YTSEJAM Digest 4620
Today's Topics:
1) Hey fuckers.
by Megadave25@aol.com
2) ...and then there were three...
by "Alex O'Connell" <auocon@maila.wm.edu>
3) Re: Hey fuckers.
by Damon Fibraio <dfibraio@home.com>
4) Top 10 Bands
by DrummerEsh@aol.com
5) Re: Top 10 Bands
by "Brian Hayden" <hayd0029@tc.umn.edu>
6) My top 10 bands
by ToxicSheep@aol.com
7) Top 10
by "D. Frantz" <dfrantz@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu>
8) Re: Hey fuckers.
by drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)
9) Re: Top 10 bands
by KeithMoony@aol.com
10) Re: Top 10 Bands
by drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)
11) my top ten
by "Krishna Donepudi" <skd7789@megahertz.njit.edu>
12) Jordan Rudess, ect.
by Gary Davis <artshop@artist-shop.com>
13) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4617
by jefffalk@bu.edu (Jeffrey Falk)
14) Dream Theater doesn't count
by "Dr. X-avior" <drxavior@hotmail.com>
15) Re: Dream Theater doesn't count
by "Brian Hayden" <hayd0029@tc.umn.edu>
16) Re: Top 10 Bands
by Kyle McCabe <kmccabe@wavetech.net>
17) Re: Top 10 Bands
by "TheCowGod" <demccor@clemson.edu>
18) Re: Top 10 Bands
by Lisa Marie <ytsegirl@pacbell.net>
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 21:00:31 EST
From: Megadave25@aol.com
To: ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: Hey fuckers.
Message-ID: <3ded837a.36ad21bf@aol.com>
Hey there.
Thank you for not fucking listening to my last five hundred requests to
unfucking subscribe. You people are worthless. I would really love to jerk
off with you and talk about Dream theater, but unfortunately, I only
masturbate on my own. I want you to all blow me. I would really appreciate
it if you would stop clogging up my goddamn mailbox with your shitty letters.
I have gotten to the point of utter disgust where if these were actual
leaflets, I would promptly burn them upon receipt of the devil's letters that
you choose to send me. If you even read this, which I know you incompetant
fuckheads will never do, you can shove this response up your fanclub letter-
mailing asses. Have a wonderful day.
Megadave25@aol.com
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 21:17:38 -0500
From: "Alex O'Connell" <auocon@maila.wm.edu>
To: ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: ...and then there were three...
Message-ID: <199901260213.VAA20786@maila.wm.edu>
>What the hell kind of YtseJammer are you if you don't buy this CD, for
>Chrissake!!!!! Not only is it a fellow Ytsejammer (and one of the cooler
>ones at that), but this album is definitely one of the premiere albums of
>last year.
Hey, no shouting at me, buster! I am getting my grubby fingers on it as
soon as possible :) I got to hear Behind courtesy of one very nice other
jammer (hey you) and downloaded the two mp3s from YOUnique that were
available - hell, it hooked me now!! I look forward to being lambasted by
it, as I was by their first CD too. Onward, Superior!
Alex
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 21:21:54 -0500
From: Damon Fibraio <dfibraio@home.com>
To: ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: Re: Hey fuckers.
Message-ID: <3.0.5.32.19990125212154.007dd180@mail.avnl1.nj.home.com>
Why don't you tell us how you truly feel.
At 06:28 PM 1/25/1999 -0800, you wrote:
>
> Hey there.
> Thank you for not fucking listening to my last five hundred requests to
> unfucking subscribe. You people are worthless. I would really love to jerk
> off with you and talk about Dream theater, but unfortunately, I only
> masturbate on my own. I want you to all blow me. I would really appreciate
> it if you would stop clogging up my goddamn mailbox with your shitty
letters.
> I have gotten to the point of utter disgust where if these were actual
> leaflets, I would promptly burn them upon receipt of the devil's letters
that
> you choose to send me. If you even read this, which I know you incompetant
> fuckheads will never do, you can shove this response up your fanclub letter-
> mailing asses. Have a wonderful day.
