YTSEJAM digest 5696

From: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Date: Sun Dec 10 2000 - 20:51:22 EST

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    Today's Topics:

      1) Re: Certain Death in the Near Future
     by Fett2002@aol.com
      2) Re: X-Mas CD
     by Fett2002@aol.com
      3) Re:End of World
     by Fett2002@aol.com
      4) DTIFC memberships-VERY important
     by Kurt M Hampton <kurt.hampton@juno.com>
      5) Trinity - Tate/Dickinson/Halford
     by "Charles Farrell" <Charles.Farrell@tesco.net>
      6) Re: DTIFC memberships-VERY important
     by Andrew Coutermarsh <a_couter@mail.plymouth.edu>
      7) TSO adventure (kind of spoilers)
     by "Tim Detman" <td4235@ship.edu>
      8) Rosie's trip around the sun
     by Dan Costello <axeman_dannl@juno.com>
      9)
     by Steffen Barabasch - The Mirror <TheMirror@dtifc.com>
     10) Get a Sega DVD Player & Over 700 Games
     by DVDPlayer209@yahoo.com
     11) Satisfaction Guaranteed!
     by wilbove@sprintmail.com
     12) Strato sell out, but Jens only mutters something incomprehensible in Swedish
     by charles.farrell@tesco.net

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    Date: Sat, 9 Dec 2000 20:59:25 EST
    From: Fett2002@aol.com
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: Re: Certain Death in the Near Future
    Message-ID: <be.d0cf2a4.27643d7d@aol.com>

    Korg:
    << > Why, it's because you'll get to spend your last moments hanging out with
     Tom
    > Arnold and Pauly Shore, of course.
     
    >Nah, cuz Rosie O'Donnell will be there and I, too, would eject myself into
    >the vacuum of space before setting foot within 150 miles of her.
     
    I think anyone that's sane would do that!
                                                    -Mike C.

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    Date: Sat, 9 Dec 2000 21:02:13 EST
    From: Fett2002@aol.com
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: Re: X-Mas CD
    Message-ID: <bb.9ae3d28.27643e25@aol.com>

    Could the X-Mas CD be all demos? That's what I'm hoping for. But IIRC, Mike
    said that the orig. Met pt2 wasn't in any form that they'd feel confortable
    releasing (or words to that effect), unfortuntately.
                                                    -Mike C.

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    Date: Sat, 9 Dec 2000 21:04:16 EST
    From: Fett2002@aol.com
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: Re:End of World
    Message-ID: <a8.e327326.27643ea0@aol.com>

    Cyberduke:
    << > > i heard a rumour saying that this will be the last xmas cd?
    >
    >> Well, that's rather obvious considering the earth will be
    > > destroyed next year, now, isn't it?
     
    >Who knows, maybe the dolphins will take care of the things. :)

    Yeah, but those damn Vogons will still get the Earth in the end, those
    bastards! :)

        

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    Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 01:33:56 -0600
    From: Kurt M Hampton <kurt.hampton@juno.com>
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: DTIFC memberships-VERY important
    Message-ID: <20001210.013500.-19607.1.Kurt.Hampton@juno.com>

    Yo yo yo,
    I had a problem with em (sort of) I joined end of january/early feb my
    sub was due to expire on issue no.19, which was mailed out dec 1st, so I
    got 3 for teh year, NOT 4. This is fine, I got last years xmas cd. I sent
    in my renewal a few days ago, just to be sure that I am inline. Do email
    someone from the place in the netherlands, Nicole/Kirby just tied the ole
    knot and probably busy having intercourse, so Id highly suggest checking
    into it, and FAST. the cd's are not too far away.

    Anywhout-I got a DVD player. Just have to wait till xmas to open it up
    and let it sit till feb (kidding, i work at blockbuster so you know i get
    free rentals, 5 a week to be exact.)

