YTSEJAM digest 5036

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Date: Fri Aug 20 1999 - 13:14:20 EDT

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    Today's Topics:

      1) Re: Mini-Digest (5031)
     by Trent <cybertrent@yahoo.com>
      2) butt fu*k usa (notice i removed the digest xxxx for you deleting convienence)
     by Jim Lenart <Sorrowed@postmark.net>
      3) re: mini-digest
     by pete gilman <pgilman@monmouth.com>
      4) Lord Of The Rings
     by Mark Peters <epididymisle@earthlink.net>
      5) Re: Vanessa-Mae
     by "Sasha" <sasa.cabaravdic@pu.tel.hr>
      6) "Best Of Wacken Open Air" 2 CD Set?
     by MTeiper@aol.com
      7) Vanessa Mae... Mai?... Vai? :)
     by Matej Grginic <izolit@siol.net>
      8) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5035
     by Matej Grginic <izolit@siol.net>
      9) 19, 20, 21, 22 here it is: the essay
     by "Schnipp -" <schnipp@hotmail.com>
     10) the essay, part 2
     by "Schnipp -" <schnipp@hotmail.com>

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    Date: Thu, 19 Aug 1999 18:36:23 -0700 (PDT)
    From: Trent <cybertrent@yahoo.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: Mini-Digest (5031)
    Message-ID: <19990820013623.3059.rocketmail@web505.yahoomail.com>

    --- Andreas Skarin <skarre@2.sbbs.se> wrote:
    > That is if If your friends share the same taste in
    > music, which in my case they
    > don't. And I don't even have a CDR, so I buy my CD's
    > on the net, NOT to support
    > the artist, but to satisfy my need for good music.

    I do it simply to GET the music. When was the last
    time you saw a Shadow Gallery album in a Wherehouse
    store in Butt Fuck, USA? I've never seen it happen
    and I'm relatively sure no one else has either.

    Oh yeah, ditto about the friends not having similar
    tastes in music. My girlfriend dies a little bit
    everytime I play some Zeppelin or DT. Wow, she's in
    pretty bad shape right now... :o)
    ===
    *Trent

    "Thru the eyes and I sparkle, senses growin' keen. Taste your love along the way, see your feathers preen. Kinda makes me feel sometimes, you didn't have to go. We are eagles of one nest, the nest is in our soul."
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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 02:11:19 +0000
    From: Jim Lenart <Sorrowed@postmark.net>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: butt fu*k usa (notice i removed the digest xxxx for you deleting convienence)
    Message-ID: <19990820021119.15547.qmail@venus.postmark.net>

    > I do it simply to GET the music. When was the last
    > time you saw a Shadow Gallery album in a Wherehouse
    > store in Butt Fuck, USA? I've never seen it happen
    > and I'm relatively sure no one else has either.
    >

    I know for sure that Borders book stores carry Magna Carta stuff, I
    have also seen SG albums in Best Buy too. Check around some more
    becuase that stuff is out there.

    jim

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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 00:41:47 -0400
    From: pete gilman <pgilman@monmouth.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: re: mini-digest
    Message-ID: <329.990820@monmouth.com>

    > Not that I support bootlegging CDs...but anyone who gives up playing and
    > composing cause he/she isn't making a bundle shouldn't be doing it in the
    > first place.

    > -Brian

    it's not about making "a bundle;" it's about making enough to pay the
    rent.

    pete

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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 03:28:28 -0500
    From: Mark Peters <epididymisle@earthlink.net>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Lord Of The Rings
    Message-ID: <37BD11AC.1C5E@earthlink.net>

    This simply cannot be the same Peter Jackson that blessed my life with
    Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Meet The Feebles, and The Frighteners. Can it?