> Megadave25@aol.com
>
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 21:28:43 EST
From: DrummerEsh@aol.com
To: ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: Top 10 Bands
Message-ID: <92d29ee0.36ad285b@aol.com>
My fav. top 10 bands besides DT: ( in no perticular order)
Fates Warning
Pink Floyd
Primus
Rush
Metallica
Korn
311
Slayer
Infectious Grooves
Phosphenes =3D=DE
~ESH~
"I am The Drug" - Phosphenes
http://welcome.to/Phosphenes
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 20:40:19 -0600
From: "Brian Hayden" <hayd0029@tc.umn.edu>
To: DrummerEsh@aol.com, ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: Re: Top 10 Bands
Message-ID: <36ad2b131040001@mhub2.tc.umn.edu>
> My fav. top 10 bands besides DT: ( in no perticular order)
Are all of you fucking stupid?
Didn't any of you stupid assholes read the letter you got when you subbed?
NO MOTHERFUCKING TOP TEN LISTS!
Madsman tried to say it subtly and it obviously didn't work, so maybe you
idiots will understand this:
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU LIKE!
So if you're thinking about sending a list....shut the fuck up.
-Brian
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 21:38:29 EST
From: ToxicSheep@aol.com
To: ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: My top 10 bands
Message-ID: <5aa4c888.36ad2aa5@aol.com>
I never thought I would ever have to actually do this, but what the hell, here
goes:
( Dream Theater )...doesn't count as one, right?
1) Rush
2) Alice in Chains...(not suprised that many others seem to agree with me
here, even though they're not really progressive in style)
3) Liquid Tension Experiment
4) Spock's Beard
5) Yes
6) Al Dimeola
7) Shadow Gallery
8) Chick Corea (Akoustic Band, Return to Forever, solo stuff...)
9) Steve Morse (Dixie Dregs, SM Band)
10) Joe Satriani
So many others, those are just some bands/musicians I would say I enjoy
listening to the most...
@ |> A (V)
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 20:45:43 -0600 (CST)
From: "D. Frantz" <dfrantz@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@axnet.net>
Subject: Top 10
Message-ID: <Pine.A41.3.95.990125204144.18030C-100000@red.weeg.uiowa.edu>
I'd have ta go with:
Queensryche
Kansas
Yes
B.L.U.E.
Europe
Def Leppard
Vai
Heart
Rush
Police/Sting
"Honey, put on yer wooden shoes...we're havin sex tonight."
--Ben Stein
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 18:49:21 -0800
From: drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh)
To: ytsejam@axnet.net
Subject: Re: Hey fuckers.
Message-ID: <199901260249.SAA04190@gms.gmsnet.com>
Before being sacrificed upon the altar..., Megadave25@aol.com thus begged:
>
>Hey there.
> Thank you for not fucking listening to my last five hundred requests to
>unfucking subscribe. You people are worthless. I would really love to jerk
>off with you and talk about Dream theater, but unfortunately, I only
>masturbate on my own. I want you to all blow me. I would really appreciate
>it if you would stop clogging up my goddamn mailbox with your shitty letters.
>I have gotten to the point of utter disgust where if these were actual
>leaflets, I would promptly burn them upon receipt of the devil's letters that
>you choose to send me. If you even read this, which I know you incompetant
>fuckheads will never do, you can shove this response up your fanclub letter-
>mailing asses. Have a wonderful day.
> Megadave25@aol.com
BWHAHAHHAH SUFFER ASSHOLE.... SUFFER... YOU WILL RECEIVE THIS LIST TILL
YOU DIE, ANY ATTEMPT TO CHANGE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WILL RESULT IN
RESUBSCRIPTION...
Who's the incompetent suckhole now?
-The Doc
-- > drkhoe@gmsnet.com > http://progmetal.gmsnet.com > Windows will rule the world... and one day, you'll have to reboot the entire > thing cause it'll crash.------------------------------
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 21:49:29 EST From: KeithMoony@aol.com To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Top 10 bands Message-ID: <7956e5f.36ad2d39@aol.com>
Hey everyone I doubt any of you know me except Ed cause I'm in his band but my name's Greg Mercier and I just joined the list a couple days ago. I think I actually saw some of you at the Portnoy clinic at Daddy's in Nashua and the DT concert at Great Woods this summer I was with Ed, I was the one he called the drummer the whole time.
