YTSEJAM Digest 2403
Today's Topics:
1) Re: love is blindness
by The Digital Man <cmerlo@digital.dreamt.org>
2) STOP! PLEASE!
by Felipe Comparsi <comparsi@pro.via-rs.com.br>
3) Worst lyrics
by Chris Oates <aspect@cats.ucsc.edu>
4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2402
by buster@ee.net
5) Re: why europeans think americans are dumb
by beheader@sili.com.br (Pedro Prado)
6) impulse buying leaves a huge hole in the wallet.........
by Partha Mukhopadhyay <ahtrap@umich.edu>
7) Power Of Omens
by DreamNDay@dreamt.org
8) Re: Manowar ahhh yeah!
by breitweg@fusebox.hanse.de (Jason T. Breitweg)
9) A Legend is Born (Saviour Machine that is....)
by breitweg@fusebox.hanse.de (Jason T. Breitweg)
10) QR...VERY cool (NDTC)
by Timothy Templeton <ttempleton@postoffice.worldnet.att.net>
11) Dumb Lyrics/CD Ritual
by Soul Madness <mcauburn@iinc.com>
12) ryche and d's rituals
by "Rip, Cow Virtuoso" <ripzero@dreamt.org>
13) Kevin Gilbert
by nishiki@juno.com (Aaron K. Silverman)
14) Webring!!!
by NuGgeTMaN <emoeglin@infinite.wezl.org>
15) QR cover
by Orgasmic Rush Of Lust <Madi@tsrcom.com>
16) geezus, I'm dizzy
by Partha Mukhopadhyay <ahtrap@umich.edu>
17) Re: The Drummer Comment
by Symbolic66@aol.com
18) Re: why europeans think americans are dumb
by Symbolic66@aol.com
19) portnoy and wife in metal edge
by Conrad Chi <uchic00@mcl.ucsb.edu>
20) 'AAF Indoor beach party
by Brian Jones <bjones@wheatonma.edu>
21) Re: The Drummer Comment
by The Digital Man <cmerlo@digital.dreamt.org>
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 14:55:27 -0500 (EST)
From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@digital.dreamt.org>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: love is blindness
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.95.970330145413.2163D-100000@digital.dreamt.org>
On Sun, 30 Mar 1997, Raivo Hool wrote:
> Let me tell you a quote:
>
> "You're so full of what is right you can't see what is good."
>
> Ah, and there's another suitable one:
>
> "You walk thru life, deaf, dumb and blind."
[snip]
> Vedder is a good lyricist, so is Cornell. This is not an opinion.
Just what is it you're trying to say about Neil?
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 18:40:28 -0800
From: Felipe Comparsi <comparsi@pro.via-rs.com.br>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: STOP! PLEASE!
Message-ID: <333F241C.6FE5@pro.via-rs.com.br>
Please, stop sending me the news of DREAM THEATER!!!
My e-mail box is full and this is too expensive to me!!!
Felipe Barbieri Comparsi
e-mail:comparsi@pro.via-rs.com.br
Brazil/RS
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 13:05:22 -0800
From: Chris Oates <aspect@cats.ucsc.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Worst lyrics
Message-ID: <3.0.32.19970330130519.0069689c@cats.ucsc.edu>
The worst lyrics I ever heard is a tough thing to call. I'd have to give
it to something off of either Helloween's Keeper of the Seven Keys parts
one or Two or Gamma Ray's Heading for Tomorrow. The only denect lyrics on
either of those three are from the title song of the Gamma Ray album.
I think that for sheer disappointment factor I'd give it to Helloween's
"Keeper..." the song. Here they go and name two albums after this song,
and it;s nothing but an extremely cheesy "go kill the devil" fantasy song.
sigh. But for sheer absurdity it's probably be something like "Space
Eater" or the Helloween song about life being like a ball and "doing it
with a chair", or maybe that "Halloween" song with the lovely cameo
appearance by Linus and the Great Pumpkin. Hm. So much drivel, so little
time to talk about it.
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 16:22:03 -0500
From: buster@ee.net
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2402
Message-ID: <1.5.4.32.19970330212203.006976a0@ee.net>
The Doc Wrote:
>drummers tend to be fairly proficient... not to knock Portnoy, he is really
>incredible, but he tends to drift in his timing a lot. On the other hand,
..
>-The Doc
Uhhh...yeah, right.
