YTSEJAM Digest 5033
Today's Topics:
1) Huh huh... He said "Medulla"... Huh huh...
by "Earle Jason" <earle_jason@bah.com>
2) Spam/Greg Howe, Tony Mac/Quelle Flamage/JP,Steve Howe/Jon Finn Group
by Jon Parmet <jon@parmetpc.volpe.dot.gov>
3) I was joking,
by "Schnipp -" <schnipp@hotmail.com>
4) Re: I was joking,
by "Timo Virkkala" <wt@pp.inet.fi>
5) Re: NHBradio
by Trent <cybertrent@yahoo.com>
6) Ya want Violins...?
by Dave Ware <dave.ware@walker.com>
7) WTB: I Mother Earth's new one
by Dan Temmesfeld <dantemm@erinet.com>
8) Re: NHBradio
by Damon Fibraio <dfibraio@home.com>
9) Re: WTB: I Mother Earth's new one
by Syrinx <syrinx@erotomania.org>
10) "Looks like dog shit to me" --Cheech Marin
by "Al @ Switchcraft" <al@isd.net>
11) drummers / Vanessa
by CyberDuke <duskob@mol.com.mk>
12) Re: WTB: I Mother Earth's new one
by "Rob Pociluk" <robpociluk@dreamtheater.zzn.com>
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 11:15:40 -0400
From: "Earle Jason" <earle_jason@bah.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Huh huh... He said "Medulla"... Huh huh...
Message-ID: <37B97C9C.A93A6F40@bah.com>
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Korg Ecksthrey casually mentioned:
> It stems from a major childhood abuse in which the Medulla oblongata is
> "pinched." This practice was common among many parents, particularly in the
> notherly section of the United States. The action is caused when parents
> discipline a child by grasping the child firmly and harshly by the back of
> the neck and applying pressure. The pressure causes a response from the
> Medulla (located at the base of the brain, near the back of the neck) which
> signals the pituitary gland to create mass quantities of testosterone and
> adrenalin. Not only does this burst cause the child to become enraged with
> fury at the time, it has more devastating long-term effects: increased
> muscular development, elongated penis length, athletic prowess, a greater
> sense of self-esteem, accellerated thought processes, increased immunity to
> toxins and infectious diseases... et al.
In the Marine Corps, we always try to mess with the new Private or PFC
that comes to the unit. In addition to the tried and true "atomic
sit-ups", "axe qualification", and assorted other pseudo-hazing
activities, we tell the young Marine about the Medulla Oblongata.
Aparently, this region of the brain can trigger intense sensations of
pleasure when "pinched". So if an enterprising young Marine REALLY
wanted to impress a lady, he'd mount her from behind, and right at the
moment of her climax, would punch her as hard as he could in the back of
the head, pressing the skull into the medulla, and causing an orgasm so
intense that she passes out in ecstasy.
"Well how do I know where to hit, corporal?"
"I'm not sure myself, private. Just whack her six or seven times, and
chances are, you'll get it right at least once..."
Amazingly enough, no one to my knowledge has been stupid enough to try
it. Even more amazing when you take into account how many times a young
Private has sat up into a jiggly cellulite-ridden ass, chopped his hat
into pieces while blindfolded, and asked the motorpool shop chief for
some "Fallopian tubes" to fix a HMMWV (Hummer).
Just thought I'd raise the NDT content of this mailing list by a few
notches.
Whiney, pansy-assed opinions are eagerly awaited.
-Corporal Loooooeeeeeeeee
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 15:33:40 +0100
From: Jon Parmet <jon@parmetpc.volpe.dot.gov>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Spam/Greg Howe, Tony Mac/Quelle Flamage/JP,Steve Howe/Jon Finn Group
Message-ID: <37B972C4.142B24C6@parmetpc.volpe.dot.gov>
spamacide:
> Are you turning away your share of more than 375 million sales?
cyberDOOOOOOOOODE!!! I totally am. No wonder I continue to be poor white
trash... :)
Trevor:
> Oops, I got my guitarists mixed up. It is Tony Mac that plays keyboards as
> well. Greg played keys on Vitalij's last one, so Vitalij returned the favor.