So you can get an idea of what I listen to besides Dreamtheater, this is my top 10 list of my favorite bands.
1. Rush!!!!- My all time favorite band, great DRUMS!!!, great bass, great guitar, great lyrics!!! 2. The Who- I think they appeal to my wild side, and best of all they're just fun to hear. 3. Eric Clapton- I love basically anything he's touched outside of the Yardbirds (I'm not too much of an oldtime blues fan) 4. Miles Davis- What can I say, he's "cool", and I'm a swingin' hepcat 5. Mahavishnu Orchestra- One of the few supergroups to exist long enough to be called a real band, and their fusion is just so funky and groovy and rockin, its the best of all music combined. 6. Crosby, Stills, Nash (& some Young)- For when I'm in my calm-nature mood, it gets me appreciative of everything. I don't like Neil's voice though. 7. Herbie Hancock- He's just so damn funky 8. Yes- Especially the earlier years with Bill Bruford on drums. (And I love that bass line from Roundabout) 9. Bob Marley- Like CSN&Y, it calms me down and just makes me happy! 10. Eric Johnson- Anyone who can make a song like the Cliffs of Dover deserves to be on my top ten list.
As you can see, I don't just listen to prog I listen to whatever interests me and thats alot of different stuff. I also listen to Classical, Surf Rock, and all subgenres of classic rock possible and am constantly becoming interested in different stuff! Hope I have fun on this list!!!
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 18:56:05 -0800 From: drkhoe@gms.gmsnet.com (Dr. Mosh) To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Top 10 Bands Message-ID: <199901260256.SAA04295@gms.gmsnet.com>
Before being sacrificed upon the altar..., "Brian Hayden" thus begged: > >> My fav. top 10 bands besides DT: ( in no perticular order) > >Are all of you fucking stupid? > >Didn't any of you stupid assholes read the letter you got when you subbed? > >NO MOTHERFUCKING TOP TEN LISTS! > >Madsman tried to say it subtly and it obviously didn't work, so maybe you >idiots will understand this: > >NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU LIKE! > >So if you're thinking about sending a list....shut the fuck up. >
My top 10:
1. Bafu's Mom's side project with Madman's Gay Retired Uncle on keyboards. 2. Madsman - Tearing you a new asshole with his 11th finger while playing in 5/12 and 12th notes, special use of the 8-string guitar on track 3. (great album) 3. Korg - Whine 4. Max Verran - I dropped my crumbcake, I'm MAD AS A HATTER! 5. Graham Boyle - In The Navy 6. Brian Samuel Taylor Coleridge Hayden - SMUT 7. Jon Pah'met - SKULLCAKE 8. Amanda Rosenblum - Falling Into Amanda 9. Pat Griffin - FAQ THIS! (with japanese bonus tracks) 10. Skadz - REVENGE (The Mad Moderator) with the video 5 Years As a List Moderator 11. Mike Bahr - Dissipate
-The Doc
-- > drkhoe@gmsnet.com > http://progmetal.gmsnet.com > Windows will rule the world... and one day, you'll have to reboot the entire > thing cause it'll crash.
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 22:39:50 -0500 From: "Krishna Donepudi" <skd7789@megahertz.njit.edu> To: <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: my top ten Message-ID: <001901be48dd$9baf93e0$6fb2eb80@krishna.njit.edu>
top ten bands (first 5 in order):
rush phish led zeppelin pink floyd kansas screamin cheetah wheelies pearl jam (old stuff) stone temple pilots (when they actually do play...) collective soul styx
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 22:42:00 -0500 From: Gary Davis <artshop@artist-shop.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Jordan Rudess, ect. Message-ID: <2.2.32.19990126034200.00cad310@artist-shop.com>
Greetings Ystejammers!
The latest Artist Shop newsletter is out and you'll find it in its entirety at <http://www.artist-shop.com/news.htm>. Here's some excerpts you'll appreciate.
