YTSEJAM Digest 3813
Today's Topics:
1) Anglagard
by cluesump@sirius.com (Charoenkwan Luesumphan)
2) Mr. Merlo
by "J?rgen C. Bakken" <easy2beat@hotmail.com>
3) Guitar Pickup / NDTC (well,maybe little...)
by "Jani Liimatainen" <sirjani@hotmail.com>
4) RE: Moaning Women
by krackley@weidmuller.com
5) Moaning Women/Mike vs. Mike
by "Giannotti, Nick" <GiannottiN@hanscom.af.mil>
6) Hank...HANK?!?!?!?! (NDTC)
by "Jani Liimatainen" <sirjani@hotmail.com>
7) Annie's in Cincinnati
by Krysten DeBroka <kryt@indy.net>
8) Re: Mr. Merlo
by "Christopher R. Merlo" <cmerlo@CS.WM.EDU>
9) (fwd) NY Post/Page Six: Hank's vote makes the news
by "L. Jason Hartman" <lhartm1@gl.umbc.edu>
10) Lizzy Borden
by Pat Daugherty <PDaugher@bdm.com>
11) Re: Masi
by Kyrre Trohjell <Kyrre.Trohjell@sek.uib.no>
12) Re: moaning women (D-Mang)
by Al Balkiewicz <balkiewi@UMDNJ.EDU>
13) Detroit and Cincinnati Shows
by Big Perm <dhplotki@students.wisc.edu>
14) Re: moaning women
by Jeremy Garman <jgarman@usa.net>
15) The guitarists thread, revisited
by Phil Carter <satriani@negia.net>
16) Help needed! (Rikki Audet, pay careful attention!!!)
by "Silverman, Aaron" <Aaron-Silverman@deshaw.com>
17) Re: Help needed! (Rikki Audet, pay careful attention!!!)
by "Christopher R. Merlo" <cmerlo@CS.WM.EDU>
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 02:43:30 -0800
From: cluesump@sirius.com (Charoenkwan Luesumphan)
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Anglagard
Message-ID: <v01540b01b16cb45432b8@[205.134.227.10]>
Bernardo Pulgar <b.pulgar@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>Anglagard-Hybris: this is one fine band. As with Echolyn, they have
>split up (shit!). This is King Crimson+Genesis (early years, but without
>Peter Gabriel). Very dark, highly instrumental CD, with one band member
>playing flute. 9/10
For me, Anglagard-Hybris sound like King Crimson + Van Der Graaf Generator.
It has a really dark mood feeling of both bands.
This band use 4 mellotrons!
Regards,
AE
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 03:35:18 PDT
From: "J?rgen C. Bakken" <easy2beat@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Mr. Merlo
Message-ID: <19980429103519.7436.qmail@hotmail.com>
It's only the hell that you want it to be, instead of just chopping of
our hands, you could give a little clou on were we could look it up,
I've read the FAQ, and a didn't see my answer.
So there.
Log off
from
JCB
easy2beat@hotmail.com
www.angelfire.com/az/jazz4
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 05:13:09 PDT
From: "Jani Liimatainen" <sirjani@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Guitar Pickup / NDTC (well,maybe little...)
Message-ID: <19980429121310.11304.qmail@hotmail.com>
Hello!
Question to all you guitar players out there:
I'm thinking about changing the bridge pickup for my Ibanez,and I was
wondering if you could give me some suggestions.I've been thinking about
maybe getting a Dimarzio Steve's Special (JP is my god!) or maybe some
"Air" model.Or I could try some Duncans,like the Duncan Distortion or
Invader...Any users of these out there?I play mostly music in the spirit
of DT and Savatage.Pass me a tip,will ya?
C-YA!
~Jani~
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Date: Tue, 28 Apr 1998 16:31:09 -0400
From: krackley@weidmuller.com
Subject: RE: Moaning Women
Message-ID: <199804282031.QAB00147@mail.weidmuller.com>
Love Is A Social Disease: Bon Jovi
Kevin
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 08:47:33 -0400
From: "Giannotti, Nick" <GiannottiN@hanscom.af.mil>
To: "'ytsejam@ax.com'" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Moaning Women/Mike vs. Mike
Message-ID: <4AA929543BC8D111A4E800600808ACE51B6CF1@HAMSXHA2>
Mike Portnoy wrote,
>If we are ever dropped, or when our contract is up...trust me - the
live-tape
>flood gates will open!!! (and that Bahr guy will be out of business!! : ))
>
>
>Mike Portnoy
I laughed my ass off when I read this. No offense.