I heard some Tony Mac on ytseradio the other night and, yes, I will be
picking up discage. Any sites other than the official one (being
"updated") that you can recommend for Greg Howe samples. I keep hearing
about this guy on here and in #ytseradio. It's time :)
The "Andreas and Al" thang continue:
> Care to explain your obsession for insulting people?
And this is before the subsequent 10 or so posts...
Care to take it to e-mail, folks? As in BOTH OF YOU!
Korg:
> Zseuz
> >- No way! If she plays this cut-out violin, then it is really not a big
> >deal. Because she can reach the higher notes much easier.
>
> Sooo.... Petrucci is a sell-out for using a cut-out guitar so he can reach
No, but you're a sellout for posting two phi slamma jamma posts in one
digest, and THEN, to have the audacity with the second one, to steal
away the precious nectar of the EOJ without leaving even a tip! And
tossing in the brief JP reference just to give the appearance of DTC?
<sigh> :) I'll see you in the #ytsering, boyeeeeeeeeeeeee!
> the higher notes easier? Perhaps we should bitch-slap him into into the
> 19th century and make him play a standard old acoustic and nothing else? :)
I wouldn't mind, actually, if he played a non-Ibanezian instrument now
and then. This endorsing one company shit exclusively has shades of Nike
written all over it. Fucking sellouts :) Anyone remember seeing Yes live
like during the In The Round tour? How many axen did Howe have up on
stage? 10? 20? Wouldn't people be even the slighest bit interested in
hearing what JP could do to a poor old pre-CBS Strat? or a Telecaster?
Or a hollow-bodied Gibson electric? or a beat up old, synhtesized banjo
or mandolin when Jordan's honky tonking :) ahhhh, to dream...
Andrew:
> AWOL is a military term - it stands for "Absent WithOut Leave."
> Basically, it means that you're somewhere you're not supposed to be, and
> nobody else knows where you are.
"No matter where you go...........there you are" - Buckaroo Bonzai :)
Local (Boston) area folk: Jon Finn is "opening" for Jeff Beck next
Monday at Tweeter Centah (the venue formerly known as Great Woods).
Opening is because I wanted to note that he'll be on that side stage
designed for people to be able to hear music as they're entering The
Woods. He won't be on the actual main stage. Still this is a great
chance for Jon to get some exposure in front of thousands instead of the
usual hundred or so at the clubs he plays. The place can draw 4000 no
problem. Even if he only gets 1% to stop and check it out closer, he's
gotta be loving opening for one of his major influences at a sweet
outdoor gig in the summertime. I imagine there'll be more than 1%
stopping :)
So get out there next Monday night, show your support for one of the
best guitarists in these parts, hear some cool music, suck down a couple
of frosties, check out the skirt, have some fun outdoors!! If anyone
else is planning on going and wants to hook up pre-show, e-mail me or
something.
The regular seats are steep, but one can get on the lawn seats for 19.50
anyways... http://www.tweetercenter.com/gwsched.html doesn't list Jon,
but he has confirmed this personally to me in between sets this past
Saturday night at a gig (the evening of "Chemistry" to use the word he
mentioned and for which I can find no better substitute!)
Speaking of which, I'll be posting a review of Bruce Bartlett's new disc
in the futre, after I purchase it and spin it a few times. Trust me,
jazz fusion fans, I saw this cat just abuse the axe as much as Jon did,
on Saturday night. This was some hot fucking shit!!! No web site that I
know of on Bruce, that might contain samples or anything. As soon as I
find out more on ordering, etc., I'll update... In the meantime, head
over to Jon Finn's site.... NOW!!!! :))))
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 09:40:38 PDT
From: "Schnipp -" <schnipp@hotmail.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: I was joking,
Message-ID: <19990817164038.13616.qmail@hotmail.com>
hence the 'chuckle, chuckle'.
