
> Can this fucker please be kicked off the list ? All he does is post
> shit like (Ytsejam 2708) :
Actually, maybe you should be kicked off the list for doing something as
stupid as re-posting all his shit to the jam. I think we've all freaking
noticed his messages already without you quoting them back to us in their
entirity.
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 11:30:56 +0100
From: Gary Cleghorn <gary@tequila.demon.co.uk>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Ytsejam Photo Gallery? Comments Please
Message-ID: <GIlpMDAgRfzzEw92@tequila.demon.co.uk>
I was going to use my free web space to produce a Dream Theater
web site but to be honest there are quite a few that are much better
than anything i could do.
So, how about a photo gallery for ytsejammers?, a sort of who's who
If any one wants to start off the site send me a photo (via e-mail or
post i'll give you my home address if you e-mail me because i have a
scanner).
-- Gary Cleghorn"Only one thing is impossible for a Vorlon to understand, how to change the IRQ setting in any DOS computer"
Lennier
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 07:34:29 -0400 (EDT) From: "L. Jason Hartman" <lhartm1@gl.umbc.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: hahaha Message-ID: <199707171134.HAA09109@umbc8.umbc.edu>
That parody was awesome!! One of the best ever!!
Great job! -- /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ \ / / L. Jason Hartman "And I'll smile and I'll learn to pretend \ \ lhartm1@gl.umbc.edu And I'll never be open again / / And I'll have no more dreams to defend \ \ Univ. Of Maryland, And I'll never be open again " / / Baltimore County - Kevin Moore : Dream Theater \ \ / / "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." \ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 05:05:00 PDT From: "Ville Rassi" <vilzu@hotmail.com> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Sentenced Message-ID: <199707171205.FAA15166@f76.hotmail.com>
Hello fellow jammers!
Has any of you ever heard of a finnish band called Sentenced? They have just released their "best of"-album(Sentenced:greatest kills)Itīs a very good band.Not great,because some of their songs are really depressing.Their version of Iron Maidenīs:The Trooper is great!
-Vilzu-
now playing:
1.Iron Maiden:Somewhere in time
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 12:19:56 +0000 From: Jon Parmet <jonp@mailstorm.dot.gov> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Matthew Gamble, empty your fookin' mailbox :) Message-ID: <33CE0DEC.28D9@mailstorm.dot.gov>
I noticed someone mentioned in an earlier post that they received:
========================================================== From: Post_Office@st-marks.pvt.k12.ma.us (Post Office)
Sorry. Your message could not be delivered to:
Matthew H. Gamble (Mailbox or Conference is full.) ==========================================================
in their mailbox. Well, this is the second one I've gotten. I also noticed that the post it was referring to got posted to the jam back on Tuesday (about 10 jams ago)...
Regards,
Jon
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 09:04:59 -0400 (EDT) From: Brian Wherry <bwherry@bu.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Letting things go... Message-ID: <Pine.A32.3.96.970717090418.97902A-100000@acs3.bu.edu>
Do you know what's the worst thing for a comedian? When he/she tells a joke and no one laughs. Or getting run over by a steamroller, I'd imagine, also wouldn't be particularly pleasant.
Every time I see George Farber's posts I hope that no one will reply to it -- and hence, he will fizzle away. But every single time, someone goes and copies all his posts and complains to Skadz that he should be kicked off the list.
Please, people, stop feeding the fire. Just let it go. And it'll go away. It's actually kind of amusing to the the sort of thing that someone will post.
A new outlook: If he doesn't go away, then the ytsejam will have the "George Farber mark of authenticity" on it forever, which won't necessarily be a bad thing. Kinda like the Mass. Ave. bridge with the MIT fratboys' "Smoot" gradings.
I mean, think about it. You're reading one of the several daily ytsejams and there are posts on the new album, musical discussions, Bafu, Ptacek, ..... and some guy that shouts fuck you and tells everyone to die! I think it's friggin' hysterical. But I am a little wacky....
Just a thought.
Brian -- /* * User: Brian Wherry, bwherry@bu.edu, bwherry@cs.bu.edu * School: Boston University College of Engineering * Web: http://www.channel1.com/users/wacky/ * http://acs.bu.edu:8001/~bwherry/ * Quote: "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur." */
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 09:28:44 -0400 (EDT) From: Pat Daugherty <pdaugher@bdmserver.mcl.bdm.com> To: Dream Theater Mailing List <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: GC Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970717092726.3713A-100000@bdmserver>
Dan wrote: >>Space in Your face is good as well but >>I really really hate the hidden tracks. > >do you hate the hidden tracks, ie the songs, themselves? >or do you just hate the "hidden" part of it all?
I should have worded that better. I hate the fact that the songs are hidden. The songs themselves are great. If it was Geffen's idea to hide those tracks then Geffen sucks...
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 07:53 -0700 (MST) From: "Edwin Voras" <Edwin.Voras@MCI.Com> To: Ytsejam <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: F.W. in Phx. Message-ID: <19970717145331.AAA24142@localHost>
Hey Az Jammers,
Who's going to the Fates show @ the Mason pit? Does anyone want to meet B4 the show? Let me know.
Yste on dudes,
eD
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