YTSEJAM digest 2799

From: ytsejam@ax.com
Date: Mon Jul 28 1997 - 04:18:10 EDT

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    Today's Topics:

      1)
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      2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2798
     by Wes Foll <wfoll@pop.america.net>
      3) Spawn Soundtrack and Iced Earth
     by Wes Foll <wfoll@pop.america.net>
      4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2798
     by "Adam Cook" <acook@tiac.net>
      5) Yes & Styx
     by Timothy Templeton <ttempleton@worldnet.att.net>
      6) Lyrics to new songs???
     by Rogerio Brito <rbrito@linux.ime.usp.br>
      7) more cool parent stuff
     by "Chairface" <Dale.R.Newberry@MO.NET>
      8) DYT (Deep YTSEJAM Thought)
     by Davidjon Sabetai <DAVIDJON@postoffice.worldnet.att.net>
      9) 1ST DT SINGLE!!!!!
     by Joe Wright <jrwee@gator.net>
     10) Re: 1ST DT SINGLE!!!!!
     by eckie@asu.edu
     11) Duh
     by Chad Martin <mart0312@gold.tc.umn.edu>
     12) the sad state of live music in america
     by Thrak75@aol.com
     13) Cinderella & Trumpy
     by "S. Borzilleri" <magellan@u.washington.edu>
     14) Popular Scottish Cuisine
     by "S. Borzilleri" <magellan@u.washington.edu>
     15) Last post and shit
     by Chad Martin <mart0312@gold.tc.umn.edu>
     16) Re: The value of D
     by drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)

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    gRaHam

    JE78674@ltu.edu on 25/07/97 09:25:17 AM

    Please respond to ytsejam@ax.com

    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    cc: (bcc: Graham Boyle/NRC/HMAS WATSON/NAVY/AU)
    Subject: Journey

    Hey Jammers.......I have been a huge Journey fan for years....I bought
    the recent CD when it was released in October 1996. But 9 months later,
    no tour at all......does anyone know why they chose to release an album
    and not tour it? Steve Perry came here solo (Michigan) in 1995. he
    played 2 of his own songs and the rest Journey songs.......

    Oh well....I hope someone out there knows

    Thanks,

    Jeff E.

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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 20:40:01 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Wes Foll <wfoll@pop.america.net>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2798
    Message-ID: <199707280040.UAA06275@web2.america.net>

    >I wonder if ICED EARTH will be on the soundtrack to the movie SPAWN.
    >After all, "the dark saga" album is based on SPAWN, the comic book.
    >This would give the band a little more exposure.
    >
    >Elvis Batur
    >cyclone@securenet.net

    Actually, nope, they're not on the Spawn soundtrack. 8( BUT, I can tell ya
    of a few bands/people who are:
    Kirk Hammet does some stuff with some techno guy, and so is a techno-ized
    version of For Whom The Bell Tolls, let's see what else? Slayer, Henry
    Rollins, Marilyn Manson, Korn....etc. Mind you, every song on the album is
    a techno type of song with an artist or band teamed up with some dj or
    techno band. Here's the url for the web site for sound samples and a
    listing of bands. Iced Earth UN-techno-ized would have been fuckin great I
    agree though!
    ------------
    Beavis (Wes Foll)
     http://www.america.net/~wfoll/beavis.htm

    "Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
    itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"
    and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so
    is mankind." ---Jack Handey
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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 20:42:24 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Wes Foll <wfoll@pop.america.net>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Spawn Soundtrack and Iced Earth
    Message-ID: <199707280042.UAA06494@web2.america.net>

    >I wonder if ICED EARTH will be on the soundtrack to the movie SPAWN.
    >After all, "the dark saga" album is based on SPAWN, the comic book.
    >This would give the band a little more exposure.
    >
    >Elvis Batur
    >cyclone@securenet.net

    Actually, nope, they're not on the Spawn soundtrack. 8( BUT, I can tell ya
    of a few bands/people who are:
    Kirk Hammet does some stuff with some techno guy, and so is a techno-ized
    version of For Whom The Bell Tolls, let's see what else? Slayer, Henry
    Rollins, Marilyn Manson, Korn....etc. Mind you, every song on the album is
    a techno type of song with an artist or band teamed up with some dj or
    techno band. Here's the url for the web site for sound samples and a
    listing of bands. Iced Earth UN-techno-ized would have been fuckin great I
    agree though!