It never ceases to amaze me some of the bull I see
on here from time to time, and it is usually a critique
of one of DT's members, prefaced with something like
"so & so is good, but I think I heard him make a mistake
in such & such song at 8:13 into it...."
If I sound defensive, it's because I am. For someone to sit
and tell me Portnoy drifts and Zonder doesn't....oh shit, I
can't even put into words how stupid I think the statement is.
This isn't a flame Doc...you'll probably notice that I get
jumpy whenever someone starts nit-picking any member of DT
on this Fan based mailing list.
I think you're on crack, Portnoy is solid, and so far I haven't
heard you play any better.
Buster
http://users1.ee.net/buster
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 18:39:56 -0300
From: beheader@sili.com.br (Pedro Prado)
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: why europeans think americans are dumb
Message-ID: <19970330213742644.AAA179@default>
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> > Why do Europeans think we Americans are so dumb?
>
> "Romania... Wasn't it somewhere between Italy and Venezuela?"
> "Belgium... I think they eat spaghetti there... somewhere in the vicinity
> of Ecuador, methinks."
> "Now they're fighting those nasty wars there, all those Japs and
Russians,
> down in Yugoslavia."
> I've had lots of conversations like this. Mostly with Americans.
What about brazilians?
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email: beheader@sili.com.br
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 16:42:25 -0500 (EST)
......but when that buy is lemur voice's insights, the grin on the face
Hell of a job marcel, this is some good stuff you've put out here.....
About the 'unexpectedness' in new DT, if the below is indeed the case...
then i'll be sitting pretty......my mom used to teach sanskrit back in
Partha
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 16:56:07 -0800
Will the guy from Power of Omens please e-mail me, or will someone mail
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 21:59:30 GMT
Mark> Hell ya! Death to False Metal! (Just waiting for those US
They did some before the European tour. Don't think they will do
Only 11 days until Nuernberg!
Jason
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 21:57:03 GMT
From: breitweg@fusebox.hanse.de (Jason T. Breitweg)
Subject: A Legend is Born (Saviour Machine that is....)
Message-ID: <ubbu81ujps.fsf_-_@fusebox.hanse.de>
Hi All,
> In Re. to concept albums SAVIOR MACHINE has just released Part
> One of what will be a 3part concept album. Parts 2 and 3
> released Jan 1998 and Jan 1999 respectively. I have not heard
> this album but all reports say it is BETTER than thier previos
> stuff....
Yes as a whole "Legend" is better than the first two. I must admit
that it doesn't have as much guitar work or cool fast songs but it is
very atmospheric *grin*. Kind of like listenng to Pink Floyd albums.
You really need to put on the head phones and sit back and relax and
hear the whole thing through.
When they are finished with the trilogy it is going to kick ass! I
would recommend any of their 4 releases to people on here. You can
write to their fan club to get the CDs cheap. There are some web
pages out there with sounds as well. Check them out.
Ok they are Christian metal but in no way preachy...no Stryper stuff
here *laugh*.
Jason
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"The Gods Made Heavy Metal And It's Never Gonna Die!" - MANOWAR
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 14:08:01 -0800
From: Timothy Templeton <ttempleton@postoffice.worldnet.att.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: QR...VERY cool (NDTC)
Message-ID: <333EE441.5A56@postoffice.worldnet.att.net>
Got the new QR CD a couple of days ago (along with the Aerosmith CD) &
the new QR is great stuff. Just my opinion, though. I live in Seattle,
but I'm still not quite sure how to differentiate "grunge" from
"alternative" or anything else, for that matter. I am a guitarist &
vocalist (with a few rockin' copyrights to my name). I just know what my
mind & ears like!
BTW, I did check out Brian Wherry's .wav's. SMOKIN'!!!
--
Tim Templeton ttempleton@worldnet.att.net
RF Systems Engineer TDTCQTDT@aol.com
Kent, WA KB0LDV
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 97 17:21 EST
From: Soul Madness <mcauburn@iinc.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Dumb Lyrics/CD Ritual
Message-ID: <m0wBSyi-0008fwC@xcalibur.iinc.com>
For dumb lyrics, listen to the first Green Jello release "Cereal Killer". I
still have this album and its quite amusing to listen to:
"Silly Rabbit- TRIX ARE FOR KIDS
Follow your nose
It always nose
The flavor of dirt
Wherever it goes" - Cereal Killer 1993
Yes, I stare at the CD when I first get it- I usually follow along to all
the lyrics and before the CD is even out of my player, put the box in my
collection to see how it looks. Strange-eh?