Even without me following this list for more than 1 1/2 years (and reading
the FAQ as I was supposed to) I knew that PMU's ending was supposed to be
that way, dah.
I also wasn't asking for that Extreme title, I was merely trying to convince
that person who was considering to buy Extreme-Extreme to buy it. Thanks
anyway. I have mad dogs essay now, however, and whoever els wants it, I'll
forward it.
What a beautiful day, and Stevie V's new one will be released on September
7th.
Later all,
resistance is futile,
schnipp
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 21:20:45 +0300
From: "Timo Virkkala" <wt@pp.inet.fi>
To: <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Re: I was joking,
Message-ID: <00e601bee8dd$763a47e0$9e43c5c2@virkti-6>
> I have mad dogs essay now, however, and whoever els wants it, I'll
>forward it.
Mad dogs essay meaning the one about JP (or was it MP) taking over DT? If
so, then GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! =)
-WT-
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 12:15:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: Trent <cybertrent@yahoo.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: NHBradio
Message-ID: <19990817191548.3394.rocketmail@web505.yahoomail.com>
--- Damon Fibraio <dfibraio@home.com> wrote:
>
> You will need winamp. Point winamp to
> 216.32.166.89:8448. Our
> new web site is http://www.nhbradio.com. We are
> making fun of Pearl Jam
> tommorrow, and if you blah blah
Go easy on them pal. I love Pearl Jam. They're a
great band, IMHO.
===
*Trent
"Thru the eyes and I sparkle, senses growin' keen. Taste your love along the way, see your feathers preen. Kinda makes me feel sometimes, you didn't have to go. We are eagles of one nest, the nest is in our soul."
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 15:38:06 -0500
From: Dave Ware <dave.ware@walker.com>
To: "'ytsejam@ax.com'" <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: Ya want Violins...?
Message-ID: <63E392974AF3D211A88600104B93BD8B02D8B9@bham-xchg>
Hey,
Vanessa Mai....hmmm what about Lili Haydn, saw her a while back
supporting Page and Plant - she was very cool, powerful music with both
classical and eastern influences. It was a shame that she tripped over one
of the monitors, it looked quite painful.
Charlke remarked:
>Dennis Chambers when he first came into the drumming world. For one, he
played on Pearl Exports. What kind of a fool does >that? <snip>
Er...let me think who uses Pearl....Oh yes I remember - Ian Paice - yeah
he's shit isn't he....
Dave (a UK jammer) - thinks fondly of his Pearl Export and hopes his
sister in law is still looking after it....
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 07:14:45 -0400
From: Dan Temmesfeld <dantemm@erinet.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: WTB: I Mother Earth's new one
Message-ID: <3.0.2.32.19990817071445.0079ac30@mail.erinet.com>
Does anybody have that Canadian online store's URL that was posted in few
weeks ago? It was one of the best places that I've found to get IME's
_Blue Green Orange_, but I don't have the URL anymore...
Thanks,
Dan
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 18:22:39 -0400
From: Damon Fibraio <dfibraio@home.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: NHBradio
Message-ID: <4.2.0.58.19990817182227.0095de20@mail.avnl1.nj.home.com>
Trent, have you heard their new song? I love old PJ, but not their latest
stuff.
At 03:24 PM 8/17/99 , you wrote:
>--- Damon Fibraio <dfibraio@home.com> wrote:
> >
> > You will need winamp. Point winamp to
> > 216.32.166.89:8448. Our
> > new web site is http://www.nhbradio.com. We are
> > making fun of Pearl Jam
> > tommorrow, and if you blah blah
>
>Go easy on them pal. I love Pearl Jam. They're a
>great band, IMHO.
>===
>*Trent
>
>"Thru the eyes and I sparkle, senses growin' keen. Taste your love along
>the way, see your feathers preen. Kinda makes me feel sometimes, you
>didn't have to go. We are eagles of one nest, the nest is in our soul."