    (sorry this got sent twice, I accidentally sent the first copy out without a
    subject telling you all what I was going to write!)

    later (Don't worry, I still have my HUGE Anthrax .sig file tucked away on my
    hd.)
    ------------
    Beavis (Wes Foll)
     http://www.america.net/~wfoll/beavis.htm

    "Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
    itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"
    and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so
    is mankind." ---Jack Handey
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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 21:06:33 -0400
    From: "Adam Cook" <acook@tiac.net>
    To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2798
    Message-ID: <199707280108.VAA13713@zork.tiac.net>

    > if prog ever got huge, it'd suck
    > we've been over this territory many times before, about how we secretly
    > *like* the fact that prog isn't big, because the way it is, we can sit
    > back and bitch at all those other forms of less-than-*good* (whatever the
    > hell that means) that are getting popular while *real* musicians are
    > shafted by the whims of an inattentive public.....

    Agreed. I find it funny how we do that though, because 90% of the time when
    I put on music like prog that is supposedly much more "advanced" then
    what's popular people think it sucks. Either this means that the other
    person listening is "wrong" because my music is "better", or they just have
    a different opinion. Some people I might get to enjoy DT but most of the
    time they don't want to bother to put forth the effort to listen to it
    because they just don't care. It's about opinions people, music is
    subjective. DT may be more progressive, but does that really matter? Should
    it be required that more people like DT cause they're better musicians and
    write longer songs? Most of these questions are rhetorical, but take a shot
    at answering them if you want.

    > funny thing is, when prog catches on, if it ever does, there are gonna be
    > a lot of stories like Beth's Metallica tale......

    Exactly. I was at a generic high school party recently where a 16 year old
    girl told me to put on some Metallica. I put on Master of Puppets and she
    told me she just wanted to hear "the Sandman song". I told her to listen to
    this and give it a chance, and she might like it, but she insisted on just
    one song. This is another example that the mass market that buys popular
    music (young people) don't really care about albums or bands or even
    STYLES. Most people in my class are fans of all different types of music,
    and if you listen to the radio you'll find tons of different shit is out
    there, but it's almost always somebody will buy an album and become a "fan"
    of a band because of one or two songs. Dave Matthews Band is one of the few
    popular music bands with actual music talent and whenever somebody puts in
    their disc or I'm listening to the radio I hear the same 2 or 3 songs off
    their two albums.

    > everyone in finneus should be shot. why? simple, really. no set of
    > musicians should be able to put out such a oustanding disc and be allowed
    > to live. it's _THAT_ good.

    An unusual reason for being shot. However this is also coming from a guy
    who hated APSoG so you know what that means about your opinion ;-)

    Adam

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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 18:39:07 -0700
    From: Timothy Templeton <ttempleton@worldnet.att.net>
    To: DragynLMC3@aol.com, ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Yes & Styx
    Message-ID: <33DBF83B.11CA@worldnet.att.net>

    > C'mon people, someone out there has got to have heard of these bands... Ive
    > seen people mention Yes a couple of times... hell its even on the top ten i
    > believe... so why, pray tell, has no one replied to my last post, hmmmmm? i
    > think i need a hug :}
    > Has anyone heard of Styx, and what is their opinion?

    Styx is a great band. I really like them. Not quite as hard as my
    current musical taste is, but I still can't forget the good times!
    For a discography, go to
    http://web0.tiac.net/users/kat/Styx/discography.html

    Equinox ROCKS! The band I was in in HS did Suite Madame Blue
    Grand Illusion, Paradise Theater, Crystal Ball, The Grand Illusion...all
    good.
    > How many albums does Yes have?

    This could start some controversy ;) From "Yes" in 1969 through "Keys To
    Ascension" in 1996, there are 23 albums. Go to
    http://www.ziplink.net/~mputzel/yesalbum.htm
    for a discography. Go up to the ~mputzel URL for links & other info.

    My favorites are Big Generator (listened to it for 1/2 of the 1 1/2
    weeks in Asia this last month) & 90125. I like most of their albums, but
    these move me the most.
    > Which ones should i get first?
    > (other questions i can not think of)?
    > email me privately or post on the jam, just reply!
    >
    > ~Lisa
    > dragynlmc3@aol.com
    There ya go!
    Tim Templeton
    Kent, WA

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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 23:00:33 -0300 (EST)
    From: Rogerio Brito <rbrito@linux.ime.usp.br>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Lyrics to new songs???
    Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.96.970727225809.3652A-100000@turing.ime.usp.br>

            Hi, there.

