YTSEJAM Digest 5031
Today's Topics:
1) the nirvana sounding song...
by "Jeremy Kube" <kube@fullnet.net>
2) Boost Your Business !!!
by cybermerchant-125@bigfoot.com
3) video replay
by "Partha Mukhopadhyay" <ahtrap@hotmail.com>
4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5030
by Belhai2112@aol.com
5) Re: Some new abbreviations
by Andrew Coutermarsh <a_couter@oz.plymouth.edu>
6) RUSH
by DWilk46577@aol.com
7) Ya sure you betcha
by "Al @ Switchcraft" <al@isd.net>
8) Kings X live just now (concert review)
by Kurt Hampton <eernewe1@gnofn.org>
9) Yes/TonyMac/Greg Howe
by "Trevor W. Hoit" <TrevorW@ms.kallback.com>
10) Re: Ya sure you betcha
by Andreas Skarin - SDTS <skarre@2.sbbs.se>
11) Re: Tony MacAlpine
by Brien Denis O <n8742612@cc.wwu.edu>
12) Flower Kings CD for Sale
by "Metzger, Mark" <mmetzger@comversens.com>
13) Re: Yes/TonyMac/Greg Howe
by Michael Kizer <mike@ivorygate.com>
14) Please be kind to AL.
by "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@safelink.net>
15) Ytsefootball 99
by MusicSnob@aol.com
16) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5016
by "Zeusz dA ReAl V0CalISt" <zeusz@bigfoot.com>
17) For all ex-YU jammers, or those who plan to come to Macedonia soon :)
by CyberDuke <duskob@mol.com.mk>
18) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5016
by "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@safelink.net>
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Date: Sun, 15 Aug 1999 21:47:47 -0500
From: "Jeremy Kube" <kube@fullnet.net>
To: "Ytsejam Mailing List" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: the nirvana sounding song...
Message-ID: <000501bee791$b9d571c0$6b6a67ce@jeremyku>
Its Oleander, and they are actually pretty cool (other than the nirvana type
sound at the beginning)
Jeremy Kube
Oklahoma State University
Fire Protection and Safety Engineering Technology Major
inflammabl@aol.com
kube@fullnet.net
"Sex is Death, Death is Sex. It says it right here on my crucifix!"
Dream Theater.
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 12:08:49 +0900 (JST)
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Date: Sun, 15 Aug 1999 21:25:28 PDT
From: "Partha Mukhopadhyay" <ahtrap@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: video replay
Message-ID: <19990816042528.83841.qmail@hotmail.com>
i notice that that story about Yes and the game "Home world" was dated June
4th.....must have been before Bruce Fairbairn died....
anybody know what that does to the release of "the ladder" -- not that i
knew Yes was in the studio at all....
partha
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 00:43:55 EDT
From: Belhai2112@aol.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5030
Message-ID: <6d1c6cb4.24e8f10b@aol.com>
> >Yeah yeah yeah-- it's great to buy a CD and think that you're doing the
> artist a service, but the fact of the matter is that you spend $12 to $18
> on a CD, and the artist only gets $2.50.
I don't know. I usually buy CDs for their convenience, not to do service for
the artist.
Brandon
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 00:50:59 -0400 (EDT)
From: Andrew Coutermarsh <a_couter@oz.plymouth.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: Some new abbreviations
Message-ID: <Pine.BSF.4.10.9908160050250.87546-100000@oz.plymouth.edu>
On Sun, 15 Aug 1999, Zeusz dA ReAl V0CalISt wrote:
> Aaaand gimmemoooore.:)
> What is AFAIK?
AFAIK, that abbreviation is "As Far As I Know".
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Andrew Coutermarsh
a_couter@mail.plymouth.edu
http://cout.home.dhs.org/
Cloak on IRC
ICQ: 2513441
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Ah, music! What a beautiful art! But what a
wretched profession!