As far as moaning women go - if you can stand industrial techno, and want an
album that'll make any religious person run screaming from your house, then
get anything by Lords of Acid. I mean, come on - they have a song sung by a
woman called 'Sit on your Face.' (/me wipes a tear away). It's... beautiful
(sniffle).
Seriously, it's out-of-control sexuality put to disc, and hysterical. A, uh,
a friend of mine has it. Really. No, really! :)
Nicholas Giannotti
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 05:49:44 PDT
From: "Jani Liimatainen" <sirjani@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Hank...HANK?!?!?!?! (NDTC)
Message-ID: <19980429124944.5107.qmail@hotmail.com>
Ok,what have you done?
1.Hank the
Angry,
Drunken
Dwarf,
28236 votes
2.Drunken Dwarf
6287 votes
It's a monster!!!! :) Take that Leonardo DiMarz..uh,Caprio!
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 07:57:08 -0500 (EST)
From: Krysten DeBroka <kryt@indy.net>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Annie's in Cincinnati
Message-ID: <Pine.SUN.3.96.980429075555.29323F-100000@indy3>
Could someone who knows where Annie's is please email me directions.
I'll be driving down I74 from Indianapolis.
Thank you!!!
---Krysten kryt@indy.net
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 09:41:08 -0400
From: "Christopher R. Merlo" <cmerlo@CS.WM.EDU>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Mr. Merlo
Message-ID: <199804291341.JAA10074@ia.cs.wm.edu>
"J?rgen C. Bakken" graced my inbox with:
> It's only the hell that you want it to be, instead of just chopping of
> our hands, you could give a little clou on were we could look it up,
> I've read the FAQ, and a didn't see my answer.
> So there.
I have never chopped of your hands (whatever *that* means). And I
gave you a clue - I gave you the URL of the FAQ. So there? What,
it's my fault that you can't read? It's my fault that you don't know
how to search an HTML document? It's my fault that question 6.31 is
so misleadingly entitled "What is a Chapman Stick? On which songs is
it used?"
Here, here's a dollar. Buy a clue.
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 09:55:37 -0400 (EDT)
From: "L. Jason Hartman" <lhartm1@gl.umbc.edu>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: (fwd) NY Post/Page Six: Hank's vote makes the news
Message-ID: <199804291355.JAA02426@umbc8.umbc.edu>
NY POST
4/29/98
PAGE SIX
By RICHARD JOHNSON with Jeane MacIntosh
Leo doesn't measure up to dwarf
LEONARDO DiCaprio is getting his butt kicked by a dwarf.
The teen heartthrob has fallen to number two in People (magazine)
Online's 'Most Beautiful People' poll, behind Hank 'the Angry, Drunken
Dwarf' - a member of Howard Stern's whack pack.
By late yesterday, Hank had logged 5,146 votes from fans, nearly 20
percent more than No. 2 DiCaprio's 4,338.
Both leaders are handily in front of other contenders. Michelle Kwan
is in third place, with 2,597 votes, while Kate Winslet has 2,361.
George Clooney, Demi Moore, Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts,
Tom Cruise, David Duchovny, Mel Gibson and Winona Ryder haven't even
placed in the top 10.
Leo's unprecedented flogging is largely due to the efforts of fans at
an unofficial Stern website who've launched a log-in campaign on
Hank's behalf.
On Monday, the dwarf was about 1,000 votes behind front runner
DiCaprio, but surged to first place after Stern urged listeners to
vote during his morning show.
'Hank is the poster boy for re-defining the idea of 'beauty,' joked
one backer.
During his reign as a Stern regular, the cantankerous Hank - a bitter,
ne'er-do-well who lives with his mother in Boston and sees life
through a pair of beer goggles - has repeatedly failed the radio shock
Stern regularly tries to help Hank, flying him in for press
conferences and inviting him to events.
The radio host once sent Hank to Florida, as a representative of the
show, to accept an award. But the dwarf got so drunk the airline
wouldn't let him on the plane.
Meanwhile, the titanic upset has sparked a Leo backlash at People.
'It's about time somebody knocked DiCaprio off his pedestial,' cracked
one insider.