            Ok. Everyone knows that I'm not a native English speaker and I
    have some problems understanding what James is singing/screaming on the
    new songs. So, I'd like to ask to the generous souls out there if you
    could mail the lyrics to the 'jam please (maybe other people may be
    interested in the lyrics also).

            Ok. As usual, thank you for any help, Roger...

    --
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      Rogerio Brito - rbrito@ime.usp.br - http://www.ime.usp.br/~rbrito
      Undergraduate Computer Science Student - "Windows? Linux and X!"
       Bootleg/trade page: http://www.ime.usp.br/~rbrito/bootleg.html
     "Life is ours, we live it our way (...) / And nothing else matters"
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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 21:42:35 +0000 From: "Chairface" <Dale.R.Newberry@MO.NET> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: more cool parent stuff Message-ID: <199707280251.VAA09970@Walden.MO.NET>

    Man, I had 'tage's DWD on this morning. My mom even commented that she likes the music, but couldn't really get into the vocals. She mentioned something about liking Yanni, too (it was during one of the slower piano parts on DWD :). She's 57.

    Dale R. Newberry

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    Date: Mon, 28 Jul 1997 03:21:31 +0000 From: Davidjon Sabetai <DAVIDJON@postoffice.worldnet.att.net> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: DYT (Deep YTSEJAM Thought) Message-ID: <19970728031954.AAE19091@LOCALNAME>

    I feel sorry for all the female fans of DT. They can never experience that wonderful, tingling sensation of blasting DT on the stereo and having their nadz rock along.

    Isaac

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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 23:59:58 -0700 From: Joe Wright <jrwee@gator.net> To: "ytsejam@ax.com" <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: 1ST DT SINGLE!!!!! Message-ID: <33DC436E.62A3@gator.net>

    HAGANAGAAAAA! This just in folks! A friend of mine who is interning at WEA said that he has a copy of the first DT single and it is (drum roll please.....) "YOU NOT ME". Here is what he said incase you guys think I'm an impostor or something...

    >Speaking of which, I thought you might like to know that I have the new >DreamTheater single in my possession. I will probably get the new CD >within a couple of weeks. The song is called "You Not Me" and the album >is called "Falling Into Infinity" but you probably knew that already. >The song is awesome for a single. It is very catchy but absolutely the >simplest heavy song they have ever done. He also said that he will mail me a copy, and I will keep you guys posted. WOOHOO!!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! Joe -- The Joser jrwee@gator.net http://members.aol.com/mindscap/

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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 22:09:03 -0700 (MST) From: eckie@asu.edu To: ytsejam@ax.com Cc: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: 1ST DT SINGLE!!!!! Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970727220822.17196A-100000@general2.asu.edu>

    JOYGASM!!!! The end is near! I see the light at the end of the tunnel! Wanna...dub me a copy of that buddy? >;)

    ~Ecksteramma

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    Date: Mon, 28 Jul 1997 00:23:54 -0500 (CDT) From: Chad Martin <mart0312@gold.tc.umn.edu> To: "All 'Jammers" <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Duh Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.96.970728002031.21658B-100000@gold.tc.umn.edu>

    Hey, Rocky,

    I was just catching up on Ytsejams past. I think the subject pretty much sums up what I'm thinking about myself.

    That's it.

    Chad Martin mart0312@gold.tc.umn.edu chadbert@dnrc.org O-

    "You should never memorize something that can be looked up." - Albert Einstein

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    Date: Mon, 28 Jul 1997 01:24:02 -0400 (EDT) From: Thrak75@aol.com To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: the sad state of live music in america Message-ID: <970728012401_-1072745648@emout01.mail.aol.com>

    i haven't payed much attention to the thread that's been going on (yes, i'm ignorant, and i LIKE it that way!), but last night, i saw something that made me think a lot.

    as with all things, we tend to worship mediocrity and crap. gone are the days of trying to sound original- even in a bar-band situation. because a band i saw covered jewel, alanis, the cardigans, etc., they were considered "good." no attention was payed to how it really sounded- how well the musicians performed. they LOOKED good (complete with the token hot singer chick toting a tambourine, and your knicks-jersey wearing stud man), made the right MOVES, and kept a beat. if they could have at least played a tune of their own (as cheesy and po-ish as it may have been), they would have saved some grace.