    Mark Peters
    epididymisle@earthlink.net

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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 13:48:22 +0200
    From: "Sasha" <sasa.cabaravdic@pu.tel.hr>
    To: "Ytsejam Mailing List" <ytsejam@ax.com>
    Subject: Re: Vanessa-Mae
    Message-ID: <001301beeb02$51e0c6e0$76e91dc3@sasa>

    o~kay, this went further than i expected...
    to all those guys who think that she isn`t talented and that playing that
    cut-out electric violin is a hell of a lot easier...
    i don`t know how many of you saw her live... but i did. Her concert is
    consisted of two sets... in every set she played about 60 percent of her
    pop-oriented music and the other 40 % was pure f/&k!%g classic... they had a
    grand, concert piano on the stage and she played a few classical pieces some
    of which were extremely long and demanding... when she played those pieces
    she used her Stradivari violin which is god-only-knows how old... i think
    she said something about 200 years. Don`t hold me on that one... i`ve gotta
    check on the video. And the exception on the concert that she played in Pula
    (that`s where i live - Croatia) was that they didn`t play as much classical
    pieces like at some other concerts because humidity was very high. The
    amphitheatre where she played is set right next to the shoreline. And the
    high humidity can damage the wood... you all know how that goes. So,
    normally, on her concerts you can hear about 50% of pop-oriented music and
    50% of classic... which is played on a non-cut-out classic Stradivari violin
    on which you can`t get those higher notes easier...
    there...

    NP: Marty Friedman - Saturation Point.mp3

    "Lifting shadows off a dream
     Once broken
     She can turn a drop of water
     Into an ocean..."

    John Myung of Dream Theater
    ["Lifting Shadows Off A Dream"]

    sasa.cabaravdic@pu.tel.hr
    http://chronosphere.zambizzi.com
    ICQ UIN - 6098813

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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 08:34:31 EDT
    From: MTeiper@aol.com
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: "Best Of Wacken Open Air" 2 CD Set?
    Message-ID: <47cbed54.24eea557@aol.com>

    Hey Jammerz -

    Got an open question for any of you out there... a mail order place that I've
    dealt with before (Terrible Ted's Import Music) has advertised a "Best Of
    Wacken Open Air" 2 CD set, which apparently includes bands like Stratovarius,
    Angra, and Blind Guardian, among many others.

    I sent him an e-mail asking for a full track listing, and the reply I got
    said only that it was a 2 CD set with live and studio material, and that
    there were far too many tracks to type (almost 40, he said). So I went
    searching around the net for info.

    CDNow has nothing. I looked at CDEurope, and it is listed, but there are no
    track listings. (I guess it's an official release, then.) It looks like the
    record label is SPV, which I've heard of before, but after searching, I can't
    find any site on the web for this label.

    My question is: do any of you out there have this CD? If so, would you be
    so kind as to pass along to me via private e-mail a full track listing,
    including indicating which is live and which is studio as well as how the
    sound quality is? Or if it would be easier, if anyone knows where on the web
    I can view a full track listing, that would be fine too.

    Thanks in advance!!

    - Matt T.

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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 17:07:02 +0200
    From: Matej Grginic <izolit@siol.net>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Vanessa Mae... Mai?... Vai? :)
    Message-ID: <37BD6F16.844575B7@siol.net>

    >> I like her music alot, because it's more open for different
    >> styles. I think what she does is progressive in some way.
    >
    >Well, I presonally think she is too cheesy. The Violin Player album has
    >some few good songs but all togethers is not worth album, at leats not
    >for souls like us! :)
    >
    Music is art my friend. It either kicks your ass or you hate it :)
    At first I didn't like her either, but after a couple of listens
    it kinda grew on me. I like the concept of mixing classical phrases
    and harmony over rock (or electronic music as it might be case in
    some of her music). I dig different kinds of music mixed up.
    I'm not crazy about her, but she's okay :)
    And hey!! Let's not forget how damn goodlooking she is :)
    (I dig Brittaney Spears videos for the same reason - put TV
    on MUTE and drool :)))

    >It's certainly cool to see slightly different approach of violin, but
    >than again it's nothing new, Jerry Goodman, Jean-Luc Ponty, Nigel
    >Kennedy, that Dixie Dreggs guy, ...