- Georges Bizet
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 02:05:10 EDT
From: DWilk46577@aol.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: RUSH
Message-ID: <1cc493c7.24e90416@aol.com>
I have heard no word of Rush playing a show anytime soon....and they never
broke up they were just on hold for a long time....But last I heard waz that
Neil waz still AWOL.
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 01:18:08 -0500
From: "Al @ Switchcraft" <al@isd.net>
To: retaehT maerD <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Ya sure you betcha
Message-ID: <37B7AD20.996420CF@isd.net>
Again, for the cheap seats... THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST:
>Has anyone heard of Danielle Brisebous? I've only heard a few snippets
>of her stuff, but from what I've heard, wow, what a voice! The music was
>somewhat generic soft rock, but damn... What a voice. :)"
Andreas Skarin wrote:
{argument: You think she has a kick ass voice and I don't! Please don't
{make a big deal out of this. It might get us both in the top 10 mfp list,
> Are you menstruating? I fail to see where I made such a "B I G" deal.
> I *thought* she had a warm and well controlled voice. Thanks for enlightening
> me on her suck quotient, I'll be sure to never trust my own tastes again.
{Your failure to comprehend the simplest of sentences is astounding! What
{I meant was, don't make this into a big argument. But I'm afraid it's too late
How was I inviting argument with that post? Please enlighten me.
Did you actually READ the message?
{for that now. And as far as the menstruating remark, I am a male and don't {menstruate,
maybe you should pick up a biology book? And that remark has
Men don't menstruate? Huh... I've been inserting tampons from the 3rd through
the 8th of every month. It all started back in Jr. High... I'd been experimenting
with the herbs and spices and got a little confused. It's a bitch getting those
dry cotton cylinders up the old piss-pipe. It looks weird, kind of like a snake
swallowing a ferret. The 'Ol Lady rather fond of my menstrual cycle, she calls it
"Speed bump week."
{been done about 300 times here already. Come up with something more original.
OK ;-)
> I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
{The big Ytse-ProGtologist has once again spoken like the true pretentious
{asshole that he is.
And don't you forget it, sausage boy! Us professional assholes take great
pride in our ability to piss off the humor impaired. It's you amateurs that
give us old pros a bad image.
Any further correspondence can be mailed to:
mailto: lightenupsausageboy@beforeyousplitlikeanovercookedbratwurst.com
--
Al - The Ytse-ProGtologist
^
Switchcraft Microsystems
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When you live in the land of 10,000.00 lakes,
it's nice to know that all men are created equal in cold water.
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 02:42:37 -0500 (CDT)
From: Kurt Hampton <eernewe1@gnofn.org>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Kings X live just now (concert review)
Message-ID: <Pine.GSO.3.95.990816023847.5797A-100000@sparkie.gnofn.org>
Just got back from Kings X
First off, Prog and DT have A BIG FOLLOWING in New Orleans. The crowd was
so into the X is wasn't even funny. After Moanjam encore, we yelled till
they came out again, and played music music. They left we started the old
Kings X chant and them came out for 2 more! I have never seen a crowd or
aband who couldn't get enough. It was like Metallica at Woodstock!
Kurt
Oh yeah on the Mirror someone posted the official DT release date is
Tuesday Oct 19th, you all might be intrested
NP-Kevmo Dead air thing..........
******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****** @----'--,--- ******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******
"I remember Now"
"Rodney King, what the hell is that supposed to mean? He's that guy."
Airheads
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 01:28:43 -0700
From: "Trevor W. Hoit" <TrevorW@ms.kallback.com>
To: "'ytsejam@ax.com'" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Yes/TonyMac/Greg Howe
Message-ID: <E04FDFCFDC87D21194D300A0C9D4BAFA0F4641@ms.kallback.com>
> Bellevue, WA (June 4, 1999)
Hey, I live there.
> While recording their forthcoming studio album (their 18th), The Ladder,
Got an advance cd. It's the best Yes album in years. IMO
> Everyone on this list should check out Tony MacAlpine.
I have six of his cds. Is that good enough? :)
> What amazed me
> the most was that he is a black guitarist. And I don't see too many balck
>
> guitarist who can do what he can do.