    yes, it's a bar (the dublin pub, in long island). yes, it's cheese. but i've never seen so many people love shit as i did last night. no, i'm not saying they should have covered "pull me under" or "tom sawyer". what i'm saying is the cliches that so many bands i see (this also tended to be the point for a lot of bands i saw at the ny music fest last week) make me sick. this band (and any other) could have done their oasis, their gin blossoms, etc., but if they had done something INTERESTING (and i don't mean playing an evh solo in it- little things, like an intriguing arrangement, which isn't so hard to accomplish if you have half a musical brain), it would have been good.

    this, and coupled with my reading of "the fountainhead" (a book i loved AND hated- anyone who wishes to discuss this book with me go private), sometimes makes me GLAD that i'm going to law school. pity that a lot of the people who have talent and are doing good things for music are starving. is it a coincidence that a lot of them call themselves "progressive" musicians? not that it matters...

    whatever. i'm sick and tired now. ytsegoon

    ****************************************************************************** * david y. kobayashi thrak75@aol.com

    "now it's time for them to deal with me." -m. portnoy ****************************************************************************** *

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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 23:30:39 -0700 (PDT) From: "S. Borzilleri" <magellan@u.washington.edu> To: Dream Thespians <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Cinderella & Trumpy Message-ID: <Pine.A41.3.95b.970727232951.30802H-100000@dante13.u.washington.edu>

    > From: alex fraser <fraser@stolaf.edu> > Subject: Re: The value of D > > wasn't that a whitesnake song? it was a hair band anyway... maybe > slaughter or cinderella... i bet bafu would know. he's probably a > closet dokken fan...

    Ahem. Yes it was Cinderella. Yes the last album I bought by them was "Still Climbing," which was a little too hard to be played on a mainstream rock station, but not quite hard enough to be found on a metal station. Not that I've ever heard a metal station or anything. Kinda like how I've never seen a live Smurf. It's all rumors, unless you talk to that crazy Mulder guy. UFOs and Smurfs and Metal stations, yeah yeah, and the U.S. government is spreading the AIDS virus in gumball machines across America...

    And I'm not a closet Dokken fan, no matter what imposter@wee.wee might tell you.

    ---- > From: Davidjon Sabetai <DAVIDJON@postoffice.worldnet.att.net> > Subject: A Brief History of Radio and Why Prog Will Never Be Popular > > "Trumpy, do you know how to play?" > "Yes, it's when I break you in half."

    Now you must be punished. hehhehheh...these potatoes have very large ears...

    Dream Theater rules.

    Bafu Vai

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    Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 23:39:23 -0700 (PDT) From: "S. Borzilleri" <magellan@u.washington.edu> To: Dream Thespians <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Popular Scottish Cuisine Message-ID: <Pine.A41.3.95b.970727233042.30802I-100000@dante13.u.washington.edu>

    > From: "Korg Eksthrey" <KorgX3@cyberhighway.net> > Subject: Re: The sad state of 'merican Music; Meshuggah > > McDonald's? Easy to digest? HAHAHA... if you say so. :)

    Ever think of adding a cup of gravel to your happy meal? Ever hear of roughage? HELLO??? A little sand makes everything go down easier. Even Carrie Westcott.

    "Oh, a spoonful of sand makes the happy meal go down, The happy meal go dooooown, happy meal go down."

    > Anyway, with the mention of McDonald's it brought up a good point. If > eating there makes people sick (well, it does me anyway) and their food > in general tastes like shit, why do people go there?

    Because most humans love the taste of FAT. This holds true for lots of mammals. Lots of people I know make fun of McDonalds, but when we're on I-5 and none of us have eaten for eight hours and there's a sign for a McD's, they become strangely accepting to the idea of eating there.

    I once saw a Far Side cartoon which featured a man telling a ghost story to a bunch of children sitting around a campfire, which featured a little boy who "slowly raised the bucket of lard to his lips...and began to drink!!" Not much different from what happens if you squeeze a quarter pounder really hard. You might get all kinds of crap all over your hands, but it proves a point and will make you feel years younger.

    > It's all gimmicks. Everyone has their gimmicks. McDonald's gimmicks > attract mainly to children, however, but these children's inccesant > whining about having to go to Ronald's forces their parents to take them > once a week.

    Not to mention how much of a kid you'll feel like if you crush a handful of fries in your hand like a barbarian.

    > I imagine the guy who invented Ronald, Hamburglar, Birdie, Grimace > (what the fuck IS he anyway?) and Mayor McCheese has his picture framed > in gold at McDonald's Inc. Corporate Office building. Anyway, to my > point...

    I could make a point here that's it's just as disturbing that you know the names of these characters. Kind of like how I can name all the New Kids On The Block or the Spice Girls. But it's more likely that we're just victims of overexposure. Just like when the shutter gets stuck and you're strapped with 1600-speed film. Group hug.