Warrior Soul Homepage (now featuring a Whats New section, a review with more
to come, liner notes, lyrics, and info on rare CD singles)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/5784/
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 16:27:34 -0600
From: "Rip, Cow Virtuoso" <ripzero@dreamt.org>
To: Heavy Metal Computer Nerds <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: ryche and d's rituals
Message-ID: <2.2.32.19970330222734.00880ff0@mail.inlink.com>
>Miles Away- A Savatage song and I think a Winger song...
yeah, this just makes me mad, i love this song (ryche's and savatage's both)
but everytime i listen to it i just cant help but picture kip on his
motorcycle going "MILES AWAY!!!!!" ahhhhh!!! the pain... the agony... THE
80S!!!! (ruled:)
>
>But that's just me.
and you're a damn weirdo :)
~Rip
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 16:16:20 PST
From: nishiki@juno.com (Aaron K. Silverman)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Kevin Gilbert
Message-ID: <19970330.174406.10022.1.nishiki@juno.com>
Hey hey,
Just calling for opinions on Kevin Gilbert's album, I think it's called
"Thud". I am thinking of picking it up. Is it like Toy/ 3rd Matinee at
all?
Rikkk, I haven't forgotten ya. . .I think we may need to change the CD
drive on the machine at work, if you know what I mean. . .
Sorry no new NTC. No new DTCD to provide any! :)
DJ Kuul A
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 18:00:45 -0500 (EST)
From: NuGgeTMaN <emoeglin@infinite.wezl.org>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Webring!!!
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.95.970330175715.19131A-100000@infinite.wezl.org>
Alrighty kids we have a webring UP AND RUNNING!!! As for right now it's
kinda shabby cause I'm awaiting some graphics...but none the less, it DOES
work! Now...WE NEED SIGHTS!!! I know there's a million DT sites but I
don't want to throw all of ya into the ring without your permission...Soo
PLEASE E-mail me if ya wanna get your DT Webpage into the Webring! For
those of ya who are interested in how this works...you can check out the
home for the ring at: http://www.wezl.org/NuGgeTMaN/lift.html
Remember...it looks like crap right now...but hey, it means more hits on
YOUR DT page!!! You can also join on this page...so check it out!
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 17:28:00 -0600
From: Orgasmic Rush Of Lust <Madi@tsrcom.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: QR cover
Message-ID: <1.5.4.16.19970330173126.29bf82b6@tsrcom.com>
>Date: Wed, 26 Mar 1997 23:13:40 -0500 (EST)
>From: EricD91011@aol.com
>To: ytsejam@ax.com
>Subject: Qr Album
>The music is fine, but oh man whoever decided on the cover art has got to go,
>horrid. If you want to smash something QR did, pick that not the music.
> Take the time.
>
>-Eric
I actually think the cover's kinda cool in a creepy, surreal way. I just
don't get what ears being kept in jars has to do with anything. But it's
really well drawn and must give the artist his props for an all-around
awesome cover.
Much luv!
Mari
The Senate trying to govern cyberspace is analogous to King George
believing he could still govern the colonies even though he had never been
there. -John Perry Barlow
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 19:07:34 -0500 (EST)
From: Partha Mukhopadhyay <ahtrap@umich.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: geezus, I'm dizzy
Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.95.970330190258.10511C-100000@seawolf.rs.itd.umich.edu>
guess i do have a problem with lemur voice after all......
this song "akasha chronicles" is so wacked out, it's making my head spin
I'd love to get opinions (via private e-mail) from folks who've had
"insights" for a while (send 'em to ahtrap@umich.edu)......sounds more
FW-like than DT like, for what it's worth.....
but, like i said three hours ago, damndamndman (hi chris) good
stuff........
partha
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 20:07:35 -0500 (EST)
From: Symbolic66@aol.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: The Drummer Comment
Message-ID: <970330200734_921473074@emout02.mail.aol.com>
In a message dated 97-03-29 23:26:26 EST, you write:
<< The only people I've ever met who get defensive after hearing drummer
jokes are people who call themselves drummers and know they suck.
