YTSEJAM Digest 2609
Today's Topics:
1) Re: Humbleness
by WhiteWolf <prelude@autobahn.mb.ca>
2)
by "Jeff Falk" <King_of_the_Nighttime_World@msn.com>
3) Why rap is just so cool. (uh, no)
by "Jeremy P. Kube" <j-kube@nh.ultranet.com>
4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2608
by "Brian Hayden" <Brian.D.Hayden-1@tc.umn.edu>
5) Home Sweet Home
by lhartm1@gl.umbc.edu
6) Flotsam & Jetsam
by "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com>
7) ATTN: ARIZONA JAMMERZ!!
by "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com>
8) Re: Conjugation (Definitely No DTC)
by mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook)
9) Majestic Harmonies
by mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook)
10) KJLB, Mike Bahr's Bootarama, other mumblings
by Nigel Bridgeman <nigelb@powerup.com.au>
11) *** BAD TRADER ALERT (beware) ***
by "Carlo D'Angelo" <helstar@earthlink.net>
12) poetic therapy......
by A <breuric@tpgi.com.au>
13) Uncovered Tape
by "Graham Boyle" <graham@no1.com.au>
14) heavy metal radio
by hans.petter.olsen@cinet.no
15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2606
by Daniel Vasconcelos Gomes <danielvg@sel.eesc.sc.usp.br>
16) Shooting Star
by babs@sgenaa.cc.geneseo.edu (Barb Battaglia)
17) home sweet home
by Pat Daugherty <pdaugher@bdmserver.mcl.bdm.com>
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Date: Tue, 03 Jun 1997 21:46:54 -0600
From: WhiteWolf <prelude@autobahn.mb.ca>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Humbleness
Message-ID: <3.0.1.32.19970603214654.006898d0@autobahn.mb.ca>
>>some people seem to think I'm good.
>
>Well, don't break your arm patting your own back...:)
>
Yet another who doesn't finish reading posts... I went on to say "I don't,
but it's just my opinion." I get some compliments, but they embarrass me.
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Madness reigns in the Hall of the Mountain King
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Date: Wed, 4 Jun 97 02:49:07 UT
From: "Jeff Falk" <King_of_the_Nighttime_World@msn.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Message-ID: <UPMAIL05.199706040253490591@msn.com>
The YtseAsshole of the Millennia (plural intentional) returns (until Skadberg
kicks him off the list).
> - why not release live videos for each tour concluded? I mean,
>something like Metallica has done with "Live Shit: Binge & Purge". That
>would really kick ass and drop the number of fans hungry for new material
>(although DT has been having a lot of trouble with their label, but this
>doesn't mean my idea is uninteresting; only a bit unpractical, maybe
>(I'm not really certain that it is that unpractical));
This is a great idea. Which means it probably won't happen. The record
company wouldn't do this until Dream Theater becomes mainstream (like
Metallica).
> - why not put release a special edition album with rare tracks
>such as "To Live Forever" and "Eve" and some demos as a bonus CD?
You're obviously not familiar with the mindset of modern label execs.
>There is an outside possibility (way outside) that they may open for
>Queensryche on the East Coast from talk in 'Ryche circles, but I
>wouldn't hold your breath.
Speaking of Queensryche, would anyone happen to have decent seats to the
Camden, NJ show they want to get rid of? Because of getting home from school,
I wasn't able to get them when they went on sale. I'm looking for good seats
(not the kind I can get by getting them through TicketMaster right now).
Why should you help me out? Because I can pay you a little more than most
others (probably).
>Easier said than done. Some of us have been trying for two years now...
>I heard TLF on the IAW tour when they played in Agawam, MA. When Awake
>came out, I just wanted Lie to have the single, then I got the LiT vid
>and liked TLF even more. Now I have the Uncovered tape, and I'm clawing
>my hair out to find the damn thing!!!!!!
I had no idea it was so hard to find. It was very easy to find when I bought
it in '94. (Now I understand why Mike Bahr wanted $25 for it.)
>I was reading a post from the Queen list where someone posted
>that Lars Ulrich is a better drummer than Neil Peart, on a techinal
>level. Can you believe it? Lars is a better drummer than Neil Peart?
Sure. In the same universe where Courtney Love has talent, Elvis Presley is
the "king of rock and roll," and _Rolling Stone_ is a good magazine. Compared
to many of those commonly-held beliefs, the "Lars is better" argument is very
plausible.
But not when someone actually uses their head. (Not that many people do
nowadays.)
>Penis Reduction
>
>A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky,
>annoying voice. The doctor examined him, and told him that
>the only way would be to replace his extremely large penis
>with a smaller one.