    Don't forget that Karen Briggs that plays with VERTU. If I had
    to pick my favorite jazz/rock/fusion violin player, she'd be my
    first choice.
    CHECK OUT VERTU!!!!! BEST FUSION ALBUM THIS YEAR.
    (Vertu = Stanley Clarke, Richie Kotzen, Karen Briggs, Lenny
    White and Michael Caplan)

    >Prog, hmmmmm!?! I do like her cover of Hocus Pocus (of the band Focus),
    >but overall I think she's chessy

    As we established on many ocasions on this list. Prog means alot of
    things.
    For some, it's something new in music, for some it's weird heavy metal,
    and for some it's cool artwork hehe :)

    >Seel out? Maybe! :)

    More power to sellouts! :)

    Matej

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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 17:32:07 +0200
    From: Matej Grginic <izolit@siol.net>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5035
    Message-ID: <37BD74F7.47EC0A88@siol.net>

    First, let me apologise for somewhat strong tone of my first
    reply, it kinda pissed me off. Let me enlighten you in a bit
    more polite way this time :)

    >>What a moronic pile of crap... "If she plays this cut-out violin
    >>then it
    >>is really not a big deal." .. Is music about difficulty?

    >To a certain extent it is. Or lets rename this difficulty to complexity.

    Music is music.. ART. It has nothing to do with difficulty.
    Computers can draw extremely complicated blueprints of Space
    shuttles, and Picasso drew a couple of straight cubistic
    lines. Who's better artist. Difficult is great if it is
    musical, if it's just for the purpose of itself it's crap :)
    Fast players that we admire most (DT, Vai, Wooten, etc.) are all
    extremely musical with what they do. Playing G mixolydian
    scale on all neck positions on 6string bass (32notes, 250bpm,
    fingerstyle) while Pamela Lee is blowing you off, can be extremely
    difficult or as you put it complex job. But it's not very musical.

    >>She's good and you can't denie it.
    >Okay, that is true. But I - as an ex-violin player - cannot appreciate her
    >music, because her music is not *only* good because she is talented, but
    >she reached the quality by easeing her job!

    As someone alredy noted:
    Petrucci does the same thing with his double cutaway guitar and extra
    slim neck and tremolo that actually stays in tune. The tools of the
    trade are just a mean to an end. The easier the job, the better.
    Thank god! Can you imagine that all the artist would have to work
    their butts off on primitive instruments while trying to acomplish
    multiple musical orgasms...er...

    All that matters is the final product, the music that you buy and
    listen to. If the artist used a couple of wooden sticks and a big
    drum or a stateoftheart computer. It doesn't mean jack shit. Either
    it's good and you can relate to it and feel with it, or it's just
    noise.

    >>Damn I hate it when people bash artist just because they'r successful.

    >Man.:) This is not my point.:) No matter how successful she is, I don't
    >like her, because I don't think she is talented, and I dont think she
    >deserves where she is.

    She's talanted alright, read her biography. Anyone that did what she
    did at that age must be quite talanted AND must have put a shitload
    of hard work into it. I can aprecciate both.

    Matej, reaching his adult stage of his musical life :)

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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 09:58:33 PDT
    From: "Schnipp -" <schnipp@hotmail.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: 19, 20, 21, 22 here it is: the essay
    Message-ID: <19990820165837.77885.qmail@hotmail.com>

    >
    >thanks to mad dog, DragonLMC and Simon, who will probably put this on his
    >website until it enters the FAQ.
    >
    >The latest try to raise the DT content and - IMO - a nice piece of work:
    >
    >Part 1
    Part 1

         Date: Thu, 06 Aug 1998 02:57:38 -0700 (MST)
         ]From: Mad dog <jhaveman@u.arizona.edu>
         Subject: Why The World Will End When/If James Writes Metropolis Part II

         Keith, if you are able to, please forward this to the 'jam. I would,
    but
         by doing so, I would jeopardize my own life, which would hurt the
         movement, while you, you are expendable.

    > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
    > <<<OK, with all of this talk about Derek vs. Kevin and LitS vs PMU, I
    > thought I'd throw in a different twist on this.
    >
    > Now that the Chroma Key disc has been released, I have been comparing
    > it to FII. My conclusion: The "Baby" that was Dream Theater (I&W,
    > Awake) has been split right down the middle.