Give Greg Howe a listen. A little more jazzy, but this latest is pure
progmetal.
He also shreds up the keyboards.
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 15:10:31 +0200
From: Andreas Skarin - SDTS <skarre@2.sbbs.se>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Ya sure you betcha
Message-ID: <37B80DC7.9003ECD2@2.sbbs.se>
I wrote:
"To summarize the whole argument: You think she has a kick ass voice and I don't! Please
don't make a big deal out of this. It might get us both in the top 10 mfp list, but it is of
very little interest to the other jammers."
"Al @ Switchcraft" wrote:
>How was I inviting argument with that post? Please enlighten me.
>Did you actually READ the message?
I wrote this in a preventive purpose because some jammers like to flame people with
different opinions. I think neither of us wanted to argue. It's just a case of
misunderstanding from both parts. The fact that you always need to insult people made this
into the argument I was trying to avoid.
> And don't you forget it, sausage boy! Us professional assholes take great
> pride in our ability to piss off the humor impaired. It's you amateurs that
> give us old pros a bad image.
There you go again! I don't know if it's your lack of intelligence or your incredible
stupidity that makes you resort to insults instead of arguing in a sensible manner. Care to
explain your obsession for insulting people?
Andreas Skarin
Svenska Dream Theater Sallskapet
http://sdts.cjb.net - mailto:skarre@2.sbbs.se
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 06:14:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: Brien Denis O <n8742612@cc.wwu.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: Tony MacAlpine
Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.4.05.9908160604490.7720-100000@titan.cc.wwu.edu>
It's good to see Tony M's name on this list. I've been listening to him
for years, although I lost track of his work here in the late 90's. If
you like classical fusion, I'd recommend you check him out. Tony is not
only fast and clean, but he manages to add some soul to his playing. It
should be interesting to hear him pared-up with Derek. The interesting
thing is that Tony can shred on keyboard as well as anyone. Does he ever
tour?
-D
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 09:58:46 -0400
From: "Metzger, Mark" <mmetzger@comversens.com>
To: "'(ytsejam)'" <ytsejam@ax.com>,
Subject: Flower Kings CD for Sale
Message-ID: <C75EB672C5CCD211A88300104B6A9EF05D0628@wak-mail2.btrd.bostontechnology.com>
I got an extra copy of the Japanese version of the Flower Kings CD "Scanning
the Greenhouse". Dont ask how - they call them "Senior Moments" .........
It is unopened and as such in mint condition. The Flower Kings are a
progressive rock band from Sweden that reminds one a lot of old Genesis and
ELP. (Note: NO METAL !!) In fact, the Japanese version of this CD contains
the (full length) cover of Cinema Show from Genesis !! The songs run an
average of about 11 minutes.
The cost of this is $22, and you pay the postage. Frist come, first served
!!
Cheers,
Mark Metzger
mmetzger@comversens.com
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 07:10:37 -0700
From: Michael Kizer <mike@ivorygate.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: Yes/TonyMac/Greg Howe
Message-ID: <37B81BDD.144D13F7@ivorygate.com>
"Trevor W. Hoit" wrote:
>
> > Everyone on this list should check out Tony MacAlpine.
> I have six of his cds. Is that good enough? :)
> > What amazed me
> > the most was that he is a black guitarist. And I don't see too many balck
> > guitarist who can do what he can do.
> Give Greg Howe a listen. A little more jazzy, but this latest is pure
> progmetal.
> He also shreds up the keyboards.
The latest CD from Greg Howe is called "Ascend" and it features Vitalij Kuprij
(Artension) on keyboards... It doesn't say in the liners that Greg plays keys,
but I don't know for sure... I have seen Tony MacAlpine several times live and
he is utterly amazing... My favorite CD of his is "Inspiration", very tastey...
--
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"Enter ivory gates through midnight skies..." ~ http://www.ivorygate.com
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>>> Underground Internet Radio at: http://www.ytseradio.com <<<
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1993 09:22:26 -0600
From: "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@safelink.net>
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Please be kind to AL.