Maybe that explains why I have such a low voice.
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Date: Tue, 03 Jun 1997 23:08:59 -0400
From: "Jeremy P. Kube" <j-kube@nh.ultranet.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Why rap is just so cool. (uh, no)
Message-ID: <3394DC4B.7F57@nh.ultranet.com>
Not to let everyone think that I am a racist or anything (because I am
far from it). I would like to share with you an uneducated reason why
rap ruins the younger generation. Here goes:
GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)
The following exam was administered as an Ebonics version of the SAT
1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:
A. A dime and two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama
2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent.
You:
A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, "Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama
3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther
mo
fo's commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall
draw
yur gats, which of da following happens:
A. Shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. Shit man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama
4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama
5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of
deese:
A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's
C. You blade and ya colurs
D. "Shit man, what's a nigga like me doin up at dis time in da morn?"
6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff
JOG-MAFEE
7) Wher iz da mutherland at:
A. Afrika
B. Compton
C. Souff Centra
D. Yo mama
8) What am da capita of California?
A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton
ANALAMA-G'S
9) Tek 9 : Gatt ::
A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila's : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ive's : Colt 45
10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic ::
A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki
NO. LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS
MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?
So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag below
X____________________________ (Just a x woobee fine)
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I promise that I will post some DTC in my next post or someone can shoot
me.
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Date: Tue, 3 Jun 97 22:20:57 -0500
From: "Brian Hayden" <Brian.D.Hayden-1@tc.umn.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com, ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2608
Message-ID: <3394df19551a244@mhub2.tc.umn.edu>
> Then again, I think Bad Religion and Black Flag are great, so I certainly
> don't count myself among those people who works well within the progressive
> orthodoxy, such as it is. And Ms. Morrissette is another stop on one
> musical continuum or another that appeals strongly to me.
I don't give a flying fuck about "prog", I listen to what I think sounds good.
Just *try* to tell me that GNR, Allman Brothers, or Sabbath (three of my
favorite bands) are prog. I think she sucks a big fat cock. Half the time she
just whines and shrieks, and when she tries to *gasp* actually carry a tune, she
demonstrates her *complete* lack of any sense of melody. I'd rather listen to
racoons going at it under the porch.
-Brian
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Date: Tue, 3 Jun 1997 23:42:34 -0400 (EDT)
From: lhartm1@gl.umbc.edu
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Home Sweet Home
Message-ID: <199706040342.XAA23115@umbc8.umbc.edu>
I have the Home Sweet Home boot and it's great!! It's from October
1992. It's from the very begining of the I&W's tour. James
sounds AMAZING on this one. He's doing all sorts of extra high
notes and stuff like that. Sounds quality is pretty decent too.
Not a soundboard.
Set list :
Under a Glass Moon
OAMOT
Surrounded
Status Seeker (mislabeled - it's actually PMU)
Ytsejam
guitar solo (moon bubbbles?)
Another Day
Killing Hand
"Bear this honor in my NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME" sounds as clear
as a bell. Plenty of vibrato and no raspiness at all. Wow!
-- /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ \ / / L. Jason Hartman "And I'll smile and I'll learn to pretend \ \ lhartm1@gl.umbc.edu And I'll never be open again / / And I'll have no more dreams to defend \ \ Univ. Of Maryland, And I'll never be open again " / / Baltimore County - Kevin Moore : Dream Theater \ \ / / "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." \ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/------------------------------
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 1997 20:46:08 -0600 From: "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Flotsam & Jetsam Message-ID: <3.0.32.19970603190758.007cf9c0@postoffice.syspac.com>
>Flotsam And Jetsam- High
Anyone heard this yet? I'd appreciate some sort of a review. Danke bitte.
Peace and love, and good happiness stuff, ~Vince
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Date: Tue, 03 Jun 1997 20:53:28 -0600 From: "Vincent G. LuPone" <vgl@syspac.com> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: ATTN: ARIZONA JAMMERZ!! Message-ID: <3.0.32.19970603205327.007d4100@postoffice.syspac.com>
Yo! Not only is Megadeth playing next Friday night at Mesa Amphitheater, but a group called something like Vic and the Rattle heads (or something) is playing the Electric Ballroom next Wednesday night (the 11th). I'll let you figure out who it is, but to say the least I'M GONNA BE THERE!!! ;)~
"I'd do it for my life. Made my drive shaft crank Made my pistons bulge Made my ballbearings melt from the heat."