         As was prophesized in "Metropolis Part 1 'The Miracle And The Sleeper'"

         [Stunning analysis snipped. It does however deserve an Honorable
    Mention
         for the seperation of "Dream" (aka The Sleeper) from "Theater" (aka The
         Miracle.) And I'm serious here.]

    > This may describe some of the different opinions out there about
    Derek
    > vs Kevin, and FII vs earlier DT. Fans who loved DT because of the
    > chops will like the addition of Derek. He's a chops/jam kinda player.
    >
    > Those that were drawn to DT by "mood" songs like WFS, Space-Dye Vest,
    > LSoaD, LTL, and Surrounded may miss Kevin.

         Interesting analysis, but you missed the point.

         Ok. Since ususally the whole band does the music, I'm going to
    attribute
         the sound/feel of any particular song to the lyricist. And using this,
    I
         hate to break it to you, but Myung wrote LSoaD and LtL.

         Myung's other solo lyric credit comes from "Trail of Tears," after Kev
         left. ToT as song probably comes from Theater (Miracle), but is not
    very
         far removed from the other half. LtL, I'd place as a Sleeper song, but
         once again, not too far removed. LSoaD I'd call clear cut Sleeper.
    This
         means that Myung's lyric credits place him alongside Kevin Moore as
    part
         of the Sleeper child, the Dream half of DT.

         Portnoy? I don't think there's any doubt on this one. Chalk one up
    for
         The Miracle.

         Petrucci? His credits include "The Killing Hand," "Metropolis Pt 1,"
         "Under A Glass Moon," "Voices" and "Lines In The Sand." At first
    glance,
         it sounds like more of a landslide that with Portnoy, but then we
    remember
         that he also wrote "Another Day," "Innocence Faded" "Hollow Years."
    And
         he's a guitarist. Miracle/Theater. [Though, as a side note, it seems
         that his work is either psycho-prog or mellow-pop. Or, in the case of
         "Peruvian Skies," both.]

         Derek has yet to write any songs, so we must tread lightly. His use of
         the keys, however, seems to place him firmly in the Miracle/Theater
    camp.
         Accepting this, this makes the total so far 3-1 for current members,
    and
         3-2 including alum.

         And when we're talking about alum, how could we forget our chum, Chuck
    D.
         Unfortunately for our analysis, Mr. Dominici left after only one album,
         penning only one and a half songs. "Afterlife" solo, and "Status
    Seeker"
         with Petrucci. From my vantage point, he goes in the Theater/Miracle
    bin,
         but not that solidly. It almost seems as if we need a seperate bin for
         his work. Hmm...

         Anyway, this leaves the final tallys at Miracle - 3 (4 including alum),
         Sleeper - 1 (2 including alum.) James? James doesn't count.

         Allow me to explain. James has only one solo credit, "Anna Lee," which
         has Sleeper written all over it. However, he also wrote "Caught In A
    Web"
         with Petrucci, which has Miracle stamped clearly on the forehead.
    These,
         unlike all previous cases, cancel each other out, making James both
    twins.
         He is The Miracle _and_ The Sleeper. He is Dream and Theater, in one.

         Thus he is the logical choice to write Metropolis Part II - Armageddon.

         Yes, Armageddon. There are two reasons for this. Firstly, "Metropolis
         Part II - Electric Boogaloo" doesn't sound quite right. And, secondly,
         this song will mark the end of the world as we know it.

         When DT first formed, they were out of balance, with the
    Miracle/Theater
         twin having a slight edge, due to Dominici's influence. But, after
    that
         first album, he left the band. Before doing so, he spoke of the one
    that
         was to come.

         "I touched with one/ who made me run" - Afterlife

         He spoke of James LaBrie, who apparently appeared to Charlie well
    before
         Charlie chose to run. The title of the song also serves as an
    important
         clue.

         "You're running in circles/ And I'm turning away
         You refused to believe/ Now I'm turning away" - Status Seeker

         The word 'circles' is a reference to how James will complete the cycle
    of
         the Dream Theater, sparking Armageddon.