The Artist Shop welcomes a number of new members including Jordan Rudess and his Key Wiz label <http://www.artist-shop.com/newlabel/index4.htm#rudess>. Jordan Rudess is one of the hottest new keyboardists on the progressive music scene today. It was made official in 1994 when the readers of Keyboard Magazine voted him best new talent. They made that honor all the more significant by giving him second place in the best overall keyboardist category right behind Keith Emerson! Jordan's tastes have proven very diverse as he has worked with the likes of Vinnie Moore, Jan Hammer, Tony Williams, the Paul Winter Consort, Rhonda Larson, Dream Theater, the Dixie Dregs, Rod Morgenstein, Liquid Tension Experiment, Annie Haslam, and many more! We are proud to be able to make available Jordan's hard to find solo albums, Secrets of the Muse and Listen. "Secrets of the Muse" is a collection of ambient piano and synthesizer improvisations. This album represents the kinder, gentler Jordan Rudess, without the monotony one often finds in the New Age genre. "Listen" is Jordan's 1993 solo progressive rock album. "Here at last is the future of progressive rock. Rudess is a genuine keyboard hero. His long, antiseptically clean, almost unbelievably fast lines recall Wakeman, though the songs on Listen hit harder than most of the Yes classics." Keyboard Magazine
Coming in March from Magna Carta <http://www.artist-shop.com/magna>, Various Artist/Tribute to the Titans. The perfect introduction to Magna Carta's tribute albums to Pink Floyd, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull, Rush and their Keyboard Hall of Fame Volume 1, Steinway to Heaven. Also included are a couple tracks from their forthcoming tributes to Emerson Lake and Palmer which is not slated to be released until April. This collection features performances by Steve Howe & Annie Haslam, Keith Emerson, John Wetton, Rick Wakeman, Kevin Gilbert, Jordan Rudess & Jerry Goodman, Magellan, Robert Berry, Mike Keneally, John Petrucci and many, many more!
Progression Magazine <http://ww.artist-shop.com/progress.htm> issue No. 29 is now available! This is the biggest issue yet, with 164 pages. Contents include the following:
* Feature interview with Dream Theater * A FREE CD SAMPLER FROM THE LASER'S EDGE LABEL (subscribers only) * In-depth interview with Marillion vocalist Steve Hogarth * In-depth interview with Anthony Phillips (ex-Genesis) * Feature interview with Par Lindh Project. * Feature interview with Djam Karet * Feature interview with space music pioneers Escapade * Feature interview with Andreas Vollenweider * Analysis of Birdsongs of the Mesozoic * Retrospective on Eela Craig * Feature on unusual progressive subgenres * In-depth festival coverage: Progday '98, Strange Daze '98, Powermad '98 * Updates on 1999 festivals: Baja Prog III, Progfest '99, North East Art Rock Festival * Concert reviews of: Galahad, Jadis, Djam Karet * About 100 CD, video and book reviews
Some of you have been fortunate enough to catch these very rare LTE performances. Here's a reminder of an upcoming date!
Monday, February 1st. The Roxy Los Angeles, Ca
And in our import pre-order section <http://www.artist-shop.com/catalog/imports/preorder.htm> there's word of this impending DT video:
DREAM THEATER-IMAGES AND WORDS: LIVE IN TOKYO Limited edition Japanese release on an NTSC videotape.
Spread the word!
Gary
************************************************************** Gary Davis The Artist Shop The Other Road http://www.artist-shop.com artshop@artist-shop.com phone: 330-929-2056 fax:330-945-4923 SUPPORT THE INDEPENDENT ARTIST!!! ************************************************************** Check out the latest Artist Shop newsletter at http://www.artist-shop.com/news.htm
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 22:47:12 -0500 From: jefffalk@bu.edu (Jeffrey Falk) To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4617 Message-ID: <v01540b00b2d2a370f7df@[128.197.7.226]>
>Wow! According to Jerry Lucky's definition, ELO is prog. Alert the media. > >Yes, Genesis, ELP, et al. have also been saddled with the appellation >"Art-rock" for those who despise being labelled progressive or symphonic. > >Personally, hell, I don't care what they call it. It's good music. > >Party hearty. > >P > >NP Ashra: Live in Tokyo > Ani DiFranco: Up x 6 As a matter of fact, ELO is listed in his A-Z listing of prog bands. But guess what: he also considers _Queen_ a prog band. And guess what else? I agree with him! (What kind of moron am I?) I agree that sometimes labels can get too restrictive. I thought the whole idea of progressive rock was moving in some _different_ directions while retaining a certain artistry and vision. Formula can get boring quickly.