If you know where these lyrics came from, you're either a great Megadeth fan, or you've heard one too many of the ol' Jaymz, Dave, Ron, and Lars demos ;)~ ..like me ;)~
Peace and love, and good happiness stuff, ~Vince
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Date: Wed, 04 Jun 1997 00:25:47 EDT From: mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: Conjugation (Definitely No DTC) Message-ID: <19970603.212935.11142.7.Mamalookabubuday@juno.com>
>It would be redundant to call the USA "The United American States of >America." >Ah, who cares anymore?
I don't, but Lars "I'm a Canadian" Hellsten does, you should see the huge whiney, snivling letter he sent me.. ;-)
Scott
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Date: Wed, 04 Jun 1997 00:25:47 EDT From: mamalookabubuday@juno.com (Scott Cook) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Majestic Harmonies Message-ID: <19970603.212934.11142.6.Mamalookabubuday@juno.com>
It's not a complete concert, but the quality is outstanding, and the demos on it sound great too!
Scott
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Date: Wed, 04 Jun 1997 14:42:24 +1000 From: Nigel Bridgeman <nigelb@powerup.com.au> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: KJLB, Mike Bahr's Bootarama, other mumblings Message-ID: <3.0.1.32.19970604144224.006b591c@powerup.com.au>
Hiyis
Someone who knows who they are wrote:
>In the latest issue of German Rock Hard Magazine James is quoted as having >said that during the whole Awake tour and the ACOS recordings he had serious >health problems with his vocal cords and that he was therefore only able to >use about half of his vocal power.
That's pretty stupid of him - he could have ruined his vocal chords permanently. Should have brought back Charlie Dominici to fill in until he was better, then we could hear him sing Innocence Faded! Yeah! --- Some other chap wrote:
>>Secondly, I know americans are used to paying by cheques, but in >>Europe we can't simply make out a cheque and send it to the US, >>because the banks over there won't accept them. > >I sympathize with your situation. When I order from Europe I have the >same problem. Is there a way you can send cash where the recipient >has to sign for it? That way you know if it got there or not.
What would be ever so much easier is if he accepted payment via credit card. It'd make it so much easier - until then, I won't be ordering anything, even though I'd love to. --- Another scribbled:
>> I was reading a post from the Queen list where someone posted >> that Lars Ulrich is a better drummer than Neil Peart, on a techinal >> level. Can you believe it? Lars is a better drummer than Neil Peart? >> >> I really had a good laugh over that one. > >I hate to say it about Lars, but I think Neil could be more creative >with a single Folger's Coffee can than Lars could on his own kit. >He'd probably have a better tonality, too. :P
I read somewhere that John Petrucci was a better guitarist than the guy from Bush.
Yeah, right!! :)
--- Nigel Bridgeman http://www.powerup.com.au/~nigelb/movies nigelb@powerup.com.au
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Date: Wed, 04 Jun 1997 02:11:47 -0400 From: "Carlo D'Angelo" <helstar@earthlink.net> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: *** BAD TRADER ALERT (beware) *** Message-ID: <33950723.4722@earthlink.net>
Watch out for these guys:
Aaron Bell "salyavin@ames.net" Joshua Galicki "jfgalick@rs01.kings.edu"
The first guy (Aaron) sent me the worst dub I've ever seen after weeks of pulling teeth just to get him to send it to me. He constantly lied to me saying he sent the replacement or that my address was wrong and it was sent back and had me waiting for nothing for weeks (while I sent his tape his right away). I'd rather be told I'm being screwed than this sniveling baby bullshit! And to top it all off, he assured me this wouldn't be another "Pat vs. Al pt. II".......friggin' asshole.
The second guy (Joshua) even acknowledged that the concerts (two tapes) I sent him were great and he would send mine soon. After repeated e-mails asking where mine were I'm convinced this prick just left school and couldn't care less.
So chalk up another two deadbeats who don't have the brainpower to press "Play" and "Record" at the same time and come back two hours later. Its flakes like this that screws it up for everyone else.
Watch out for those two losers.