         Charlie also prophesized about James by being a 'type' of James, in
    other
         words, his life paralleled James's own. Dominici wrote one and a half
         songs, "AfterLife" Alone, and "Status Seeker," the second song on the
         album, with Petrucci. James, so far, has written "Anna Lee" Alone, and
         "Caught In A Web," the second song on his second album, with Petrucci.

         James stabalized the band's Dream/Theater or Miracle/Sleeper balance,
         allowing for an unprecedented reign of glory, hence _Images and Words_
    and
         _Awake_.

         Even before James wrote his collaboration with Petrucci, John was smart
         enough to see what was going to happen. This is why he penned
    "Metropolis
         Part I - 'The Miracle and The Sleeper'" about this very subject.

         Let us search the text.

         In the first verse, he speaks of Charlie and WDADU,
         "The smile of dawn..." - the beginning of the band;
         "She carried a gift from her home..." - 'She' is Dream Theater, the
         Mother, and Her gift is the twins, Miracle and Sleeper, Theater and
    Dream,
         i.e., once again, the band. They first chose the name 'Majesty' as a
    more
         oblique reference to Her, but since that was taken, they had to settle
    for
         using Her actual name, Dream Theater.

         "...And of sorrow and pain/ She'll never outgrow" - Could this be
    refering
         to anything other than WDADU? [Sorry.]

         "Death is the first dance eternal" - this 'death' is actually Charlie
         leaving the band. Delving deeper, we realize that there's more: this
         prophesizes Armageddon using the twin concept, contrasting 'death
    eternal'
         with 'the first dance.' The other word there? 'Is.' Need I say more?

         "There's no freedom/ the both of you will be confined to this mind"
         There's a lot in these two lines. 'No freedom' prophesizes Kevin Moore
         leaving so that he can go off his own direction, because there is no
         freedom within the Dream Theater. However, we also have the second
    line,
         which is even more chilling. 'The both of you' refers to the twins,
         Miracle and Sleeper, who will be 'confined' to only one mind. Yes,
    that's
         right, James LaBrie.

         The second verse (note once again the occurance of the number 2,
    pointing
         ahead to Metropolis Part II) references the twins, using the words
         "miracle" and "dream." There is also a reference to one version of
         Armageddon, with "swimming in a lake of fire." Note once again the use
    of
         a duality, 'lake,' normally referring to water, and 'fire.' Petrucci
         knew what he was doing.

         "Deceit is the second without end." - There is an explaination for
    this
         quote, but it is far too shocking to bring up now. It must wait until
         more is revealed.

         The third verse, refering to the future is more difficult to decipher.
         The future at the time this song was written, however, included
    _Awake_,
         ACOS and FII. From the text:

         A Change of Seasons - "Before the leaves have fallen"
         Falling Into Infinity - "...have fallen"
                                 "this one will last forever"

         Awake is not specifically referred to within these lyrics, but I
    believe
         it's clear what that title is about. The Sleeper twin, most strongly
         personifed by Kevin Moore, woke up. Kevin realized what was going on,
         hence the album beginning with his "Six o'clock and the siren kicks him
         from a dream" and ending with the depressing "Space-Dye Vest," where
         Keving told everyone his response to the "Lie." To wit: "And I'll have
    no
         more dreams to defend."

         He decided that he was not going to defend the Sleeper twin anymore.
    Why?
         Because "the siren [kicked] him from a dream." 'Siren' must of course
         refer to James/Charlie, who is the same person, who is The Miracle and
    The
         Sleeper in one, who is Dream Theater. He knows all about the honor of
         God, Mary Jane, but he also knows when he's hopelessly outmatched.

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    Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 09:59:57 PDT
    From: "Schnipp -" <schnipp@hotmail.com>
    To: ytsejam@ax.com
    Subject: the essay, part 2
    Message-ID: <19990820170000.40206.qmail@hotmail.com>

    Part 2

         He (Kevin) decided that he was not going to defend the Sleeper twin
         anymore.
         Why? Because "the siren [kicked] him from a dream." 'Siren' must of
         course
         refer to James/Charlie, who is the same person, who is The Miracle and
    The
         Sleeper in one, who is Dream Theater. He knows all about the honor of
    God,
         Mary Jane, but he also knows when he's hopelessly outmatched.