Added another: 'Personally, I hope the drunk dwarf wins'
Meanwhile, a spokeswoman for People Online noted that while a
surprise, Hank is a bonafide contender. 'He's alive and well and on
the ballot. We're completely democratic - if he wins, he'll get his
picture and story on the website, like all the others.'
http://www.nypostonline.com/gossip/1360.htm
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 10:23:32 -0400 From: Pat Daugherty <PDaugher@bdm.com> To: Dream Theater Mailing List <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Lizzy Borden Message-ID: <354737E4.D915888E@bdm.com>
Jim Colberg wrote: > I would have to say my favorite song with a moaning woman is "Love is > a Crime" from Lizzy Borden's 'Master of Disguise' CD. This, by the > way, is a disc that is very high on my all time favorite albums list. > It is a concept album with horns and orchestration. It came out in > '89 on Metal Blade Records. If anyone wants to hear a sample I could > zip an MP3 of one of the songs.
Yeah, Lizzy Borden rocks! I first heard them on some of the Metal Blade sampler discs. I then bought the greatest hits and was hooked. I bought Master Of Disguise and a couple of others. I even traded Chris Anderson (yes, a successful trade) to get a copy of a Lizzy Borden video, Murderous roadshow or something like that-wild stuff...
Anyone know where Lizzy is today?
NP:Dokken-One Live Night
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 16:23:08 GMT+1 From: Kyrre Trohjell <Kyrre.Trohjell@sek.uib.no> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: Masi Message-ID: <31F7D8074C9@humanistisk.hd.uib.no>
> Anyone heard the music of Alex Masi ("Attack of the Neon Shark" (1989))? = > Is he a joke?
Yeah, I have two albums,AotNS and Vertical Invader (1990 or 91) Regarding the first album, the title track is kinda cool. There is one track called KDFJHSAD (not sure of the spelling) :-) which is NOTHING but a 5 minute stretch of chromatics. With NOTHING I mean NOTHING; ie. no drums, no bass, no keys. Just one guitar. 100% shred.
His second album also got some cool stuff. (Within reason.) :-)
(He also had a band MASI, which released a couple of albums with vocals (There is one vocal track on AotNS, with Jeff Scott Soto on vocals.))
Kyrre
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 10:46:49 -0400 (EDT) From: Al Balkiewicz <balkiewi@UMDNJ.EDU> To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: moaning women (D-Mang) Message-ID: <Pine.HPP.3.96.980429104544.3226B-100000@njmsa.UMDNJ.EDU>
I'm almost positive that it's a young BOY. IT would be fitting, with the whole young Steve Vai motif thing that goes on there. And it sounds like a little boy - believe me, I know these things........ :P just kidding.
-Al
On Tue, 28 Apr 1998, Carlos Alfaro wrote:
> > > > Christopher R. Merlo wrote: > > > The iban graced my inbox with: > > > > > << While this probably doesn't classify as "moaning" per se, I always thought > > > the > > > girl at the beginning of Vai's "I Would Love To" ("You know, I'm very very > > > shy") always sounded really sexy. > > > >> > > > > > > ewwww man you's a sicko.... thats a little boy who says that > > > LMFAO > > > > Oh, get your head out of your ass, Rocky. That's a chick. :) > > actually , the little boy is the other one.. the one who says something about a > ballad something bla bla.... BUT ive always though the girl that says the very shy > line.. is a very young girl..(teenaged), and its not that bad for me since im only > 18...and ive had the cd for about 3 years... hehe but still would be kind of a sick > thing for D :0) > > In the stream of consciousness > There is a river crying > Living comes much easier > Once we admit , We're dying. > Dream Theater: Lines in the Sand > http://premium.caribe.net/~calfaro > Tech Support Rep : Caribbean Internet Service > mailto:calfaro@caribe.net mailto:ytseprog@yahoo.com > Universal Internet Number (ICQ) 1254229 > > >
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 10:03:26 -0500 From: Big Perm <dhplotki@students.wisc.edu> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Detroit and Cincinnati Shows Message-ID: <199804291455.JAA18888@mail1.doit.wisc.edu>
Hello everybody...(Hi Doctor Nick) --> blatant Simpsons reference
Anyways, I will be traveling to both the shows in Cincinnati and Detroit, leaving from Madison, Wisconsin (in my trusty rental car), and returning for the Chicago show on Wednesday night. If anyone would like a pickup along the way to either of the two aforementioned shows, please do give a holler (I would say Chicago as well, but I believe my car is full for that one). I don't have my directions in front of me, but if anyone emails me privately (and of course wants a ride), I'll be happy to fill you in on how I'm going, and from there we can relay specific directions. Wow, now that I reread this, it's just about as clear as mud.