    Kurt
    NP-new AIC live album-good stuff

    ytsekurt on AOL instant messenger
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    ass"
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    Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 13:47:05 -0000
    From: "Charles Farrell" <Charles.Farrell@tesco.net>
    To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
    Subject: Trinity - Tate/Dickinson/Halford
    Message-ID: <NDBBINHLDLPJGIMLBOPGMEJMCMAA.Charles.Farrell@tesco.net>

    > From: Kurt M Hampton <kurt.hampton@juno.com>
    > To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    > Subject: Random Stuff
    >
    > 1st off-the three tenors. On the queensryche.com mb someone posted a link
    > to a page of a 15 second video of the other night with all 3 guys on
    > stage. Im a bum right now so find it yourself. :) The album is gonna be
    > released under the name "trinity" Its gonna have some maiden tunes, some
    > qr tunes, some priest tunes and a few new songs done by all 3 artists
    > from what I gather (can't wait to hear dickinson singing Queen of the
    > ryche <------wishful thinking but you never know.

    It can be found at http://www.metal-is.com/ which is a UK Metal portal put
    together by Sanctuary (the home of Maiden, Halford and also Megadeth). I do
    wish they'd chosen another song to sing, but anyway it was great to be
    there.

    Charlie

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    Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 09:50:02 -0500 (EST)
    From: Andrew Coutermarsh <a_couter@mail.plymouth.edu>
    To: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
    Subject: Re: DTIFC memberships-VERY important
    Message-ID: <Pine.BSF.4.21.0012100948350.92278-100000@oz.plymouth.edu>

    On Sat, 9 Dec 2000, Kurt M Hampton wrote:

    > Nicole/Kirby just tied the ole knot and probably busy having
    > intercourse, so Id highly suggest checking into it, and FAST. the cd's
    > are not too far away.

    No no no, Kirby's MOTHER just got married :) She just had to deal with
    all the wedding details and stuff, so she's been busy lately.

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    Andrew Coutermarsh
    a_couter@mail.plymouth.edu
    http://cout.dhs.org/
    Cloak on IRC
    ICQ: 2513441
    -------------------------------------------------
    Once I wept for I had no shoes, and then I met a
    man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean,
    it's not like HE needed them, right?
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    Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 12:27:57 -0500
    From: "Tim Detman" <td4235@ship.edu>
    To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
    Subject: TSO adventure (kind of spoilers)
    Message-ID: <NDBBJOAJEBLELDIGIBGMKEDPEJAA.td4235@ship.edu>

    Last night I went to the strangest concert venue of my life. TSO played at
    an old man's club in Harrisburg, PA. The place is called the Zembo Temple.
    The leader old man is called the "Most Illustrious Potatantate" - i have no
    idea what that means. They all wear these bucket-type hats with tassels on
    them. I think they drive around in those little yellow cars too. The
    Temple was so odd, it was a cross between a medieval castle and the India
    exhibit at epcot. The venue actually held about 3,000 people (my estimate).
    Anyway, once the show started it didn't matter where it was. The energy
    coming off the stage was amazing. They played for about two hours. The
    east coast TSO has more of the original members in it. But John Oliva was
    not one of them, kind of disappointing. Chris Caffery was there, he seemed
    to assume the position of leader of the band, did all the talking to the
    crowd, ect. Bob Kinkle, Jeff Plate (captain ridged drummer) were there.
    Alex Skolnick was there too (played guitar on Savatage, Handful of Rain).
    After the show they signed autographs and chatted with us fans. It was cool
    talking to some of them. I had my DT Met. 2000 shirt on, a bunch of them
    made comments about DT, my favorite was "whoa, those guys are scarey."
    The crowd was so diverse, There were people dressed up like they were going
    to see the president and others like me were sporting jeans and tee-shirts.
    There were 90 year old women and 5 year old kids.
    Go see this show if you can!

    -Tim Detman
    "Least Illustrious Potantate"

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    Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 14:24:56 -0500
    From: Dan Costello <axeman_dannl@juno.com>
    To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
    Subject: Rosie's trip around the sun
    Message-ID: <20001210.143624.-3889489.0.Axeman_dannl@juno.com>

    >Nah, cuz Rosie O'Donnell will be there and I, too, would eject myself
    into
    >the vacuum of space before setting foot within 150 miles of her.

    Comedian Tim Wilson after blasting Rosie's intelligence (or lack thereof)
    on the Bob and Tom Show,

    "The Bible doesn't say one word about guns. But it does have a lot to say
    about fat lesbians."

    -Dan.
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    Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000 21:04:47 +0100
    From: Steffen Barabasch - The Mirror <TheMirror@dtifc.com>
    To: Ytsejam <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
    Message-ID: <p04330103b6596b61eea6@[192.168.1.1]>

    >Definitely not Roseland stuff. Mike had already picked what was going to
    >be on the XMas CD before the Roseland show had even occurred.