         Kevin's album with Chroma Key, _Dead Air For Radios_ is an attempt to
    let
         the world know what is going to happen, but Kevin chooses to do so
    rather
         abstractly.

         "i'm colorblind three way tragedy...
         maybe i'm paranoid yeah that's my problem" - Colorblind

         In "Even the Waves" he speaks of three pairs, "me & judas" followed by
         "me & jonas" and then finally "me & joseph." Note that all three start
         with the letter 'j.' Like Petrucci's Metropolis, this is also a 3-way
         tragedy. We have the first, Judas, Death and Charlie, followed by
    Jonas,
         Deceit and DT's middle period, and then finally, Joseph, Love, and
         Armageddon. [Judas, the betrayer, followed by Jonas, an oblique
    reference
         to Jonah (and the whale), who appeared to be dead, and then finally
         Joseph, the father (Love) of the prophesized one (in this case,
    James)].

         Since DAFR is so oblique, I will only include a few more quotes in the
         effort of moving on.

         "there's a song that i'd rather forget" - Undertow
         "i was half outside and half inside a dream" - America The Video
         "left them behind or ahead and he said
         sooner or later you get up off the floor
         when no one wants to hear it anymore" - S.O.S.
         "each time i walk out the door
         someone mixes metaphors" - On the Page
         "she steps into the stream the level rising" - Mouse (Now watch what
         happens)

         Note the cry for help, ie SOS, 'She' once again is Dream Theater, the
         Mother. But, the 'someone' who 'mixes metaphors,' well, that bring us
         back to what I tried to skirt earlier. The part about "Deceit is the
         second without end," and what "Lie" Kevin really wrote about. But be
         patient.

         A 'Change' of Seasons indeed. We now have Derek instead of Kevin, and
    a
         new ep. I invite you to search through the title track on your own, in
         order to find out how much Mike really knew about this whole thing.
         Compare the earlier versions of this song to the official one, and see
         what, if any, changes Mike made now that Kevin, the main Sleeper force,
         was gone.

         But let us look at the covers. "Funeral For a Friend/ Love Lies
    Bleeding"
         is fairly obvious. The members were still morning the loss of the
    Kevin,
         and possibly still the loss of Charlie. In the Flesh? - Possibly James
         questioning his own existance as the Dream Theater, the Miracle and the
         Sleeper in one mind, or flesh.

         Brace yourself for this one.

         Carry On Wayward Son - John Petrucci is speaking to James, his adopted
         son, who he wants to finish his work here by writing Metropolis Part II
    -
         Armageddon.

         We're through the looking glass, folks.

         Yes. John Petrucci - he who wrote a song with each of the incarnations
    of
         the two twins in one, he who wrote of the future in Metropolis Part I,
    he
         who spoke of himself with the line "Deceit is the second without end,"
    he
         who is the 'stepfather' (of James/Charlie with Dream Theater the
    Mother)
         from Kevin's expose "Lie," he who mixes metaphors like nobody's
    business,
         he who wrote of "Poor Vanessa" (aka Dream Theater the Mother, aka
    "Mother
         Mary quite contrary" [hence the Mary Queen of Scots logo]), he who
    wrote
         of his "Fortune In Lies" - is the true villian here.

         Petrucci is the mastermind behind this. He found Dream Theater, the
         Mother, and married her, becoming stepfather to the two twins. He was
    not
         pleased with the first incarnation, Charlie, and demanded another,
    "this
         time for real" - from the ominously titled "The Ones Who Help to Set
    the
         Sun." Thus cames James. John was estatic, so much so that he allowed
    the
         greatest force against him, Kevin Moore, to remain in the band for
    another
         two albums ("you tell me 'bout your two more coming"). He writes of
    his
         overwhelming joy in "Under A Glass Moon." I will not analyze it at
    this
         time, but you can't help but think that that song was written by some
         hyper child, rejoicing in what has been given him. John was less
    jubilant
         after _Awake_, and quickly disposed of Kevin, who was replaced by
    Derek,
         who John claimed to be a "Perfect Stranger." I think it's clear -
    Derek
         is a clone of John Petrucci, placed in the band to do John's bidding,
         which is why Derek hasn't written anything yet - there is no need for
    it.