Message-ID: <002e01b82e49$8da6d560$0201010a@chuck.meserver.com>
>I wrote this in a preventive purpose because some jammers like to flame
>different opinions. I think neither of us wanted to argue. It's just a case
I'm glad someone appointed you Master Opinion Distributor of the jam. From
now on lets relieve you of your post by attaching this declaimer to every
post. Perhaps Skadz can make the 'jam do it automatically for us! :)
"Forward: The following message contains information which is explicitly the
opinion of the author. The author is not responsible for any actions,
negative or positive, resulting in injury, anger, laughter, or any other
physical or emotional outburst which may occur as a result of reading the
text contained within. Any reference to any persons, living or dead, is
purely coincidental."
>Care to explain your obsession for insulting people?
It stems from a major childhood abuse in which the Medulla oblongata is
"pinched." This practice was common among many parents, particularly in the
notherly section of the United States. The action is caused when parents
discipline a child by grasping the child firmly and harshly by the back of
the neck and applying pressure. The pressure causes a response from the
Medulla (located at the base of the brain, near the back of the neck) which
signals the pituitary gland to create mass quantities of testosterone and
adrenalin. Not only does this burst cause the child to become enraged with
fury at the time, it has more devastating long-term effects: increased
muscular development, elongated penis length, athletic prowess, a greater
sense of self-esteem, accellerated thought processes, increased immunity to
toxins and infectious diseases... et al.
This form of discipline has recently been curbed through law enforcement and
the recent trend for children to announce these disturbing brutalities
brought upon them by their parents. Recent scientific studies have revealed
that "disciplining" a child, as has been a common practice for years, is
actually a hate crime against the child. When a person reaches adulthood,
it has been found they develop a sense of abhorrance towards those between
infancy and their teenage years, especially if the victim is their own
child. Apparently, "disciplining" a child for immoral behavior is simply an
excuse to perform a crime of angst. Morals and religion have lately
undergone tremendous renovations whereas a child shall actually be rewarded
for what was once considered "immoral" behavior. Thus, the lack of
"pinching" of the Medulla Oblongata, will allieve the horrible side-effects
caused by the action giving children the freedom to reach maturity
overweight, lazy, sick, ignorant, and with small testicles as God intented.
Children who were abused by "pinching," upon reaching maturity, develop an
irrational sense of arrogance and an overwhelming desire to dominate others
which may explain why many of them enter the arena of professional wrestling
as a means to allieviate their wrath. Examples of famous people afflicted
by pinching include Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea, Randy "Macho Man" Savage,
Bill Clinton, Howard Stern, Nicole Bass, and RuPaul.
So, apparently, AL was a victim of "pinching." You can see why the
side-effects might warrant his desire to feel more important than you as he
is much more capable of performing actions which you may fail to do. Rather
than feel apathy toward him, express your pity openly and comfort an abused
child.
Thank you.
--
KorgX3
NP: Nightwish - Oceanborn
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 16:42:33 EDT
From: MusicSnob@aol.com
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Ytsefootball 99
Message-ID: <dad10ca4.24e9d1b9@aol.com>
Hey, everyone, we still have five slots left in the 'jam-related ESPN fantasy
football league. It costs 29.95 and you can sign up at ESPN.com. The league
is called "ytsefootball99" and the password is "ytsejam." If we get some
more players, at least they won't reassign us elsewhere.
NP: Axel Rudi Pell - Magic
Kevin
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 23:31:02 +0200
From: "Zeusz dA ReAl V0CalISt" <zeusz@bigfoot.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5016
Message-ID: <199908162331020150.0183529F@194.143.224.1>
Heyya
>From: "Sasha" <sasa.cabaravdic@pu.tel.hr>
>Subject: Vanessa-Mae
So Vanessa Mae eh?
Well, I kinda dont like her. Maybe she is a sell out.;)
I played the violin for 10 years, and I think that she is not a genious.
Not at all. She just knows, how to sell herself.