    But why pick on Grimace? Are you sure you're not just venting anger at a helpless target? I mean, what exactly is Gonzo? Cookie Monster? Grover? Elmo? Frazzle? (not that I expect anyone to remember Frazzle) And what about Oscar? Is "grouch" a type of animal? And what exactly is a platypus? Supposedly a mammal, but it lays eggs? Webbed feet, AND covered with fur? Can you say "Creation Leftovers" boys and girls?

    Sounds like the kind of stuff McDonald's puts into its food. Webbed feet, eggs, fat...basic food groups I guess...

    > The music scene. Why do people flock around to see certain bands?

    Because they have lead singers who do neat things with their hands while hitting high-C's.

    > Marilyn Manson. He's the self-proclaimed anti-christ and people wanna > see him spit blood or something.

    Hahaha. If "Antichrist Superstar" is the best Lucifer has to offer, I can understand why God threw him out in the first place. I mean, Elvis and Stevie Ray were gonna show up eventually, gotta make room for the heavy-hitters, right? And Yngwie's just around the corner, so everyone in Heaven can remember what it was like having Lucifer around.

    I think Elliott Kim knows a great joke dealing with something I mentioned in the above paragraph. Please indulge us, E-Man. :)

    > Ozzy. He bit the head off a cow, etc.

    What? For the umpteeth time, it was a DEAD cow. He didn't bring any live animals onstage, that's never been part of his act. Did you see that one show where he bit off one of Zakk Wylde's fingers?

    > Alot of bands have silly little gimmicks that draw people.

    Silly little gimmicks? Are you referring to Glenn Danzig?

    I know, I know, if Glenn Danzig reads this he'll hunt me down and kill me. If not with his extensive martial arts training, then with his oriental killing sticks. I got Jackie Chan in my corner, bring it on.

    Bafu Vai

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    Date: Mon, 28 Jul 1997 02:38:23 -0500 (CDT) From: Chad Martin <mart0312@gold.tc.umn.edu> To: "All 'Jammers" <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Last post and shit Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.96.970728022550.25934C-100000@gold.tc.umn.edu>

    In case anybody is confused, I'm feeling duh about the Metallica shit. I think I do need a hug.

    2 PDT's (prog deep thoughts):

    1) My CD player has a Prog. button on it. It'd be really neat if it would turn the music in the player to some whoop ass prog metal.

    2) I think being into prog music has turned me into an arrogant asshole. I was cranking Awake in my worth-more-than-the-car-itself car stereo, and I pulled up behind a van with KDWB stickers all over it. For those not in the Twin Cities, KDWB is the local widest variety of shit radio station. I literally thought, "Those people must be morons. They only listen to that music because intelligent music like DT would blow up their brains. I, on the other hand, am far above them when it comes to sheer intelligence, for I AM A DT FAN!!!!!!" :) (Not the biggest DT fan, though.) ((or the biggest Metallica fan.))

    And then I go and post shit because I can't recognize sarcasm when it shits up my nose. Ah, well, not like hypocrisy is inherently bad, or anything.

    I'll shut up now, before I get ripped a third (or fourth? I lost track.) new asshole by all you loving Ytsejammers!!! :)

    Leaving to beat my skull into mush,

    Chad Martin mart0312@gold.tc.umn.edu chadbert@dnrc.org O-

    "You should never memorize something that can be looked up." - Albert Einstein

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    Date: Mon, 28 Jul 1997 01:09:08 -0700 From: drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: The value of D Message-ID: <199707280809.BAA04314@gms.gmsnet.com>

    On the Eve of Destruction, The Digital Man said: >> From: Mark Smeets <msmeets@ibm.net> >> Subject: Met and Miss Deth >> >> computer. That's sad. 2 of the band members were late, no one >> knew what was going on and the people setting things up were >> having a ton of trouble. I'm almost glad I missed the event > >Hey, Mosh, maybe we should go into business. :)

    Nah, then it'd stop being fun... ;)

    Then people would expect us to be professional, we don't want that...

    :P

    -The Doc

    -- #$%*#$*@ E-MAIL: drkhoe@gmsnet.com #$%#$#$% _+_+_+_+ Unix, Internet, Intranet Engineering _+_+_+_+ [][][][] Dr. Mosh's Progressive Feast [][][][] #$@#$#@# http://progmetal.gmsnet.com @#$@##@$

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