Back to work...
David Plotkin
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 10:54:30 +0800 From: Jeremy Garman <jgarman@usa.net> To: "ytsejam@ax.com" <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Re: moaning women Message-ID: <01IWFTF0OORC007XVW@uoft02.utoledo.edu>
Here's a good one that I am surprised never got mentioned before:
"Ginger Snaps", the intro to "Monkey Business" by Danger Danger. Off the _Screw It!_ album I believe...
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 11:03:27 -0400 (EDT) From: Phil Carter <satriani@negia.net> To: Liquid Tension Ytse <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: The guitarists thread, revisited Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.95.980429105341.5995G-100000@peach.negia.net>
Greetings ye 'jamanoids...
Per P. remarked: > (like Yngiwe Malmsteen, whose solos all > sound the same and he has this whacky vibrato on *every fucking note*... > I really do hate him!).
then moments later said:
> And now to Yngwie Malmsteen... (I've got to write just a little bit > more...) > A greater diva is yet to be found... When I first heard his tunes, I was > stunned. He was my first real contact with guitar virtuosity, and I > still find his debut album "Rising Force" as a stunning piece of work
Okay, I'm confused. Do you hate Yngwie, or do you think he rules? :) *That's* why we're all getting on you about your opinions on JP -- because you're not making yourself clear! :)
> I have no doubt in YM being the *fastest* guitarist on Earth,
Two words: Joe Stump. Two more words: Chris Impelliteri. And the final two words: MICHAEL.ANGELO.
> Anyone heard the music of Alex Masi ("Attack of the Neon Shark" (1989))? = > Is he a joke?
Good grief, I didn't think I'd ever see that name again. I bought that album back in 1989 solely on the basis of an advertisement in a mag I was reading (the cover was cool). A mistake. Disappointing for the most part, just lots of notes jumbled together at high speed. It doesn't even have the real melodic quality of many neoclassical shred albums -- most of the notes seem to have no relation to any of the other ones. Just a jumble. Some songs were good, but they were the minority. I haven't listened to it in years and I never heard anything from Masi again.
Madsman? You're the expert on shredders...Where is He Now? (apologies to DT).
Ta, Phil
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 11:25:34 -0400 From: "Silverman, Aaron" <Aaron-Silverman@deshaw.com> To: "'ytsejam@ax.com'" <ytsejam@ax.com> Subject: Help needed! (Rikki Audet, pay careful attention!!!) Message-ID: <4F9437C29C54D111B7690060083609EEA640E8@msnyc3.nyc.deshaw.com>
Hi everyone!
I haven't been on the list for a while now (for lack of time, not 'cause I don't love all you guys!), but I need some help and this seemed like the best place to turn. Some of you may be familiar with the English band Mr. So & So, (I know the people I traded with in the tape swap do!) but most of you aren't. Suffice it to say that as far as 90's prog bands go, their music is on the same level as DT, Spock's Beard and all our other faves. Unfortunately, although they have been playing gigs regularly in Britain for several years now, they're still unknown in the US.
In support of their upcoming new disc, Mr. So & So plans to come to the US late this summer. However, they need to get in touch with concert promoters here in the States. If you can put me in touch with anyone fitting that bill who would handle a show like this (clubs & such), please let me know. I have been in touch with the band and have agreed to help them out.
Support prog music! Help Mr. So & So gain recognition in the US!
Thanks for reading,
Aaron Silverman aks@deshaw.com but you'll remember me as nishiki@juno.com (still a valid address)
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 11:43:13 -0400 From: "Christopher R. Merlo" <cmerlo@CS.WM.EDU> To: ytsejam@ax.com Subject: Re: Help needed! (Rikki Audet, pay careful attention!!!) Message-ID: <199804291543.LAA24118@ren.cs.wm.edu>
> In support of their upcoming new disc, Mr. So & So plans to come to the > US late this summer. However, they need to get in touch with concert > promoters here in the States. If you can put me in touch with anyone > fitting that bill who would handle a show like this (clubs & such), > please let me know. I have been in touch with the band and have agreed > to help them out.
I'm crossing my fingers and holding my breath. Kuul, make sure you tell them that they have radio support in the Hampton Roads, VA area!!! :)
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