Jeff Falk jefffalk@bu.edu non-progressive rock "crap" now playing: Bruce Springsteen _Tracks_
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 19:49:47 PST From: "Dr. X-avior" <drxavior@hotmail.com> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Dream Theater doesn't count Message-ID: <19990126034947.10722.qmail@hotmail.com>
That's right. Top 10 besides DT. I don't suppose this to last a lot longer, if top 10s are really "prohibited". Anyway. I've wanted to know for a long time.
I've kept all results with "faves' or "top 10" in the subject line. Maybe I'll compile the results...
Dr. X-avior
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 22:01:31 -0600 From: "Brian Hayden" <hayd0029@tc.umn.edu> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Dream Theater doesn't count Message-ID: <36ad3e1674fa001@mhub3.tc.umn.edu>
> That's right. Top 10 besides DT. I don't suppose this to last a lot > longer, if top 10s are really "prohibited". Anyway. I've wanted to know > for a long time. > > I've kept all results with "faves' or "top 10" in the subject line. > Maybe I'll compile the results...
Listen up, assholes: send your faves to this guy personally. Then, he can put them on a website or something. Then, the 1 or 2 people on this list who might give a shit about what you like can look at it there.
Keep it off the damn list.
-Brian
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 22:19:34 -0600 From: Kyle McCabe <kmccabe@wavetech.net> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Top 10 Bands Message-ID: <36AD4256.BD7233A3@wavetech.net>
>Are all of you fucking stupid? > >Didn't any of you stupid assholes read the letter you got when you >subbed? > >NO MOTHERFUCKING TOP TEN LISTS!
I think a simple "please, guys, no more top ten lists--it's in the 'DO NOT POST' category," would have sufficed.
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 23:22:12 -0500 From: "TheCowGod" <demccor@clemson.edu> To: <ytsejam@axnet.net> Subject: Re: Top 10 Bands Message-ID: <008e01be48e3$721e0a60$3a1110ac@DEMCCOR.clemson.edu>
]From: Kyle McCabe <kmccabe@wavetech.net> Subject: Re: Top 10 Bands
> >>Are all of you fucking stupid? >> >>Didn't any of you stupid assholes read the letter you got when you >subbed? >> >>NO MOTHERFUCKING TOP TEN LISTS! > >I think a simple "please, guys, no more top ten lists--it's in >the 'DO NOT POST' category," would have sufficed.
but both i and chris already mentioned nicely that top 10 lists are a no no. it continued. i think he was not out of line. moo.
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 20:29:31 -0800 From: Lisa Marie <ytsegirl@pacbell.net> To: ytsejam@axnet.net Subject: Re: Top 10 Bands Message-ID: <3.0.32.19990125202929.008433c0@postoffice.pacbell.net>
At 08:27 PM 1/25/99 -0800, you wrote: > >>Are all of you fucking stupid? >> >>Didn't any of you stupid assholes read the letter you got when you >subbed? >> >>NO MOTHERFUCKING TOP TEN LISTS! > >I think a simple "please, guys, no more top ten lists--it's in >the 'DO NOT POST' category," would have sufficed.
Well gee, I think the fact that it's one of the rules would have been sufficient... but I guess NOT. Some people obviously need a kick in the head, and apparently Brian is just the man for the job.
:op
Lisa Marie "Jessie" ytsegirl@pacbell.net http://www.dreamt.org/jessie _______________________________ Ytsejam Radio Broadcast http://www.dreamt.org/ytseradio
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