-Carlo
-- _ __| |__ "When you know that your time is close at hand |__ __| maybe then you'll begin to understand | | Life down here is just a strange illusion." | | |_|
--IRON MAIDEN (Hallowed Be Thy Name)
"Neo-classical, progressive, melodic metal"
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Date: Wed, 4 Jun 1997 16:36:37 +1000 (EST) From: A <breuric@tpgi.com.au> To: freedom1@tpgi.com.au, slr65574@marauder.millersv.edu, ytsejam@ax.com Subject: poetic therapy...... Message-ID: <199706040636.QAA06266@random.tpgi.com.au>
I think i'm insane.=20
but....... if i know i'm going crazy, how can i be insane?
and although my days are hazy, I don't know what i'm chasing, i know it isn't fame,
on an endless errand just as a rat is in a maze, yea, I think i'm going crazy, will someone please explain =BF
-zajk
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Date: Wed, 4 Jun 1997 10:37:13 +1000 From: "Graham Boyle" <graham@no1.com.au> To: <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Uncovered Tape Message-ID: <199706042111.4442600@no1.com.au>
Well it finally happened, after looking/waiting for over 2 years, I have at last a copy of the 'Uncovered' gig in my hands. Quality is damn good, must be soundboard, judging by the lack of crowd noise ? My faves are the Yes medley it smokes and 'In The Dead Of Night' is great too. Strangely missing from the tape is 'Happiness Is A Warm Gun', I would have liked to have heard that one.
Anyone have a copy with 'Happiness' on it ?
Graham Boyle Sydney, Australia graham@no1.com.au
'The world is full of Kings & Queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams'
'Heaven & Hell' BLACK SABBATH 1980
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Date: Wed, 4 Jun 1997 12:29:29 +0100 From: hans.petter.olsen@cinet.no To: Ytsejam@ax.com Subject: heavy metal radio Message-ID: <199706041030.KAA09460@mailhost.cinet.no>
I sent an e-mail to Hardradio, wanting them to play DT stuff. You can read the answer:
Q: >Suggestion: I want more prog. metal. What about Fates Warning? What about >Conception (from Norway?) And finally what about Dream Theater. DT is THE big >prog. rock band in the world. Thousands are waiting....
A: Just added Fates...to the playlist. Ray is an old friend from his demo/club band days. Still waiting for DT cd's from the record label.
Try out the Internet radio, it's cool but you need Real Audio 3.0 installed. http://www.hardradio.com/ I suppose sending an email will encourage the station to play DT.
Later jammers Hans Petter
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Date: Wed, 4 Jun 1997 09:45:43 -0300 (EST) From: Daniel Vasconcelos Gomes <danielvg@sel.eesc.sc.usp.br> To: ytsejam@ax.com Cc: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2606 Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970604093503.2648A-100000@POCAHONTAS>
hey !
1)To Brazillian Jammers .
I saw two days ago, a great catalog, from the cd store Hellion. They are selling the Silent Man EP for $17.This catalog also has a big list of DT boots (including cds with demos) and a lot of DT videos. I saw on this video list:
Uncovered show A concert in Milan, Italy, (including new songs)
I'm sure dudes you can take a look at this shop.
2)<P.S. In regards to the "my country is better than your country" thread, give a listen to "Territories" by RUSH, from the Power Windows album. The song sums it up quite nicely.>
Who in your days still thinks in a shit like that?Why we should worry about "which country is better"?
Daniel V.Gomes (Aragorn)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/8551
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Date: Wed, 04 Jun 1997 09:22:34 -0500 (EST) From: babs@sgenaa.cc.geneseo.edu (Barb Battaglia) To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Shooting Star Message-ID: <v01510101afbadf444276@[137.238.26.12]>
>Date: Fri, 30 May 1997 15:06:50 -0400 (EDT) >From: TTubbiola@aol.com >To: ytsejam@ax.com >Subject: Shooting Star >Message-ID: <970530150623_-1932472279@emout10.mail.aol.com>
>Does anybody remember this band?
Yes!! I was going to comment about them when somebody mentioned them on the 'jam a couple months back. They had a song that was called Last Chance and it was phenomenal (especially since the time that it was recorded was very early 80's). Unfortunately I don't know much about them, can somebody fill us in?
-BABS
Oh my love, I know what I am A lost cause, Selfish beyond forgiveness Oh my heart, Knows what I am A lost cause Hopeless But can you know, How my heart knows you (The Deep Water - Steve Hogarth's Ice Cream Genius)
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Date: Wed, 4 Jun 1997 09:41:01 -0400 (EDT) From: Pat Daugherty <pdaugher@bdmserver.mcl.bdm.com> To: Dream Theater Mailing List <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: home sweet home Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970604093903.20821C-100000@bdmserver>
From: GnRBrks@aol.com
>Anyone ever hear of a Dt import or live cd called "Home Sweet Home?" >I had a local importer get me anything he could get his hands on and this is >what he came up with. Just wondering if anyone had heard of it or not.I >don't remember anyone talking about it before.
I have it. It is a single cd of decent quality. don't be fooled by the Status Seeker track listing. That track is really Pull Me Under. It does have a great version of Only A Matter Of Time.
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