Drummers who are confident about the way they play usually just laugh it
off and hit me back with a bass-player joke, after which I usually go tell
my mom and cry in my room for a while. >>
Hey! im a drummer...id love to hear some good drummer jokes! my director for
marching band/jazz band is getting a little repetitive so i need to hear some
new ones for a change! help me out man! hahahaha
brian (symbolic)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/5578/home.htm
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 20:19:06 -0500 (EST)
From: Symbolic66@aol.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: why europeans think americans are dumb
Message-ID: <970330201847_-2105871551@emout03.mail.aol.com>
In a message dated 97-03-30 13:36:39 EST, you write:
<< > Why do Europeans think we Americans are so dumb?
"Romania... Wasn't it somewhere between Italy and Venezuela?"
"Belgium... I think they eat spaghetti there... somewhere in the vicinity
of Ecuador, methinks."
"Now they're fighting those nasty wars there, all those Japs and Russians,
down in Yugoslavia."
I've had lots of conversations like this. Mostly with Americans.
I didn't try to generalize, though. ;-) >>
i have a question...how well do europeans or otherwise know the geography of
the 50 states in the us? its rough knowing every little bitty country 3000
miles away
brian (symbolic)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/5578/home.htm
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 17:56:31 -0800 (PST)
From: Conrad Chi <uchic00@mcl.ucsb.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: portnoy and wife in metal edge
Message-ID: <Pine.HPP.3.93.970330175131.736B-100000@mcl.ucsb.edu>
The new Metal Edge with Aerosmith (june issue) on the
cover has pictures from the NAMM music convention. There
is a picture of Portnoy with his pregnant wife.
Someone may have already mentioned this but just thought
you might like to know.
The Metal Edge with Marilyn Manson on the cover talks about
SAVATAGE and a concert they did with TSO. I guess there was
some lady from the musical CATS that sang with them.
also, does anyone else think that the new DT won't be as good
as the others? The new songs that I have heard just don't seem
to 'rock'. It almost isn't metal anymore. There is a more jazzy
alternative feel to them. But I guess we should wait for the
studio versions!
lauters
Conrad
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 21:42:32 -0500 (EST)
From: Brian Jones <bjones@wheatonma.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: 'AAF Indoor beach party
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.95.970330214029.4205B-100000@tempest.wheatonma.edu>
I don't know if anyone else posted this, I haven't been keeping up
with my Jams, but I went to the WAAF Indoor beach party friday. Good show.
Before the show started, they were playing some cool songs, and what
should come on, but PMU. Me and a few other people were singing along to
it, but I couldn't find them in the crowd. Anyone else on the Jam there?
BJ
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Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 21:23:25 -0500 (EST)
From: The Digital Man <cmerlo@digital.dreamt.org>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: The Drummer Comment
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.95.970330212212.3090D-100000@digital.dreamt.org>
> Hey! im a drummer...id love to hear some good drummer jokes! my director for
> marching band/jazz band is getting a little repetitive so i need to hear some
> new ones for a change! help me out man! hahahaha
heh heh heh :)
You know how you can tell if a drummer's at your door? The knocking keeps
getting faster and faster.
What did the drummer get on his math test? Drool.
God, I have a million of 'em. I'll spare everyone the rest of them. :)
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From: Partha Mukhopadhyay <ahtrap@umich.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: impulse buying leaves a huge hole in the wallet.........
Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.95.970330163925.26554A-100000@centipede.rs.itd.umich.edu>
goes a long way towards making it up......
> Don't fret, it's probably something silly, like the liner notes are in
> Sanskrit... I dunno
India :) (translations for only $5!)
From: DreamNDay@dreamt.org
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Power Of Omens
Message-ID: <333F0BA7.1B03@dreamt.org>
me his address? I think it was ProgRocker@aol.com, but I'm not sure.
Thanks.
Brian
From: breitweg@fusebox.hanse.de (Jason T. Breitweg)
Subject: Re: Manowar ahhh yeah!
Message-ID: <ubafnlujlp.fsf@fusebox.hanse.de>
Mark> tour dates to be posted!)
anymore. I saw them last week though. Great show. Some funny parts
as well. I will try and post my review on here for all the Brothers
and Sisters of True Metal!
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http://www-zeus.desy.de/~breitweg, http://lobelia.physics.wisc.edu/jbreitwe
"The Gods Made Heavy Metal And It's Never Gonna Die!" - MANOWAR