    Oh, did he? So why the heck didn't he tell *me*? ;-))

    >I'm
    >guessing maybe some other mixes of SFaM stuff, and there's the rumor of
    >the original Met. II, but I really doubt that one.

    This M2 thing is growing old, really. No, the original M2 demo won't
    be on this Xmas CD. Or on any other CD in the foreseeable future.
    Maybe Derek's got a tape somewhere and will leak it accidentally some
    day, but I don't see the band releasing it anytime.

    >HELP PEOPLE LOSE 10 TO 30 INCHES AN HOUR GUARANTEED!

    I *really* don't wanna know what part of your body's meant here ;-))

    Steffen

    -- 
    Steffen Barabasch (mailto:TheMirror@dtifc.com)
    THE MIRROR - German Dream Theater Fan Club (http://www.dtifc.com/themirror)
    

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    Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2000 01:33:58 +0000 From: charles.farrell@tesco.net To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Strato sell out, but Jens only mutters something incomprehensible in Swedish Message-ID: <200012110130.RAA28088@fugazi.torchsong.com>

    As I dedicated fan of this great Finish band I was overjoyed when I saw that they had included a British date on the 2nd leg of the Infinite World Tour. It saved me the expense of yet another trip across the channel to see 'em and it was a good sign that that there was some demand for them in the UK. It would have been nice to see them playing a larger venue than the Underworld, but as Singer Timo Kotipelto admitted, they half-expected to be playing to an audience of 50 people. In fact the venue was sold-out, with people queuing outside for the chance of entry, so obviously there are many secret Stratovarius fans in the capital (even if a large number appeared to be from Scandinavia or from Aouth America).

    After rising London Power-metal band Dragonheart had played a set that was appreciated by the audience, the lights went down and the strains of 'Finlandia' came over the PA. Huge cheers greeted the band as they hit the stage and launched into 'Hunting High and Low' - accompanied by a large portion of the audience. Though most of the material was culled from their latest opus 'Infinite', they reached back in time to play the stunning 'Kiss of Judas' from 'Visions' and 2 tunes from 4th Dimension - the fantastic 'Twilight Symphony' and the popular 'Against the Wind'.

    It was great to see these great musicians at such close quarters - Jari Kainulainen plays a thundering bass, Jorg Michael is a human metronome and beats the hell out of every drum and cymbal in his kit, Jens Johansson is ... well Jens - the clown with a legendary capacity for alcohol and one of progs finest keyboardists, Timo Tolkki plays as fast and as melodic as any guitarist out there and Timo Kotipelto is the focal point and a damn fine vocalist to boot. Despite my fears about the venue, the mix is good and Kotipelto's vocals are tip top.

    Its then back to Infinite for 'A Million Light Years away' - with the crowd once again contributing vocals for the chorus, then the band step up another gear to deliver the blistering 'Speed of Light'. This is then topped by the epic title track 'Infinite' - as fine a song as they have ever written and then a further speed-fest 'Father Time' closes out the set, which seems all too short.

    After a mere 10 tunes, the crowd are clearly in no mood to leave and hang around in expectation of at least a few more tunes. Once again the band demonstrate their range, delivering 'SOS', the beautiful ballad 'Forever' and then the speedy 'Paradise' with the crowd singing their hearts out to all of the choruses. All too quickly the band leave the stage again and those of us who still have a voice left cheer for the band to return once more.

    Eventually Kotipelto and Johansson return and invite the crowd to shout loud enough to satisfy Jens, the human soundometer. Our huge cheers do the trick and the remainder of the band return to play the crowd favorite 'Black Diamond' before they take their final bow, after the crowd has counted to 4 in Swedish!!!

    The gig was definitely a triumph for the band, who must have been pleased with the reaction of the audience. The crowd certainly enjoyed themselves and the sweat dripping from the ceiling was ample evidence that this was the case. Hopefully they will pay the UK another visit in the near future. I can't wait.

    Setlist: - Hunting Hi and Low - Millenium - Kiss of Judas - Phoenix - Twilight Symphony - Against the Wind - A Million Light years Away - Speed of Light - Infinity - Father Time ----------- Encores: - SOS - Forever - Paradise -------- - Black Diamond

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