         What else can we tie in? John's facination with pop songs, as
    mentioned
         before. To this list we can add "The Silent Man," a song which John
    wrote
         both the lyrics and the music for, which was released as a single.
         [Previously, only the rebellious Kevin Moore had written both music and
         lyrics for a song, with SDV and "Wait for Sleep." Or, as he wanted to
         call it, "Wait for Sleeper."] The point is, Petrucci is branching out,
         trying to get a larger audience for his band, which is his ticket to
    world
         domination.

         If James was the evil one here, he could just write "Metropolis Part II
    -
         Armageddon" and be done with it. But he's not, and he's only just
         realizing that he is merely a pawn in Petrucci's game.

         Several questions, areas for study, remain. First off, we need to
    study
         that final verse of "Metropolis Part I" to learn what the future holds
    for
         us. From FII, Petrucci's "Lines In The Sand" seems fairly prophetic,
    but
         even I cannot yet interpret it. And also, what does Desmond Child have
    to
         do with Petrucci's conspiracy of a planned Armageddon? Did he think
    that
         Petrucci was being to arrogant, calling the song "You Or Me"?

         And just where do Mike Portnoy, who wrote "Why'd I betray my friend" in
         "The Mirror," his companion song to Kev's "Lie;" and John Myung, who
         possibly was Kevin's only true friend in the band - he was also part of
         the Sleeper twin; he wrote LtL so Kevin could write the intro song, WfS
    -
         stand on this issue? And is James really neutral or is he going to
    rebel
         like so many before him, forcing Petrucci to either find another
         replacement incarnation of the two twins together in on mind/flesh?
    And
         if that does happen, will Petrucci replace James as he did Kevin, with
    a
         clone of himself? And actually, is the current John Myung, who wrote
         "Trail of Tears," a Miracle/Theater song, the same one that wrote LtL
    and
         LSoaD?

         TO SUM UP:
         John Petrucci and his army of clones (Sherinian and Myung) are taking
    over
         DT, waiting for a Charlie/James incarnation to write "Metropolis Part
    II -
         Armageddon," sparking the end of the world as we know it.

         If John and his clones of the Miracle/Theater twin are victorious in
    the
         final battle, Petrucci will reign forever - for he loves only himself,
    and
         "Love is the Dance of Eternity."

         The wild cards? Mike Portnoy, who appears to be a solid
    Miracle/Theater
         follower, who plays the party line, who has never written a
    Sleeper/Dream
         song, could be on the side of good, i.e. the side against John
    Petrucci.
         There is also Kevin Moore, who was beaten by Petrucci once, but has
         returned with his _Dead Air For Radios_, which he is trying to use to
    once
         again do battle with the evil that is John Petrucci.

         So support Kevin and his fight by buying DAFR. As for Mike? Well, we
         can't really help him, but he still can help himself. Mike, you must
    take
         it upon yourself to write "Metropolis Part II - John's Dementia"
    exposing
         to the world the chilling scheme that John Petrucci is trying to hatch.

         To close, ever wonder why "The Killing Hand" is the only song with
    vocals
         from WDADU that is still played with any regularity? It is John's
         confession:

         "No one is left now
         my one and only land
         I laugh at what I've done
         I am the Killing Hand" - "The Killing Hand" - John Petrucci

                    Mad dog --- jhaveman@u.arizona.edu --- John Haveman
               "Im Anfang war das Wort?" ... "Nein. Im Anfang war die Tat."
            Goethe's Faust I - Scene III - as quoted in Phillip K. Dick's
    _Valis_

         P.S. - John, I am _so_ sorry for exposing your plan to the entire
         Ytsejam...

    hope you have as much fun as I did. Nice work.
    seb

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