>_________________________________________________________
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>Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 22:06:47 -0400 (EDT)
From: Syrinx <syrinx@erotomania.org>
To: Dan Temmesfeld <dantemm@erinet.com>
Subject: Re: WTB: I Mother Earth's new one
Message-ID: <Pine.OSF.4.05.9908172206190.8605-100000@tempest.ocis.temple.edu>
> Does anybody have that Canadian online store's URL that was posted in few
> weeks ago? It was one of the best places that I've found to get IME's
> _Blue Green Orange_, but I don't have the URL anymore...
You might wanna go to www.imotherearth.com and check out some of
the places that they want you to buy from! :)
- mike.
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 1999 04:25:25 -0500
From: "Al @ Switchcraft" <al@isd.net>
To: retaehT maerD <ytsejam@ax.com>
Subject: "Looks like dog shit to me" --Cheech Marin
Message-ID: <37BA7C05.77BDFEA6@isd.net>
Al wrote:
>> I asked a simple question, "HAD ANYONE HEARD OF HER." You made it into
>> a pissing contest.
Andreas Skarin replied with:
>Well, I'm all out of piss! Is excrement ok?
That's not OK. Your surplus gives you an unfair advantage. :)
You win by default.
NP: #####
#= Information withheld to avoid confrontational situations as a result of
inadvertent expression of opinion or personal bias towards a particular
artist through the possession of media from blah blah blah.
--
Al - The Ytse-ProGtologist
^
Switchcraft Microsystems
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OK, I'm done now. :)
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 1999 13:25:51 +0200
From: CyberDuke <duskob@mol.com.mk>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: drummers / Vanessa
Message-ID: <37BA983F.7D2EF8D8@mol.com.mk>
> Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 00:33:29 EDT
> From: CHAZRUSHAM@aol.com
> Subject: Re: Drummers
>
> I wouldn't say I like Rods playing more than Mike's
> but I do understnad the free in a way part.
Good, thanx! :)
> I really didnt like Dennis Chambers when he first came into
> the drumming world. For one, he played on Pearl Exports. What
> kind of a fool does that?
Bah, what kind of reason is that? :) His playing ability is what it
counts.
> Havent been much into him since then but I do admitt he is awesome.
I surely recomend hearing more of him, he's completely nuts.
> From: Matej Grginic <izolit@siol.net>
> Subject: Re: Vanessa-Mae
>
> I like her music alot, because it's more open for different
> styles. I think what she does is progressive in some way.
Well, I presonally think she is too cheesy. The Violin Player album has
some few good songs but all togethers is not worth album, at leats not
for souls like us! :)
It's certainly cool to see slightly different approach of violin, but
than again it's nothing new, Jerry Goodman, Jean-Luc Ponty, Nigel
Kennedy, that Dixie Dreggs guy, ...
Prog, hmmmmm!?! I do like her cover of Hocus Pocus (of the band Focus),
but overall I think she's chessy
Seel out? Maybe! :)
I also don't like that she doesn't write almost any of the stuff she
plays.
But she surely can play the violin.
--
CyberDuke
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 1999 09:13:21 -0400
From: "Rob Pociluk" <robpociluk@dreamtheater.zzn.com>
To: ytsejam@ax.com
Subject: Re: WTB: I Mother Earth's new one
Message-ID: <199908180610363@robpociluk.dreamtheater.zzn.com>
The best place (both price and service-wise) to order from is A&B Sound =
in Canada. Their web site is at http://www.absound.ca
They have the new IME for $9.32 Canadian which should work out to like =
$7 US or so!!!!
Rob
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Sent: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 14:45:55 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: WTB: I Mother Earth's new one
Does anybody have that Canadian online store's URL that was posted in f=
ew
weeks ago? =A0It was one of the best places that I've found to get IME'=
s
_Blue Green Orange_, but I don't have the URL anymore...
Thanks,
Dan
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