She is just a girl, who plays classical music in a different way.
But at first, when I had seen her for the first time, I had found her
appealing....but when a saw her playing that white violin with those cut
outs, I said:
- No way! If she plays this cut-out violin, then it is really not a big
deal.
Because she can reach the higher notes much easier.
So...Boooooo Vanessa Mae.
Uff! Thus spake:
Zeus
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Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 12:30:27 +0200
From: CyberDuke <duskob@mol.com.mk>
To: "ytsejam@ax.com" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: For all ex-YU jammers, or those who plan to come to Macedonia soon :)
Message-ID: <37B7E843.77DD1627@mol.com.mk>
All non ex-YU folks, might skip this one!
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Hi!
Just informing if any of you guys wanna check out a great mini jazz
festival which will happen in Macedonia starting from 26-th August, in a
town Kumanovo, half hour drive from Skopje, first city after the YU
border!
The first night is going to be sick:
- local dude called Toni Kitanovski, who finished guitar studies at
Berkeley with his Trio. They play some kind of Scofield type of jazz,
but more groovin'. The drummer he took is a miracle!!! That guy took 2
years studying at once at Berkeley. I saw this Trio this summer, and I
just couldn;t take my eyes of the drummer, and I don't even play drums!
:) So, first: Toni Kitanovski Trio
- Yep, the punk decided to play for his folks finally - Vlatko
Stefanovski Trio!!! :))))
Now,being it's a jazz festival,m these guy might pull out some jazzier
jams, and all of them are into that music.
- Hold your pants now. Ready? :) OK! Tochak Trio!!!! Which Tochak???
The band SMAK guitarist you fools! :)
This guy used to be said as best YU guitarist, and they were always
there changing the 1-st place with Vlatko. Awesome guitarist.
Now if only 1 more thing happens I'll have a heart attck - all of these
3 dudes coming out and doing a acoustic guitar trio! :) Like Paco,
McLaughlin ... Actally this already happened in Belgrade, Tochak,
Vlakto and one other, I dunno how it was. Any of you guys know about
this?
Festival will be few days.
Second day will be Anastasia and DD Synthesis night, Macedonian ethno
oriented stuff. Don't tell me you don't know Anastasia, .. "Before The
Rain" movie music ...
3-rd day: Garo & Paramecium! That's right the legend Leb i Sol drummer
with his jazz rock band, great music! And they'll release their album
soon so ... watch out.
4-th day: Bodan Arsovski with his "Ezgija" band, promoting his
soon-to-be-released 2-nd solo album.
I also heard him this summer, this is some sick stuff, all kinds of
weird ethno rhythms, breaks, temp changes, .. nothing like prog shred
fest, but still VERY complex music. AND very emotional and melodic in
the same time! :) This is a must check out!
I still don't know who else, ... but this is far more than enough to
start planning! :)
So, ... hope to see some of you, if you do plan to come, contact me.
Believe me, you won't regret. The only pain in the ass would be the
trip. How long does it take anyway from Croatia to Macedonia?
Sorry for the NDTC!
NP: The Brecker Borthers (w/ Mike Stern,
Dennish Chambers) - Song for Barry
--
CyberDuke
_________________________________________________
"What do you think about it?"
"Shocking!"
"Yeah, but do you think it was funny?"
"Of course not! That would be REALLY shocking!"
The 2 balcony fossils,
"The Muppet Show"
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Date: Sun, 29 Aug 1993 17:02:34 -0600
From: "Korg Ecksthrey" <korgx3@safelink.net>
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5016
Message-ID: <001201b838c0$9aab9120$0201010a@chuck.meserver.com>
>- No way! If she plays this cut-out violin, then it is really not a big
>deal. Because she can reach the higher notes much easier.
Sooo.... Petrucci is a sell-out for using a cut-out guitar so he can reach
the higher notes easier? Perhaps we should bitch-slap him into into the
19th century and make him play a standard old acoustic and nothing else? :)
--
KorgX3
NP: Chromakey - Colorblind.mp3
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